All language subtitles for Huset 01x03

We're doing shakedowns
and confiscations. Zero tolerance.

Henrik is a veteran here.
Johannes and Emma are the consultants.

You show up we fuck you leave

Your girlfriend can stay with me.
- You don't want rent?

- Get me info on Panik.
Welcome to the House, Tommy.

- I'm settling Asger's debt.
- You're a prison guard.

You'll have to make a trip
with some goods.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- You arrive in full uniform now?
- Yeah.

- You're good.
- Great.

- Have a boring day.
- You too.

And the next pretty picture.

Yes.

- You got back in.
- Yeah, lucky me.

Keep up the boredom.
- Same to you.

Hey, Miriam?

You forgot these.

- Kinda need them.
- Are you busy?

Damn, you're an eager beaver, huh?

- See you in there.
- Yeah, see you.

- Keep at it.
- Thanks, Gert.

Miriam?
The consultants want to interview you.

- I'm on my way to...
- They're waiting.

You have to.
I know you got this.

They're in the conference room.
- Yes.

- Remember, don't rock the boat.
- Of course.

- Hi, Miriam.
- Hi.

Hi. Have a seat.

- Coffee?
- Thanks, but I'm in a bit of a hurry.

Let's get to it then.

You've previously had
a low rate of confiscations.

And now they're spiking?

- Was that a question?
- Yes.

Well, we've been asked
to do more searches.

So we find more things.

- Why didn't it happen sooner?
- What didn't happen sooner?

More searches.

Well, we're understaffed.

It's constantly about
prioritizing the work load.

You don't videotape
planned use of force.

Well, it's usually not planned.
Things just happen.

Of course.

- Are we done?
- There's just one more thing.

There's a rumor circulating
about this place at the other prisons.

That the motto here is
"What you don't know can't hurt you."

I don't understand.

The strong inmates run the show.
In return you get a quiet prison.

- We do our jobs.
- Of course.

We make sure
there's peace and quiet in the House.

- Was that it?
- Yes, we won't hold you up.

- Thank you.
- You too.

- How did it go?
- It was fine.

What are you doing here?

I just have to get
some things in the cage.

- Okay. Sille's in there.
- Okay.

PRISONER

Why are you so bitter?
I'm not even wearing a bra.

Please come this way for a search.

- Why's that?
- A random check.

- Is this some gay shit?
- No, you're not my type.

- Come on.
- No. I'm not stripping for you.

I'm not asking you. It's required
if you wanna see your boyfriend.

- I don't want you looking up my ass.
- Fine. We won't do it then.

- I'll just come back another day.
- No, you won't.

You won't see Panik for six months.

- What the fuck are you saying?
- Are you really that slow?

Are you as stupid as you Look?

When you're selected for a random search
and you refuse to do it -

- you're suspected of smuggling
and you get banned for six months.

- Fuck you, you nasty bitch.
- Likewise. See you in six months.

Asim?
Would you call for prayer, please?

Do you see anything you like?

You're having oatmeal yet again, huh?

Is that illegal?

You spend all your commissary money
on one day. And then it's oatmeal only.

Smells like you're paying off a debt
with items from the commissary.

Fowly...

I love oatmeal.

I see that.

Get outta here! I wanna eat.

- Hi, Mom.
- I took care of it. You're good.

Okay. So he got the money?

I paid off your debt. But that's it.
I don't wanna see you again.

Thank you so much, Mom.

- You moved all your things in here?
- It's my living room now too, right?

What's wrong with your room?

- Enjoy your dinner.
- There's more. Hospital chow.

Tastes like shit.

Which hospital?

I work at a hospital.
I'm a doctor.

Okay. Which department?

Shit. You're totally out of

- I run the dishwashers in the kitchen.
- Right.

Are you trying to go pro?

I sit on my ass all day long.
Exercising when I'm off is good for me.

Thought you had a backache.

I do. But I think
some exercise will be good.

Henrik?
I don’t think Gustav is doing well.

What do you mean?

- I think he's being bullied.
- What?

There was urine in his backpack

- his hoodie was torn, and this morning
he didn't want to go to school.

Who the fuck pisses in his bag?

I think it's this Magnus guy.

- He hasn't told me anything.
- Of course he hasn't.

You're his hero.

I miss you.

We never sleep together anymore.
You know?

We can't sleep together here.

We just can't.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

I told everyone
that Melvang would be coming back.

- It's good to see you.
- You too.

Finally.

I'm done.

I can't sleep at night
and Loud sounds freak me out.

I can't concentrate.

- What?
- It's fucked up.

- Come on, dammit.
- Gotta think about the kids too.

Sure, I get it.

I'm on long-term sick Leave
and just waiting to get canned.

- Take care of yourself.
- You too.

They noticed we don't videotape
the use of planned force.

So we'll do that from now on.

Hit "record"
and there's your home video.

Since this is getting eternalized,
it's imperative that we act correctly.

So let's repeat
the leglock technique. Judo?

Thanks.
Any volunteers. Sille?

So, the inmate is in handcuffs.

Boom. But she's still uncontrollable.
That's why we use the leglock.

Watch out for this E. coli hotspot
with your clean shirt.

Move up and over.
Push, push, push. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Move to the other side,
pull this leg up and there's your lock.

But she's still totally out of control.

Pull the handcuffs towards you.
Push her leg underneath the handcuffs.

It works like a fucking charm,
but it's also fucking illegal.

When you utilize it,
or happen to use it or whatever

- then you must be
in constant contact with the inmate.

People with respiratory problems
or some snotty-nosed fat fuck -

- might get a heart failure.
So you gotta be in constant contact.

Wasn't it nice
getting pacified by 130 kilos of Judo?

- It was amazing.
- Thank you.

But if you make use of the Leglock,
then it's off camera.

And although it's tempting,
don't use it on the missus at home.

Calm down so we can talk about it.

Watch out for each other.

The inmate can act aggressively,
but the officer remains calm.

- You'll die in here. Got it?
Relax, okay? Then we'll talk.

You reek of garlic. Fucking gross.
You don't belong here.

That Nazi uniform won't help you, fucking
Taliban. Hands off or I'll kill you.

Thank you. That's it for now.
Face this way again.

Unfortunately, the inmate
doesn't respond to reason.

This was really nice.
I'm happy. See you.

Come on up.

- What are you doing here, jackass?
- Asim, stop!

Don't act all Muslim and shit,
you fucking wannabe Paki.

You go this way.

Where's Benji's girlfriend?

Something happened at security.
- What does that mean?

I don't know. She left.

Well. Let's go.

Close the door.

The others don't know
how much Arabic I understand.

- So they talk their asses off.
- Yes?

You wanna know
what's going on with the Hulk, right?

Asim, the guy they call Glock

- the smartass from before, he says
I don't belong in the Blue Section -

and that I freeload off his religion.

He's on my back all the fucking time.

- We can make a deal.
- What do you want me to do?

- Get him out of the section.
- I can't just move people. As you know.

I know you from back in the day.

You always work it out.

If you wanna nail the Hulk,
you'll get Glock out of my hair.

- Hey.
- You moved Nikki to max security?

- He can't just be roaming around.
- You can move Glock to Nikki's cell.

- No.
Why not?

Because Panik's section
isn’t the right place for him.

It sounds like
you're separating them by skin color.

Is that allowed?

Why do you want him moved?

It would benefit our intel.

You're being transferred.

- Can't you see I'm sleeping?
- Come on.

Get the fuck out.

Fucking get out.

We gotta get in here.

What the fuck is going on

Stop it!

What did I do?
Get the fuck off me, man!

Let's go. Time for school.
Time for work. You too, Benji.

You're making Christmas decorations.
It's gonna be a scream.

Off you go.

- Have a fantastic day, boys.
- You too.

Door's locked, Henrik.

We're good to go.

You got number 40?
- Yeah.

Find in 51.

Find in 27.

Find in 51.

Find in 41.

Big find in 35.

Shit.

- Brian, are you on hallway duty?
- I heard you need your windows cleaned.

- It wasn't authorized.
- It should be.

Should be, but it wasn't!
That's not the same.

Hey! Get the fuck back inside. Now.

You too.
I don't wanna see your face.

Fucking junkies.
You think you own this place.

- Happy campers, huh?
- Shit.

Why the hell
did Gert move Glock down here?

They're all riled up
and the new guy doesn't help.

- He shouldn't be here.
- Right.

But haven't we lucked out
with the shakedowns lately?

Fuck.

To your cells!
Get in! Get in! Get in!

Henrik? Henrik!

Go to your cell, we're shutting down.
We're shutting down.

I know it hurts.
Come on.

No, I'm not allowed to touch you.

Come on, Fowly.
Let's go down to the sick ward.

Fowly just got a hot morning shower.

- Boiling water or oil?
- Water.

- Are you okay?
Yeah. But I'm not sure about Fowly.

All these shakedowns
are causing lots of trouble.

But they shut up the consultants.

Nikki has complained
about use of force in max security.

That was a 100 years ago.

Nikki was put in the hole
and went bunkers when we let him out.

Yes, you reported:
"Inmate attacked guard."

I hope it goes through.

We did what we had to do
to fixate this guy. He's a mountain.

I'd like to know
how you're actually feeling.

- Thanks. I'm fine.
- Are you sure?

Yes. How are you?

I Look for symptoms
like aggression and a short fuse.

PTSD symptoms.

I see.
I might have a short fuse -

- considering this place may get
shot down and I'll be a caretaker.

Nikki's case is one person's word
against another's.

They'll probably believe the guards.
- Beautiful. Anything else?

I got a prison to take care of.

The good news is that we're improving.
We're making a good impression.

They see we're cleaning house.
Naturally, the strong inmates react.

It shows that we're in charge
and we'll keep the ball rolling.

That's all good.
What's the bad news?

The Nyborg prison
won the renovation bid.

Now two prisons are left
in the fight for survival.

It's us and Ringe.

But we're halfway there
and we won't surrender.

And what do we say?
The House always wins.

Martin.

Martin.

What are you doing?

Thought I heard his car.

Sweetie, come inside. Come back to bed.

He said he'd come. Martin?

- But he won't. He's not coming back!
- But he said...

Stop that! He's not here!
Martin doesn't exist!

- Martin!
- Martin is dead!

Why don't you shut your mouth, bitch?
Huh?

Don't fucking run away.

Don't!

I don't want any of your bullshit.
Open this damn door!

Open the fucking door
before I wreck the house!

Open the door!

This is from Khaled.

You'll make another trip.

We agreed on one trip and I did that.

Is that what I'm telling Khaled?

He knows.
He was there when we made the deal.

Take care.

- Who are we picking up?
- It's the spokemen's meeting.

The sharpest brains
gathered in one room.

- They must be having a ball.
- I'm sure. Come on.

Time's up!

Hey! Stop it!

Bill, Allan and Dennis, come with me.

You're a spokesman now?

I helped this guy Nikki
with a complaint.

Then I was elected spokesman.

I'm guessing
Panik tells you what to say

There's a common concern
about how long this will Last.

The sentiment is that you're rocking
a balance that worked well.

You certainly settled in nicely, huh?

Are you playing both sides?

Don't act fucking stupid.

You fill up our stock
and then you suggest a search.

We were just as lucky with Panik.
And no. I don't play both sides.

So you're just fucking lucky.

What the hell are you doing?

What the fuck is this?

Are you okay?

Did Panik make you do this?
- Who's Panik?

What the hell is going on?
- We're shutting down!

- You're on cell duty today.
- Next time you'll knock.

Toilet seat hinges.
Please sign the receipt. Here.

Scroo driver?
Your spelling sucks.

Thought you were Danish.

Maybe Danish isn't your first language?

You pretend like you don't speak Arabic.

So my brothers think they can
speak freely when you're around.

Your little games.

You sniff around like a dog.

- You've gotten great at finding goods.
- Turn off your cigarette and sign. Now.

Come get it.

Watch out, brother.

The city is giving us
a really good deal.

- On respite care.
- Okay.

- It's like a vacation.
- Okay.

It's about you
getting to relax a little.

I, uh... I feel I'm relaxed.

Right.

But I need you to agree on this.

Sweetie, I'll be really busy
these next months.

What are we talking about?

We're talking about you
signing this application -

- and if we're Lucky,
you'll get a vacation for free.

All inclusive.

Like when we were in Turkey.

I see.

Just sign on that line.

There.

Yes. Okay.

Right. Don't bother to get up.

Yes? You called?

Hello.

What's up

You need to get me out of here.

Out of here? What do you mean?

This is Panik's ward. I'm fucked.
They're just waiting to do me.

- Maybe be nicer to them.
- What I am supposed to do?

Don't yell at them.

All cells are occupied, anyway.
I can't get you moved.

Put me in the hole.
Observation. Anything.

I only go out when you guys are there.
What do you want me to do?

- What do you want me to do?
- Anything.

You put yourself in here.
I can't do anything.

- Help me.
- I think moving you here is bad, too.

Who's in the bathroom?
I need my things.

I'm leaving.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- You're screwing her, too?
- No, that's Benji's girlfriend.

You’re friends with an inmate
and his girlfriend lives here?

- A little close.
- Yeah.

Do as you like,
but I wanna know if you're screwing her.

- I'm not.
- Sure?

Yes.

- Don't lie to me.
- I'm not.

Okay. I'm Leaving.

See you.

Hey... good morning.

Good morning.

Listen to this.

The other day, right?
We got this new, tiny inmate.

And I thought: "Shit.
You'll get crushed by the big guys."

And on his first walk outside,
Bolten, a big inmate -

- grabs him and pushes him
against the wall to beat him up.

Just because the old inmates
always do that to the new ones.

But do you know
what the scrawny dude did?

He headbutted him and broke his nose
so he had to let him go.

You get it?

He earned respect
by showing who he is.

That's a good thing.

I'lll get you some cornflakes.

- I see your tats.
- All for you.

Take a shower first.

Good morning.

Okay, you're up.

- She got busy in the courtyard. Miriam.
- That kind of ballgame isn't allowed.

Remind her that we can buy
oil and sugar in the commissary.

I'm sure she knows
what we can do with that.

- Right.
- I'm not done.

Why did we get a dirty Paki in here?
- Shit if I know.

He's with the Hulk.
He can't be nosing around here, got it?

Right.
But I can't really do anything about it.

Thank you. Have a safe trip.
- Thanks.

- I can't deal with this.
- Isn't it just a birthday?

It's my dad's birthday.
AIL he ever did was beat me up.

Wanna go back in?

- Can we go somewhere else?
- No, we can't go somewhere else.

Just write I went to the birthday
on my best behavior.

Wanna go in?

Do you know how cold it is right now?

Just a quick dip.
- No, thanks.

I'm going in.

- Ballsy. I'll heat up the car.
- Good call!

Fuck. Damn, it's cold.

That was wild.

- It's heated seats. Come up front.
- Sweet.

- Impressive.
- That was fucking nice.

Damn.

- What's up?
- I strained my back. Hurts like hell.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah... It'll be fine.

Can fix it.

It's fine.
I just can't reach my seat belt.

I'm great at massaging. I'll fix it.

Well, it's... you know...
In here somewhere.

Let me know when I hit the right spot.

A bit higher.

- Yes, there. Ah!
- Try to relax.

Breathe nice and easy.

We're not doing this.

I have a wife and a son.

No, we're not doing this.
You gotta get back there again.

Bedtime. Turn off your light.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

What's going on, Helge?

It's bad in the shower room.

Glock. Glock! Hey! Wake up.

Hey, come on.

An inmate's been attacked!
I need an ambulance!

- What happened?
- A knife attack in C2!

We'll call it in.
Perform first aid.

Asim! Open your eyes, goddammit!
Asim, hey!

- SilLe!
- Did you call an ambulance?

Move over.

Pass me the towel. Now! The towel!

Dispatch to C2.
There's an ambulance coming.

Asim. Asim!

Yeah?

Are you watching out for him?
Benji.

Are you making sure
he's taking his meds?

He tried to kill himself
last time he was inside.

He told me.

Why didn't you go see him?
He was excited to see you.

I was banned so I can't see him.

How?

- I tried bringing him a cell phone.
- Okay.

What does he say about me?

That he likes you
and wants a future with you.

Kids and all that.

Good night.

Asger?

Asger.

They were waiting for me
when I left work.

Next time, they'll take a finger.

Where's Khaled?

- We have a fancy visitor!
- I need to see Khaled.

Khaled's in Sweden, but he says hi.

You fucking pig.

Okay.

Carry this at all times.
And always keep it on.

So that we can reach you
when we want to move goods back in.

Now piss off.
I'm tired of looking at you. Bye bye.

- They gotta be... I don't know...
- They gotta go. All of them.

You must have missed something.

Oh, it's because
I'm wearing a wired bra today.

But, uh... When the scanner beeps,
you gotta strip down, right?

Isn't that what you taught me
the other day?

Well... Yeah.

It's part of this stupid campaign.
We gotta be more strict and all that.

It's annoying,
but we'll just step over there.

It'll only take 10 seconds.

I'm messing with you.
You don't have anything on you.

- No, I don't.
- You have a boring day now.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

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