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Can I see the weather section?

Sorry, Miles. There's no chance of Lucille's wedding being canceled.

The weekend forecast reads sunny and mild.

Forget it, Miles.

This time tomorrow, we'll be wearing powder blue suits, listening to your

godmother say, I do for the fourth time.

Ben, don't forget about that jockey.

Oh, yeah.

The Kentucky Derby lasted longer than that, Mary.

Hey, Dorian, please go with me. That way I'll have somebody to share my pain

with. Sorry, kid.

D -money and weddings don't mix.

But if you see any cute bridesmaids, hit me on the head.

Mo, no way, Miles. I'm spending the weekend on campus with Niecy. Sorry.

Hakeem? Sorry, little man, but look, if I'm going to transfer to Cal U, I got to

hit the books. Tell your godmother I'll catch her next week.

Stay around, Hakeem.

Bye, Hakeem.

Hey, Hakeem. Hey, Hakeem. Hey, everybody.

Where's Dee?

What's wrong, Adele? These bridesmaid dresses.

Oh, Adele. How bad can they be?

Your bridesmaid's dress is here. And I hope you haven't eaten.

Oh, Wendell, don't be so dramatic.

Maybe to look better on. Yeah, on fire.

This is unacceptable.

Y 'all can't go out like that.

You know, I said we boycott. Who's with me? Sit down, son.

I realize the only reason I feel at peace is me.

All the friends always on my mind.

You wanna be down, come on.

Gotta do what I gotta do.

Gotta move on.

I wanna be down, come on.

Alicia.

Hey, now, Moe, this weekend is gonna be the bomb.

another book until Monday. Oh, me either, girl, unless it's my phone book.

right. Amy, check this out.

I'm rocking this at the cute party tonight.

Ooh. Wait, wait, wait. The cute party? I thought you said we were going to the

gym at the dental school.

No, girl, they always trying to floss.

Go ahead. We can go to that party, too. Cool.

Uh, Mo?

Yeah? I almost forgot.

Piper's key.

For me? Mm -hmm.

Thank you, niece.

So relax and make yourself comfortable because my home is your home. Okay. All

right.

Hey, Mo.

Not that comfortable. That's my bed.

Oh.

You made something for me, Shanice? Yeah, my specialty, cheese and crackers.

So glad you invited me over here today.

Please. You know you followed me home.

What are you doing?

I was checking to see if you had wings.

Because you're my angel.

Slow down.

We've got plenty of time.

Oh, my God. It's my dad.

Let's pick this up tomorrow at my place.

Okay. Call me later.

It has been a long night. I'm getting kind of

tired.

I'm still doing the running, man.

Maybe a shot of Geritol.

Yeah, why don't you have this patch over there and give me a drip.

No problem.

Finally took him loose, huh?

Tell you something, brothers, just don't know when to leave. You know what I'm

saying?

Please tell me that you're different.

I'm different?

You'll be different over there.

But if I go over there, then we wouldn't be able to... Oh.

I want to just be over there chilling with my boys.

So... Cool.

So, uh, so you go to Cal U? Mm -hmm.

Okay, you live on campus?

Yep, Bradley Hall. How about you? I commute.

Uh -oh.

So you have a cover. Oh, yeah.

Alexis.

But... What a pinto body.

You know something?

You're the prettiest girl I've danced with all night.

Oh, stop.

You're just saying that because it's true. Oh, it is? Mm -hmm.

Thank you. What took you so long?

Man, every guy at the counter is trying to jib at some girl, man.

Let's get Mr. Tight Jeans over here. Look out.

Trying to get at that girl.

I bet he's spitting some weed game, too.

I know. I'm probably talking about your old baby. Do you believe in love at

first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Now he's like, hey, where you going? Oh, my God, look at this. Oh, yeah, you

know he's got a corny line. He's probably like, baby, if I could

alphabet, I'll put you and I together.

Um, Moe, that's not corny.

No, it's not. And besides, women got some weak lines, too. Yeah, you're

Yeah, like I'm warning you, I got mace.

Let's get out of here, man.

Some girl just tried to mace me.

That's what I'm talking about. That's my ride home moment. All right. Come on,

man. All right. Bye.

And you smell good, too. Look, what you wearing?

Secret pleasure.

Okay, well, you know what?

I can't keep a secret.

You look crazy.

Girl, my feet are killing me. You ready to go yet?

Hey, can you excuse me for just one minute? Yeah.

Be right here. All right. Don't move now. All right.

You joking, right? No, girl. I've had a long night.

No, I just made a love connection.

Yeah, so you got Piper's key. Why don't you just go back to the door?

All right. You sure you're going to be okay?

Oh, I'm positive.

All right.

All right.

Niecy?

Hey, Niecy!

Niecy, let me get in there before you take your shower.

Niecy.

Well,

uh, good morning, sunshine.

Who are you?

No, who are you?

I'm asking the questions around here. Where is Niecy? Niecy?

What's the need for me? Oh, that's it. I'll call the security. Yeah, wait,

Hold on now. Hold on.

Okay? I met your roommate at the pendulum last night. We got to talking.

a little late, and she said I could stay over. Now, you have a problem with

that?

Uh... No.

No, I just have a problem with this.

Oh.

You want the towel back. No, no, no, no, no. You keep... Keep... the towel.

Just tell me where Niecy is. That's it. Listen, pretty baby, I don't know, okay?

I woke up, Niecy was gone, so I decided to take a shower, then I was gonna

leave. But now, I just might have to change my plan.

Oh, no, I think you just better get on out.

Ooh, touchy -touchy. Now, I like a sister with a little attitude.

Oh, and you're about to love this because I'm about to go off. What you

do?

Hey, ma. Oh, hey, baby.

Well, I see you've met Tate.

Anybody want a muffin or a bagel?

I want an explanation.

Okay. Well, muffins are the sweet, fluffy ones. And bagels look more like

donuts.

Lisa.

Why is there a half -naked man in this room?

Offered to take off the towel.

You are so crazy.

Well, isn't he funny? No, he's not funny.

And neither is this situation.

Well,

uh, look, uh, Niecy, I can see that you ladies have something to discuss, so I'm

gonna get back in the shower. All right. All right? Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Have you lost your mind?

Well, why are you tripping? I mean, he goes to school here.

Yeah. The unibarber went to school somewhere, too, Niecy.

What is the big deal?

I mean, it's a co -ed dorm. Guys walk down the hall in towels all the time.

Do they all sleep here?

No, but Tate did.

And look, no one got blown up.

All right, Niecy, look, it's very, very obvious that you like this guy.

But I think that there's something that you should know.

While you were out, Tate hit on me.

And what makes you think that he hit on you?

Niecy, come on. Are you really this naive?

You know, whatever, Mo. Look, if you don't like the way I'm living in my

then you can just leave.

What?

All right, ladies, come on. We're going to be late for the wedding.

All right, honey, but please, don't laugh.

Yeah, well, you can't look any worse than us.

Whoa,

spoke too soon.

on the bright side.

Oops, you are the bright side.

He's gonna be a homicide.

Well, come on, everybody. Let's get this show on the road.

Not if I beat you to it.

All right, we'll see you when we get back.

I'll be safe.

All right. Okay.

Bye.

Hey, Sonny.

Shanice! You need to trim those hedges. What took you so long? Man, I tried to

rush them out as fast as I could. You know I couldn't wait to see you.

Really? Yeah, for sure.

Come on, let's go on the couch so we can get comfortable.

I was just busted.

I'm so sorry.

I've got to go.

I'll walk you home. No, I'll be all right.

Really.

You forgot your shoes.

Sorry.

Don't you even try it, boy. Just what do you think you were doing, Dorian?

Entertaining. And you were very rude to my guests.

Boy, don't you play with me. I've already had a rough day. And it looked

you and your guests were about to, uh... Well, you know, do something that you

guys were not supposed to be doing. Oh, we were supposed to do it. But you

weren't supposed to catch us.

Dorian.

You really think that you're ready for sex?

I was a minute ago.

Look, Dorian, having sex is a big step.

Please, look, I took that step a long time ago.

You did?

Yeah, and say the speech, because I know all about condoms, STDs, and not

getting anybody pregnant.

All right, but what about respecting our house?

Don't even try it, Mo.

I heard about you and Q in your room.

On your bed.

All right, all right.

Look, I'm not trying to say that I'm perfect.

But, Dorian, sex is more than just a physical act.

A lot of emotions go along with it.

But I got emotions.

You do?

For her?

Yeah, she's cool.

She's not a popsicle, Dorian.

She's a young lady.

Do you even know if she's had sex before?

No.

Well, then how do you know she's ready for this?

Look, I didn't force that girl to come over here.

You know?

Dorian, you know what?

I came really close to having sex last year.

Last year?

Dang, no wonder you so moody.

My point is, is that both of you guys should want this for the same reason.

And I know for me, one of those reasons has to be love.

And I know you don't love her.

Think about it.

Do you really want to hurt her?

Hey, look.

Thanks for your advice, Mom, for real.

But everybody's not you.

The money got his under control.

So you grown now? That's right.

Hey, who ate all of the Fruity Pebbles?

So I just failed?

Riding my lunch tray. Oh, my God.

Oh, Tate, I really enjoyed that movie. Thank you. Oh, no, thank you.

You see, a lot of girls don't like going to a matinee because they think you're

being cheap. Oh, no, no, no. See, I understand about living on a budget,

I mean, I'm on scholarship here myself. Okay, so you know about living off

oodles and noodles.

Oh, boy, I know about it. I invented the oodles and noodles sandwich while you

playing.

Like that, huh?

Ooh, so, where... is your crazy roommate?

Who, Moe?

No, she's not my roommate. She was just hanging with me. My roommate's out of

town for the weekend.

Oh.

Well, that's my kind of roommate.

So,

uh, you want to see what's on TV?

Uh, no.

I want to see what's on Niecy.

Boy, you're moving kind of fast. You should slow down.

Fast? Niecy, I've been here for almost three minutes.

Yeah, well, I'm going to need a little more time than that. Baby, the time is

now. Now, come on. Relax.

Now, Tate.

Tate, what are you doing?

Tate, stop.

Tate, get your hands off of me.

Niecy.

Man, what's wrong with you? I spent the night here last night. We spent the

whole...

spent my money.

Five dollars?

Would you think I owe you something for that funky little movie?

Man, get out of here.

You know what? What better?

Then I wake up

alone in Neeson's room with some half -naked stranger.

You know what? He could have been an act of murder for all I knew.

And then I get... home, and my cousin is about to get busy with some girl. Do

we? Into a full moon or something?

Well, I mean, I don't know about... I'm saying, can you believe she kicked me

out to meet her best friend for some stranger?

You know what? When I see Nancy the next time, I'm going to really let her know

how I feel. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah?

Well, here she comes.

I have nothing to say to her.

Of course not, because you said it all to me.

Excuse me, I can't... Can I talk to Moe for a minute?

Yeah, but you're going to need more than a minute.

First you throw me out of your room, now you want to throw Hakeem out of the

pendulum? Niecy, you got a real problem.

Moesha, I really need to talk to you.

Hakeem, can't you see that Niecy needs to talk?

What's the matter?

Tate tried to force himself on me.

What? Did he hurt you? No, he ain't that crazy.

I did have to fight him off.

You see, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have left.

Well, I'm the one who owes you an apology.

I never should have trusted Tate.

I can't believe I said all those things to you. Girl, please, I don't even

remember what you said.

Well, I said that you... I don't remember either.

Glad you're all right.

Oh, so all I had to do... to do with Hugger and she shut up?

D -Money, I told you.

Nobody's coming home.

My mom's at my grandmother's. She lives an hour away.

And my dad's at a gun show.

What?

I'm just kidding.

They're both at my grandmother's.

Oh, all right. All right.

I just don't want my flow to be interrupted again.

Don't remind me. That was so embarrassing.

Your cousin must think I'm some kind of slut.

Nah.

Hoochie, maybe.

What? Nah, I'm just playing.

She's been there before. She's cool.

Really? Yeah, don't worry about it.

I ain't.

What if she tells Mrs. Mitchell I'll never be able to face her at school

Come here, girl.

Look at you.

All worried over nothing.

Look, I told you, everything's fine. Relax.

You want to go upstairs?

I love you, D -Money.

Huh?

I said I love you.

What's wrong?

Dang, man, I forgot.

I'm supposed to pick up Miles from soccer practice.

Look, I gotta go.

Oh. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay. I guess I'll talk to you later.

Yes.

That's it.

That's tape. Look, I got to get out of here. No, Nisa, you don't have to go

anywhere, girl.

You didn't do anything wrong.

You're right.

I mean, I can't run every time I see him. I'm saying.

Well, maybe I should go warn that girl he's talking to.

No, you don't need to do that.

Why not?

Because, girl, that's Carmen.

She's actually a man.

Amen.

All right, Aunt Hattie.

Okay, Aunt Hattie.

That's right. That's right.