All language subtitles for Moesha s03e12 Double Date

Dating is a lot like chess.

There are predetermined strategies.

But the genius is in how each individual
interprets and applies their knowledge

of the game.

it's me it's me

I let you in because you're a girl.

You're right, I am a girl.

A member of the superior sex, the
backbone of civilization, the reason you

evicted from Eden.

And do you want some apple juice or
what?

I'd prefer a frappuccino.

One chocolate milk coming right up.

What are you two in there arguing about?

Oh, you know, Mars and Venus stuff.

It's kind of feisty, but I like it.

Yeah, you'll grow out of it.

You didn't.

I want to take Lauren to the circus.

You think one of you guys can take us?
Yeah, Dee'll take you. Thanks, Dee.

Hey, Lauren.

Uh -uh, Frank.

You're taking them. Uh -uh, baby, it's
your turn.

Frank, honey, I took them to Georgia the
Jungle.

Well, I'm the one who let him drag me to
that Lakers -Bulls game.

And halfway across town to Tower Records
so Shaq could autograph his CD.

And your basketball.

Well, as long as I was there.

Frank, honey, this isn't fair. You only
take miles for the stuff that you like,

and then you just stick me with all the
boring stuff.

What are you talking about boring? The
circus is not boring.

It's full of thrills, full of fun. And
you are full of it.

Frank. Well, how would you like to take
miles? No.

Well, baby, you didn't hear what I was
going to say.

But, Daddy, I heard you say miles.

Anyway, Jeremy's taking me to see Kenny
Lattimore tonight at Club Unplugged.

Dinner and everything.

Oh, can I go?

Sure. If you take Miles to the circus.

Kenny's young, Daddy. He'll tour again.

You can go, Mo.

Be home by curfew.

I'm not taking them.

You're taking them. I ain't taking them.

Well,

I was going to take them back if you
said no.

Promise me you won't lose your mind like
you did at the Usher concert.

Well, I couldn't help it. He's so cute.

He all right.

Oh, hi. We have reservations.

Jeremy Davis.

Come on.

Whatever happened to service with a
smile?

Try Denny's.

Excuse me, Miss Hostess. This is kind of
crowded. Do you mind if we get another

table?

Do you see another table?

Hey, that'll do.

Don't think of it as crowded.

Think of it as messy.

So, how you doing, Quentin?

I'm all right, Marisha.

Oh, you're not... Moesha, oh, she is
pretty.

You know, you read about these moments
happening in essence, but you never

they're going to happen to you.

I mean, you're the ex -girlfriend, he's
the ex -boyfriend, I'm the new

girlfriend.

And I see you landed on your feet, girl,
check him out.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Moesha, this is Tammy.

Hey. Hi.

I love the outfit.

Where'd you get it?

BCBG. Oh, I shop there all the time,
except I shop the outlets. I mean, I

care if a button is missing, but I just
hate to pay regular price.

Okay.

Tammy, this is Jeremy.

Hi, Jeremy. How you doing?

You look like I already know you.

This is Quentin, an old friend from
Crenshaw.

Call me Q.

Okay. Heard the accent. Where you from?

New York.

Me too.

Born in New Rochelle.

Ain't the same, son.

Yeah, you're right. He had trees.

We're going to need our own chips and
salsa.

Oh, no, we can share.

Sharing is therapy for the soul.

I read that in a fortune cookie.

Or was it a tea bag? I don't know.

I'm so thirsty. I don't know why my
mouth is so dry.

You know what I find that helps that?

Just let it rest for a few minutes.

I'm trying to, but not right now. I
can't wait to break my skin. You can

me any day.

That is, if you're not rapping to me,
QQ.

Are you okay?

Quick, put your hands above your head.

I'm fine. I just went down the wrong
way.

Could you pass the chips, shorty?

Here you go, QQ.

Ladies and gentlemen, Club Unplugged
proudly presents Mr. Kenny Latta.

We love you, Kenny.

I love you, too.

For you, I'd give a lifetime of
stability.

The question is, what are you still
seeing in him?

What are you talking about?

Only what I saw. You still like him.

Oh, you tripping, Q.

I'm sorry, Jeremy. It's just that we
were talking about him and... Don't

Listen, I really care about you, but I
think you need to figure out how you

about Q.

So what are you saying? You don't want
to go out with me anymore?

Not until you get over your ex.

Look, Jeremy, I don't want to be with Q,
and Q doesn't want to be with me.

Are you sure?

You call me when you figure it out.

Good night.

Can you believe Jeremy said I was still
checking for Q?

No. Who does he think he is telling you
the truth?

Mo, didn't we already read this chapter
in your book?

Yeah, but I thought I had moved on.

Uh -huh, and so did Brenda. But you see,
she brought her book right back to

Sonny.

Kim, that's a soap opera.

It's a metaphor, Mo.

So what's up with you and Mo?

Nothing.

Oh, man, please.

If you were any more whipped, I'd put
you on top of some cocoa.

Q, you don't look too good. Are you
okay?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Then buy something.

I have a hot cocoa with extra whipped
cream, and he'll have the check.

Oh, dude, come on, man. Face it. You
love sick.

How come you didn't hit me to this bus
that she's been hanging with?

Oh, dude, you're gone.

I mean, Mo has you tripping so hard you
forgot the number one rule in a player's

handbook, baby. Never sweat the
competition.

What is she doing to my head?

Q, man, why don't you just ask her out?

Can't do that.

Okay, you stay miserable.

Well, I don't see the dilemma.

I mean, just pick Jeremy. He's a
straight -A student and he's captain of

football team.

That's true.

But Q has his own chair at the
barbershop.

He does, huh?

And his own clippers, too.

Well, Jeremy has a real future.

Yeah, he has been getting a lot of
scholarship offers.

But Q's gonna blow up in the music
scene.

Yeah, doing inventory of Sam Goody.

easy to remember and spell.

Well, Jeremy has been known to smile.

Q can kiss good.

Right, right?

What?

Isn't that what you said?

Guys, what am I gonna do?

Go with Q.

Jeremy... I don't know. I mean, Jeremy
is so sensitive and charming, and he

always knows what to say.

And Q is just...

And who should I go out with?

Jeremy or Q?

Do what I do.

What, subtle for JW?

No. Listen to your heart and not your
friends.

So, dog, what's up, man? You want me to
ask y 'all for you?

Nah, son. I can handle my own affairs.

Okay.

But if it's eating you up inside, go
ahead.

Repeat the same thing, you know. See
what's up without giving me up.

Don't be obvious.

Kim.

Go get the 411 and don't be obvious.

Oh, then I better go.

No, no, no, no. I got this.

Movie? Dinner, tomorrow.

No, tonight. Where?

Unplugged. Bet.

Hey, Moesha.

Moesha?

Honey, are you okay?

Well, I can't eat and I can't sleep.

And I feel warm all over.

Well, either you got the flu or you're
in love.

Well, is this the way you felt when you
first met my daddy?

I'm not sure.

Because at that time, I did have the
flu.

For real?

Moesha? The first time I saw your daddy,
ooh, my heart just skipped a beat.

It still does.

Even when he rearranges your kitchen?

When he's too cheap to turn up the heat?

Or when he tries to sing along with
Marvin Gaye?

Especially when he sings along with
Marvin Gaye.

Well, that's the way I feel about you.

You?

I thought we were talking about Jeremy
here.

No. See, I followed my heart and it led
me to Q.

We're going out tonight.

Well, the heart has spoken.

You know what? Now that Daddy and Q are
cool, I really want to be honest and

upfront with him.

Good. So I'm going to need you to tell
him.

Moesha. Please, for love.

For love.

Thank you. Oh, you're welcome.

Okay, but tell him after I'm gone.

That was so much fun. Hey, baby.

Ah,

princess.

Got a little bit too close to those
elephants, did you?

Mrs. Mitch, I had so much fun.

They had some big old elephants.

And they had a bunch of these clowns
that kept coming out of this little

car. It must have been a hundred of
them.

First time, huh?

Yeah, and it was worth the wait.

Thanks, Mr. Mitch.

You're welcome, Hakeem.

I'm glad you appreciated it.

Oh, well, I gotta go. Big Mama's waiting
on these peanuts.

All right.

Hey, Lauren, you want some ice cream?

How about sorbet?

Well, how about you both wash up first?

Honey, that was so sweet of you taking
Hakeem with you.

I don't mind taking Hakeem.

You buy him a balloon and a bag of
peanuts, he's happy.

Yeah, but this Lauren, Dee, boy, she's
high maintenance.

Talking about, where's the sushi?

Boy, Miles' next little girlfriend
better have a dowry.

Well, that's what you get for telling me
that George of the Jungle was

critically acclaimed.

You believe that?

Uh, Mrs. Mitchell, would you, for a
chance, have any soap with moisturizer?

Your turn.

Well, Lauren, let's see what I've got
upstairs.

I have your sorbet ready when you come
back. Look, you're learning.

Hey, Dad, do you think you can take me
and Lauren to see Rent?

She says I need culture.

Well, if Lauren thinks she's so grown,
why doesn't she take you?

Because the guy's supposed to take the
girl out.

Says who?

Lauren.

Well, sometimes the girl is supposed to
pay.

Says who?

Me.

Dang.

Now that you're out of Moe's love life,
you're into mine.

Now, Miles, let's get something
straight. You don't have a love life.

And if you keep talking, you never will.

Point taken.

My boy.

That tickles. That's the love line.

Oh, well, there you are, Q.

That's the life line.

Oh, what line is that?

It's the party line.

Uh -huh.

Thanks.

You know what? I can't believe we're
here.

Me either.

I mean, it's like I'm dreaming or
something.

Ditto, shorty. All that.

Excuse me. Would you like to order
dessert?

I seat people and I give out menus.

End of job description.

Uh -uh. You know what? She is tripping.
Oh, where are you going?

I'm going to report her to the manager,
Q.

Mo, let it go.

No, I can't. She was tripping like this
last night.

We're having a nice time.

Forget about her.

I can't, Q. It's the principal.

Fine. Go ahead.

What?

Nothing. Go ahead.

Why do you always do that?

What?

That.

Why are you always worried about what
someone else is doing?

Because it's irritating.

Speaking of Jeremy, when are you going
to serve him his walking papers?

I'll handle that.

Yeah, I know, tonight.

You know what?

I'm sick of you always trying to tell me
what to do. That's the reason why we

broke up in the first place. No, the
reason we broke up is... Never mind.

No, what? Talk.

I don't feel like it.

Of course you don't, Q.

You want me to drag it out of you like I
always do.

I don't feel like arguing.

You know what? You like to put things
out there, but you don't like to deal

them.

Q, if you want this relationship to
work, you have to participate in it.

I'm not trying to carry us this time.

You're just like a bunch of drama.

Why? Because I want to talk about it?
No, because you want to have your cake

eat it, too.

Hello? That's what you do with cake. You
eat it.

Well, we should.

This is a game to you?

Who's playing games?

You. If it's not me and your prom date,
it's me and this fool Jeremy.

Or if it's not me and your pops.

Q. This is not about my daddy or anybody
else. This is about me and you.

Yeah, you're right.

Can you please stop doing that?

You know what? That right there is a
total disregard for my feelings. Your

feelings? What about mine?

You're the one who fell in a joint with
Billy Bridgewood.

Well, in order to see me, you had to be
all up in here with Tammy Talk Too Much.

Well, at least you're not dipping in
everybody else's business. Well, at

Jeremy don't dress like he's looking for
a war.

Good one, Shirley.

I know.

Felicia, I just want you to be happy.

And I want you to be happy, too.

I said it first. I said it last.

Truce?

Truce.

It was fun.

Yeah, let's do it again.

Bet, just not with each other.

Come on, let me get you home before
midnight.

Why, are you afraid my little car is
going to turn into a pumpkin?

There's already a limit.

At least I got the car.

You can't drive.

I can drive. I just need practice.

Jeremy was right.

I did need to sort out my feelings.

I mean, being with you again was like
looking through an old photo album.

It reminds you of all the good times
you've had, but...

Doesn't necessarily mean you want to go
back.

See, I want to take a step forward.

Not too fast, though.

I'm not looking for another boyfriend.

I do, however, always have room for
another friend.

On the next Scrubs.

Wouldn't you at least buy her breakfast?
No one knows how good sex is. I've

never heard a woman make sounds like
that. Sure you have. Like a guy who

getting any. Maybe so.

I wish we didn't have sex again until
our wedding night.

Next Scrubs.

Tonight at 11 .30 Eastern.