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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,620 --> 00:00:04,200 I don't get why Dorian keeps messing up. I mean, stealing a car from Daddy's 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:08,520 lot? Well, as my grandmother used to say, if you will lie, you will steal. 3 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:11,560 And the boy's done nothing but lie since he got here. 4 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:13,680 Well, I think he's done some stealing, too. 5 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:16,780 Moesha, what are you talking about? 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:22,340 Dee, I don't want to say anything, but when Dorian was hanging out with me at 7 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:23,860 the dorm, there was a big robbery. 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,300 And I think he had something to do with it. And you didn't say anything? 9 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:28,760 Didn't have any proof. 10 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:32,259 All I know is some go -to gangster came to my room looking for him. 11 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,000 And that night, bam. 12 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:35,780 And Dorian hasn't been back since. 13 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,880 Oh, God, he had so much money on him. 14 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,380 Seems like that boy is into a bit more than just burglary. 15 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,060 God, I hope he's not selling drugs. 16 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:46,860 No, Dorian's not that stupid. 17 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:54,420 But then again... Excuse me? Where do you think 18 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:55,079 you're going? 19 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:55,709 Are you ready? 20 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:57,710 Get out of my face. Boy, you... No, not now, baby. 21 00:00:58,170 --> 00:01:00,110 Not now? Daddy, that is the problem. 22 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:03,270 Nobody checks this boy on anything. What does he have to do, steal a golden 23 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:04,270 arches? 24 00:01:06,590 --> 00:01:08,330 I think that's enough, Moesha. 25 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:10,690 Frank, what did he have to say for himself? 26 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:12,169 Nothing, Dee. 27 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:14,770 He hasn't said a word since I picked him up from the police station. 28 00:01:15,210 --> 00:01:16,890 Doesn't matter. It would have been a lie anyway. 29 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:18,830 Moesha, I said that's enough. 30 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:20,530 Honey, what'd the police say? 31 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:23,870 They pulled him over for speed, and then they searched the car, and that's when 32 00:01:23,870 --> 00:01:24,870 they found the money. 33 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:29,740 Honey, where would he get $5 ,000 cash from? I don't know, Dee. All I know is 34 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:32,120 they kept it and my car. Oh, and he's still alive? 35 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,180 Frank, what are we going to do next? 36 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:40,380 Well, as soon as I calm down, we are going to get some answers. 37 00:02:02,479 --> 00:02:04,920 You're gonna be down. Come on. 38 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Moesha had a doorman. 39 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,280 No, that's her boyfriend, Hakeem. Okay, I know that, Joy. 40 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,580 I was attacking his self -esteem. 41 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,020 What? You need to go upstairs and attack a hot cone. 42 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,720 Okay, you don't have to be so nasty. 43 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:47,240 You will not believe what Dorian did now. 44 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:49,620 If it's against the law, I believe it. 45 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,020 Well, I believe it's time for you to go upstairs. 46 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:04,250 Team Dorian, he's lost his mind. He stole a car from my daddy's lot, and 47 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,970 the police found him with $5 ,000. 48 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:09,290 What? Yes, and then he has the nerve to just walk in the house without saying 49 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,370 anything. Just a total disregard for everybody. 50 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,990 You know what? Bet you that patience guy has something to do with all of this. 51 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:18,990 Hey, well, good thing the semester's almost over, Mo. So you can concentrate 52 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:22,650 your family. And you ain't got to worry about things like classes and papers and 53 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:24,710 going on tour with Q. 54 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,410 Please, I haven't even thought about that yet. 55 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:29,710 You shouldn't. 56 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:34,110 Yeah, Mo. Because your focus is on the right thing. Your family. 57 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:37,950 I'm glad you understand, Hakeem. Thank you. 58 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,210 Hey. 59 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:41,290 Thanks, babe. 60 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:43,410 Honey, you want me to make another pot? 61 00:03:43,710 --> 00:03:46,030 Yeah, why not? My nerves are shot anyway. 62 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:47,950 Mine, too. 63 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:55,610 You know, Frank, God forgive me for the way this sounds, but sometimes I wish 64 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,170 that Dorian had never come here. 65 00:03:57,550 --> 00:03:59,010 Now, wait a minute, Dee. No, honey. 66 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,160 Trouble in school is one thing, but trouble with the police? 67 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:05,900 And, honey, I'm afraid of what's going to happen if he influences Miles any 68 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:06,900 than he already has. 69 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,600 Yeah, well, I know a lot of this acting out is just to get back at me. 70 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:11,840 Yeah. 71 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:16,680 Dee, maybe if we send him to Miles' therapist, maybe she can get through to 72 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,640 And what good would that do, Frank? 73 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:25,780 Therapy only works if the person is willing to talk. And the only time 74 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,780 talks is when he's trying to con somebody. 75 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:31,600 Can we talk? 76 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:39,200 Yeah, Dorian. If you're ready to tell us where you were going and how you got $5 77 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,200 ,000. 78 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,020 Yeah, I'm ready to talk about that $5 ,000 part. 79 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,100 Where'd you get the money, Dorian? 80 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,620 I'd rather talk about what's gonna happen to me if I don't get it back. 81 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:51,830 Well, what's going to happen? 82 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:57,630 Well, let's just say if I owned a car, I'd be afraid to start it. 83 00:05:00,330 --> 00:05:03,410 Dorian, don't you know how much we care about you? 84 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:06,430 Honey, how could you be so stupid? 85 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:10,290 Auntie, if I don't get the money back to them, I'm going to be dead and stupid. 86 00:05:11,990 --> 00:05:14,550 You could have fought a little harder to get that money back for them. 87 00:05:17,070 --> 00:05:19,990 Well, I'm sorry. Maybe it's because I was trying to convince the police you're 88 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:20,990 not a car thief. 89 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:23,030 Oh, you did good, Uncle Frank. You did good. 90 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:28,190 Now all you got to do is convince them that the money is yours. 91 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:29,530 Wait. 92 00:05:29,650 --> 00:05:32,550 Dorian, you sure are asking a lot for somebody who's not giving up any 93 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:35,270 information. All right, I'll tell you whatever you want to know. 94 00:05:36,110 --> 00:05:38,990 Whose money is it? I can't tell you that. 95 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:42,490 Well, where were you going? 96 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:44,210 I can't tell you that either. 97 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,360 Yeah, well, let me tell you something, Dorian. 98 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,740 Now, you might think that these little stunts of yours are hurting me, and they 99 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:53,740 are. But they're hurting you a lot more. 100 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,500 I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, you do. 101 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,880 I'm talking about the anger that you have towards me because I let you down. 102 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:03,060 But I'm through with it, Dorian. 103 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:06,360 I'm not going to let you use that as an excuse for your bad behavior. 104 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,360 Look, I'm past that, Uncle Frank. 105 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,720 Well, why do you keep calling me Uncle? 106 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,920 And I knew I wasn't going to get any help from you. 107 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:20,640 I'd just be upstairs picking out some scriptures, a hymn, and a black warm -up 108 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,640 suit. 109 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,080 Huh? 110 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,260 Huh? Huh? 111 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:31,780 Oh, you guys, did I tell you that Gabe is short for Gabriel? 112 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Yep, 113 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,160 he's named after an angel. 114 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:40,380 See, in the Bible, what had happened... Yes, yes, Niecy, we know. Everyone knows 115 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:42,880 the story about Gabriel, okay? He put his baby in the river. 116 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,160 Baby, you and I are going to go to church on Sunday, okay? 117 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,640 Party hard, hard. 118 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,620 Y 'all talk. I'll go get this refill. 119 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:56,900 All right. 120 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,380 So, Niecy, you and Gabe were really getting close, huh? 121 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,580 I've never felt this way about anybody before. 122 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:03,940 I see. 123 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:06,960 So, is Gabeology over with yet? 124 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,600 No. 125 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:10,280 And not for a long time. 126 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:15,740 As a matter of fact, he says that he wants to have a talk with me later on 127 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:17,320 beach. He said talk? Mm -hmm. 128 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,660 Oh, girl, that sounds serious. 129 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,200 Oh, no, no. Serious. 130 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:24,220 Hey, 131 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:28,520 y 'all, this is... Angie Stone. 132 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:32,820 Hi, I love your music. Thank you so much. It's always a pleasure. Angie, we 133 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:36,740 got to get to the radio station by 3 .30. We need to grab our drinks and go. 134 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,020 No, I'm about this. 135 00:07:38,260 --> 00:07:42,440 Okay. So nice meeting you. Thank you. I'll get up with you later, all right? 136 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,440 doubt. All right, peace. 137 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,860 Um, Angie, girl, did you tell you that... 138 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,059 I used to be a dancer. 139 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,700 Uh -huh. For real, girl. So I'll try. 140 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:54,920 Hey. What's up? 141 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,480 Yeah, man. I thought you'd been going by now. My first concert's in two days. 142 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:03,400 Oh, dang, man. I was hoping we could spend some time together before you 143 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,680 Where's our chance right now? 144 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:07,720 That goes for you, too, shorty. 145 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:09,720 You gonna take me up on my job or what? 146 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:13,120 You know what? I really haven't had time to think about it. There's been a lot 147 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,660 going on. Yeah, and that... 148 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:16,910 Why she can't go with you. 149 00:08:19,030 --> 00:08:22,290 Dang, it's like that now, Moe? You can't sleep for yourself? Oh, ease up, man. 150 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:24,510 She can't go with you. 151 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:28,390 Hakeem, I don't need you to speak for me. 152 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:30,370 Yeah, but baby, you can't go on some tour. 153 00:08:31,030 --> 00:08:32,850 Come on, man, there's too much going on. 154 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:34,409 You have to stay here and have your business. 155 00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:36,309 Isn't this my business? 156 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:37,890 Yeah, but then let me handle it. 157 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:42,370 But what about all the stuff going on at home with Dorian? 158 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:47,740 Wait a minute. You don't care about what's going on with me and my family. 159 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,060 You've been worried about me and Q the whole time. 160 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,960 Maybe we should talk about this later. No, maybe we shouldn't talk about it at 161 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:56,960 all. 162 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,340 Q, I will get back to you, okay? All right, Pat. 163 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,240 Hey, Dad, the chief is here. 164 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:15,550 You are the hardest looking pizza man I've ever seen. 165 00:09:16,410 --> 00:09:18,810 This is a home invasion robbery. 166 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:22,310 What's the money? 167 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:25,490 Dad, you might want to get in here. 168 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:28,250 All right, Miles, I heard you. 169 00:09:29,290 --> 00:09:30,670 Okay, sir, how much do I owe you? 170 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:32,430 What more do you have in that wallet? 171 00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:34,389 Excuse me? 172 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:35,490 I'm here to see Dorian. 173 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:37,990 What business do you have with my son? 174 00:09:38,770 --> 00:09:39,990 You already had a little miss out. 175 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:41,610 We just want to make sure he's okay. 176 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,120 And who's we? 177 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,200 Amp. 178 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:47,480 Dorian, do you know this man? 179 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,299 Uh, yeah. 180 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,900 This is one of the people I was telling you about. 181 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:57,380 Dorian, let me holler at y 'all soft for a minute. No, no, no. Wait just a 182 00:09:57,380 --> 00:10:00,860 minute. Whatever business you have with my son can be discussed right here in 183 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:01,799 front of me. 184 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,800 All right. 185 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,060 Where the money for? 186 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,720 The police took him. 187 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:14,630 You know what the... Funny thing about that, I can't get a police to be down. 188 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:15,630 disrespect. 189 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:18,750 Look, didn't you hear him? The money's been confiscated. 190 00:10:18,990 --> 00:10:21,990 Now, my problem, our friend wants his money. 191 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:23,650 I don't have it. 192 00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:25,530 I hope that's not your final answer. 193 00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:28,450 Now, wait just a minute. 194 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:32,950 Now, look, I'm going to make sure you get your money, all right? 195 00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:36,690 But I want you to go back to whoever you work for and you tell him to stay the 196 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:37,690 hell away from my son. 197 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:38,870 Do you understand? 198 00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:42,280 Understood. You know, I'm a father, too. 199 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,960 You got to be concerned about who your children associate with. 200 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,140 Good doing business with you. 201 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,600 See you tomorrow. 202 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,140 At my dealership. 203 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:55,840 You're not welcome in my home. 204 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:05,200 Uncle Frank! 205 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,940 Oh, well, we really dodged that bullet there. 206 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:11,460 You know, Dorian, I really hope you learned something from this. 207 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:12,900 Oh, yeah, yeah, I did. 208 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,940 I'm associating with the wrong people. 209 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:16,940 And that's all? 210 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:21,820 No, plus, now I know for certain that you really got my back. 211 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,800 Well, hello, Moesha. How's your boyfriend? 212 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,540 Oops. I see something I shouldn't have. 213 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:41,690 No, Hakeem is fine, and as a matter of fact, I'm talking to one of our oldest 214 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:42,690 friends. 215 00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:43,810 You're right. 216 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:46,790 Whatever. 217 00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:48,930 We're on the road now. 218 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:52,770 I want you to let Hakeem know I have nothing but respect for him. 219 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:57,270 Yeah, he and I already have a few things we need to talk about, but I'm sure I 220 00:11:57,270 --> 00:11:58,270 can work that in. 221 00:11:58,790 --> 00:11:59,910 What's the matter, Alicia? 222 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:02,390 I just don't buy that old friend stuff. 223 00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:03,710 Oh, she has no shame. 224 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:04,930 Poor Hakeem. 225 00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:09,530 Why don't you believe me? Because I've never seen two people who are just old 226 00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:10,950 friends sitting that close together. 227 00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:20,150 I'm sorry you're not going to be going with me. 228 00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:22,770 But if you change your mind, you know where to find me. 229 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:25,490 Thank you, Q, but my mind is already made up. 230 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:31,150 Well, I got to hang out with my pops tonight, so... Goodbye. 231 00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:35,410 Did I get a hug or something? 232 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,640 Yeah. Um, can I get a ride to my pop script? 233 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,480 Sure. 234 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:55,620 What's 235 00:12:55,620 --> 00:13:06,040 up, 236 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:06,559 y 'all? 237 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,560 Y 'all seen Moe? 238 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:11,280 Everybody in here saw her shamelessly throwing herself at that bald -headed 239 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,280 rapper. 240 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:18,700 Q? Q -R -S -T. All I know is he trying to make you X. 241 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,660 Yeah, yeah, well, I don't believe you. 242 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:25,640 Joy, I'm sorry, Hakeem, but it's true. 243 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,800 They look like such a happy couple, hugging and smiling. 244 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,700 Then they left together. Together. 245 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,880 Thanks for the information. 246 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,680 Aw, what's wrong, boo? 247 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:44,080 You look like you just lost your best friend. 248 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,340 Poor Hakeem. 249 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,180 Mm -hmm. 250 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,400 Joy, while you're up, could you get me some more coffee? 251 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,260 Hey, man, I don't know why you lacing up them sneakers. 252 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,620 You ain't going anywhere. 253 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,540 Yeah, maybe not today. 254 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Shoot, not today? 255 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:08,630 Not tomorrow? 256 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,390 Man, your kids will be wearing them shoes before you will. 257 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,370 We'll see about that. 258 00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,850 Oh, you think you the slickest guy in the world, huh? 259 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:20,250 Hey, what's your problem? 260 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:22,130 You act like I did something to you. 261 00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:24,410 Man, I don't understand you. 262 00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:27,610 Why didn't you tell me about what was going down, man? I'm your little 263 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:29,290 That's exactly why. 264 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:30,590 You're a little man. 265 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,610 And I'm playing a big man's game. 266 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,990 And even if you were a big man, you couldn't handle my life. 267 00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:38,260 You... can't even handle your life. 268 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,180 Dad had to bail you out. 269 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,540 Yeah, that's a part of my plan, little man. 270 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,140 You know, let him help me out a little bit. Play the schoolboy role for a 271 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,780 minute. I'll be getting paid again. 272 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:55,320 I guess this is why dad doesn't want us eating in the room, huh? 273 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,360 Now, which one of you is Dorian Long? 274 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:27,259 Hey, look. 275 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,860 My name is D. Money. 276 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,580 What? 277 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,880 My name is D. Money. 278 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,920 From now on, your name is D. 279 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,500 Bunny. And when I tell you to move, you better hop. 280 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,610 Okay, the joke is over. 281 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,350 Who sent y 'all up here? 282 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:55,210 Hey, D, man, I don't think they're joking. 283 00:15:58,270 --> 00:15:59,930 Let's go. Hey, get off me, man. 284 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,070 Hey, get off me, man, for real. 285 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,870 Dad, two army guys are upstairs trying to take away Dorian. Yeah, I know, 286 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,030 Aren't you going to stop them? No, son, it's for the best. 287 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:14,910 Hey, look back on my mama. Move it. Tell him to get off of me, Uncle Frank. 288 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:16,990 Dorian, they're taking you away to a camp. 289 00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:20,210 They don't look like Scoutmasters to me. 290 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,430 It's a juvenile boot camp, Miles. 291 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,750 Why? What did I do? Quiet, maggot! 292 00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:29,450 Don't worry, sir. We'll take care of you, sir. 293 00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:33,070 I'm sure you will, sir. Hold on! Look, I'm sorry. 294 00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:34,350 Look, I'm a change. 295 00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:37,210 Look, I won't do it again. I learned my lesson. 296 00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,430 Please, Dad. 297 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,900 I'm sorry to have to do this, Dorian, but it's for your own good. 298 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,280 No, it's for your own good. 299 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,980 Every time I cause a problem in your life, you send me away. 300 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:59,060 Dorian, you know that's not true. Why not? 301 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:01,580 Because my so -called father says it's not? 302 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,220 For 17 years, you haven't taken any responsibility for me. 303 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:10,440 And now, as soon as things get a little rough, here you go, sending me away 304 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,440 again. 305 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:15,450 Moesha and Miles have been in plenty of trouble, and you never sent any army men 306 00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:18,329 busting in on them. Dorian, listen to me. No, you listen. 307 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:24,530 Did you ever think that I'm the way I am because of who you are and what you 308 00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:25,530 did? That's enough. 309 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,650 And we've gone over this a hundred times. 310 00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:31,230 You know I tried to make this a home for you two. 311 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,270 Well, who are they? 312 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,470 The welcome wagon? 313 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,550 Dorian! Save it. 314 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:37,810 Just save it. 315 00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:40,370 I'd rather be with them anyway. 316 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,920 Let's go. 317 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,360 What's up, Niecy? You see Moe? 318 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,800 Oh, see, I knew it. 319 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:10,850 Man, she done gone off with Q on that tour, just like Alicia and Joey said. 320 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:12,890 Yes! 321 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:20,090 Hey, girl, I appreciate your sympathy, but pull yourself together. 322 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,810 I'm not crying for you. 323 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:26,330 Gabe left me. 324 00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:28,990 Oh. 325 00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:30,550 Hey, for real? 326 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:32,130 What happened? 327 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,020 He thought we should date other people. 328 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,640 And that he started two weeks ago! 329 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:50,960 Well, let me see. He did you a favor. Yeah. 330 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:56,720 See, he released you so you can find the love you really deserve. 331 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400 No. 332 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:02,040 I probably just messed that up, too. 333 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,560 I guess I was too clingy. 334 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,120 Now, you stop that, Niecy. 335 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,320 Come on, man. Gabe's lucky he had you in his life. 336 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,320 Yeah. 337 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,520 I mean, come on. You're smart. 338 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:19,940 You're pretty. 339 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:23,020 And look, you're nowhere near as skinny as you used to be. 340 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,840 Thanks. 341 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,560 Sweet, I came. 342 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:31,900 Sweet. 343 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,940 It's not sweet enough to hold on to more. 344 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,200 Hey, let me tell you something. 345 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:40,960 You are the best thing that ever happened to Mo. 346 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:43,340 Yeah? 25700

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