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[SNORING]
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[CHUCKLING]
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Gentlemen, we
live in brutal times.
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Last week, to make ends meet,
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I was reduced to hijacking
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a tractor-trailer
full of sports cars.
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That is so beneath you.
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At least knock over a bank.
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You gotta visualize.
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Visualize?
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What the heck does that mean?
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If I don't visualize a
mortgage payment soon
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the wife'll have me
bagging groceries for a living.
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BOOMERANG: She's always
been an ice-queen, that one.
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Captain Boomerang,
you old son of a wallaby.
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Mirror Master, Captain Cold.
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Does me good to
see the old faces.
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Even the Trickster.
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We heard you were out early.
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Time off for good
behavior, you might say.
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I cut me a good deal.
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Got my sentence
down to five years.
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And now they tell
me I'm reformed.
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Reformed?
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The man who robbed an
entire fleet of armored cars
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in one month?
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Now that was a crime.
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Yeah, too bad the
Flash busted you
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and you didn't get the
chance to spend a dime of it.
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And you know what else?
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Well, at least he didn't make me
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eat my own laser kaleidoscope.
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That's a rumor, a
complete exaggeration.
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And anyway it
was a laser pistol.
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It's like that time I
stole an entire train
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while it was moving.
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The way people tell it,
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you'd think the Flash
shoved my cold gun...
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You know, I've had
him on the ropes too.
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Yeah, that's the way I heard it.
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So we're the
hardest men in town...
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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What'll it be, boys?
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Arnold Palmer. Cherry cola.
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Decaf soy latte.
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Milk.
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My ulcer's been acting up.
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The hardest men in town,
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and we all have
something in common.
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Bilateral symmetry.
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We'd all be living like kings
if it weren't for the Flash.
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Don't tell me. I'll say.
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Yeah.
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The Flash has put
each of us away
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at one time or another.
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He's interfered
with our livelihoods.
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And to complete the insult,
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the city has honored this
buttinsky with a museum.
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Tomorrow's supposed
to be the biggest day
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in the Flash's life.
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I say we make it his last.
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[♪♪♪]
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Wally, what do you got for me?
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It's kinda great.
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The luminol showed a
blood stain on the toe.
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Couldn't type it,
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'cause it was cleaned
off with dish soap.
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But we went one better.
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Turns out the soap
is the same brand
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as the one in the
victim's kitchen.
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Nice work. That's
the way to nail a crook.
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It's one way.
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Hey, I'm taking that
half-day, remember?
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You need anything else?
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Nope. Take off.
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Bye, Wally. Later, Rick.
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Take care. Later, Margie.
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Have a good one. Later, Tony.
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Watchtower, table for one.
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[INDISTINCT MONITOR CHATTER]
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Hey, guys.
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So looks like Superman
and GL are in space,
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Wonder Woman's doing disasters.
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Why are you here?
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Oh, right, uh,
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'cause it's Flash
Appreciation Day?
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Yeah, it'll be great.
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I understand if everybody's
too busy to come.
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No biggie.
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My mom's gonna be there,
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and let's see, my
uncle's flying in.
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It'd be great if one of
the original seven made it.
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I mean, okay, yeah,
it's a Flash Museum
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but to me,
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the whole league
deserves the honor. All of us.
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Like I said, no biggie.
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[SIGHS]
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What time? Six o'clock.
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No. You're really coming?
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Awesome! You're
a standup guy, Bats.
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Don't ever let them
call you a crazed loner.
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Well, I got a lot to do.
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I'm getting the key to the city,
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I need to practice
my museum speech,
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and hey, I better
polish my boots.
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I can't believe you let that
buffoon manipulate you.
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You'd never see me at one
of these museum openings.
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It's not black tie, is it?
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, guys, how
they bitin'? Flash.
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Congrats, man. Good going.
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Hey, Flash, big day.
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Hi, Ed.
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Lurleen, that
bursitis any better?
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I'll say. You really
know your liniment.
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You're the best, Flash. Awesome.
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Good going. You're so amazing.
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GIRL: Help!
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Mommy, help!
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Help, Mommy!
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It's dark and I'm scared.
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What's wrong, sweetie? You lost?
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[CRYING]
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Come on, I'll take you... Hey!
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[UPBEAT DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Everybody On the dance floor ♪
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Mirror Master.
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You're quick as ever.
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Yeah? Well, you're...
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You're not really all there.
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Oh. Nice try.
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If you had another minute,
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you'd probably think
of a decent comeback.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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Sadly, you don't have the time.
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♪ Everybody On the dance floor ♪
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Ah! Ugh!
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In another minute
you'll be dead.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Come on and dance with me ♪
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I was never fond of you, Flash.
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But I'm a reasonable man.
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If you just looked the
other way once in a while
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we could have
coexisted in peace.
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Instead, you never let up.
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So you've gotta go.
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That music is what's gotta go.
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♪ Ooh, whoa ♪
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[DISCO MUSIC STOPS]
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[♪♪♪]
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While you're waiting for
me to come arrest you,
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why not take some time
and reflect on your mistakes?
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Hey, that was pretty good.
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MAYOR: For his charitable work
with the city's underprivileged,
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his bravery during
the Thanagarian crisis,
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and most of all
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for his great help reducing
crime in Central City,
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I proclaim this Flash
Appreciation Day.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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Thanks, mayor. Thanks, folks.
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Heh. Wow.
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You've all been so
great to me over the years
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it really gets to me, you know?
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Hope I always make
you guys proud.
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CROWD: Aww...
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Um... that's all.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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How's it going?
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Nice slacks. Thanks.
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Hey, Mrs. Green.
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I didn't forget about
painting your fence Saturday.
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Once I get started, it
won't take very long.
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Tom, we still on for
mini golf Sunday?
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[WHIRRING APPROACHING]
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Oh, don't tell me.
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MAN: Boomerangs!
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Clear the area!
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[♪♪♪]
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That should do it.
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Duh.
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[♪♪♪]
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Ugh!
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[GRUNTING]
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G'day, mate. Captain
Boomerang here.
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Seems that Mirror Master
wasn't up to the task.
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Now it's my shot.
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I'm gonna kill you ugly, Flash,
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and I want you to see it coming.
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I swear, when I get out of this
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I'm gonna find you
and hurl all over you.
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Touch of dizziness?
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You might find it useful
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to fix on one point
on the horizon.
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For instance,
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that mountain you're
set to crash into.
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[YELLING]
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Flash. Hey, guys.
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You're tied to a very
large boomerang.
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Yeah?
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What are you guys doing here?
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The thing isn't
for another hour.
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Someone means to kill you.
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You don't say?
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Waller told me that
Boomerang left Task Force X.
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So I did some checking.
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Three other super-criminals
from Central City
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are off the radar.
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Hey, Mirror Master
took a shot at me too.
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Here's what we're going to do.
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I need to go home and change
before the opening tonight.
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We're coming with you.
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You really don't have to.
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We're coming with you.
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[GROANS]
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Okay, but you guys are so slow.
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I can't believe you expect
us to kick in for that fiasco.
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Don't you start pouting, Cold.
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That stunt cost me a fortune.
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Boomer, must you
always plead poverty?
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I've got my overhead.
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You just pull another mirror
out your blinkin' arsenal.
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What's that cost? Nothin'.
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Me next. It's my turn.
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Nothing as stupid
as a giant boomerang.
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Firstly, I get 400
cases of fake dog vomit.
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I grease the bottoms of them,
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and when the
Flash runs into them,
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the whole mess slides
into a wall of metal spikes.
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The cases break open,
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and what's left of the Flash
is buried alive in phony barf.
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[LAUGHING] And then,
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everything explodes.
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You know what?
Taking turns is dumb.
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Let's just all jump
him at the museum.
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Brilliant. Good deal.
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But come on. It'll be great.
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Okay, you don't like the barf?
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I can make do with 50,000
rotten eggs and a chainsaw.
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Well, if that's the
way you're gonna be,
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forget about it! I quit!
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Nobody gets me.
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This is where you live?
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Isn't it great?
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Low maintenance fees,
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and there's a laundry
room on the same floor.
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The way you talk, I would
have thought your Central City
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had built you a palace.
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You get a big burst
of flavor in every bite!
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Dude. That was my last standee.
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It startled me.
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[♪♪♪]
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Cool, huh?
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The hard part is getting
the costume back into it.
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Take these attempts on
your life more seriously.
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What? Manure Master
and Captain Koala?
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No way. Not just them.
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Captain Cold and the Trickster.
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That's four super-criminals
with an axe to grind.
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If there were some
way to hunt them down
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we could eliminate these
dogs before they strike again.
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Look, I'll just round
them all up tomorrow.
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They all hang out at this little
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hole-in-the-wall on 4th Street.
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[♪♪♪]
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My plan was solid.
266
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I mean, what's so special
about a disco of death?
267
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Heck with all of
them. I'm an artist,
268
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,163
they're just robbing banks.
269
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Captain Cold, Captain Boomerang.
270
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They probably would have
gone for it if I was a captain.
271
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[GUN COCKS]
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Gotcha.
274
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It's a snot gun. Ha, ha.
275
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Where are the others?
276
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,826
Those crabby hacks can
go plug a hole for all I care.
277
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,561
But I'm not about
to rat 'em out.
278
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Orion.
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[GRUNTS]
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Talk. While you
still have a jaw.
281
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,503
Hey. Hey.
282
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,173
Would you guys please
take it down a notch?
283
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,742
Let me handle this.
284
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:30,312
James, you're off
your meds, aren't you?
285
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,747
I'm better off without 'em.
286
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,849
Take 'em if I
start feeling down.
287
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,451
You know that's not
how the medicine works.
288
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,686
You're not well.
289
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,454
I'm fine.
290
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:40,923
You wanna throw some darts?
291
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,025
No.
292
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,694
Listen, James, you're
wearing the suit again.
293
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,163
I am?
294
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,764
Well, what do you know.
295
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,432
Here's the deal, buddy.
296
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Tell me where those guys went,
297
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and I promise to come
see you in the hospital.
298
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We'll play darts.
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00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,206
The soft kind.
300
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,609
Okay. They're gonna ambush
you at the Flash Museum.
301
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,612
See, that's all we needed.
302
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,281
Come on, we
better get over there.
303
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,515
What about your enemy?
304
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,616
Oh, right.
305
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,852
Dude, soon as you
finish your drink,
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turn yourself in.
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00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,211
Got me again, Flash.
308
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:27,303
[CROWD CHATTERING]
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The Central-Keystone area's
beloved superhero, the Flash,
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is on hand for the opening
of the new Flash Museum.
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00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,678
When we come back,
I'll try to get with him.
312
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,581
Uh, get to him for an interview.
313
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,584
Are we off? Jeez,
he's a total babe.
314
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,753
Like, the entire
track team at once.
315
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,621
I can't believe you're
not into him, Marla.
316
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:49,513
MARLA: Okay, now you're off.
317
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[♪♪♪]
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BATMAN: All clear on my end.
319
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:58,067
And I've removed every mirrored
surface in the entire museum.
320
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,769
ORION: To enter the building,
they'd have to come through us.
321
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,438
They'd be stupid to try.
322
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,775
Central City builds
statues to this fool
323
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,777
who makes bad jokes.
324
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,447
Who concerns himself with
pitiful men like the Trickster.
325
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,283
I don't understand.
326
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,807
No, you don't.
327
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,956
Flash, hi.
328
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,292
Over here. Evening news.
329
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,960
Uh-huh.
330
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,196
I'm going live again
in about 50 seconds.
331
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,131
Can I get a few
words from you then?
332
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,033
Huh? Uh, oh, sure.
333
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:33,291
Super. And, uh, here.
334
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,074
Oh, uh, thanks.
335
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,509
Thirty seconds, Linda.
336
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,699
Okay, let me touch up.
337
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,148
Shh.
338
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,249
[GASPS]
339
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,350
Now!
340
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:51,186
[♪♪♪]
341
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,654
Thanks, miss.
342
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,324
We'll take it from here.
343
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,749
[♪♪♪]
344
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,498
[♪♪♪]
345
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,555
[CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
346
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,703
If we aren't taking turns,
347
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,860
let's at least see who
hurts him the worst.
348
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,732
Better you than me.
349
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,914
[EXPLOSION]
350
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,238
[ALL SHOUTING, SCREAMING]
351
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:38,033
Oh, Boomer. Not the
Turtle Man display.
352
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,590
Argh!
353
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:49,333
[♪♪♪]
354
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:10,131
Hey, been lookin' for that.
355
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,456
[♪♪♪]
356
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,293
You are so cleaning
this place up.
357
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,106
Make me.
358
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,809
Or rather, find me.
359
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,145
[♪♪♪]
360
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,136
Nope. Nope. Nope.
361
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,585
Ugh! There you are.
362
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,809
Time out, time out.
363
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,490
[SCREAMING]
364
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,146
Hang on, lady.
365
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:41,819
[♪♪♪]
366
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,889
[SCREAMING]
367
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,492
Oof! Ugh!
368
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:52,295
[LINDA SCREAMS]
369
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,265
[BOTH GROANING]
370
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,317
I've never seen so many stars.
371
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,785
Are we dead?
372
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,020
Those aren't stars.
373
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,922
They're millions and
millions of mirrors.
374
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,346
We're trapped in
another dimension.
375
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,862
You mind if I carry you?
376
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,052
Please.
377
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,001
Did it work? Kinda.
378
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,269
We know that isn't the mirror
that takes us out of here.
379
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,605
We have to try
them one at a time?
380
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,864
That could take
years, even for you.
381
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,412
Where'd he go? He's gone.
382
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,313
Lost forever in a mirror.
383
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,538
Time to seek the nearest exit.
384
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,618
That's it?
385
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,820
I was all set to
crack some bones.
386
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,556
ORION: Then brace yourself.
387
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,413
[♪♪♪]
388
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:47,918
[GRUNTING]
389
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,824
Let's make sure this
one don't get up again.
390
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,106
[♪♪♪]
391
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,778
[BOTH GRUNTING]
392
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,031
Missed me.
393
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,516
[SIGHS]
394
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,873
Flash, look.
395
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,714
This'll make my rep forever.
396
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,232
[BEEPING]
397
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,455
[ICE CRACKING]
398
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:05,829
Argh!
399
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,000
Gentlemen.
400
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,671
[YELLING]
401
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,997
[INDISTINCT POLICE
RADIO CHATTER]
402
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,520
[SIRENS WAILING]
403
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,873
Are you sure that's
all of the pieces?
404
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,074
I demand a full accounting.
405
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,542
Where's my lawyer?
406
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,333
I know my rights, you obscene
caricature of a civil servant!
407
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,947
FLASH: So don't worry,
408
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,249
we took care of the bad guys,
and everything's okay now.
409
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:50,652
Flash, what about
the new museum?
410
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,587
It got destroyed in the battle,
411
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,690
and it was our
biggest shrine to you.
412
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,025
And you're our greatest hero,
413
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,917
our greatest hope.
414
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,198
Well, at least I
got to be on TV.
415
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,300
And you know
how much I like that.
416
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,825
[ALL LAUGHING]
417
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,772
Now I understand.
418
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:14,910
You play the fool to
hide a warrior's pain.
419
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:18,780
Dude, the bad guys went
down, and nobody got hurt.
420
00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,916
You know what I call that?
421
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,951
A really good day.
422
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,876
[♪♪♪]
423
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:31,115
[♪♪♪]
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