All language subtitles for Moesha s03e07 Use Me Once Shame On You

I've only known Haley for five short
weeks, but it feels like we've been

for at least six.

I guess it's because we have so much in
common.

Sure, we both go to Bridgewood and we
like Drew Hill, but it's deeper than

We've discovered we share a love for
Dodger dogs during the seventh inning

stretch, counting the muscles in Bruce
Lee's stomach and into the dragon, and

those hot L .A. days, kicking it
poolside.

Get out.

You can do it.

Yeah, so can you.

What did you say, boy?

Anything else I can do?

The other bag.

Dee, baby, I got a funny feeling that
we're going to make history at the auto

dealer's husband and wife golf classic.

How do you like my stroke? Oh, I love
it.

Positive, son.

As a matter of fact, he used to clean
golf shoes, too.

He used a stiff brush and warm water.

One spit shine, coming right up.

Honey,

I'm not so sure I'm up to this
tournament. You might have a better

winning without me. Oh, no, no, no.
Baby, don't worry about your game. Look,

nobody expects for the wives to play
good. All you got to do is look good.

So the women are just going to... be
there for show.

Oh, no, no, no, no, baby. The company's
hired young models for that.

Hey, how you doing?

Where'd you all go?

Oh, well, first we started at the Third
Street Promenade. Then we swung by the

West Side Pavilion.

B -C -B -G.

T -T -F -B. Take that stuff back.

Even the stuff we bought for you?

Oh, no, not the gifts.

Oh, thank you, Haley. I love this group.

Promotional use only.

Yeah, but they must be the opening act
for this group, not for sale.

Okay, we're busted. Haley got the CDs
for free.

No. Yeah, my dad runs Pacifica Records,
so I get freebies all the time.

Oh, well, then you came to the right
place, because Frank's middle name is

Freebie.

Well, I've got to go. I promised my
mother I'd meet her at Wolfgang Puck.

his restaurant up on Sunset?

No, it is half a den, nondisclosed
location.

That's where Guinea Pigs does new pizza.

Well, I'm going to go to the den because
I'm a guinea pig for Andale's new

smoothie.

Moe, you want to ride?

And let people see me get out of a drop
-top Benz?

Yeah, let's go.

Y 'all have a nice time now. Bye.

We'll be right

back.

Nisa, the name of the group is CPQ.

Yeah, that's Campbell.

Parker. And Q.

There's no Nisi.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you put another stunt like that,
you'll be back at home dancing in front

of your mirror.

I don't appreciate you peeping in my
window.

Hey,

Nisi girl, you were the bomb.

No. About us.

Girl, you know I'm kidding. Y 'all blew
it up.

Now, get out. I got a business to run.

You know what? If you got the half as
good tomorrow night, you're going to own

this place. Well, I don't think so. I've
been here 10 years, and the only thing

I own is that blender.

You know what? I can't believe how good
you guys sat on it. You sound so

professional and polished.

Close my eyes, I think you're a real
groupie. Yeah, but keep them open long

enough to pass out these flowers,
because we're going to need the house to

packed.

Hakeem, I'll go you one better. I'll
bring Haley.

Well, one person to the start.

Especially when her father owns a record
company.

Ooh, sounds like a crowd to me.

See, Mo, you're learning a lot at that
new school. The fine art of the hookup.

I'll ask Hayley to come by, and if she
likes what she sees, she'll tell her

y 'all will get a fat deal, and I'll get
30%. No, if you could make that happen,

I'd give you 50%. Um, speak for
yourself, Baldy.

In a real, Moesha, if you could put us
all like that, I don't know what I'd do.

Ooh, I know what I'm gonna do.

I'm going to buy myself an apartment and
get everything in leather, even the

buttons.

Yeah, well, I'm going to take Mama and
Big Mama to the sizzler. And this time

we're going to have both the steak and
all -you -can -eat salad bar for the

first time.

Hold on, buffet boy. I can't guarantee
anything except that I'll ask you to

come. Then why don't you get our hopes
up? Shatter our dreams before I can get

some sleep.

Bless. She's on our side.

Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, Moe. You know, the
visions of teriyaki beef just dancing

around in my head.

Alicia, we are grateful for anything you
can do.

Let's be honest.

Whoa.

Yes!

Not bad for a showpiece. Huh, Frank? It
was okay. For a girl.

Honey, your feet are too close together.

Concentrate, baby.

Coach Vines says that you've got to
imagine the ball has legs, then you cut

off at the knees.

Or something like that.

Should I...

Choked up on your club.

Speaking of choking... Hey, are you guys
chipping or chatting?

No.

Ow!

Sorry, son.

Whatever happened to yelling four?

Four?

This is just a wiffle ball, son.

Glad you guys aren't into archery.

Hey!

I thought y 'all were changing the oil
in Mo's car, not drilling for it.

I think we look bad. You should see her
driveway.

Miles, Daddy wants you to clean up the
driveway.

Dang!

Aren't there child labor laws?

I'll tell you what. I'll come by and
help you out later, okay?

All right. Thanks, Mom.

Please, somebody.

No, that wasn't right.

Yeah, girl, but it was fun.

You know what? Speaking of fun, my
friends are performing at the den

You should come hang out. It's going to
be live, girl. I'd love to. What time?

Around 8.

You remember how to get there?

Oh, yeah. I crewed that place looking
for guys all the time.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she here yet? Do
you see her?

Yeah, I think she's white, not
transparent.

I'm worried you guys. She'll be here.

Don't worry.

The girl is going to show up right now.

Yes. I'm going to bring up our next act.
He's a talented young comedian.

He opened the door for his mama.

Give it up for Popeye's Employee of the
Month. Check it out.

My name is Chicken.

Yeah, I was hatched around Easter time.

Problem is, Mama had all her kids around
Easter time.

Case in point, my little sister Bunny,
she's really into hip hop.

And my little brother E .E., Easter egg,
we could never find him. We always had

to hunt him down.

Get it?

Speaking of eggs, this brother's rotten.
Y 'all let him in.

Do this.

A three -legged dog lifts into a bar.

The bartender says, can I help you?

The dog says, yeah.

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

The man who shot my paw.

You guys are going on now.

Hey, shorty, what happened to your girl?

Look, I know Haley, too. She's going to
be here.

What's the matter with you?

I just got it. He wasn't talking about
his daddy. He was talking about his

Go, chick.

Come on, Angie. I'll do it way

cooler than this. Show me the loop. Show
me the loop. Show him the door. Show

him the door.

Oh, I meant chick, chick, chick, chick,
chick, chick.

Well,

this is tough love, boo. Get out.

Give it up for Chick N in his stairwell.
All right, we got a new group.

But first, it's my man, Hakeem.

Hakeem, tell the people what's up.

What's up?

L .A., what's up?

Hey, gotta give big ups to Big Mama.

Because if it weren't for her, I
wouldn't have no mama.

And if it weren't for my mama, the group
would be called PQ.

Because I'm super careful. You know,
like the soup is good.

You know what I'm saying?

It's good.

And this is Kevin.

Kevin, you got anything you want to say?

an initial yet but uh

Around we go. Around we go. Around we
go. Yo, the name is Q from Queens.

money any means. Getting cream. So me
and Hakeem could dream. With the lights

high beam. Mad face rims.

Forehead camouflaged in Pim. Berlin.

I'm trying to save up to get the bin.
The thick coop. I'm laid back.

Come on.

Around we go.

Put your hands up. Put your hands up.
Put your hands up. Around we

go.

So when you see it, keep it real. You
know the deal. Things to fulfill.

But you've chosen record deal.

This is my man, Hakeem.

World out.

Yo, Kim, sing it, baby.

Put your hands up. Put your hands up.
Put your hands up. Put your hands up.

Around we go. Around we go.

Hey, yo, I want you to check out my
dance, Sunita.

Yo, Lisa, break it down.

Around we go, around we go.

Come on, put your hands up. Put your
hands up. Put your hands up. Put your

up. Around we go, around we go.

Oh, yeah, baby.

It's sexy.

CPQ.

The hockey team, let's get out of here.

You guys ripped it up. Ripped it up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think?

Incredible. I mean, seriously, people
are going to be buying your CDs one day.

Oh, right for Hollywood. What am I going
to wear to the Grammy?

A poster of Halle Berry.

Please, you can't even keep them in.

So, Haley, when do we get to meet your
father?

My father?

Why? Slow down, Nisi.

You got to meet the A &R person first.

What's A &R?

Duh. Accounts receivable.

So, by the way, when do I get my first
cash advance?

chill. You know, Haley says she liked
you guys, and give her a chance to talk

her father first.

I've really got to go. Thanks for
inviting me.

Wait, Haley, you just got here.

Yeah, well, you know, time flies when
you're being used.

Used? What are you talking about?

Look, Mo, I thought you invited me here
as your friend, not as a hookup to my

father. Wait, hold on. It's not even
like that. Let me explain.

Save it.

Actions speak louder than words.

Haley, this is Moesha.

Gotcha. You've reached my answering
machine.

Add the tone, leave a message, and I'll
get right back.

Bye.

Listen, Haley, this is Moesha. I thought
I'd try you again, but just give me a

call when you get a chance, okay?

Bye.

Come on, can you give me a hand?

Everybody got jokes.

We made history, all right.

Worst score at a tournament.

Actually, Dad, it was the worst score in
the history of the tournament.

It wouldn't have been that bad had your
father been able to come in at par at

least once.

Excuse me, but I don't recall you being
Nancy Lopez out there yourself.

Ah, Frank, you have already ruined the
day. You are not about to ruin my sofa.

It is my sofa, too, and I will sit on it
whenever I want to.

You're just lucky I don't want to.

Just like you didn't want to open up
your stance.

Coach Vine says. Oh, Coach Vine says.
Coach Vine says.

If Coach Vine says to jump off a cliff,
will you do it?

Yes, if I knew I was going to land on
you. Oh, you're going to land on me?

Come on, Phil.

I hate when you guys fight.

Golf is just destroying our family.

Oh, Miles, honey, we're sorry.

We didn't realize that it was upsetting
you this much.

Frank, honey, maybe we shouldn't play
golf anymore.

Yeah, don't worry, son.

Dee and I will never play another
tournament again.

Promise? We promise.

That was too easy.

Now, you know I was just saying all that
to Dee, right?

Get you some rest, son, because you're
going to caddy 18 holes tomorrow.

And pick up my bag, boy.

Haley, you got a minute?

Not really.

Haley, please don't be mad at me.

I'm not mad.

Well, then turn that frown upside down,
young lady.

Haley, let me explain.

There's nothing to explain.

You were just trying to help your
friends.

You saw an opportunity, and you tried to
take advantage of it.

I wasn't trying to take advantage of
you.

I consider you a friend, too.

Please. You were just trying to get to
my father, who, by the way, I haven't

spent as much as 15 minutes alone with
in the past two years.

But you said he sent you the CDs.

Yeah. He sends me things and buys me
things.

But he hasn't been there for me in
years.

Haley, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Look, Mo.

It was the first time you asked me to
hang out with you and your friends.

And I thought that was really cool.

Until I realized what you really wanted.

So, here's my father's number. Haley,
stop.

Look, I figured that they're my friends.

And you're my friend.

You know, friends help each other out.

But what I should have done was ask you
first.

I'm really sorry.

And I'm sorry.

You have something on your shirt.

Gotcha.

You want to go to the mall?

Finally.

Well, all's well that ends well. Haley
and I are cool again.

And CPQ got over the disappointment of
not getting a dip.

Although I did have to treat Akeem to a
steak and all -you -can -eat salad bar

at the Sizzler.

But guess this?

That horrible comic chick in has a day
job as a talent scout.

He helped get Niecy an audition as a
soul train dancer.

She's got her own platform and
everything.