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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:05:05,273 --> 00:05:06,941 Hey! 2 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,375 Are you single? 3 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,579 I'm a matchmaker at Adore. 4 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,781 Please give me a call if you want to meet somebody. 5 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:16,083 We have a lot of great matches for you. 6 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:17,952 Talk soon. 7 00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:33,100 James, hi. 8 00:05:33,201 --> 00:05:34,769 Thanks for calling me back. 9 00:05:34,869 --> 00:05:37,839 Um, I just wanted to get some feedback on your first date 10 00:05:37,939 --> 00:05:39,240 with my client Sophie. 11 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,842 I'm actually on my way to meet her right now... 12 00:05:40,942 --> 00:05:42,877 but I had a quick chat with her this morning... 13 00:05:42,977 --> 00:05:45,445 and the headline is, she had a great time 14 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,447 and would love to see you again. 15 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,552 Hello? James? 16 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:55,056 Yeah, I'd like to be taken off the service. 17 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,925 May I ask why? 18 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,627 I thought you were going to set me up 19 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:02,630 with high-quality women. 20 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:06,433 I said: a fit woman in her 30s with a nice smile. 21 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,870 She's 40 and fat. 22 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:11,772 -She's 39. -39 is not 30s, that's 40. 23 00:06:11,873 --> 00:06:15,042 I would never swipe right on a woman like that. 24 00:06:16,978 --> 00:06:19,446 I'm sorry you feel that way. 25 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,995 I'm so happy. 26 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,232 You did it, Lucy. 27 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:42,637 When you said that he's 47 and only makes 150K a year... 28 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:47,108 I almost said no, but I'm really happy I trusted you. 29 00:06:48,276 --> 00:06:49,543 I know it's only been one date 30 00:06:49,644 --> 00:06:51,979 and I need to manage my expectations... 31 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:56,050 but this is probably the best first date I've ever had! 32 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:59,921 Uh, Sophie, so I just got off the phone with him. 33 00:07:00,021 --> 00:07:02,323 And he loved meeting you, 34 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,392 he had a great time... 35 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:06,127 But he doesn't feel like the chemistry 36 00:07:06,227 --> 00:07:08,428 is there for him at this time. 37 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:10,463 So. 38 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,001 Onward and upward. 39 00:07:15,303 --> 00:07:17,805 He doesn't want a second date? 40 00:07:18,973 --> 00:07:19,974 No. 41 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,245 He's balding. 42 00:07:24,345 --> 00:07:26,347 How fucking dare he? 43 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,049 Dating is a risk. 44 00:07:28,149 --> 00:07:32,019 You took a risk. It's brave. 45 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,855 Why did you set me up with someone like that? 46 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,726 He checked a lot of our boxes... 47 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,529 and you checked a lot of his. 48 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,432 So, onwards and upwards. 49 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,633 Let's talk about your next match. 50 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,435 I have an amazing guy for you. 51 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:50,137 His name is Mark, he's a doctor, 52 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,372 he's very handsome... 53 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,008 he has a full head of hair, he's 48. 54 00:07:54,108 --> 00:07:56,110 That's almost 50. 55 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,545 He looks great for 48. 56 00:07:57,645 --> 00:08:00,514 He's very fit. He looks like he's 40. 57 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:03,150 -How tall? -5'11". 58 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:07,588 Is he actually 5'11" or is he actually 5'9" and is lying? 59 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,557 What's a couple of inches? 60 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:12,259 I don't want to waste my time. 61 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,029 I am not asking for a miracle. 62 00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:17,999 I'm just asking for the bare minimum. 63 00:08:18,099 --> 00:08:20,401 I'm trying to settle. 64 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,403 Sophie. 65 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,572 I know how it feels right now. 66 00:08:25,406 --> 00:08:27,208 But I promise you... 67 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,846 you're going to marry the love of your life. 68 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,482 I don't believe you. 69 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:35,916 That's okay. 70 00:08:37,051 --> 00:08:38,285 I believe it. 71 00:08:57,772 --> 00:09:01,175 Girl of the hour! 72 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:02,743 Tonight, we're all gathered 73 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:06,180 to celebrate the most talented Lucy. 74 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:09,750 One hell of a matchmaker with razor-sharp instincts... 75 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:13,888 and an eagle eye for chemistry because this weekend... 76 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:18,592 her client Charlotte B. is getting married! 77 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:23,998 Charlotte B. is marrying Peter C. 78 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,535 The Prince Charming 79 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,970 Lucy matched her with 20 months ago. 80 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:33,340 How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy? 81 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:35,376 Nine. 82 00:09:35,476 --> 00:09:38,679 Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! 83 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,583 Lucy, do a speech! 84 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:46,887 Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 85 00:09:54,462 --> 00:09:55,696 Okay. 86 00:09:56,831 --> 00:09:59,600 My speech is... 87 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,969 that if the girl asks for 88 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,737 a 6-foot-tall drink of water... 89 00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:07,208 in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand 90 00:10:07,308 --> 00:10:10,177 and a... good hairline... 91 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:12,713 you deliver. 92 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,485 How did it go with Sophie L. today? 93 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:20,254 It took our membership team an hour to get her to renew. 94 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,356 Hopeless. 95 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,825 I'm afraid there's not a single man in New York City 96 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,327 that'll date this girl. 97 00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:28,896 What seems to be the issue? 98 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:31,533 That's the thing. There is nothing wrong with her. 99 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,768 She's okay attractive... 100 00:10:34,869 --> 00:10:39,707 okay money, okay educated, okay personality. 101 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:43,043 There's just not a standout quality. 102 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,412 She's not competitive in the mainstream market... 103 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,516 and there is no niche market for her. 104 00:10:47,616 --> 00:10:48,782 Exactly. 105 00:10:48,883 --> 00:10:50,251 And if there's no specialty appeal... 106 00:10:50,351 --> 00:10:52,753 then there's no place for her in any market. 107 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,589 That is tough. 108 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:57,725 And she's my favorite client right now. 109 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,793 I mean, she's entitled like everyone, 110 00:10:59,894 --> 00:11:02,029 but she's sweet... 111 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:06,635 and she's realistic, she's not crazy. 112 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,435 She's a nice girl. 113 00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:11,839 There's got to be a guy out there 114 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:14,141 who just wants a nice girl. 115 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,876 What about Mark P.? 116 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,612 He's okay. 117 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,813 I pitched him to her already. 118 00:11:19,914 --> 00:11:22,651 She's afraid he's not actually 5'11". 119 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,951 And I'm like, can we please not worry 120 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,186 about a couple inches right now? 121 00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:27,188 Because you're about to die alone. 122 00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:30,257 You know there's a surgery for that. 123 00:11:31,492 --> 00:11:33,160 For dying alone? 124 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,995 For getting taller. 125 00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:37,731 Up to six inches. 126 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,034 You break your legs, and... 127 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:43,837 extend it, let the bone heal itself. 128 00:11:43,938 --> 00:11:46,207 That's a game changer. 129 00:11:46,307 --> 00:11:48,342 It costs like 200K. 130 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:52,479 Six inches can double a man's value in the market. 131 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:54,982 If you can afford it, 132 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,051 it's definitely worth the investment. 133 00:11:57,686 --> 00:11:59,019 What's the saying? 134 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:02,557 "You're not ugly, you just don't have money." 135 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:03,625 Right. 136 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:08,295 Do you have a dress picked out for the wedding? 137 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:10,231 Yes. 138 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,634 Are you going alone? 139 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,834 Mm-hmm. 140 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,504 Lucy M.: The Eternal Bachelorette. 141 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,272 A voluntary celibate. 142 00:12:18,372 --> 00:12:20,241 Do you want me to set you up with someone? 143 00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:23,010 No, I'm gonna die alone. 144 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,614 Or get a rich husband. 145 00:12:25,714 --> 00:12:27,348 Same thing. 146 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,099 Hi, Charles. 147 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,801 Good to see you. 148 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,169 You look beautiful. 149 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:52,172 Oh, my God, look how big they are. 150 00:12:52,674 --> 00:12:53,874 Mom. 151 00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,876 Congratulations. 152 00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:03,851 Nice to see you. 153 00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:07,221 You look beautiful. 154 00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:10,024 Nice to see you again. 155 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,127 Hi, Henry. Hi. 156 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,229 I have been saying to everyone 157 00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:17,464 that Peter and Char are my couple goals... 158 00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:18,799 and I need to find my own Peter 159 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,334 and you're responsible? 160 00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:23,470 Well, I'm how Charlotte and Peter met, okay? 161 00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:24,773 But it's up to the client 162 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,006 to build a strong enough relationship... 163 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,441 that leads to marriage. 164 00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:28,777 But how did you know that 165 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,578 Peter would be the perfect guy for Char? 166 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,314 Well, she can't tell, it's her industry secret. 167 00:13:33,414 --> 00:13:36,350 There are no industry secrets. 168 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,620 We can always meet our life partner 169 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,221 out in the wild or swiping on apps. 170 00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:44,358 But the happy ending to a first date... 171 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,993 is not the second date. 172 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,697 It's changing each other's diapers 173 00:13:48,797 --> 00:13:51,332 and burying each other. 174 00:13:51,432 --> 00:13:53,568 You're looking for a nursing home partner 175 00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:55,069 and a grave buddy. 176 00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:59,206 Who our partner is... 177 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,810 it determines our whole life... 178 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,911 and how we live. 179 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:07,281 Not for one, two, ten years, but... 180 00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:10,351 forever. 181 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:12,520 Oh, my God. 182 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,756 I need you so badly. 183 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,889 Yeah, I'm desperate. 184 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,358 Can I give you my card? 185 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:18,892 Of course. 186 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,528 I'm going through a divorce, but once it's over... 187 00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:22,863 I would really, really like to give you a call. 188 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,064 I'm so sorry to hear that. 189 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,568 Lucy. She needs you. 190 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,304 Excuse me. 191 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,897 I just need five minutes alone with her. 192 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,619 -Hi, Charlotte. -Hey, Lucy. 193 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,921 How're you holding up? 194 00:15:21,723 --> 00:15:23,290 Not good. 195 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:25,959 What's going on? 196 00:15:28,897 --> 00:15:30,497 What's going on... 197 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,035 is that I am a modern woman. 198 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,104 Like, I could've been anything. 199 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,106 Anything. 200 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,242 But I chose to become... 201 00:15:43,477 --> 00:15:45,045 a bride. 202 00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:48,248 I chose this. 203 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,820 It's not like I'm getting married 204 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,220 because I need to forge a... 205 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,457 relationship between two kingdoms. 206 00:15:56,558 --> 00:15:59,960 It's not like my family needs a cow. 207 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,263 I chose this. I chose to marry a man. 208 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:04,766 Charlotte. 209 00:16:04,866 --> 00:16:07,201 Marriage is a business deal. 210 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,938 And it always has been 211 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,574 since the very first time two people did it. 212 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:18,078 You can always walk away if the deal isn't good. 213 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,347 And as the person who introduced you to Peter, 214 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,116 I will walk right out of here with you. 215 00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:27,555 So tell me: do you not want to get married today? 216 00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:29,624 I have to. 217 00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:32,059 - Why? - Bec... 218 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:36,564 My parents spent so much money on this wedding. 219 00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:38,232 We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars... 220 00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:39,366 on this wedding just so that 221 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,637 I could feel like a fucking woman. 222 00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:43,972 Why do you really, 223 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:47,207 in the darkest, ugliest part of yourself, 224 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,009 want to marry Peter? 225 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,547 And I promise you... 226 00:16:52,647 --> 00:16:54,414 I have heard every reason 227 00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:57,384 why a person wants to get married to someone. 228 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:02,891 And none of them are shocking or wrong or crazy to me. 229 00:17:02,991 --> 00:17:05,492 It will be a secret between you and me. 230 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,131 You promise it'll be a secret? 231 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,432 I promise. 232 00:17:13,668 --> 00:17:17,337 You cannot tell anyone. 233 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:21,141 Not a soul. It is so awful. 234 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,713 I will take it to my grave. 235 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,399 He makes my sister jealous. 236 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,269 She's never said that, but I know it's true. 237 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,238 She thinks he's better than her husband. 238 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,073 She thinks he's... 239 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,410 got a better job, that he's better-looking. 240 00:17:58,046 --> 00:17:59,246 Taller. 241 00:18:01,049 --> 00:18:02,249 And... 242 00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:07,087 that makes me feel... 243 00:18:09,557 --> 00:18:11,258 ...like I've won. 244 00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:20,233 So this is about value. 245 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,473 Peter makes you feel valuable. 246 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,781 Yeah, he does. 247 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,483 He really does. 248 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,454 Does that make you want to marry him? 249 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,505 Hey. 250 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,674 I'm Harry. 251 00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:33,775 Lucy. 252 00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:36,243 You're the matchmaker. 253 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,113 You're the brother. 254 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,516 What are you doing at the singles table? 255 00:19:41,616 --> 00:19:44,852 My mother wants me to marry. 256 00:19:44,952 --> 00:19:46,386 I can help you with that. 257 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,422 I saw you recruiting earlier. 258 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:51,358 A wedding like this must be a gold mine. 259 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,294 There's a lot of opportunity here for our company. 260 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,697 Your sales pitch is perfect 261 00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:57,965 because you make it feel like it's their idea. 262 00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,834 It's not like you're telling people they need you, 263 00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,869 nobody wants to hear that. 264 00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:03,104 If they need you, 265 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,806 then something is wrong with them. 266 00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:07,240 Instead... 267 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,876 you're saying: "You could do this on your own 268 00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:11,713 "but if you're lucky enough to be able to afford me, 269 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,582 "why not?" 270 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,919 You're a luxury good. 271 00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,854 Then they really do feel like they need you... 272 00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:22,990 just like they need every other luxury in their lives. 273 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,726 Once you get your first $400 haircut, 274 00:20:24,826 --> 00:20:27,394 you can't go back to Supercuts, can you? 275 00:20:28,696 --> 00:20:29,496 It's easy. 276 00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:31,699 No. You're just really good. 277 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,269 What's it like? 278 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,172 What's what like? 279 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,807 Being a matchmaker. 280 00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:44,011 It's like working at the morgue, 281 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,646 or an insurance company. 282 00:20:47,548 --> 00:20:49,249 In what way? 283 00:20:51,152 --> 00:20:55,156 6'2", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat. 284 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,624 White, Black, Asian. 285 00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,626 Doctor, lawyer, banker. 286 00:20:58,726 --> 00:21:01,763 100 grand, 200 grand, 300 grand. 287 00:21:01,863 --> 00:21:04,031 Smoker, non-smoker. 288 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,266 But you must know a lot about love. 289 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,769 I know about dating. 290 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,904 What's the difference? 291 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,143 Dating takes a lot of effort. 292 00:21:15,243 --> 00:21:17,211 A lot of trial and error. 293 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,947 A ton of risk and pain. 294 00:21:22,984 --> 00:21:24,417 Love is easy. 295 00:21:25,086 --> 00:21:27,088 Is it? 296 00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:30,057 I find it to be the most difficult thing in the world. 297 00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:33,661 That's because we can't help it. 298 00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:37,732 It just walks into our lives sometimes. 299 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,269 Are you hitting on me? 300 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,303 Definitely not. 301 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,139 But I do think that you would be 302 00:21:45,239 --> 00:21:47,708 a great match for a lot of our clients. 303 00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:50,611 We need more straight men in New York City. 304 00:21:50,711 --> 00:21:53,346 You look about six feet tall. How much money do you make? 305 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,315 Just straight up like that? 306 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:59,486 I make 80 grand a year before taxes. 307 00:21:59,587 --> 00:22:01,556 Do you make more or less than that? 308 00:22:01,656 --> 00:22:02,657 More. 309 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,993 I know. 310 00:22:06,093 --> 00:22:07,460 Finance, right? 311 00:22:10,031 --> 00:22:11,532 Private equity. 312 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:14,334 Do you want a drink? 313 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,704 -Sure. -What do you want? 314 00:22:16,804 --> 00:22:18,739 Coke and beer. 315 00:22:25,079 --> 00:22:26,113 Hey, buddy. 316 00:22:26,914 --> 00:22:28,415 Hi, John. 317 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:42,330 Working now, obviously, but talk after dinner service? 318 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,598 Yeah. 319 00:22:43,698 --> 00:22:44,699 Okay. 320 00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:50,671 Love is the last religion... 321 00:22:50,771 --> 00:22:56,611 the last country, the last surviving ideology. 322 00:22:56,711 --> 00:23:00,447 So what else really is there to believe in? 323 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,852 When you get lost... 324 00:23:04,952 --> 00:23:07,922 and I know you'll be lost at times... 325 00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:09,957 it's life. 326 00:23:11,659 --> 00:23:13,460 When you're lost... 327 00:23:14,161 --> 00:23:16,097 the answer is simple. 328 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,667 Just go where love is. 329 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:24,005 Just go where love is. 330 00:23:31,812 --> 00:23:33,814 ♪ Touching hands ♪ 331 00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:37,919 ♪ Reaching out ♪ 332 00:23:38,886 --> 00:23:45,425 ♪ Touching me, touching you ♪ 333 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:49,196 ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 334 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:50,798 ♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪ 335 00:23:50,898 --> 00:23:54,268 ♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪ 336 00:23:54,368 --> 00:23:57,638 ♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪ 337 00:24:11,986 --> 00:24:12,920 Hi. 338 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,055 Hey. 339 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:40,748 So, what made them perfect for each other? 340 00:24:42,683 --> 00:24:45,252 Similar economic background. 341 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,255 Politically aligned. 342 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:51,125 Well-matched in their attractiveness. 343 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:54,428 Similar upbringing. 344 00:24:54,528 --> 00:24:55,997 Similar upbringing? 345 00:24:56,097 --> 00:24:58,466 They both come from big happy families. 346 00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:01,836 "Big happy families." 347 00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:03,270 Yes. 348 00:25:04,305 --> 00:25:05,940 I'll believe it when I see it. 349 00:25:07,008 --> 00:25:09,810 The perception of a "big happy family"... 350 00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:13,114 is all you need to have a "big happy family." 351 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:16,917 That's all it takes to be soulmates? 352 00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:19,653 Basically. 353 00:25:23,257 --> 00:25:24,658 Poor... 354 00:25:24,759 --> 00:25:26,527 voted for Bernie... 355 00:25:27,094 --> 00:25:28,562 shitty family. 356 00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:30,898 Are we soulmates? 357 00:25:32,299 --> 00:25:33,300 Probably. 358 00:25:43,778 --> 00:25:45,746 How's acting going? 359 00:25:45,846 --> 00:25:48,049 How does it look like it's going? 360 00:25:49,350 --> 00:25:50,684 Sorry. 361 00:25:50,785 --> 00:25:53,854 No, don't be, I'm just being a dick. 362 00:25:53,954 --> 00:25:57,425 I'm giving you a hard time because I'm embarrassed. 363 00:25:57,526 --> 00:25:58,926 What are you embarrassed about? 364 00:25:59,026 --> 00:26:00,594 Having a job? 365 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:03,998 I'm in a play. 366 00:26:04,765 --> 00:26:07,101 -Yeah? -Yeah. 367 00:26:07,201 --> 00:26:08,969 It's not for a while. 368 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:11,439 I'm just doing jobs like this to try and save some cash... 369 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:13,240 before rehearsal starts. 370 00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:28,189 Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight. 371 00:26:33,194 --> 00:26:34,728 I missed you. 372 00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:37,665 Yeah. 373 00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:40,167 You don't even remember my face. 374 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,251 Got it. 375 00:26:57,351 --> 00:26:59,120 Your turn. 376 00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:12,666 You seeing anyone? 377 00:27:16,871 --> 00:27:19,140 You saw me at the singles table. 378 00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:46,133 I missed you too. 379 00:27:58,179 --> 00:28:01,949 Can I give you a ride home after I'm done finishing up? 380 00:28:02,651 --> 00:28:04,051 I have my car here. 381 00:28:06,387 --> 00:28:07,922 Yeah. 382 00:28:08,022 --> 00:28:09,790 We should catch up. 383 00:28:41,255 --> 00:28:42,456 Mommy, mommy. 384 00:28:46,628 --> 00:28:48,329 Giving me your number? 385 00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:49,763 Recruitment. 386 00:28:49,863 --> 00:28:50,998 Worked for your brother, 387 00:28:51,098 --> 00:28:52,967 so I think it will work for you. 388 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:56,904 I'll call you if you dance with me. 389 00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:10,150 I'm going to call you. 390 00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:12,386 But not to hire you. 391 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:17,258 I'm probably not someone you want to date. 392 00:29:17,358 --> 00:29:18,459 Why not? 393 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,062 Because the next person I date, I'm gonna marry. 394 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:24,865 So what kind of a person 395 00:29:24,965 --> 00:29:27,801 does a matchmaker want to marry? 396 00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:32,406 Well, my non-negotiables are that they're rich. 397 00:29:32,507 --> 00:29:37,378 My nice-to-have is that they're mind-numbingly... 398 00:29:37,478 --> 00:29:39,280 absurdly... 399 00:29:40,214 --> 00:29:41,549 achingly... 400 00:29:42,216 --> 00:29:43,250 rich. 401 00:29:45,352 --> 00:29:47,955 Are you hitting on me? 402 00:30:08,777 --> 00:30:10,210 We have the penthouse at the Ritz 403 00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:12,313 for the afterparty, if you want to come. 404 00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:15,249 Maybe next time. 405 00:30:15,349 --> 00:30:17,851 Can my driver drop you somewhere? 406 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:19,920 I have a ride. 407 00:30:32,734 --> 00:30:33,934 Remember this one? 408 00:30:36,203 --> 00:30:37,204 Yep. 409 00:30:44,878 --> 00:30:46,815 You still live in the same place? 410 00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:47,881 Yep. 411 00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,651 Rent's still $850. 412 00:30:49,751 --> 00:30:51,619 No fucking way. 413 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,187 It's falling apart. 414 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:55,456 I never get hot water. 415 00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:58,959 How are your roommates? 416 00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:02,196 David moved in with his fiancee... 417 00:31:02,296 --> 00:31:04,666 and I think Logan is developing 418 00:31:04,766 --> 00:31:06,033 a drinking problem. 419 00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:07,635 David is engaged? 420 00:31:07,736 --> 00:31:08,936 Yeah. 421 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:10,605 To the TikTok girl? 422 00:31:10,705 --> 00:31:11,840 Yep. 423 00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:14,274 She does OnlyFans now too. 424 00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:16,745 Good for him. 425 00:31:16,845 --> 00:31:18,345 Is it? 426 00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:22,049 He's a 5'7" depressed novelist who's never been published. 427 00:31:22,149 --> 00:31:23,651 He couldn't do better. 428 00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:31,291 It's that simple, huh? 429 00:31:32,893 --> 00:31:34,361 It's just math. 430 00:31:38,999 --> 00:31:40,467 What are you thinking about? 431 00:31:42,136 --> 00:31:44,304 It smells the same. 432 00:31:45,139 --> 00:31:46,541 What, my car? 433 00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:49,511 Mm-hmm. 434 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,449 -Look, there! -I'm not going to pay $25 435 00:31:55,550 --> 00:31:57,451 to park this piece of shit for an hour. 436 00:31:57,552 --> 00:31:59,052 That's the cheapest we'll ever get. 437 00:31:59,153 --> 00:32:00,688 We'll find street parking on the next block. 438 00:32:00,789 --> 00:32:02,791 John, it's been 20 minutes. I'll just pay for it. 439 00:32:02,891 --> 00:32:04,224 You're not paying. 440 00:32:04,324 --> 00:32:05,727 -We're going to have to... -These fucking people... 441 00:32:05,827 --> 00:32:06,994 forfeit the reservation 442 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,462 if we're more than 15 minutes late 443 00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:09,764 and then they charge us a cancellation fee of 444 00:32:09,864 --> 00:32:10,899 $25 per person. 445 00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:12,266 Wait, are you fucking serious? 446 00:32:12,366 --> 00:32:13,668 I told you this like 10 times. 447 00:32:13,768 --> 00:32:15,002 That's extortion. Why would you make 448 00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,270 a reservation at such a criminal place? 449 00:32:16,370 --> 00:32:17,404 We agreed to go to nice restaurants 450 00:32:17,505 --> 00:32:19,072 on our anniversary. 451 00:32:19,173 --> 00:32:20,642 Oh, there's no "nice" places in New York City that won't... 452 00:32:20,742 --> 00:32:22,276 charge you 50 bucks if you're a couple minutes late? 453 00:32:22,376 --> 00:32:23,878 Why did we even bring the car? 454 00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:26,079 Yes, it's my fault, my rehearsal ran long. 455 00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:27,515 -You made your point. -We could've called a car. 456 00:32:27,615 --> 00:32:29,784 So we could spend $50 to get into the city... 457 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:31,351 and then another $200 at the restaurant? 458 00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:34,054 Why do you have a car if you can't pay for it, John? 459 00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:35,523 Look, right there. 460 00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:38,192 $20 for 40 minutes? What the fuck is this math? 461 00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:39,894 I don't want to fight about money 462 00:32:39,993 --> 00:32:41,796 with my boyfriend on our anniversary. 463 00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:43,030 It makes me feel like my parents. 464 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,465 I'm sorry, okay? 465 00:32:44,566 --> 00:32:46,634 We'll park at the next garage we see. 466 00:32:46,734 --> 00:32:47,735 What are you doing? 467 00:32:47,836 --> 00:32:49,136 Lucy. 468 00:32:49,236 --> 00:32:50,437 Where the fuck are you going? 469 00:32:51,539 --> 00:32:53,842 Hey, I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. 470 00:32:53,942 --> 00:32:58,011 I don't have any money, and I forgot. 471 00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:00,949 What? What did you forget? That you love me? 472 00:33:01,048 --> 00:33:03,150 Will you please get back in the car? Please? 473 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:05,653 I don't want to hate you because you're poor... 474 00:33:05,753 --> 00:33:08,690 but right now I do, and it makes me hate myself. 475 00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:12,292 Do you know how hard it is to make you happy? 476 00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:15,630 And I want you to be happy. I'm trying. I really am. 477 00:33:15,730 --> 00:33:19,099 I know. And it's almost enough to make me happy. 478 00:33:20,735 --> 00:33:24,806 I wish that I didn't care if we ate from a halal cart... 479 00:33:24,906 --> 00:33:27,675 on our five-year anniversary, but I do. 480 00:33:27,775 --> 00:33:32,412 And however much you hate me, I promise, I hate myself more. 481 00:33:32,514 --> 00:33:33,480 I don't hate you. 482 00:33:33,581 --> 00:33:34,582 You do. 483 00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:38,085 And it's not because we're not in love. 484 00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:40,989 It's because we're broke. 485 00:34:16,290 --> 00:34:17,592 You want to come up? 486 00:34:23,565 --> 00:34:24,566 Yes. 487 00:34:27,035 --> 00:34:28,235 But I shouldn't. 488 00:34:33,373 --> 00:34:34,776 Thanks for the ride. 489 00:34:37,545 --> 00:34:38,546 Anytime. 490 00:34:43,718 --> 00:34:45,620 Invite me to your play. 491 00:34:46,453 --> 00:34:47,454 I will. 492 00:35:04,973 --> 00:35:06,206 I'm just giving you feedback 493 00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:07,609 so you can improve your performance... 494 00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:09,343 and I can start getting better matches. 495 00:35:09,443 --> 00:35:11,411 I want to meet someone who is a combination of all 496 00:35:11,512 --> 00:35:14,214 the different awesome parts of the last four matches. 497 00:35:14,314 --> 00:35:16,918 Sophie's job and education level, 498 00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:19,520 Emily's body and lifestyle, 499 00:35:19,621 --> 00:35:22,657 Piper's face and sense of style... 500 00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:26,961 and Jane's hobbies and taste in TV shows. 501 00:35:27,061 --> 00:35:30,297 Easy, since I'm Dr. Frankenstein. 502 00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:34,802 I'm turning 48 in a few months 503 00:35:34,902 --> 00:35:38,006 and I think I need to meet someone more grown. 504 00:35:38,106 --> 00:35:39,373 Someone I can talk to, 505 00:35:39,473 --> 00:35:42,476 just a proper woman who knows good music... 506 00:35:42,577 --> 00:35:46,213 has seen old movies, things like that. 507 00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:49,117 My last couple girlfriends were 21 and 24... 508 00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:52,252 and they were honestly kind of immature. 509 00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:54,388 I can imagine it might be 510 00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:58,458 a little hard to relate to girls born in the 2000s. 511 00:35:58,559 --> 00:36:00,695 I have a really special client, 512 00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:02,162 her name is Sophie... 513 00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:04,932 she's a highly accomplished lawyer, she's 39. 514 00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:07,501 Um... 515 00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:12,073 I wasn't really thinking 30s. 516 00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:13,306 So when you said older... 517 00:36:13,407 --> 00:36:15,543 I meant more like 27, 28. 518 00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:17,244 Ah. 519 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:19,080 It gets really intense and complicated 520 00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:20,148 with women in their 30s. 521 00:36:20,247 --> 00:36:22,150 They have really high expectations 522 00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:24,118 and they tend to rush things because I guess, 523 00:36:24,217 --> 00:36:26,486 their biological clock's ticking. 524 00:36:27,855 --> 00:36:30,858 I have another really beautiful client, she's 31-- 525 00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:31,926 Uh. 526 00:36:33,226 --> 00:36:34,696 No. 527 00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:37,532 Someone... 27. 528 00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:40,333 Even 29 is pushing it. 529 00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:42,036 Trust me-- it's the best thing for everyone. 530 00:36:42,136 --> 00:36:43,671 I genuinely get along much better 531 00:36:43,771 --> 00:36:44,872 with girls in their 20s. 532 00:36:46,674 --> 00:36:49,443 I don't care what she's like or how she lives... 533 00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:52,080 I just care that she's my type physically. 534 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:54,148 What's your type physically? 535 00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:55,415 Fit. 536 00:36:56,050 --> 00:36:57,250 Just fit? 537 00:36:57,952 --> 00:37:00,320 Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI. 538 00:37:00,922 --> 00:37:02,289 Okay. 539 00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:08,596 Thank you for agreeing to come on a date with me. 540 00:37:08,696 --> 00:37:09,997 Well, I only said yes to this 541 00:37:10,098 --> 00:37:11,331 so you'd realize you're wrong... 542 00:37:11,431 --> 00:37:12,767 and you're not actually interested in me. 543 00:37:12,867 --> 00:37:15,069 My instincts are usually right. 544 00:37:15,169 --> 00:37:16,336 You think that you're more right 545 00:37:16,436 --> 00:37:17,872 about this than a professional? 546 00:37:17,972 --> 00:37:21,042 Oh, sure, you're the expert, but I trust my gut. 547 00:37:21,142 --> 00:37:24,212 Okay. We'll see. 548 00:37:24,311 --> 00:37:26,246 You look really good today. 549 00:37:30,952 --> 00:37:32,186 Thanks. 550 00:37:32,285 --> 00:37:34,287 How many drinks per week? 551 00:37:34,387 --> 00:37:39,359 Depends, but like, 8? 10? Work makes it hard not to. 552 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:41,729 -Do you do drugs? -Never. 553 00:37:43,231 --> 00:37:45,032 I do pot at parties. 554 00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:46,266 Me too. 555 00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:48,301 So not never. 556 00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:50,905 Hmm. 557 00:37:51,005 --> 00:37:53,508 What do you think is your best physical feature? 558 00:37:55,109 --> 00:37:56,476 My eyes aren't bad. 559 00:38:04,585 --> 00:38:07,522 How did you end up doing what you do? 560 00:38:07,622 --> 00:38:09,557 Both my parents work in finance... 561 00:38:09,657 --> 00:38:10,758 and so does my brother, 562 00:38:10,858 --> 00:38:12,459 so I just kind of ended up doing it. 563 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,394 And we all work for the firm my mother started. 564 00:38:15,963 --> 00:38:18,900 -It's a family business. -Yeah, it's boring. 565 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,168 Mm. 566 00:38:20,268 --> 00:38:22,003 How did you get into doing what you do? 567 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:28,375 It was the... first and only thing 568 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:29,777 I was really good at. 569 00:38:31,512 --> 00:38:33,147 What else do you want to know about me? 570 00:38:33,247 --> 00:38:34,549 I bet your parents never raised 571 00:38:34,649 --> 00:38:36,416 their voices at each other. 572 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:38,519 I think almost never. 573 00:38:38,619 --> 00:38:40,521 Maybe they were secretly fighting. 574 00:38:42,190 --> 00:38:43,958 Did they ever fight about money? 575 00:38:44,859 --> 00:38:45,860 No. 576 00:38:46,894 --> 00:38:47,895 Makes sense. 577 00:38:49,096 --> 00:38:51,766 I think we emulate the way our parents fight. 578 00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:53,634 Hmm. 579 00:38:53,734 --> 00:38:55,069 I see couples fighting in the middle of the street 580 00:38:55,169 --> 00:38:56,704 in New York and I don't get it. 581 00:38:56,804 --> 00:38:59,439 Aren't they embarrassed to do that in front of people? 582 00:39:01,474 --> 00:39:03,945 I'm the type to fight in the middle of the street. 583 00:39:04,879 --> 00:39:07,215 -Yeah? -Yeah. 584 00:39:07,315 --> 00:39:08,616 Have you ever done that? 585 00:39:10,685 --> 00:39:12,854 Never. 586 00:39:12,954 --> 00:39:14,421 Do you think he will like me? 587 00:39:14,522 --> 00:39:15,990 I think you will really like him. 588 00:39:16,090 --> 00:39:18,726 - Are you sure? - Stay open-minded. 589 00:39:18,826 --> 00:39:20,995 -I'm so nervous. -All right. 590 00:39:21,095 --> 00:39:22,230 Okay, text me after 591 00:39:22,330 --> 00:39:23,598 -and I'll call you tomorrow. -Okay. 592 00:39:23,698 --> 00:39:25,233 -Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye. -Bye. 593 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,567 -Hi. -Hi. 594 00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:28,636 Wow. Thank you. 595 00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:30,470 You're welcome. 596 00:39:32,073 --> 00:39:33,406 You okay? 597 00:39:33,507 --> 00:39:35,910 Yes. My client is going on a date right now too. 598 00:39:36,010 --> 00:39:37,111 You seem nervous. 599 00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:38,579 I really want her to like this guy. 600 00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:40,380 She's had, like, 10 bad dates in a row 601 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,049 and I just need to deliver. 602 00:39:42,149 --> 00:39:43,383 Are you feeling guilty that 603 00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:45,385 you're about to go on a good date? 604 00:39:50,423 --> 00:39:51,726 I don't know if I like you 605 00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:54,362 or if I just like the places you take me to. 606 00:39:54,461 --> 00:39:55,563 You like me? 607 00:39:55,663 --> 00:39:57,765 When did that happen? 608 00:39:57,865 --> 00:40:00,234 I think when I saw the way you pick up the bill. 609 00:40:01,636 --> 00:40:03,237 I do it really well, don't I? 610 00:40:03,337 --> 00:40:04,872 You do. 611 00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:07,141 Just one swift motion. 612 00:40:08,441 --> 00:40:11,145 No hesitation. No fear. 613 00:40:11,245 --> 00:40:14,081 Well, I can afford it, so why would I be scared? 614 00:40:15,349 --> 00:40:17,251 You're investing a lot in me, huh? 615 00:40:17,351 --> 00:40:20,688 I just want our dates to be romantic. 616 00:40:20,788 --> 00:40:24,525 How expensive a meal is makes the date romantic? 617 00:40:25,159 --> 00:40:26,193 Doesn't it? 618 00:40:30,598 --> 00:40:33,466 When we first met... 619 00:40:33,567 --> 00:40:36,337 you said your job makes you think like a mortician 620 00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:38,706 or an insurance claims adjuster. 621 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:41,108 How am I as a corpse? 622 00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:43,844 A good corpse. 623 00:40:44,745 --> 00:40:46,280 How about as a payout? 624 00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:49,250 Couldn't ask for better. 625 00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:50,952 As a nursing home partner? 626 00:40:53,154 --> 00:40:54,555 A grave buddy? 627 00:41:01,262 --> 00:41:03,097 You can do better than me. 628 00:41:03,931 --> 00:41:05,533 Can I? 629 00:41:05,633 --> 00:41:07,935 You know how to do the math, don't you? 630 00:41:10,638 --> 00:41:12,940 In my line of work... 631 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,409 I meet hundreds of highly desirable, 632 00:41:15,509 --> 00:41:16,911 high quality men... 633 00:41:17,011 --> 00:41:21,649 but you are what we call in my industry "a unicorn." 634 00:41:21,749 --> 00:41:24,352 An impossible fantasy. 635 00:41:24,452 --> 00:41:25,953 Your brother was a unicorn, too. 636 00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:29,190 The reason my clients cannot lower their expectations... 637 00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:31,459 is because, against all odds, 638 00:41:31,559 --> 00:41:33,861 men like you do actually exist. 639 00:41:33,961 --> 00:41:36,030 Well, I'm sure something is wrong with me. 640 00:41:38,332 --> 00:41:39,900 You're perfect. 641 00:41:41,102 --> 00:41:43,037 You're smart. 642 00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:46,674 You have ideal income, ideal education... 643 00:41:46,774 --> 00:41:49,744 ideal lifestyle, ideal height... 644 00:41:49,844 --> 00:41:52,213 you're good-looking, you have a great body, 645 00:41:52,313 --> 00:41:53,748 you're charming. 646 00:41:55,549 --> 00:41:58,619 You were born rich, raised rich, 647 00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,287 you're still rich. 648 00:42:00,388 --> 00:42:03,057 You own a penthouse in Tribeca. 649 00:42:03,157 --> 00:42:05,059 You can take a girl to a restaurant like this 650 00:42:05,159 --> 00:42:09,897 and it's not even like a special occasion. 651 00:42:09,997 --> 00:42:14,635 You don't have a drug habit or a call girls habit. 652 00:42:14,735 --> 00:42:16,904 You even know how to cut your hair, 653 00:42:17,004 --> 00:42:18,672 and how to dress. 654 00:42:18,773 --> 00:42:20,141 You have taste. 655 00:42:21,742 --> 00:42:26,547 You are a 10 out of 10 in every category. 656 00:42:26,647 --> 00:42:28,883 A complete package. 657 00:42:28,983 --> 00:42:32,686 So I don't know why you're trying to throw it all away 658 00:42:32,787 --> 00:42:33,754 on someone like me. 659 00:42:33,854 --> 00:42:35,689 What's someone like you? 660 00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:38,926 Just a girl who works. 661 00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:43,831 I'm older than the women you could be dating. 662 00:42:43,931 --> 00:42:47,601 Which means my looks won't last as long. 663 00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:49,904 And I have fewer years left to get pregnant. 664 00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:52,373 If you marry a 25-year-old, 665 00:42:52,473 --> 00:42:55,609 then in 10 years she'll look like me. 666 00:42:55,709 --> 00:42:58,746 If you marry me, in 10 years I'll look like my mother. 667 00:42:58,846 --> 00:43:00,681 What does your mother look like? 668 00:43:00,781 --> 00:43:03,651 I was born poor, raised poor, 669 00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:06,687 and even though I work, I have debt. 670 00:43:06,787 --> 00:43:10,191 I'm a college dropout and a failed actress. 671 00:43:11,659 --> 00:43:13,961 I have no dowry. 672 00:43:14,061 --> 00:43:16,497 If anything, I have a negative dowry. 673 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:18,732 Do I look like I need a dowry? 674 00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:23,437 At the end of the day, the math doesn't add up. 675 00:43:23,538 --> 00:43:27,374 Given your position in the marketplace and given mine, 676 00:43:28,309 --> 00:43:30,144 I'm not a girl you marry. 677 00:43:31,712 --> 00:43:34,415 I'm a girl that you go home with once, 678 00:43:34,516 --> 00:43:36,383 and then never call again. 679 00:43:39,954 --> 00:43:40,955 So... 680 00:43:41,822 --> 00:43:44,058 what are you doing with me? 681 00:43:48,028 --> 00:43:49,531 You say you think I'm smart, 682 00:43:49,630 --> 00:43:51,765 but you're talking to me like I'm a caveman. 683 00:43:54,802 --> 00:43:56,303 I wouldn't date you if I didn't see value. 684 00:43:56,403 --> 00:43:57,572 I'm not like my brother. 685 00:43:57,671 --> 00:43:58,873 I'm not looking for the nicest, 686 00:43:58,973 --> 00:44:01,342 prettiest rich girl who likes me back. 687 00:44:05,179 --> 00:44:07,148 I'm looking for someone who understands the game, 688 00:44:07,248 --> 00:44:08,716 how the world works. 689 00:44:10,217 --> 00:44:12,353 I'm looking for someone I respect. 690 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,421 And trust. 691 00:44:16,157 --> 00:44:18,159 Someone who knows more than me. 692 00:44:20,794 --> 00:44:22,730 I don't want to date you for your material assets... 693 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:24,165 though I think you're underselling them 694 00:44:24,265 --> 00:44:26,033 by a significant margin. 695 00:44:27,569 --> 00:44:29,136 Material assets are cheap, 696 00:44:30,404 --> 00:44:31,805 they don't last. 697 00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:36,977 I want to be with you for your intangible assets. 698 00:44:37,945 --> 00:44:39,246 Those are good investments. 699 00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:41,348 They don't degrade. They only get sharper. 700 00:44:44,018 --> 00:44:45,886 And, besides, I have enough material assets 701 00:44:45,986 --> 00:44:47,421 for the both of us. 702 00:44:51,425 --> 00:44:52,726 I see a lot of potential here. 703 00:44:52,826 --> 00:44:54,228 I think you and I could make great partners. 704 00:44:54,328 --> 00:44:55,896 I hope you agree. 705 00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:03,672 As for what I can do for you... 706 00:45:03,771 --> 00:45:04,738 I think I'm the only guy this rich 707 00:45:04,838 --> 00:45:06,407 you can actually stand. 708 00:45:09,578 --> 00:45:11,712 I don't like you because you're rich. 709 00:45:11,812 --> 00:45:13,380 Then why do you like me? 710 00:45:17,818 --> 00:45:20,321 Because you make me feel valuable. 711 00:45:27,795 --> 00:45:29,463 You are valuable. 712 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,500 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 713 00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:40,508 Do you want to see each other more seriously? 714 00:47:41,362 --> 00:47:43,531 Hi, you've reached Lucy from Adore Matchmaking. 715 00:47:43,631 --> 00:47:44,766 Please leave a message 716 00:47:44,865 --> 00:47:45,800 and I'll call you back. Thanks. 717 00:47:45,899 --> 00:47:48,302 Hey, it's John. 718 00:47:50,037 --> 00:47:52,239 Okay. Just give me a call when you get this. 719 00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:55,042 Just wanted to invite you to the play. 720 00:47:55,142 --> 00:47:57,945 We start previews next week, so... 721 00:47:59,947 --> 00:48:01,583 Okay. Bye. 722 00:48:14,495 --> 00:48:16,463 What's your dream vacation? 723 00:48:20,401 --> 00:48:21,902 Iceland. 724 00:48:23,605 --> 00:48:24,639 Hmm. 725 00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:31,011 Would you let me take you to Iceland? 726 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,817 -I don't even have a passport. -Well, let's get you one. 727 00:48:47,629 --> 00:48:49,930 How much is this apartment? 728 00:48:50,765 --> 00:48:52,199 Twelve million. 729 00:48:58,272 --> 00:48:59,707 Do you like it? 730 00:49:40,648 --> 00:49:41,649 Oh. 731 00:49:43,050 --> 00:49:45,520 What the fuck? 732 00:49:53,828 --> 00:49:54,762 Fuck! 733 00:49:59,868 --> 00:50:01,468 Hey, motherfucker! 734 00:50:01,569 --> 00:50:03,938 You can't leave your used condoms on the kitchen floor! 735 00:50:04,037 --> 00:50:05,172 It's unacceptable! 736 00:50:05,272 --> 00:50:06,306 I got kind of drunk last night. 737 00:50:06,406 --> 00:50:08,141 I must've missed the trash can. 738 00:50:08,242 --> 00:50:09,577 Why don't you throw it out in your own fucking trash can? 739 00:50:09,677 --> 00:50:11,278 I don't want it just sitting there in the room. 740 00:50:11,378 --> 00:50:14,014 Why don't you want your own cum in the room? 741 00:50:14,114 --> 00:50:15,517 It's fucking gross. 742 00:50:15,617 --> 00:50:17,150 So we have to deal with it in the fucking kitchen? 743 00:50:17,251 --> 00:50:19,386 I know it doesn't make sense, man, I was drunk. 744 00:50:19,486 --> 00:50:21,255 Hey, can you two stop yelling? 745 00:50:21,355 --> 00:50:22,724 I'm teaching an acting class on Zoom... 746 00:50:22,824 --> 00:50:25,025 and you're making me look really unprofessional. 747 00:50:34,936 --> 00:50:37,371 Oh, fuck! 748 00:51:36,698 --> 00:51:38,066 Right. 749 00:51:38,165 --> 00:51:40,602 So he's asking for a valuation in his dreams. 750 00:51:43,638 --> 00:51:45,974 It's inflated. 751 00:51:46,074 --> 00:51:49,677 He's giving us a DCF based on pure fiction... 752 00:51:49,777 --> 00:51:54,348 on future revenue streams with blinders for expense growth. 753 00:51:57,785 --> 00:51:59,486 Yeah, he's a bad analyst... 754 00:51:59,587 --> 00:52:02,189 and he's just making shit up at this point. 755 00:52:08,963 --> 00:52:11,398 He's just saying numbers that come to his head. Listen... 756 00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:13,635 it's still a good growth story for our company... 757 00:52:13,735 --> 00:52:15,036 so we're going to have to continue 758 00:52:15,135 --> 00:52:16,504 playing ball with this guy. 759 00:52:26,313 --> 00:52:28,482 Hi, you've reached Sophie... 760 00:52:48,603 --> 00:52:49,469 Hello? 761 00:52:49,570 --> 00:52:51,773 Hi, Mark, it's Lucy from Adore. 762 00:52:51,873 --> 00:52:53,173 Oh, hi. 763 00:52:53,273 --> 00:52:55,175 Hi. So, I just wanted to get some feedback 764 00:52:55,275 --> 00:52:57,444 on your first date with my client Sophie. 765 00:52:57,545 --> 00:52:59,379 Actually I haven't gotten ahold of her yet... 766 00:52:59,479 --> 00:53:00,782 so I don't know how it went on her end... 767 00:53:00,882 --> 00:53:03,584 but I'm excited to hear how it went for you. 768 00:53:03,685 --> 00:53:06,721 It went so well. She's wonderful. 769 00:53:06,821 --> 00:53:09,791 Like really nice face, good body, 770 00:53:09,891 --> 00:53:11,626 good job, great energy. 771 00:53:11,726 --> 00:53:15,462 Just all the things I said I wanted from a match. 772 00:53:15,563 --> 00:53:16,864 Okay. 773 00:53:16,964 --> 00:53:18,533 Okay, I love hearing this. 774 00:53:18,633 --> 00:53:20,868 Um, I'm so glad you had a good time. 775 00:53:20,968 --> 00:53:23,071 Sophie is really wonderful. 776 00:53:23,171 --> 00:53:24,471 Yeah, no. 777 00:53:24,572 --> 00:53:26,140 Like the conversation just flowed. 778 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,276 Uh, we ended up staying out pretty late. 779 00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:31,779 Cool. So, do you want to see her again? 780 00:53:32,947 --> 00:53:34,716 Sure. 781 00:53:34,816 --> 00:53:36,617 Sure. I'm not sure how serious it's going to be... 782 00:53:36,718 --> 00:53:39,486 but I wouldn't mind seeing her again, if she's game. 783 00:53:39,587 --> 00:53:42,456 Great. Yeah, of course, one step at a time. 784 00:53:42,557 --> 00:53:45,159 All right. Thanks, Lucy. 785 00:53:45,258 --> 00:53:46,359 Great. You have a good day 786 00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:47,729 and I'll reach out this afternoon... 787 00:53:47,829 --> 00:53:49,731 after I speak with her. Thanks, Mark. 788 00:53:52,066 --> 00:53:53,266 Thanks, Mark! 789 00:53:59,574 --> 00:54:01,542 Hey, it's John. 790 00:54:03,343 --> 00:54:05,479 Okay. Just give me a call when you get this. 791 00:54:05,580 --> 00:54:07,515 Just wanted to invite you to the play. 792 00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:09,851 Hi, you've reached Sophie... 793 00:54:13,988 --> 00:54:15,422 -Hey. -Hey. 794 00:54:15,523 --> 00:54:18,760 So, uh, Rose was asking for her client Mia W. 795 00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:21,562 How it's going with Peter C.'s brother, Harry? 796 00:54:21,662 --> 00:54:22,797 Were you able to recruit him? 797 00:54:22,897 --> 00:54:24,699 Yeah. Uh, actually, um... 798 00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:27,902 I'm dating him. 799 00:54:28,002 --> 00:54:30,470 -You're dating him? -Yep. 800 00:54:30,571 --> 00:54:33,107 -You know he's a unicorn. -Mm-hmm. 801 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:36,343 You couldn't let him go on a couple dates 802 00:54:36,443 --> 00:54:38,112 with some of our clients first? 803 00:54:38,212 --> 00:54:39,514 He insisted. 804 00:54:39,614 --> 00:54:41,649 I'm sure he did. 805 00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:46,821 Hey, Lucy. Can I speak to you in my office? 806 00:54:52,827 --> 00:54:55,830 Have you spoken with Sophie L.? 807 00:54:55,930 --> 00:54:58,199 Uh, not yet. Just Mark P. 808 00:54:58,298 --> 00:55:02,270 I just hung up with Sophie's lawyer. 809 00:55:02,369 --> 00:55:03,571 Her lawyer? 810 00:55:04,906 --> 00:55:09,376 Apparently, she was assaulted on the date. 811 00:55:13,748 --> 00:55:14,782 What? 812 00:55:19,319 --> 00:55:20,788 By Mark P.? 813 00:55:20,888 --> 00:55:21,923 Yes. 814 00:55:23,991 --> 00:55:25,059 Last night? 815 00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:27,662 Are you serious? 816 00:55:27,762 --> 00:55:30,397 She's bringing charges to the company, not you. 817 00:55:30,497 --> 00:55:32,399 I have a call with the legal team in two minutes... 818 00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:33,701 and we're going to figure it out. 819 00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:35,837 I need to speak with her. 820 00:55:35,937 --> 00:55:37,370 Lucy, no. 821 00:55:37,470 --> 00:55:40,241 - Violet, she's my client. - She's not anymore. 822 00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:42,475 So if Sophie calls, you must not pick up. 823 00:55:42,577 --> 00:55:45,746 - I can't do nothing. - Do nothing. 824 00:55:45,847 --> 00:55:47,414 You made the best match you could 825 00:55:47,515 --> 00:55:49,416 given the information you have. 826 00:55:49,517 --> 00:55:51,185 This particular match did not work out 827 00:55:51,285 --> 00:55:55,422 but you've been doing amazing work for Sophie for months. 828 00:55:55,523 --> 00:55:58,259 The match didn't "not work out," Vi, 829 00:55:58,358 --> 00:56:00,427 she was assaulted. 830 00:56:00,528 --> 00:56:03,030 A matchmaker can't vouch for how a person is 831 00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:04,332 in an intimate setting 832 00:56:04,431 --> 00:56:06,133 since she's never been in one with them. 833 00:56:09,737 --> 00:56:12,673 Has something like this happened before? 834 00:56:14,308 --> 00:56:15,576 Of course. 835 00:56:16,544 --> 00:56:18,445 This is dating. 836 00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:20,715 This happened to one of my clients 837 00:56:20,815 --> 00:56:23,517 the third year I worked here. 838 00:56:23,618 --> 00:56:26,687 If you do this long enough, it happens to all of us. 839 00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:30,157 It's a known risk. 840 00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:44,765 Hi, you. 841 00:57:44,865 --> 00:57:45,866 Hi. 842 00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:48,769 Sorry I'm late. 843 00:57:50,304 --> 00:57:51,539 No worries. 844 00:57:52,472 --> 00:57:53,641 Am I dressed nice enough? 845 00:57:53,741 --> 00:57:56,010 You might be dressed too nice. 846 00:57:59,547 --> 00:58:01,349 My mother and father made love. 847 00:58:01,449 --> 00:58:03,584 I was born. I grew up. 848 00:58:03,684 --> 00:58:06,587 I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date. 849 00:58:06,687 --> 00:58:08,289 A waiter walks up to me and asks, 850 00:58:08,389 --> 00:58:09,557 "What can I do for you?" 851 00:58:09,657 --> 00:58:11,158 "I don't know. What can you do for me?" 852 00:58:11,258 --> 00:58:12,793 I order a glass of water. 853 00:58:12,893 --> 00:58:14,528 My mother and father made love. 854 00:58:14,628 --> 00:58:16,597 I was born. I grew up. 855 00:58:16,697 --> 00:58:19,266 I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date. 856 00:58:19,367 --> 00:58:21,202 The waiter is touching my back. 857 00:58:22,436 --> 00:58:24,572 I went to school. I read books. 858 00:58:24,672 --> 00:58:26,040 I wrote book reports. 859 00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:28,876 I went to more school. I wrote essays. 860 00:58:28,976 --> 00:58:30,578 Well, it's certainly different. 861 00:58:30,678 --> 00:58:32,046 I mean, it's, it's, uh... 862 00:58:32,146 --> 00:58:34,849 It's been a good experience. I feel really lucky. 863 00:58:36,751 --> 00:58:37,952 Listen, it was great to meet you guys. 864 00:58:38,052 --> 00:58:39,620 - Thanks for coming. - Of course. 865 00:58:45,426 --> 00:58:47,061 -Hey, buddy. -Hey. 866 00:58:47,161 --> 00:58:49,263 -That was great. -Was it? 867 00:58:49,363 --> 00:58:50,865 Yes, I loved it. 868 00:58:50,965 --> 00:58:52,500 This is my boyfriend, Harry. 869 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,568 Hey, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming. 870 00:58:54,668 --> 00:58:57,271 Congratulations. That was really interesting. 871 00:58:57,371 --> 00:58:58,672 Thanks. 872 00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:01,142 I can't believe you remembered all those lines. 873 00:59:02,309 --> 00:59:04,645 Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts. 874 00:59:07,615 --> 00:59:08,616 Well, listen, we're going around 875 00:59:08,716 --> 00:59:09,717 the corner to get a drink. 876 00:59:09,817 --> 00:59:11,118 You guys want to come? 877 00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:14,288 -Yes. -Great. 878 00:59:14,388 --> 00:59:15,890 -Okay. -Yeah. 879 00:59:15,990 --> 00:59:17,591 So, what did you really think? 880 00:59:17,691 --> 00:59:19,727 I liked it. 881 00:59:19,827 --> 00:59:21,862 Some of it didn't make sense... 882 00:59:21,962 --> 00:59:25,232 but I loved watching you act, you know that. 883 00:59:26,267 --> 00:59:27,968 Do you ever miss it? 884 00:59:28,069 --> 00:59:29,336 Acting? No. 885 00:59:29,437 --> 00:59:30,838 Not even a little bit? 886 00:59:32,273 --> 00:59:34,442 I'm not like you. 887 00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:36,677 I was never going to be an actor. 888 00:59:36,777 --> 00:59:40,948 I didn't know how to stand or... speak. 889 00:59:43,818 --> 00:59:45,853 You were always good though. 890 00:59:46,954 --> 00:59:48,722 You're even better now. 891 00:59:50,324 --> 00:59:52,093 I'm really proud of you, John. 892 01:00:00,569 --> 01:00:02,069 You met him at the wedding? 893 01:00:02,736 --> 01:00:04,205 Yeah. 894 01:00:04,305 --> 01:00:06,107 He's the groom's brother. 895 01:00:08,510 --> 01:00:10,277 You're not gonna marry him, are you? 896 01:00:10,678 --> 01:00:12,346 Why not? 897 01:00:12,446 --> 01:00:14,248 Because he's good-looking. 898 01:00:14,348 --> 01:00:15,616 And rich. 899 01:00:16,417 --> 01:00:17,985 Has a real job. 900 01:00:18,085 --> 01:00:20,187 Probably doesn't have roommates. 901 01:00:21,789 --> 01:00:23,190 Probably doesn't get angry 902 01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:25,960 at stupid shit all the time that doesn't matter. 903 01:00:27,228 --> 01:00:29,663 Can we talk about something else? 904 01:00:34,001 --> 01:00:35,136 You okay? 905 01:00:40,441 --> 01:00:42,176 Why do you ask? 906 01:00:42,276 --> 01:00:45,813 Just... you don't seem like you're okay. 907 01:00:47,481 --> 01:00:48,749 Is it him? 908 01:00:53,087 --> 01:00:54,221 Is it work? 909 01:00:57,057 --> 01:01:00,094 I just don't think I'm very good at my job anymore. 910 01:01:03,864 --> 01:01:06,433 I'm sure it's gonna be fine. 911 01:01:06,535 --> 01:01:09,604 You're so hard on yourself. 912 01:01:09,703 --> 01:01:13,608 You're not a drone pilot or a gun lobbyist. 913 01:01:13,707 --> 01:01:16,645 You don't work at Shell or McKinsey. 914 01:01:16,744 --> 01:01:19,713 It's just dating. It's not that serious. 915 01:01:22,483 --> 01:01:23,684 Right. 916 01:01:25,554 --> 01:01:27,955 Dating is not serious. 917 01:01:28,055 --> 01:01:30,357 It's just girl shit, right? 918 01:01:31,425 --> 01:01:33,327 That's not what I meant. 919 01:01:33,427 --> 01:01:36,063 You always know exactly what to say to me. 920 01:01:38,966 --> 01:01:40,167 Ready to go? 921 01:01:40,267 --> 01:01:42,736 Yep. I'm gonna wait for you outside. 922 01:01:42,836 --> 01:01:44,673 Uh, I'll get the drinks. 923 01:01:44,772 --> 01:01:46,907 Thank you, Harry. 924 01:01:49,810 --> 01:01:51,011 Thank you. 925 01:02:21,742 --> 01:02:23,043 I don't want to date a liberal 926 01:02:23,143 --> 01:02:25,813 and they have to go to church every Sunday. 927 01:02:25,913 --> 01:02:28,115 I don't want someone who likes cats. 928 01:02:28,215 --> 01:02:30,084 I'm a dog person. 929 01:02:30,184 --> 01:02:33,087 Is a moderate democrat okay? 930 01:02:33,187 --> 01:02:34,321 Only republican. 931 01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:36,725 I want someone who identifies as a conservative. 932 01:02:36,824 --> 01:02:39,193 Audrey, I don't know 933 01:02:39,293 --> 01:02:42,329 if there's a cat-hating, Christian conservative lesbian 934 01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:43,698 in most parts of New York... 935 01:02:43,797 --> 01:02:45,600 who wants to date a closeted 936 01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:48,570 49-year-old with three children. 937 01:02:48,670 --> 01:02:50,437 Would you be willing to date someone 938 01:02:50,538 --> 01:02:53,807 from Long Island or New Jersey? 939 01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:55,677 I want to prioritize dating a man 940 01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:57,512 who's white at first 941 01:02:57,612 --> 01:03:01,616 but then if we have no luck, we can move on to other races. 942 01:03:01,716 --> 01:03:04,084 So "whites only," at first? 943 01:03:04,184 --> 01:03:07,955 I mean, technically, I'm open to all ethnicities. 944 01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:09,957 Eleanor, "technically," 945 01:03:10,057 --> 01:03:13,427 you're asking me to set you up with only white men. 946 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:16,196 I know the list looks long but I deserve someone 947 01:03:16,297 --> 01:03:18,132 who fulfills all of my criteria. 948 01:03:18,232 --> 01:03:19,300 I really do. 949 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,036 I mean look at me. I'm a catch. 950 01:03:24,972 --> 01:03:27,975 Patricia, I know that every year 951 01:03:28,075 --> 01:03:29,711 you go without having a husband... 952 01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:33,814 raises your expectations for him exponentially. 953 01:03:33,914 --> 01:03:36,950 But that doesn't mean that you're due to get one. 954 01:03:37,051 --> 01:03:39,621 And it doesn't mean that you can customize... 955 01:03:39,721 --> 01:03:42,256 because this is not a simulation. 956 01:03:42,356 --> 01:03:44,024 If the service I was providing you 957 01:03:44,124 --> 01:03:45,926 was building you a man then, of course, 958 01:03:46,026 --> 01:03:49,430 I could build you a man with everything on this list... 959 01:03:50,532 --> 01:03:52,032 But I can't. 960 01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:55,402 Because this is not a car or a house. 961 01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:57,104 We're talking about people. 962 01:03:57,204 --> 01:04:00,441 People are people are people are people. 963 01:04:00,542 --> 01:04:02,276 They come as they are. 964 01:04:02,376 --> 01:04:05,547 And all I can hope to find for you 965 01:04:05,647 --> 01:04:06,947 is a man that you can tolerate 966 01:04:07,047 --> 01:04:10,150 for the next 50 years who likes you at all. 967 01:04:12,019 --> 01:04:13,588 And you are not a catch... 968 01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:16,323 because you are not a fish. 969 01:04:29,069 --> 01:04:32,005 I was managing her expectations. 970 01:04:34,074 --> 01:04:36,143 Patricia canceled her membership 971 01:04:36,243 --> 01:04:40,047 and reviewed us online, calling us a scam. 972 01:04:41,348 --> 01:04:43,117 We are a scam. 973 01:04:43,217 --> 01:04:46,654 We don't give them what they pay for, do we? 974 01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:50,324 We promise them love and then... 975 01:04:50,424 --> 01:04:55,630 we just give them bad dates with morons and criminals. 976 01:05:00,802 --> 01:05:04,338 I know the Sophie L. situation is still weighing on you. 977 01:05:08,710 --> 01:05:11,211 Burnout is common for matchmakers. 978 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,347 You need a break. 979 01:05:13,447 --> 01:05:15,449 You should go on a trip with your boyfriend. 980 01:05:19,052 --> 01:05:21,321 If I take a break right now... 981 01:05:22,156 --> 01:05:24,158 I may never come back. 982 01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:26,694 You will, because you love your clients. 983 01:05:26,795 --> 01:05:29,930 I hate them. They are children. 984 01:05:30,030 --> 01:05:32,332 I hate them. 985 01:05:32,433 --> 01:05:34,101 They give us thousands of dollars. 986 01:05:34,201 --> 01:05:36,437 They're entitled to some regression. 987 01:05:38,305 --> 01:05:41,743 Do you think that any one of them 988 01:05:41,843 --> 01:05:43,511 says to their therapist... 989 01:05:44,646 --> 01:05:48,315 "No Blacks, no fatties"? 990 01:05:48,415 --> 01:05:50,250 And if I'm their actual therapist, 991 01:05:50,350 --> 01:05:52,953 which it feels like I am... 992 01:05:53,053 --> 01:05:56,356 I don't have the schooling to support that. 993 01:05:56,457 --> 01:05:59,092 And I certainly don't get paid enough. 994 01:06:00,994 --> 01:06:04,264 Lucy, we're better than therapists. 995 01:06:04,364 --> 01:06:06,835 We work with the most intimate... 996 01:06:06,935 --> 01:06:08,268 extremely personal, 997 01:06:08,368 --> 01:06:09,970 unofficial part of their lives... 998 01:06:10,070 --> 01:06:13,675 that they'd like to see struck from the record. 999 01:06:13,775 --> 01:06:16,778 We work with their loneliness and rejection... 1000 01:06:16,878 --> 01:06:20,582 the kind that makes someone get naked for a stranger. 1001 01:06:20,682 --> 01:06:22,015 We're the real deal. 1002 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:23,984 That's why they tell you 1003 01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:26,053 more than they would tell their therapists 1004 01:06:26,153 --> 01:06:28,288 and why they take risks with you. 1005 01:06:30,023 --> 01:06:31,391 "Risks." 1006 01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:34,161 Yes. Risks that can lead to a situation 1007 01:06:34,261 --> 01:06:36,564 like what happened with Sophie L. 1008 01:06:36,664 --> 01:06:40,367 And risks that lead to lifelong marriages. 1009 01:06:42,402 --> 01:06:44,806 You know this is life-changing work. 1010 01:06:44,906 --> 01:06:46,373 And you're born for it. 1011 01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:49,376 Take a break starting now. 1012 01:06:49,476 --> 01:06:52,747 And I expect you back in four weeks, renewed. 1013 01:06:53,413 --> 01:06:54,381 I insist. 1014 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,456 Violet! Amazing news! 1015 01:07:02,557 --> 01:07:06,393 My client Zoe H. and Fred A. just got engaged! 1016 01:07:08,863 --> 01:07:11,633 Unbelievable! Oh! 1017 01:07:11,733 --> 01:07:14,702 That is so impressive! 1018 01:07:14,802 --> 01:07:16,236 What an amazing match! 1019 01:07:16,336 --> 01:07:17,639 Number four? 1020 01:07:17,739 --> 01:07:19,807 - Yes! - We have to throw you a party! 1021 01:08:37,685 --> 01:08:38,686 Sophie. 1022 01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:13,487 Sophie. 1023 01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:18,126 -Sophie. -You don't want to talk to me. 1024 01:09:18,225 --> 01:09:19,894 Please. 1025 01:09:19,994 --> 01:09:21,495 I am so embarrassed. 1026 01:09:22,496 --> 01:09:23,831 I thought I could pay some girl 1027 01:09:23,931 --> 01:09:25,566 to find me a boyfriend. 1028 01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:27,300 I'm sorry. 1029 01:09:27,401 --> 01:09:29,037 "An expert"? What a fucking joke. 1030 01:09:29,137 --> 01:09:31,906 -Sophie- -You know what's even funnier? 1031 01:09:32,006 --> 01:09:34,042 I almost felt like we were friends. 1032 01:09:34,142 --> 01:09:35,910 I, I, I, I really-- I-- 1033 01:09:37,444 --> 01:09:39,379 Can we please just talk? 1034 01:09:40,313 --> 01:09:41,582 Talk about what? 1035 01:09:43,051 --> 01:09:44,652 What do you have to say? 1036 01:09:48,455 --> 01:09:50,323 I'm sorry. 1037 01:09:51,993 --> 01:09:54,194 I'm so sorry. 1038 01:09:55,763 --> 01:09:57,799 I trusted you. 1039 01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:02,235 I didn't know what he was capable of. 1040 01:10:03,738 --> 01:10:05,707 I see, so... 1041 01:10:05,807 --> 01:10:09,911 you knew his height, which was a lie by the way. 1042 01:10:10,011 --> 01:10:11,746 And his job and his salary, 1043 01:10:11,846 --> 01:10:13,915 which was also a lie just for the record. 1044 01:10:14,015 --> 01:10:16,117 And his looks, which is really nothing much... 1045 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:18,318 but you didn't know who he was. 1046 01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:22,857 As a person. As a man. 1047 01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:25,660 Well, I went on a date with him and found out. 1048 01:10:26,761 --> 01:10:28,730 He's the kind of guy who gets drunk 1049 01:10:28,830 --> 01:10:31,331 and follows you into the bathroom. 1050 01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:37,705 Why would you set me up with someone like that? 1051 01:10:41,676 --> 01:10:46,581 He was a strong match with a lot of potential. 1052 01:10:51,552 --> 01:10:53,921 He checked a lot of our boxes. 1053 01:10:58,893 --> 01:11:00,027 "Boxes"? 1054 01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:07,101 The truth is, you set me up with that man 1055 01:11:07,201 --> 01:11:08,770 because you think I'm worthless. 1056 01:11:08,870 --> 01:11:10,071 No, I don't-- 1057 01:11:10,171 --> 01:11:11,739 You didn't know what to do with me. 1058 01:11:11,839 --> 01:11:13,941 That's how I ended up on that date. 1059 01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:19,247 Here I was thinking that you worked for me... 1060 01:11:19,346 --> 01:11:21,582 but the whole time I was working for you. 1061 01:11:23,184 --> 01:11:26,386 Worthless merchandise... 1062 01:11:26,486 --> 01:11:29,322 to pawn off to anyone who'd take it. 1063 01:11:33,928 --> 01:11:35,797 But I am not merchandise. 1064 01:11:37,297 --> 01:11:38,633 I'm a person. 1065 01:11:40,735 --> 01:11:44,639 And I know I deserve love. 1066 01:11:44,739 --> 01:11:47,608 I know you do. I believe it. 1067 01:11:49,877 --> 01:11:51,311 Fuck you. 1068 01:11:52,146 --> 01:11:53,380 Pimp. 1069 01:12:50,771 --> 01:12:52,306 Thanks. 1070 01:12:52,405 --> 01:12:53,875 Can I get a receipt? 1071 01:13:04,986 --> 01:13:05,987 Thanks, man. 1072 01:13:07,688 --> 01:13:08,689 Lucy? 1073 01:13:09,624 --> 01:13:11,325 What's going on? You okay? 1074 01:13:11,424 --> 01:13:14,461 No. 1075 01:13:14,562 --> 01:13:15,997 Do you want me to come get you? 1076 01:13:17,497 --> 01:13:19,200 No, I'm at home. 1077 01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:21,501 I shouldn't even be calling you. 1078 01:13:21,602 --> 01:13:25,039 You can always call me. What's up? 1079 01:13:26,473 --> 01:13:27,975 I fucked up. 1080 01:13:31,379 --> 01:13:32,613 Okay. 1081 01:13:36,584 --> 01:13:39,887 I'm not supposed to tell anybody but... 1082 01:13:43,057 --> 01:13:44,525 can I tell you? 1083 01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:47,094 Of course. 1084 01:13:48,396 --> 01:13:49,597 Anything. 1085 01:13:55,536 --> 01:13:59,040 I set my client up with a bad person. 1086 01:14:01,509 --> 01:14:04,245 I didn't know he was bad, but I introduced them. 1087 01:14:04,345 --> 01:14:05,546 And now 1088 01:14:07,114 --> 01:14:09,383 I can't fix it. 1089 01:14:09,482 --> 01:14:12,720 I'm the last person who can fix it. 1090 01:14:17,291 --> 01:14:19,093 Do you want me to come over? 1091 01:14:19,193 --> 01:14:21,295 No. 1092 01:14:21,395 --> 01:14:24,932 No. I'm about to go to Harry's. 1093 01:14:26,434 --> 01:14:27,668 Right. 1094 01:14:28,936 --> 01:14:30,104 Sorry. 1095 01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:34,141 No, no. It's... Hey, nothing to be sorry about. 1096 01:14:34,241 --> 01:14:35,943 Keep telling me what happened. 1097 01:14:37,311 --> 01:14:38,612 I'm here. 1098 01:17:16,337 --> 01:17:17,738 Do you know what they are? 1099 01:17:18,573 --> 01:17:19,874 I think so. 1100 01:17:21,576 --> 01:17:23,844 -It's not a big deal. -I know. 1101 01:17:27,381 --> 01:17:28,916 I made an investment. 1102 01:17:30,751 --> 01:17:32,052 A body is like an apartment. 1103 01:17:32,153 --> 01:17:34,188 You have to invest to get the value back. 1104 01:17:36,223 --> 01:17:37,725 I understand you. 1105 01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:40,961 I invested too. 1106 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,402 Right. I figured. 1107 01:17:52,940 --> 01:17:55,176 Did your brother too? 1108 01:17:55,276 --> 01:17:58,913 Yeah, we did it together eight years ago. 1109 01:18:02,116 --> 01:18:04,885 Six feet or taller was one of Charlotte's non-negotiables... 1110 01:18:04,985 --> 01:18:07,254 so I'm glad he did. 1111 01:18:09,757 --> 01:18:11,225 Was it painful? 1112 01:18:14,962 --> 01:18:16,263 I know it sounds stupid, 1113 01:18:16,363 --> 01:18:18,232 breaking your legs to gain a few extra inches. 1114 01:18:18,332 --> 01:18:21,001 But we keep saying, definitely worth it. 1115 01:18:22,703 --> 01:18:24,271 It changed our lives. 1116 01:18:26,307 --> 01:18:29,877 With women, completely, of course. 1117 01:18:29,977 --> 01:18:31,745 Women just approach us and talk to us now, 1118 01:18:31,845 --> 01:18:33,447 which never happened before. 1119 01:18:35,482 --> 01:18:37,985 I haven't struck out since. 1120 01:18:38,085 --> 01:18:40,354 But you can also tell the difference at work 1121 01:18:40,454 --> 01:18:43,057 and at restaurants and airports. You're... 1122 01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:47,094 You're just worth more. 1123 01:18:52,032 --> 01:18:53,867 Does this change anything? 1124 01:18:56,003 --> 01:18:57,004 No. 1125 01:19:11,852 --> 01:19:13,354 What are you thinking about? 1126 01:19:15,590 --> 01:19:17,958 I'm thinking that... 1127 01:19:18,058 --> 01:19:21,362 that you should go to Iceland without me. 1128 01:19:22,731 --> 01:19:24,865 Why? 1129 01:19:28,102 --> 01:19:30,705 I don't think that you and I are a good match. 1130 01:19:33,340 --> 01:19:35,376 Is it because I got the surgery? 1131 01:19:35,476 --> 01:19:38,613 No. Knowing that just makes me feel like I actually know you. 1132 01:19:38,713 --> 01:19:39,880 Then what? 1133 01:19:42,383 --> 01:19:43,685 It's really hard for me to feel like 1134 01:19:43,784 --> 01:19:45,620 this is not about the legs. 1135 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,221 It's not. 1136 01:19:47,321 --> 01:19:49,089 When I realized what you had done, 1137 01:19:49,189 --> 01:19:53,294 it made me feel exactly how I felt about you before. 1138 01:19:53,394 --> 01:19:54,562 Which is what? 1139 01:19:56,564 --> 01:19:58,299 I'm not in love with you. 1140 01:20:01,068 --> 01:20:03,170 And you're not in love with me. 1141 01:20:05,005 --> 01:20:08,909 And there's no amount of money that can fix that. 1142 01:20:10,244 --> 01:20:12,179 But we're such a good match. 1143 01:20:13,847 --> 01:20:15,349 You're exactly what I'm looking for... 1144 01:20:15,449 --> 01:20:17,217 and I know I can make your life better. 1145 01:20:17,318 --> 01:20:20,789 Harry, you don't want to marry me. 1146 01:20:20,888 --> 01:20:22,156 You want to do business with me, 1147 01:20:22,256 --> 01:20:23,957 just like I want to do business with you. 1148 01:20:24,058 --> 01:20:25,392 But isn't marriage a business deal? 1149 01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:26,927 Yes, it is. 1150 01:20:28,395 --> 01:20:30,964 But love has to be on the table. 1151 01:20:47,314 --> 01:20:49,249 What if I'm not capable of it? 1152 01:20:50,585 --> 01:20:51,919 Of love? 1153 01:20:53,887 --> 01:20:55,956 It makes me feel like an idiot. 1154 01:20:57,659 --> 01:20:58,859 Like I'm... 1155 01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,664 I'm just a clueless... child. 1156 01:21:02,764 --> 01:21:06,534 I feel so... dumb thinking about it... 1157 01:21:07,935 --> 01:21:09,604 or wanting it. 1158 01:21:09,704 --> 01:21:11,004 I find it... 1159 01:21:12,005 --> 01:21:13,474 so difficult. 1160 01:21:22,851 --> 01:21:25,319 You won't, when you love someone. 1161 01:21:27,856 --> 01:21:29,423 It'll be easy. 1162 01:21:30,457 --> 01:21:31,458 No math. 1163 01:21:43,237 --> 01:21:45,906 Should I hire you for your services? 1164 01:21:47,007 --> 01:21:48,175 If you call the office, 1165 01:21:48,275 --> 01:21:50,477 they'll assign someone great for you. 1166 01:21:57,752 --> 01:21:59,186 So this is it? 1167 01:22:14,334 --> 01:22:16,236 You want to know how many inches? 1168 01:22:17,371 --> 01:22:18,372 Yeah. 1169 01:22:19,339 --> 01:22:20,340 Six. 1170 01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:24,144 You were 5'6" before? 1171 01:22:40,494 --> 01:22:41,863 I wouldn't have had the confidence 1172 01:22:41,962 --> 01:22:44,097 to hit on you at 5'6". 1173 01:22:48,202 --> 01:22:50,070 I'm sure you would have. 1174 01:22:52,574 --> 01:22:54,408 Am I still a unicorn? 1175 01:23:00,548 --> 01:23:01,982 You're perfect. 1176 01:23:18,833 --> 01:23:20,133 Where's my charger? 1177 01:23:22,135 --> 01:23:23,771 Hey, is that my charger? 1178 01:23:23,872 --> 01:23:25,172 My charger broke. 1179 01:23:25,272 --> 01:23:28,208 So you just took mine? I had an alarm set. 1180 01:23:28,308 --> 01:23:31,311 And answer the fucking door for once in your fucking life! 1181 01:23:31,411 --> 01:23:33,681 What? 1182 01:23:34,616 --> 01:23:36,350 Hi. It's Lucy. 1183 01:23:38,987 --> 01:23:40,187 I'm sorry. 1184 01:23:40,287 --> 01:23:41,789 No, no, that's okay. I was just-- 1185 01:23:41,890 --> 01:23:42,857 I'll come down there. 1186 01:23:42,957 --> 01:23:45,158 Just give me-- Just don't move. 1187 01:23:50,063 --> 01:23:52,332 Hey, what the fuck? 1188 01:23:55,904 --> 01:23:57,104 Oh... 1189 01:23:59,072 --> 01:24:00,642 Sh... 1190 01:24:00,742 --> 01:24:02,075 Goddamn it. 1191 01:24:09,751 --> 01:24:10,752 Fuck. 1192 01:24:21,996 --> 01:24:23,196 Hi. 1193 01:24:24,398 --> 01:24:25,365 Hi. 1194 01:24:28,335 --> 01:24:30,203 You have a girl up there? 1195 01:24:30,304 --> 01:24:33,340 What? No. Why would you say that? 1196 01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:35,610 I don't know. You didn't want me to come up. 1197 01:24:35,710 --> 01:24:40,213 Oh. Yeah, no, there's no girl up there. 1198 01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:46,453 Sorry for showing up without warning. 1199 01:24:46,554 --> 01:24:47,487 I tried calling. 1200 01:24:47,589 --> 01:24:51,258 Sorry. My phone wasn't charged. 1201 01:24:53,427 --> 01:24:55,830 I'm meant to be on a plane to Iceland. 1202 01:24:56,965 --> 01:24:58,165 Okay. 1203 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,436 I sublet my apartment for the week 1204 01:25:02,537 --> 01:25:05,272 that I'm supposed to be in Iceland... 1205 01:25:05,372 --> 01:25:09,176 so I, uh, don't have a place to stay. 1206 01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:13,313 Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing here. 1207 01:25:13,413 --> 01:25:14,849 -It doesn't make any sense. -No, no. 1208 01:25:14,949 --> 01:25:17,652 -I thought it made sense. -Wait, wait. Don't go. Stay. 1209 01:25:20,220 --> 01:25:21,756 This was a bad idea. 1210 01:25:21,856 --> 01:25:23,658 No, it's not. It's just... 1211 01:25:24,424 --> 01:25:26,226 My apartment is not... 1212 01:25:28,295 --> 01:25:29,631 suitable for you. 1213 01:25:30,364 --> 01:25:32,066 It was suitable before. 1214 01:25:32,165 --> 01:25:35,502 Yeah, well, we're not in our 20s anymore. 1215 01:25:35,603 --> 01:25:37,705 I know what your apartment is like. 1216 01:25:38,773 --> 01:25:41,208 Trust me, it's worse than you remember. 1217 01:25:48,883 --> 01:25:50,518 Want to drive upstate? 1218 01:25:52,152 --> 01:25:53,420 And go where? 1219 01:25:53,521 --> 01:25:55,255 I don't know. Just drive around. 1220 01:25:55,355 --> 01:25:56,557 Stay at a hotel. 1221 01:25:58,325 --> 01:26:00,094 I just got the stipend from my play, 1222 01:26:00,193 --> 01:26:02,864 so... I'm feeling rich. 1223 01:26:34,062 --> 01:26:35,462 What are you thinking about? 1224 01:26:37,865 --> 01:26:39,867 You're the same as always. 1225 01:26:42,970 --> 01:26:44,105 Really? 1226 01:26:44,204 --> 01:26:45,405 Mm-hmm. 1227 01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:50,578 I was hoping you'd say I was different. 1228 01:26:50,678 --> 01:26:51,679 Why? 1229 01:26:53,081 --> 01:26:54,314 Because if I'm different, 1230 01:26:54,414 --> 01:26:56,349 then I wouldn't be the guy that lost you. 1231 01:27:03,323 --> 01:27:04,559 What? 1232 01:27:06,194 --> 01:27:07,929 That's my catering company. 1233 01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:15,368 Do you think they'd get us in? 1234 01:27:43,497 --> 01:27:45,700 Oh, he loves her so much. 1235 01:27:47,334 --> 01:27:48,536 Yeah. 1236 01:27:51,005 --> 01:27:54,709 And special delivery, just for you. 1237 01:27:54,809 --> 01:27:55,943 A gift. 1238 01:27:56,043 --> 01:27:58,411 A white glove service, handled with care. 1239 01:27:58,513 --> 01:28:00,214 If you could just sign here. 1240 01:28:00,313 --> 01:28:01,616 Initial here. 1241 01:28:01,716 --> 01:28:04,652 Thank you very much and have a good day. 1242 01:28:06,587 --> 01:28:09,757 One day, for no reason in particular... 1243 01:28:09,857 --> 01:28:13,928 you two will start to hate each other. 1244 01:28:14,028 --> 01:28:15,663 You'll resent each other... 1245 01:28:15,763 --> 01:28:18,298 you'll take each other for granted... 1246 01:28:18,398 --> 01:28:20,802 You'll stop having sex... 1247 01:28:20,902 --> 01:28:25,840 somehow... manage to make a couple of kids... 1248 01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:28,709 and then you'll get sick of each other... 1249 01:28:28,810 --> 01:28:30,978 And one of you will cheat on the other... 1250 01:28:32,412 --> 01:28:33,915 and then you'll fight. 1251 01:28:34,015 --> 01:28:37,350 At first, not in front of the kids, but then... 1252 01:28:38,085 --> 01:28:39,921 in front of the kids... 1253 01:28:40,021 --> 01:28:43,524 and then you resent the kids for seeing you fight... 1254 01:28:45,458 --> 01:28:47,028 and then you file for divorce... 1255 01:28:48,029 --> 01:28:50,363 and you fight about... 1256 01:28:51,299 --> 01:28:53,267 who owns what and... 1257 01:28:53,366 --> 01:28:55,903 who gets the kids when until it's... 1258 01:28:57,038 --> 01:28:58,105 all over. 1259 01:29:01,909 --> 01:29:04,377 Why does anybody even get married? 1260 01:29:06,814 --> 01:29:08,883 Because people tell them they should. 1261 01:29:10,084 --> 01:29:11,819 And because they're lonely. 1262 01:29:15,590 --> 01:29:17,625 And because they're hopeful. 1263 01:29:19,927 --> 01:29:22,429 They want to do it differently than their parents. 1264 01:30:45,046 --> 01:30:48,316 ♪ I can only give you love ♪ 1265 01:30:48,416 --> 01:30:50,450 ♪ That lasts forever ♪ 1266 01:30:52,353 --> 01:30:57,758 ♪ And a promise to be near Each time you call ♪ 1267 01:30:59,627 --> 01:31:03,631 ♪ And the only heart I own ♪ 1268 01:31:03,731 --> 01:31:06,867 ♪ For you and you alone ♪ 1269 01:31:06,968 --> 01:31:09,036 ♪ That's all ♪ 1270 01:31:10,338 --> 01:31:12,206 ♪ That's all ♪ 1271 01:31:13,574 --> 01:31:18,012 ♪ I can only give you Country walks ♪ 1272 01:31:18,112 --> 01:31:20,648 ♪ In springtime ♪ 1273 01:31:20,748 --> 01:31:25,953 ♪ And a hand to hold When leaves begin to fall ♪ 1274 01:31:27,688 --> 01:31:31,592 ♪ And a love Whose burning light ♪ 1275 01:31:31,692 --> 01:31:35,162 ♪ Will warm the winter night ♪ 1276 01:31:35,262 --> 01:31:37,732 ♪ That's all ♪ 1277 01:31:38,566 --> 01:31:41,035 ♪ That's all ♪ 1278 01:31:41,969 --> 01:31:45,573 ♪ There are those, I am sure ♪ 1279 01:31:45,673 --> 01:31:48,809 ♪ That have told you ♪ 1280 01:31:48,909 --> 01:31:54,682 ♪ They would give you The world for a toy ♪ 1281 01:31:56,017 --> 01:32:02,990 ♪ All I have are these arms To enfold you ♪ 1282 01:32:03,090 --> 01:32:08,295 ♪ And a love time can Never destroy ♪ 1283 01:32:10,131 --> 01:32:17,138 ♪ If you're wondering what I'm asking in return, dear ♪ 1284 01:32:17,238 --> 01:32:24,513 ♪ You'll be glad to know that my demands are small ♪ 1285 01:32:24,612 --> 01:32:28,315 ♪ Say it's me That you'll adore ♪ 1286 01:32:28,416 --> 01:32:31,952 ♪ For now and ever more ♪ 1287 01:32:32,053 --> 01:32:33,821 ♪ That's all ♪ 1288 01:32:35,456 --> 01:32:37,958 ♪ That's all ♪ 1289 01:33:11,192 --> 01:33:12,226 John. 1290 01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:14,361 John! 1291 01:33:22,069 --> 01:33:24,305 -What is this? -What is what? 1292 01:33:25,873 --> 01:33:27,608 Are we getting back together? 1293 01:33:31,645 --> 01:33:33,447 Lucy, are we getting back together? 1294 01:33:33,548 --> 01:33:34,748 I don't know. 1295 01:33:39,286 --> 01:33:40,754 I really don't. 1296 01:33:44,158 --> 01:33:46,660 So you thought you'd just show up at my door... 1297 01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:48,462 not have a boyfriend, 1298 01:33:48,563 --> 01:33:51,031 agree to get in my car, kiss me... 1299 01:33:51,132 --> 01:33:53,400 fuck me while you try to get over someone else... 1300 01:33:53,501 --> 01:33:56,904 and then leave me again? Is that it? 1301 01:33:57,004 --> 01:33:59,541 -Do you think I'm worthless? -No, I don't think that. 1302 01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:02,243 -Am I disposable? -Of course not. 1303 01:34:02,343 --> 01:34:04,245 Do you feel bad for me? 1304 01:34:04,345 --> 01:34:07,114 Poor old John can't figure his life out? 1305 01:34:08,149 --> 01:34:10,284 -Never. -Then why are you using me? 1306 01:34:10,384 --> 01:34:11,385 I'm not. 1307 01:34:13,988 --> 01:34:16,223 I'm usually desperate enough to let you. 1308 01:34:18,792 --> 01:34:20,261 I'm a beggar for you. 1309 01:34:26,934 --> 01:34:28,936 When I see your face... 1310 01:34:30,704 --> 01:34:33,608 I see wrinkles and grey hair... 1311 01:34:33,707 --> 01:34:35,776 and children that look like you. 1312 01:34:37,411 --> 01:34:38,679 I can't help it. 1313 01:34:47,688 --> 01:34:49,790 But as your friend... 1314 01:34:49,890 --> 01:34:51,560 I would tell you it's a bad idea 1315 01:34:51,660 --> 01:34:54,161 to be with a 37-year-old cater waiter 1316 01:34:54,261 --> 01:34:55,796 who still has roommates. 1317 01:34:57,632 --> 01:34:59,066 I would say... 1318 01:35:00,801 --> 01:35:02,102 you definitely shouldn't marry a guy 1319 01:35:02,203 --> 01:35:04,905 that has $2,000 in his bank account... 1320 01:35:05,005 --> 01:35:07,642 in a city he can't afford... 1321 01:35:07,741 --> 01:35:09,910 who's only still there... 1322 01:35:10,010 --> 01:35:12,079 to keep trying to be a theatre actor 1323 01:35:12,179 --> 01:35:15,783 because someone told him he was good at it once. 1324 01:35:17,718 --> 01:35:19,420 So, where does that leave us? 1325 01:35:21,656 --> 01:35:23,457 Here. 1326 01:35:23,558 --> 01:35:25,359 At someone else's wedding. 1327 01:35:33,133 --> 01:35:36,904 I can't give you the wedding or the marriage you want. 1328 01:35:37,004 --> 01:35:39,807 I couldn't even give you the relationship you wanted. 1329 01:35:42,443 --> 01:35:43,612 It's been years, 1330 01:35:43,712 --> 01:35:45,779 and I still can't afford to be with you. 1331 01:35:50,384 --> 01:35:51,385 You're right... 1332 01:35:52,186 --> 01:35:53,187 You can't. 1333 01:35:55,789 --> 01:35:56,957 But just because you can't afford it, 1334 01:35:57,057 --> 01:35:59,460 doesn't mean it's worth having. 1335 01:36:00,494 --> 01:36:02,263 You don't want me. 1336 01:36:02,363 --> 01:36:04,733 Of course I want you. 1337 01:36:04,832 --> 01:36:06,900 Are you even listening to me? 1338 01:36:07,001 --> 01:36:11,138 John, you and I haven't been together properly... 1339 01:36:11,238 --> 01:36:15,342 in so long that you've forgotten. 1340 01:36:15,442 --> 01:36:18,846 You don't want to be with me because I'm not a good person. 1341 01:36:20,814 --> 01:36:22,550 I'm judgmental... 1342 01:36:23,551 --> 01:36:26,420 and materialistic, and cold. 1343 01:36:28,255 --> 01:36:30,858 I broke up with you because you're broke. 1344 01:36:31,892 --> 01:36:34,295 I've hurt you over and over. 1345 01:36:36,196 --> 01:36:37,666 You hate me. 1346 01:36:37,766 --> 01:36:39,433 I don't hate you. 1347 01:36:39,534 --> 01:36:40,968 You do. 1348 01:36:41,068 --> 01:36:43,937 And you're right to hate me, because I'm awful. 1349 01:36:45,339 --> 01:36:47,141 Even now... 1350 01:36:47,241 --> 01:36:51,011 I'm thinking: If I choose to marry you... 1351 01:36:51,111 --> 01:36:52,514 I'm gonna be sitting across from you 1352 01:36:52,614 --> 01:36:56,050 in cheap shitty restaurants for the rest of my life. 1353 01:36:57,184 --> 01:36:59,086 I'll be riding in your shitty car, 1354 01:36:59,186 --> 01:37:01,255 and living in your shitty bedroom... 1355 01:37:02,956 --> 01:37:07,729 and fighting with you about $25. 1356 01:37:07,828 --> 01:37:09,997 I'm weighing being with you... 1357 01:37:10,097 --> 01:37:12,933 against these shit tradeoffs. 1358 01:37:13,901 --> 01:37:15,402 I'm doing math. 1359 01:37:17,104 --> 01:37:18,906 This is what I'm like. 1360 01:37:19,006 --> 01:37:20,307 I know what you're like. 1361 01:37:20,407 --> 01:37:22,610 Then how could you still love me? 1362 01:37:53,675 --> 01:37:55,142 -Sophie? -Lucy. 1363 01:37:55,242 --> 01:37:56,410 I didn't know who else to call. 1364 01:37:56,511 --> 01:37:57,746 I haven't told anyone. 1365 01:37:57,846 --> 01:37:59,146 I don't have any friends in the city 1366 01:37:59,246 --> 01:38:00,849 and my lawyers aren't picking up and... 1367 01:38:00,948 --> 01:38:03,083 What's going on? 1368 01:38:03,183 --> 01:38:05,953 Mark is outside my building. 1369 01:38:07,756 --> 01:38:10,057 I called the cops but they said they won't come 1370 01:38:10,157 --> 01:38:11,392 unless he's trying to break in. 1371 01:38:11,492 --> 01:38:13,127 And... 1372 01:38:13,227 --> 01:38:14,829 he's not trying to break in, 1373 01:38:14,928 --> 01:38:16,430 he's just buzzing the doorbell. 1374 01:38:16,531 --> 01:38:18,232 That's still harassment, they should-- 1375 01:38:18,332 --> 01:38:21,402 He walked me home after the date. 1376 01:38:21,502 --> 01:38:24,972 Which I shouldn't have let him do, but... 1377 01:38:25,072 --> 01:38:27,307 I was scared and... 1378 01:38:28,342 --> 01:38:29,943 - It's my fault. - Lucy. 1379 01:38:30,043 --> 01:38:31,245 That's not your fault. 1380 01:38:31,345 --> 01:38:33,013 Can we finish talking, please? 1381 01:38:33,113 --> 01:38:34,214 He says he just wants to talk about it, 1382 01:38:34,314 --> 01:38:35,416 but I'm not gonna let him in. 1383 01:38:35,517 --> 01:38:36,751 No. 1384 01:38:36,851 --> 01:38:38,419 Bolt your door. 1385 01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:40,722 I'm about an hour outside of Manhattan, 1386 01:38:40,822 --> 01:38:42,322 but I'll try to get there sooner. 1387 01:38:44,124 --> 01:38:45,092 I'm worried someone's going to open 1388 01:38:45,192 --> 01:38:46,561 the building door for him. 1389 01:38:46,661 --> 01:38:48,630 I'm almost there. 1390 01:38:48,730 --> 01:38:52,166 He has to leave. He can't stay outside all night, can he? 1391 01:38:52,266 --> 01:38:55,035 I want you to tell him someone is on their way. 1392 01:39:14,054 --> 01:39:15,690 Sophie, it's Lucy. 1393 01:39:17,057 --> 01:39:18,325 Is he gone? 1394 01:39:18,425 --> 01:39:22,062 Yes. No one was here when we got here. 1395 01:39:22,162 --> 01:39:23,997 Oh. He must've run away 1396 01:39:24,097 --> 01:39:25,499 when I said that you're coming. 1397 01:39:27,569 --> 01:39:28,969 Can I come in? 1398 01:39:34,943 --> 01:39:37,010 -Hi. -Hi. 1399 01:39:47,020 --> 01:39:49,022 How are you holding up? 1400 01:39:49,122 --> 01:39:52,861 Uh, not good. 1401 01:39:52,961 --> 01:39:55,429 Mark sounded really angry. 1402 01:39:58,766 --> 01:40:01,168 Well, he's angry because... 1403 01:40:01,268 --> 01:40:04,505 he thought he was going to get away with something... 1404 01:40:05,540 --> 01:40:06,541 but he won't... 1405 01:40:08,008 --> 01:40:10,177 because you're not going to let him. 1406 01:40:11,144 --> 01:40:13,113 You are brave. 1407 01:40:17,451 --> 01:40:18,620 Can I hug you? 1408 01:40:46,280 --> 01:40:48,750 You know what I've been thinking about? 1409 01:40:48,850 --> 01:40:50,050 What? 1410 01:40:51,118 --> 01:40:53,153 I really need to get a boyfriend 1411 01:40:53,253 --> 01:40:54,488 so that I have someone to call 1412 01:40:54,589 --> 01:40:56,791 that's not my fucking matchmaker. 1413 01:41:01,896 --> 01:41:03,531 I'm going to die alone. 1414 01:41:05,399 --> 01:41:06,400 Sophie. 1415 01:41:10,638 --> 01:41:14,341 I promise you, you're going to marry the love of your life. 1416 01:41:16,310 --> 01:41:18,513 You don't expect me to believe that. 1417 01:41:19,479 --> 01:41:21,348 You don't have to believe it. 1418 01:41:22,684 --> 01:41:24,151 I believe it. 1419 01:41:25,185 --> 01:41:26,654 Let me guess. 1420 01:41:26,754 --> 01:41:29,423 Someone who checks a lot of my boxes? 1421 01:41:30,290 --> 01:41:32,927 I'm not asking for a miracle. 1422 01:41:33,027 --> 01:41:35,162 I just want to love someone. 1423 01:41:36,564 --> 01:41:39,701 Someone who can't help but love me back. 1424 01:41:50,979 --> 01:41:51,946 She's asleep. 1425 01:41:52,046 --> 01:41:53,848 Good. 1426 01:41:55,115 --> 01:41:56,316 You okay? 1427 01:41:56,718 --> 01:41:57,752 Yeah. 1428 01:42:00,220 --> 01:42:02,155 You should go home. 1429 01:42:02,255 --> 01:42:03,390 I'll take you home first. 1430 01:42:03,490 --> 01:42:05,258 I'm gonna sleep on her couch... 1431 01:42:05,359 --> 01:42:08,228 and help her get a restraining order when she wakes up. 1432 01:42:08,630 --> 01:42:09,864 Okay. 1433 01:42:12,834 --> 01:42:14,167 Thanks for the ride. 1434 01:42:15,103 --> 01:42:16,638 Yeah, of course. 1435 01:42:26,446 --> 01:42:28,448 You asked how I could love you. 1436 01:42:33,220 --> 01:42:34,622 I just do. 1437 01:42:36,390 --> 01:42:37,892 It's the easiest thing. 1438 01:42:42,697 --> 01:42:44,297 I love you too. 1439 01:42:47,434 --> 01:42:49,169 More than you know. 1440 01:42:52,807 --> 01:42:56,309 You're the only reason I know I'm capable of love. 1441 01:43:01,415 --> 01:43:03,450 I've been doing some math. 1442 01:43:04,952 --> 01:43:06,621 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1443 01:43:08,089 --> 01:43:10,457 And I'm ready to make you an offer. 1444 01:43:11,559 --> 01:43:12,560 Okay. 1445 01:43:13,928 --> 01:43:15,429 Here's the offer. 1446 01:43:19,266 --> 01:43:22,603 I love you now, like I loved you before... 1447 01:43:24,438 --> 01:43:26,507 I'll love you 'til the day I die. 1448 01:43:28,943 --> 01:43:30,745 It's a lifetime guarantee. 1449 01:43:32,714 --> 01:43:35,116 And I won't forget it the way I used to... 1450 01:43:35,215 --> 01:43:36,884 even when things are shit. 1451 01:43:39,187 --> 01:43:41,488 I'll make a calendar item 1452 01:43:41,589 --> 01:43:44,692 every day reminding myself that I love you. 1453 01:43:45,960 --> 01:43:47,528 I'll be your certainty. 1454 01:43:52,466 --> 01:43:54,267 It's my final offer. 1455 01:43:55,636 --> 01:43:58,206 You can't negotiate because 1456 01:43:58,305 --> 01:44:00,373 I don't have anything else to offer you. 1457 01:44:09,617 --> 01:44:10,618 Deal. 1458 01:44:20,595 --> 01:44:22,130 Now I admit, I'm not confident 1459 01:44:22,230 --> 01:44:25,298 that I can make myself less broke. 1460 01:44:25,398 --> 01:44:27,300 You don't need to worry about that. 1461 01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:29,737 You know I can take care of myself. 1462 01:44:31,005 --> 01:44:32,206 Yeah, I know. 1463 01:44:32,305 --> 01:44:33,508 It's not for you. 1464 01:44:34,242 --> 01:44:35,442 It's for me. 1465 01:44:36,144 --> 01:44:37,344 For us. 1466 01:44:38,579 --> 01:44:39,714 You make me brave enough 1467 01:44:39,814 --> 01:44:42,016 to admit that I want to be happy. 1468 01:44:43,350 --> 01:44:45,385 And I want to be happy with you. 1469 01:44:50,625 --> 01:44:53,961 And I'm gonna pick up more catering shifts... 1470 01:44:54,061 --> 01:44:55,997 And ask for a raise... 1471 01:44:56,097 --> 01:45:00,300 I'll find a serving job at an actual restaurant... 1472 01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:02,136 And I won't say no to commercial auditions, 1473 01:45:02,236 --> 01:45:03,771 even though they're annoying... 1474 01:45:03,871 --> 01:45:06,406 I'll make an actual effort to find a manager. 1475 01:45:24,559 --> 01:45:26,994 And I'm going to move out of my apartment. 1476 01:45:27,795 --> 01:45:29,197 And sell my car. 1477 01:45:29,297 --> 01:45:30,698 Don't sell your car. 1478 01:45:31,599 --> 01:45:32,399 No? 1479 01:45:32,499 --> 01:45:34,334 No, let's just... 1480 01:45:35,502 --> 01:45:37,872 Let's just drive around in it... 1481 01:45:37,972 --> 01:45:41,642 until it breaks down and it won't move anymore. 1482 01:46:15,643 --> 01:46:16,844 I've been dreaming about 1483 01:46:16,944 --> 01:46:19,479 the first people who got married. 1484 01:46:21,582 --> 01:46:25,319 Two cavepeople... fell in love... 1485 01:46:25,418 --> 01:46:27,955 in between the hunting and the gathering. 1486 01:46:30,157 --> 01:46:31,659 And in my dream... 1487 01:46:33,127 --> 01:46:34,996 I keep asking myself... 1488 01:46:36,931 --> 01:46:39,634 what made them perfect for each other? 1489 01:46:42,670 --> 01:46:45,106 Similar economic background? 1490 01:46:46,641 --> 01:46:48,475 Politically aligned? 1491 01:46:49,744 --> 01:46:52,713 Well-matched in their attractiveness? 1492 01:46:54,649 --> 01:46:56,550 Similar upbringing? 1493 01:47:00,955 --> 01:47:01,956 Or... 1494 01:47:03,057 --> 01:47:04,725 was it something else? 1495 01:47:08,729 --> 01:47:10,398 Something like you and me? 1496 01:47:21,876 --> 01:47:22,743 Hey, man. 1497 01:47:22,843 --> 01:47:24,745 Can I get two chicken over rice? 1498 01:47:24,845 --> 01:47:25,980 Yeah. 1499 01:47:37,224 --> 01:47:39,226 Thanks a lot. Keep that. 1500 01:47:53,574 --> 01:47:55,242 I'm sad you're leaving, Vi. 1501 01:47:55,343 --> 01:47:58,145 Me too. They really need me at the London office. 1502 01:47:58,245 --> 01:48:01,816 And I'm calling you first of all the Adore girls... 1503 01:48:01,916 --> 01:48:05,419 because the CEOs asked me who should be asked to step up 1504 01:48:05,519 --> 01:48:07,888 and be promoted... to New York head 1505 01:48:07,989 --> 01:48:10,992 and I said it absolutely has to be you. 1506 01:48:11,092 --> 01:48:12,593 -Me? -Yes. 1507 01:48:12,693 --> 01:48:14,929 You're getting a promotion. 1508 01:48:16,464 --> 01:48:18,399 What's so funny? 1509 01:48:18,498 --> 01:48:20,868 Well, I was going to hand in 1510 01:48:20,968 --> 01:48:23,437 my resignation letter tomorrow. 1511 01:48:23,537 --> 01:48:24,905 No, you weren't. 1512 01:48:25,006 --> 01:48:27,808 Yep. I have it printed out and everything. 1513 01:48:27,908 --> 01:48:29,744 You can't quit. 1514 01:48:29,844 --> 01:48:31,712 What would you do instead? 1515 01:48:32,380 --> 01:48:34,448 I honestly don't know. 1516 01:48:34,548 --> 01:48:36,550 Maybe marry someone poor. 1517 01:48:38,419 --> 01:48:39,420 I don't know 1518 01:48:39,520 --> 01:48:41,555 what you're talking about. 1519 01:48:41,655 --> 01:48:43,257 Just think about it. 1520 01:48:43,357 --> 01:48:44,291 You can negotiate 1521 01:48:44,392 --> 01:48:45,459 a crazy salary, too. 1522 01:48:45,559 --> 01:48:47,428 Ask for any amount you want, 1523 01:48:47,528 --> 01:48:49,363 and I'll support you. Okay? 1524 01:48:49,463 --> 01:48:51,365 Okay, I'll think about it. 1525 01:48:51,465 --> 01:48:53,601 Vi, I have to go. My boyfriend's here. 1526 01:48:53,701 --> 01:48:54,935 Yeah, before you go, tell me: 1527 01:48:55,036 --> 01:48:57,671 How did Sophie L.'s date go last night? 1528 01:48:58,239 --> 01:48:59,573 She liked him. 1529 01:49:00,574 --> 01:49:01,976 Brian A., right? 1530 01:49:02,443 --> 01:49:03,644 Yeah. 1531 01:49:04,578 --> 01:49:08,082 5'8". 36. Dentist. 1532 01:49:08,182 --> 01:49:09,650 200 grand before taxes. 1533 01:49:09,750 --> 01:49:12,920 Just... looking for a nice girl. 1534 01:49:13,020 --> 01:49:15,189 Sounds like a strong match. 1535 01:49:16,557 --> 01:49:18,259 He liked her too. 1536 01:49:18,359 --> 01:49:21,062 We are cautiously optimistic. 1537 01:49:21,162 --> 01:49:22,730 Good. 1538 01:49:22,830 --> 01:49:25,766 You should know Harry C. is going on his first date. 1539 01:49:25,866 --> 01:49:27,668 Rose made a very strong match. 1540 01:49:27,768 --> 01:49:31,439 Gemma N., 30, an art dealer. 1541 01:49:31,540 --> 01:49:32,873 Vi, I have to go. 1542 01:49:32,973 --> 01:49:35,876 Fine, but hear the offer first. 1543 01:49:35,976 --> 01:49:36,944 I will. 1544 01:49:37,044 --> 01:49:38,045 Call me. 1545 01:49:42,016 --> 01:49:43,284 Hi. 1546 01:49:43,384 --> 01:49:44,585 Hi. 1547 01:49:53,294 --> 01:49:56,363 How would you like to make a very bad financial decision? 107923