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Looks pretty dead.
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Should we just go?
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Didn't book, eh?
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Thought we'd just try our luck.
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Wouldn't recommend it.
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Especially not you.
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Okay, yeah, why's that?
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Last group he took out,
there was a young fella--
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Looked like you.
College kid.
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He was taking a piss off
the side of the boat
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and a bull shark jumped up.
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Bit his dick off.
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God!
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Well, I don't like
your chances.
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Tuck only started
his holidays today,
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and he doesn't interrupt
his hols for no one.
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Speak of the devil,
here he is.
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Milo, shut up!
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Mate, you won't need that.
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We got some live chum
for you here.
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Ah! Who do we have here, then?
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Greg.
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Tucker. American?
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- Canadian.
- Ah, lucky escape.
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And this friendly face
belongs to?
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- Heather.
- Ah!
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Let her answer for herself,
Greg.
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- I'm Heather.
- Heather, lovely.
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Let me guess-- Pom?
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Oh, not bloody s'posed to say
that anymore, are we?
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No, it's fine.
Um, English, yes.
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Mate, I told them
you were on hols, Tuck.
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Ah, so where are you
two lovebirds staying, then?
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Oh, we're not together. Um...
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Just--
Just staying at the hostel.
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- Okay.
- Sorry we didn't book.
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We were supposed to go to
SeaWorld with a bunch of others,
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but we slept in.
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It was a big night.
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Yeah, I bet.
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Sorry.
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So, ah...
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I guess no one even knows
you guys are here, then.
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Why?
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Well, I just want
to make sure
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your last will and testament's
in order.
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We will be swimming with sharks,
after all.
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- Oh.
- Sweet.
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So, I'm seven years old.
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I'm out there
on my boogie board,
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splashing around
in the shallows, you know.
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Scrawny little arms
and legs kind of flapping away
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and swimming out there
and, I don't know,
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I guess from underneath
I must have looked like a seal.
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Fuckin' boom!
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This bloody white gets me.
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- And it just let you go?
- Yeah.
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You are looking at a genuine
walking, talking miracle.
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Did it hurt?
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Well, it didn't tickle.
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Yeah, it didn't tickle.
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Woke me up, though, you know?
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I've been wide awake ever since.
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And this was just random?
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I mean, apparently
there was a sign
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about a shark sighting
or something, but...
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oopsie!
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Wasn't there
someone watching you?
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Well...
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Let's just say I used to spend
a lot of time on my own.
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I just can't believe
you do this for a living.
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I'd never go near water
again after that.
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It's not the shark's fault.
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- You okay?
- Yep.
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- It'll be alright.
- It's fine, yeah.
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It's gonna be
a great experience.
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Yeah.
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Alright, crew!
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Enough foreplay.
Let's, uh, get you two wet!
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- Okay...
- Don't worry, I got you.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, it's a mako.
Cheetahs of the sea.
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I can't do it.
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I-I can't--
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Well, not yet, you can't.
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'Cause there's still one thing
we need to take care of.
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Now, listen.
This is a very special
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ancient relaxation practice
that, uh, was taught to me
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and then it took many years
at sea to master.
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If you'll just go with me here,
I promise you it'll help.
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Now close your eyes.
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Take a big, deep inhale.
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And out.
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And in.
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And out.
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♪ Baaaaaaaaa...
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♪ ...by shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
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♪ Baby shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
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- ♪ Baby shark, doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo ♪
- Wha...?
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- ♪ Baby shark
- No.
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- ♪ Baby shark
- ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo
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It only works
if you sing along.
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- I can't!
- ♪ Baby shark
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♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo
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♪ Baby shark...
- Come on, Heather!
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♪ Baby shark
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♪ Here comes Mommy Shark
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♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo
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♪ Mommy shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
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♪ Mommy shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
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♪ Mommy Shark and Daddy...
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Mm-hmm. Mm.
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Oh, my God, that was amazing!
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Shits all over Sea World, eh?
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You can say that again.
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Yeah, something to tell
the grand-kiddies one day.
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Dude. So awesome.
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Yeah.
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Oh, man, thanks so much
for fitting us in--
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Welcome aboard.
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♪ On the floors of Tokyo
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♪ Or down in London town
to go, go ♪
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♪ With a record selection
and a mirror's reflection ♪
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♪ I'm dancing with myself
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♪ When there's
no one else in sight ♪
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♪ In the crowded lonely night
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♪ Well, I wait so long
for my love vibration ♪
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♪ And I'm dancing with myself
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♪ Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove ♪
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♪ Then I'm dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ If I looked
all over the world ♪
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♪ And there's every type
of girl ♪
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♪ But your empty eyes
seem to pass me by ♪
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♪ Leave me dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ So let's sink another drink
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♪ 'Cause it'll give me
time to think ♪
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♪ If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance ♪
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♪ And I'd be dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove ♪
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♪ Then I'm dancing with myself
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Should be there.
Did you look where I said?
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Yeah, I looked.
I can't find the jumper cables.
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Oh. Must be out, then. Sorry.
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Thanks.
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Don't s'pose you have any?
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Nah.
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What's up?
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Hey, how's it going?
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Cracker day out there, eh?
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♪ Well, if I looked
all over the world ♪
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♪ And there's every type
of girl ♪
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♪ But your empty eyes
seem to pass me by ♪
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♪ Leave me dancing with myself
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♪ So let's sink another drink
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Hey.
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Me again.
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Yeah, dude,
I said I can't help you.
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Ah, you really don't have
jumper cables?
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For this?
- What can I say?
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I live life on the edge.
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I think the cashier might want
to see that security footage.
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Are you serious?
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Is this really what
you're doing?
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You're blackmailing me.
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Well, I just need
to get to my car.
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I've walked like ten blocks
and I can't find any.
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Look, I'm not a serial killer, okay?
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Promise.
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Aisle or window?
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I have-- I have this theory
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that, um, aisle people are
more... open and friendly
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whereas, uh, window people
are more, um...
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private and thoughtful.
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Getting major window vibes.
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Is this a Mormon thing?
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'Cause I'm not joining,
so you can save it.
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Why-- Why would you think
I'm a Mormon?
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Dude, you look like you stepped
out of The Book of Mormon.
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Okay, yeah.
No, I'm, uh...
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I'm in real estate.
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Great.
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Selling apartments,
not eternal salvation.
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Can you just shut the fuck up?
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Ah, yep.
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Yep.
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- Nice wheels.
- That was my mum's.
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You know,
she gave me a good deal.
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Is that your mom's, too?
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So, where you been surfing?
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Oh, ah, Snapper, mostly.
It's been good.
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The peak's a little shifty, though.
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Yeah.
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Do you want to know
a local secret?
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Okay.
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You can't tell a soul, though.
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Window person, remember?
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Yeah. Right.
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Okay, well,
next time you paddle out,
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you want to look to shore
for the blue bench.
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Right, you wanna sit right
in the middle of that bench.
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You'll double your wave count.
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Thanks.
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And look, for the record, I...
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I never would have narked
about the Slurpee.
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No, yeah, I probably
shouldn't have
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judged a book by its cover,
so... we're good.
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Moses Markley.
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- Zephyr.
- Nice to meet you, Zephyr.
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Now go start your car.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Yes! You're a lifesaver.
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- You bet.
- Thank you.
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You a Creedence fan, huh?
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Hell yeah. Are you into 'em?
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Yeah, sure, just not this song.
222
00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:42,812
What's-- What's wrong with
"Ooby Dooby"?
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Dude, you have "Fortunate Son,"
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about poor kids fighting
rich people's wars.
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And then you have
"Long As I Can See the Light,
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about, like, an outsider
searching to feel understood.
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And...
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And then you have
"Ooby-fuckin'-Dooby,"
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you know,
about some goofy-ass dance.
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I just, I don't know.
Yeah, it's a bad song.
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Objectively.
- Okay.
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The dance is a metaphor.
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The song's about love.
- Wow.
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It's about that "ooby dooby"
feeling you get in your heart...
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- Okay.
- ...when you find the one,
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and you just gotta go for it.
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So what's the alternative?
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♪ Your lips, my lips
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♪ Apocalypse
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♪ Your lips, my lips
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♪ Apocalypse
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♪ Go and sneak us
through the rivers ♪
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- Ow, ow!
- What, what, what, what?
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What?
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It's a fin key.
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♪ Come out and haunt me
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♪ I know you want me
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♪ Come out and haunt me
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♪ Sharing all your secrets with
each other since you were kids ♪
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- Give me a number.
- No way.
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Oh, come on, I won't judge.
Promise.
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Okay.
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Nine.
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Nine! [ Coughs ] Fuck.
255
00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,746
Oh, fuck off.
You just said no judgment.
256
00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:30,058
Yeah, but...
257
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:32,646
nine bread rolls
in one day?
258
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,027
What can I say?
259
00:16:34,131 --> 00:16:35,097
The waves were all-time,
260
00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:37,237
and bread rolls are cheap.
261
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:40,309
Not that you have to worry
about that.
262
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:43,519
You have deep
psychological issues.
263
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:47,351
Mm!
- Sorry.
264
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:50,733
I'm honored
you'd waste one on me.
265
00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,772
It's not wasted.
266
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,258
Do you know
how many preservatives
are in these things?
267
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,158
- I don't care.
- Mm.
268
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:04,092
You know I've got
real food inside, right?
269
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:07,336
Even have running water.
It's kind of a miracle.
270
00:17:08,924 --> 00:17:10,512
I'm good.
271
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,457
So, what got you into surfing?
272
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,393
Because...
273
00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:32,292
it's us against the system.
274
00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:35,847
The system
that kills the human spirit.
275
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:37,608
We stand for something.
276
00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:40,300
To all those dead souls
inching along the freeway
277
00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:42,923
in their metal coffins,
we show them
278
00:17:43,027 --> 00:17:45,547
that the human spirit
is still alive.
279
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,859
You did not just quote
"Point Break" at me.
280
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:49,965
- Maybe.
- Mm.
281
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:57,283
Mm, but really.
282
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,803
Uh, what got you into surfing?
283
00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:06,775
Because there was
nothing for me on land.
284
00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:30,247
♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby
285
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:33,871
♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪
286
00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:34,975
♪ Ooby-dooby
287
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,423
Shit.
288
00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:55,780
Hello?
289
00:19:58,611 --> 00:19:59,646
Anyone here?
290
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:13,177
Hey, if you can hear me,
I'm just looking for a fin key.
291
00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:15,248
Promise I'll bring it back.
292
00:20:15,352 --> 00:20:17,388
- G'day!
- Jesus!
293
00:20:17,492 --> 00:20:19,528
Yeah, not quite. Tucker.
294
00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,358
Sorry man, I was
just looking for a--
295
00:20:21,461 --> 00:20:23,360
Fin key.
Yeah, I got you covered.
296
00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:25,672
Let's see what we can do here.
297
00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:29,607
Hey, you're pretty brave,
surfing up here all alone.
298
00:20:29,711 --> 00:20:31,920
That rip can get pretty hectic.
299
00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:35,613
You're alone, aren't you?
300
00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:37,719
Touché.
301
00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:39,583
Here ya are.
302
00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:42,344
Thanks.
I'll bring it right back.
303
00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:45,485
- I got heaps.
- Cool. Appreciate ya.
304
00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:07,834
♪ Come and see the real thing
305
00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:09,836
♪ Come and see
the real thing ♪
306
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:12,494
♪ Come and see
307
00:23:12,598 --> 00:23:15,463
♪ I am the real thing
308
00:23:26,681 --> 00:23:29,511
♪ Trying hard
to understand that ♪
309
00:23:29,615 --> 00:23:32,272
♪ Really not, you're seeing me
310
00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:35,068
♪ Trying hard
to understand that... ♪
311
00:25:48,408 --> 00:25:50,134
- Hi.
- What is this?
312
00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:52,792
W-W-Where are we?
313
00:25:52,896 --> 00:25:54,725
We're on his boat.
314
00:25:54,829 --> 00:25:56,485
Whose fucking boat?!
315
00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:57,694
Uh...
316
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,080
Sorry about the smell.
317
00:26:13,192 --> 00:26:14,262
Help!
318
00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:15,712
- No one can hear--
- Help!
319
00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:18,093
Somebody help!
- I've already tried that.
320
00:26:18,197 --> 00:26:19,232
Help!
321
00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:11,699
Shit.
322
00:27:11,802 --> 00:27:13,217
What are you looking for?
323
00:27:13,321 --> 00:27:15,150
Something
to get these fucking cuffs off.
324
00:27:15,254 --> 00:27:18,878
You know how to pick a lock?
What do we need?
325
00:27:18,982 --> 00:27:22,226
Something long and thin,
like a hairpin.
326
00:27:29,613 --> 00:27:31,339
What is it?
327
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:34,653
Nothing.
328
00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:44,214
♪ She came all the way
from America ♪
329
00:27:44,317 --> 00:27:48,805
♪ She had a blind date
with destiny ♪
330
00:27:48,908 --> 00:27:52,153
♪ And the sound
of Te Awamutu... ♪
331
00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:53,672
Mm!
332
00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:27,636
Hey, is there anyone
that'll come looking for you?
333
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,915
Boyfriend or anything?
334
00:28:30,018 --> 00:28:32,676
There was this guy.
335
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:36,335
We did the shark dive together.
336
00:28:36,438 --> 00:28:37,819
But...
337
00:28:38,647 --> 00:28:40,857
What?
338
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,617
I don't think you wanna know.
339
00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:50,729
Is anyone looking for you?
340
00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,078
No.
341
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:07,711
♪ Summer's been and gone
342
00:29:07,815 --> 00:29:13,441
♪ Only winter's from now on
343
00:29:24,624 --> 00:29:25,867
Look, her van was towed.
344
00:29:25,971 --> 00:29:27,351
She wouldn't let that happen, okay?
345
00:29:27,455 --> 00:29:29,664
It's her home.
Where-- Where's she gonna sleep?
346
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,288
Look, mate, these transient
types living in their cars...
347
00:29:33,392 --> 00:29:34,773
She's not like that.
348
00:29:34,876 --> 00:29:36,257
How long you known this girl?
349
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,259
I mean--
I mean, it was just...
350
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:39,674
It was just one night.
351
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,745
Or a day and a night. Uh...
352
00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:44,644
A-A solid 10, 11 hours in total.
353
00:29:44,748 --> 00:29:48,441
But it's not about the quantity,
it's about the quality.
354
00:29:49,684 --> 00:29:51,928
- What was her name?
- Um, Zephyr.
355
00:29:54,206 --> 00:29:55,414
Last name?
356
00:29:57,519 --> 00:29:58,727
Um...
357
00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:00,384
You don't know her last name.
358
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:04,250
No, I don't.
359
00:30:18,886 --> 00:30:20,508
I should have listened.
360
00:30:23,131 --> 00:30:26,031
My mum didn't want me taking
a gap year.
361
00:30:27,342 --> 00:30:30,207
We had the worst fight about it
before I left.
362
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,523
Now I'm never
going to see her again.
363
00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:40,528
I'm never gonna
see anyone again.
364
00:30:48,329 --> 00:30:50,227
Why didn't she want
you to take it?
365
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:55,060
Because of this.
366
00:30:55,163 --> 00:30:57,856
She was worried it wasn't safe.
367
00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:06,450
You see all these stories on
the news about travelers and...
368
00:31:15,563 --> 00:31:19,015
She also didn't want
me drifting from the plan.
369
00:31:19,981 --> 00:31:21,500
The plan?
370
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,780
Law school.
371
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,816
House on the same street.
372
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,267
That sounds like herplan.
373
00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:33,892
It's your life.
374
00:31:33,995 --> 00:31:36,101
You should tell her that
when you see her again.
375
00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:49,700
Why are you here?
376
00:31:51,012 --> 00:31:53,842
In-- In Australia, I mean.
377
00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:54,982
To surf.
378
00:31:56,466 --> 00:31:58,606
Get as far away from home
as possible.
379
00:32:00,849 --> 00:32:02,851
Is your family back in America?
380
00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:04,508
Which one?
381
00:32:04,612 --> 00:32:07,718
I got a lot of fucking
foster parents to pick from.
382
00:32:08,478 --> 00:32:11,412
Is that why you know
how to pick a lock?
383
00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:12,861
What do you mean?
384
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:15,243
Like, from juvie or something?
385
00:32:15,347 --> 00:32:18,798
Sorry, I...
I didn't mean to presume.
386
00:32:18,902 --> 00:32:21,146
No, the only thing
I learned in juvie
387
00:32:21,249 --> 00:32:22,837
is sleep with one eye open,
388
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,253
and a shit ton of bad jokes.
389
00:32:26,254 --> 00:32:27,946
Can you tell me one?
390
00:32:28,049 --> 00:32:30,638
Not really in
a joke-telling mood right now.
391
00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:34,469
Just to think about something
else for one second.
392
00:32:35,574 --> 00:32:36,713
Please?
393
00:32:38,163 --> 00:32:41,028
What do you call the useless
piece of skin on a dick?
394
00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:43,547
What?
395
00:32:43,651 --> 00:32:45,342
The man.
396
00:32:48,207 --> 00:32:50,347
That is so true.
397
00:32:55,594 --> 00:32:57,078
Is that an underwire?
398
00:32:57,182 --> 00:32:58,390
Yeah,
it's cutting the shit out of--
399
00:32:58,493 --> 00:32:59,978
- Give it to me!
- Wait, is this for--
400
00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:02,221
- Yes, yes, the fucking lock!
- Oh!
401
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,327
Quick!
402
00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:08,917
Sorry, I'm trying.
403
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,353
Good evening, ladies.
404
00:33:30,456 --> 00:33:32,907
Trust you've had a chance
to get acquainted.
405
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,565
Now, you must be starving.
406
00:33:37,187 --> 00:33:39,189
Oh, not a Vegemite fan?
407
00:33:39,293 --> 00:33:41,088
Well, I s'pose you
wouldn't be the first foreigner
408
00:33:41,191 --> 00:33:43,366
to feel that way, eh?
409
00:33:43,469 --> 00:33:44,953
There you go, just in case.
410
00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:46,265
Water?
411
00:33:49,682 --> 00:33:50,890
Really?
412
00:33:50,994 --> 00:33:53,479
It's a thousand bloody degrees
in here.
413
00:33:55,688 --> 00:33:57,794
Well, please yourself--
- Wait, wait.
414
00:34:12,153 --> 00:34:13,534
Hang on, what's happened
to your--
415
00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:17,296
Hey, asshole.
I'm ready for my dinner now.
416
00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,575
Oh, if looks could kill.
417
00:34:40,526 --> 00:34:43,771
Have you ever heard of
the scarlet king snake?
418
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,636
She's a harmless creature,
419
00:34:46,739 --> 00:34:50,433
but quite cleverly mimics
the colorful stripes
420
00:34:50,536 --> 00:34:52,745
of the deadly coral snake.
421
00:34:54,989 --> 00:34:58,717
Now, you're trying hard
to be the coral snake, but...
422
00:35:00,167 --> 00:35:02,134
...we both know that's me.
423
00:35:04,516 --> 00:35:05,758
And you...
424
00:35:05,862 --> 00:35:10,729
Well, you just have
a very pretty pattern.
425
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,424
Mmm.
426
00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:20,463
Tastes like fear.
427
00:35:34,684 --> 00:35:36,203
Hooroo!
428
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,586
Are you alright?
429
00:35:51,804 --> 00:35:54,082
- Fuck!
- What's going on?
430
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:55,774
Hold on, I have to concentrate.
431
00:36:00,813 --> 00:36:03,540
Have you got it?
432
00:36:03,644 --> 00:36:04,817
Almost there.
433
00:36:06,716 --> 00:36:08,200
Zephyr?
434
00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:13,447
I-I don't feel good.
435
00:36:15,932 --> 00:36:16,933
No!
436
00:36:17,036 --> 00:36:18,521
No, no!
437
00:36:34,261 --> 00:36:37,540
Oh, you're a fighter.
438
00:36:38,817 --> 00:36:40,612
I love fighters.
439
00:36:42,096 --> 00:36:43,787
Makes for a better show.
440
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,585
What is this?
441
00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:28,936
Why is there a camera?
442
00:37:33,078 --> 00:37:34,735
That's perfect.
443
00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:45,090
Stunning, isn't it?
444
00:37:45,193 --> 00:37:47,610
What is this?!
What are you doing?!
445
00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:59,863
You know, most people think
that God is... up here.
446
00:37:59,967 --> 00:38:01,451
Nah.
447
00:38:03,936 --> 00:38:05,490
God's down there.
448
00:38:08,147 --> 00:38:09,666
Where it all started.
449
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,326
Where it all ends.
450
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:26,614
So, I fish at your beach
and a couple of others, and...
451
00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:31,964
I was really hoping it'd be you.
452
00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:35,899
You know, I see you,
like, come alive on that board.
453
00:38:36,003 --> 00:38:37,453
It's...
454
00:38:39,213 --> 00:38:41,042
...spiritual.
455
00:38:41,146 --> 00:38:44,149
Now, I don't surf,
but I feel the same about...
456
00:38:44,252 --> 00:38:45,599
you know, what I do.
457
00:38:45,702 --> 00:38:46,876
It's...
458
00:38:48,049 --> 00:38:49,637
It's my true calling.
459
00:39:00,821 --> 00:39:02,857
Don't you fucking touch her!
460
00:39:03,789 --> 00:39:05,032
Hey!
461
00:39:15,905 --> 00:39:17,424
Heather.
462
00:39:17,527 --> 00:39:19,978
- Huh?
- Hey.
463
00:39:20,081 --> 00:39:21,566
There you are.
464
00:39:23,464 --> 00:39:25,017
There you are.
465
00:39:38,514 --> 00:39:41,793
You know why sharks are
more scary than mosquitos,
466
00:39:41,896 --> 00:39:44,416
even though mosquitos kill
a million people each year?
467
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,004
I don't fucking care!
468
00:39:46,107 --> 00:39:49,766
It's because people
don't think with their brains.
469
00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:52,113
They think with their guts.
470
00:39:52,217 --> 00:39:55,358
Now, your guts can't understand
mass-murdering insects
471
00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:58,499
and microscopic diseases.
472
00:39:58,603 --> 00:40:01,226
No, what your guts understand...
473
00:40:01,329 --> 00:40:04,263
...is 300 razor-sharp teeth
474
00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:06,473
and 2,500 pounds of muscle
475
00:40:06,576 --> 00:40:09,061
tearing flesh from bone.
476
00:40:09,165 --> 00:40:11,685
What your guts understand
477
00:40:11,788 --> 00:40:14,135
is the hierarchy
of animals in this world.
478
00:40:18,346 --> 00:40:20,348
No! No!
479
00:40:29,150 --> 00:40:32,395
Please stop! Stop!
480
00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:35,087
Please stop, please stop!
Please stop!
481
00:40:35,191 --> 00:40:37,676
Please stop!
482
00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:39,091
What the fuck is wrong with you?
483
00:40:39,195 --> 00:40:40,817
See, the thing about sharks is
484
00:40:40,921 --> 00:40:43,855
they don't actually enjoy
eating people, no.
485
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,477
- I want my Mum!
- She's just a kid...
486
00:40:45,581 --> 00:40:47,479
When they do attack,
it's unquestionably
487
00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:50,482
a case of mistaken identity.
488
00:40:50,586 --> 00:40:53,381
You know, you throw chum
overboard day after day
489
00:40:53,485 --> 00:40:55,245
so tourists can get their kicks,
490
00:40:55,349 --> 00:41:02,011
and pretty soon, sharks start
to associate boats with food.
491
00:41:03,115 --> 00:41:07,775
Now, some might argue that this
is a recipe for more accidents,
492
00:41:07,879 --> 00:41:11,296
and, mm, I'm inclined
to agree with him.
493
00:41:28,416 --> 00:41:30,695
Pull her up! Stop!
Fucking stop!
494
00:41:47,712 --> 00:41:50,369
No! Pull her up!
Pull her up!
495
00:41:52,889 --> 00:41:55,892
Just pull her up!
Pull her up, please!
496
00:42:07,870 --> 00:42:09,803
Fuck yeah.
497
00:42:38,832 --> 00:42:41,559
Tell me that ain't
the greatest show on Earth.
498
00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:56,504
Oh, come on,
don't be like that.
499
00:42:56,608 --> 00:43:00,232
I know you ladies don't like
playing second fiddle, but...
500
00:43:00,336 --> 00:43:03,063
it'll be your time
to shine tomorrow night.
501
00:43:36,579 --> 00:43:38,995
♪ I got some money
in my pocket ♪
502
00:43:39,099 --> 00:43:41,619
♪ I got the car keys
in my hand ♪
503
00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:44,414
♪ I got myself
a couple of tickets ♪
504
00:43:44,518 --> 00:43:47,625
♪ To see
a rock 'n' rollin' band ♪
505
00:43:47,728 --> 00:43:50,351
♪ Come on, girl,
just get on your shoes ♪
506
00:43:50,455 --> 00:43:52,560
♪ We're gonna hear some sounds
507
00:43:52,664 --> 00:43:58,049
♪ Come on, babe, you know there
ain't no time to mess around ♪
508
00:43:58,152 --> 00:43:59,291
♪ Evie
509
00:44:03,364 --> 00:44:08,749
♪ Evie, Evie, Evie,
let your hair hang down ♪
510
00:44:08,853 --> 00:44:11,683
♪ Evie, Evie
511
00:44:13,409 --> 00:44:15,445
♪ Let your hair hang down
512
00:44:19,173 --> 00:44:21,693
♪ You got the body of a woman
513
00:44:21,797 --> 00:44:23,039
♪ The way you move it
like a queen ♪
514
00:44:35,638 --> 00:44:40,747
♪ Come on, babe, you know there
ain't no time to mess around ♪
515
00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:46,062
♪ Evie, Evie, Evie,
let your hair hang down ♪
516
00:44:46,166 --> 00:44:48,755
♪ Evie, Evie
517
00:44:48,858 --> 00:44:51,240
♪ Evie, let your hair
hang down ♪
518
00:44:51,343 --> 00:44:56,694
♪ Evie, Evie, Evie,
let your hair hang down ♪
519
00:44:56,797 --> 00:44:59,351
♪ Evie, Evie
520
00:45:01,146 --> 00:45:03,804
♪ Let your hair hang down
521
00:45:29,036 --> 00:45:31,832
♪ So, won't you try it, baby
522
00:45:31,936 --> 00:45:34,386
♪ I'll take you by the hand
523
00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:37,587
Fuck!
524
00:46:37,691 --> 00:46:40,314
Fuck!
525
00:48:07,505 --> 00:48:08,989
May I?
526
00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:21,553
Ah, come on, I know
what you're thinking, but...
527
00:48:21,657 --> 00:48:24,142
a joke's only funny once.
528
00:48:24,867 --> 00:48:27,249
Hey, listen,
you've lost a lot of fluid
529
00:48:27,352 --> 00:48:31,046
and you know, you're gonna
need your strength later.
530
00:48:32,116 --> 00:48:34,187
Where's that fight
I saw in you, huh?
531
00:48:35,498 --> 00:48:38,225
Get away from me,
you twisted fuck.
532
00:48:43,196 --> 00:48:45,819
Do you understand
what happens to the ecosystem
533
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,442
if you remove the shark?
534
00:48:49,236 --> 00:48:53,309
Ah, their-- their prey operates
without constraint.
535
00:48:54,552 --> 00:48:56,312
But the shark...
536
00:48:58,107 --> 00:49:00,834
The shark brings order.
537
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,699
And without this...
538
00:49:03,802 --> 00:49:06,184
chaos reigns and...
539
00:49:07,185 --> 00:49:10,119
...well, weaker
creatures just...
540
00:49:10,223 --> 00:49:12,673
think they can do
whatever they want.
541
00:49:12,777 --> 00:49:14,744
Jesus.
542
00:49:14,848 --> 00:49:17,506
Give me a fucking break.
543
00:49:17,609 --> 00:49:18,956
I've never met anyone
544
00:49:19,059 --> 00:49:21,234
who likes the sound
of their voice so much.
545
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,202
Don't compare yourself
to the shark.
546
00:49:24,306 --> 00:49:26,584
They're highly evolved.
547
00:49:26,687 --> 00:49:29,035
You're just a pathetic coward
who kills women
548
00:49:29,138 --> 00:49:31,623
because Mommy never loved you,
or whatever.
549
00:49:32,728 --> 00:49:35,524
You are the lowest of the low.
550
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:38,009
A worm.
551
00:49:38,113 --> 00:49:40,563
Even lower than a worm.
552
00:49:40,667 --> 00:49:44,740
You are the toxic fucking trash
that floats in the ocean.
553
00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,647
Hm.
554
00:50:00,135 --> 00:50:03,207
I notice you haven't used
the facilities yet.
555
00:50:04,311 --> 00:50:06,520
You might want to consider that.
556
00:50:06,624 --> 00:50:10,352
You know, things can tend
to get a little...
557
00:50:10,455 --> 00:50:11,698
undignified.
558
00:50:56,984 --> 00:50:59,608
No! Pull her up, pull her up!
559
00:50:59,711 --> 00:51:02,611
Please, please, pull her up!
560
00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:14,303
Come on...
561
00:52:53,066 --> 00:52:55,241
Hello? Hello?
562
00:53:00,038 --> 00:53:02,282
Help! I need help!
563
00:53:19,817 --> 00:53:22,509
Help! Help!
564
00:53:22,613 --> 00:53:25,788
Help! Help!
565
00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:32,761
Well, at least someone's having
a good time, eh?
566
00:53:40,493 --> 00:53:42,011
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
567
00:53:43,116 --> 00:53:44,600
Hey, be careful with that.
568
00:53:44,704 --> 00:53:47,396
Hey, you fuckin' put that down.
569
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:49,156
You put that down
or you won't even make it
570
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,917
to the fucking hook.
571
00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:52,194
Ah!
572
00:53:59,546 --> 00:54:00,720
Aah!
573
00:54:34,547 --> 00:54:37,204
We're looking for a blonde
female Caucasian...
574
00:56:16,131 --> 00:56:17,995
Hey!
575
00:56:47,990 --> 00:56:49,992
Hey, Milo, shut up!
Hey, Tucky!
576
00:56:50,096 --> 00:56:52,270
Mate, I thought
you were gone all week.
577
00:56:52,374 --> 00:56:54,134
I gotta get some supplies.
578
00:56:54,238 --> 00:56:55,998
That's not like you to run out.
579
00:56:56,102 --> 00:56:57,241
First time for everything.
580
00:56:57,344 --> 00:56:59,623
Mate, I got something for ya.
581
00:56:59,726 --> 00:57:03,143
Mate, will you stop?
I got something good for us.
582
00:57:05,629 --> 00:57:08,494
Yesterday,
some rich wanker, right,
583
00:57:08,597 --> 00:57:10,357
pulls up
with his rich wanker kid
584
00:57:10,461 --> 00:57:12,118
on a rich wanker boat.
585
00:57:12,221 --> 00:57:13,844
But it was nice, mate.
They want to go diving.
586
00:57:13,947 --> 00:57:15,432
I tell them the Tuck's on hols, mate.
587
00:57:15,535 --> 00:57:17,434
But now since you're back,
588
00:57:17,537 --> 00:57:18,952
maybe we can catch them
before they go, mate.
589
00:57:19,056 --> 00:57:21,610
I got their number
just in case, if...
590
00:57:21,714 --> 00:57:24,717
It's on one of these.
591
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:28,548
Alright, I reckon there's gonna
be a nice tip in this for you
592
00:57:28,652 --> 00:57:30,516
and maybe there's just
a little finder's fee
593
00:57:30,619 --> 00:57:33,242
for the old Daveroo, mate.
594
00:57:38,696 --> 00:57:40,215
Ahoy there!
595
00:57:40,318 --> 00:57:42,769
Tucker's Shark Experience
is currently closed
596
00:57:42,873 --> 00:57:44,909
while your captain takes
a well-earned holiday.
597
00:57:45,013 --> 00:57:47,533
Please call back after the 13th
and I'll introduce you
598
00:57:47,636 --> 00:57:49,914
to the most misunderstood
creatures on Earth.
599
00:57:51,088 --> 00:57:53,021
Uh, hi. Um...
600
00:57:53,124 --> 00:57:55,713
I'm not exactly sure
what I'm asking for,
601
00:57:55,817 --> 00:57:58,992
but, uh, just give me
a call back, please.
602
00:57:59,096 --> 00:58:00,200
Thanks.
603
00:58:14,698 --> 00:58:16,562
Can you fucking move?
604
00:58:23,430 --> 00:58:24,708
What?
605
01:00:42,086 --> 01:00:43,570
Fuck. Fuck.
606
01:00:43,674 --> 01:00:45,952
Hey, hey, hey.
607
01:00:46,056 --> 01:00:47,195
Thank you.
608
01:00:47,298 --> 01:00:50,025
You gotta go...
go find a paperclip or a skewer
609
01:00:50,129 --> 01:00:52,062
or fucking something
to pick the locks with.
610
01:00:52,165 --> 01:00:54,892
I'll talk you through it.
Quick, before he comes back.
611
01:00:54,996 --> 01:00:57,895
Go! And call the cops!
612
01:01:00,553 --> 01:01:02,313
Police, fire, or ambulance?
613
01:01:08,285 --> 01:01:11,357
Hello? Police,
fire, or ambulance?
614
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:12,945
Poli--
615
01:01:17,846 --> 01:01:20,055
Sorry, I can't hear you.
Could you repeat that?
616
01:01:20,159 --> 01:01:21,367
Help!
617
01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:22,713
Aah!
618
01:01:30,583 --> 01:01:33,448
Sir, if you need assistance
but you're unable to speak,
619
01:01:33,551 --> 01:01:34,621
please press--
620
01:01:40,041 --> 01:01:42,250
Where the fuck
did you come from?
621
01:02:15,455 --> 01:02:16,560
Tuck, are you--
622
01:02:16,663 --> 01:02:18,148
Are you alright, mate?
- Hello?!
623
01:02:21,530 --> 01:02:23,153
Moses?
624
01:02:23,256 --> 01:02:25,431
- Please!
- Hello?
625
01:02:25,534 --> 01:02:27,605
Jesus, what...
- Help!
626
01:02:27,709 --> 01:02:30,367
Mate, have you got a sheila
down there I don't know about?
627
01:02:33,611 --> 01:02:34,992
Fuck, Tuck!
628
01:02:52,389 --> 01:02:55,461
Oh, God.
What did you do to him?
629
01:02:56,669 --> 01:03:00,121
Moses! Moses!
630
01:03:58,455 --> 01:03:59,870
Zeph.
631
01:03:59,974 --> 01:04:01,838
I'm right here.
632
01:04:04,150 --> 01:04:06,497
I have fucked up the rescue.
633
01:04:09,776 --> 01:04:12,572
You almost stuck it.
634
01:04:12,676 --> 01:04:14,712
Hm.
635
01:04:14,816 --> 01:04:17,336
Some hero I turned out to be.
636
01:04:17,439 --> 01:04:19,648
Coming to find me
is hero enough.
637
01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:24,136
Don't suppose you got through
to the cops?
638
01:04:29,382 --> 01:04:31,488
I didn't get to say
where we were.
639
01:04:37,597 --> 01:04:39,945
Why are we stopping?
640
01:04:43,362 --> 01:04:44,604
That bad, huh?
641
01:05:12,425 --> 01:05:14,772
Why'd you do a runner
that morning?
642
01:05:15,532 --> 01:05:17,948
I told you.
Early bird gets the barrel.
643
01:05:18,052 --> 01:05:19,329
Bullshit.
644
01:05:21,814 --> 01:05:23,436
Tell me you didn't feel it.
645
01:05:25,956 --> 01:05:27,716
I'm just better off alone.
646
01:05:27,820 --> 01:05:29,580
No one's better off alone.
647
01:05:31,582 --> 01:05:33,377
That's just something
people say.
648
01:05:33,481 --> 01:05:35,310
No. It's not.
649
01:05:35,414 --> 01:05:36,656
You don't know me.
You don't--
650
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,141
I know you.
651
01:05:40,729 --> 01:05:42,490
I know you dig Creedence.
652
01:05:44,664 --> 01:05:46,632
I know you're...
653
01:05:46,735 --> 01:05:48,047
in the Guinness Book of Records
654
01:05:48,151 --> 01:05:50,843
for the most bread rolls
consumed in one day.
655
01:05:54,157 --> 01:05:55,606
I know you're tough.
656
01:05:57,781 --> 01:06:00,094
And I know you're really warm.
657
01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:02,406
And funny.
658
01:06:04,512 --> 01:06:06,169
I know...
659
01:06:07,135 --> 01:06:08,930
No, I sense...
660
01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:13,693
...that you haven't had
as much kindness
661
01:06:13,797 --> 01:06:15,868
in your life as you deserve.
662
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,594
Stop.
663
01:06:17,697 --> 01:06:19,561
That's why you ran.
664
01:06:21,011 --> 01:06:22,771
Because...
665
01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:25,843
...it's hard to trust when...
666
01:06:26,534 --> 01:06:28,363
...all you know is
why you shouldn't.
667
01:06:28,467 --> 01:06:31,159
M-Moses, I really don't have
the strength for this right now.
668
01:06:35,129 --> 01:06:36,578
No, you can't!
669
01:06:37,924 --> 01:06:39,788
I've decided to add a matinee.
670
01:06:58,324 --> 01:07:01,189
Holy fuck.
Who the fuck is that?!
671
01:07:04,227 --> 01:07:07,023
- No!
- Aah! Ah!
672
01:07:07,126 --> 01:07:09,680
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
No, he's not a tourist.
673
01:07:11,303 --> 01:07:13,960
He drives his Mom's Volvo,
for fuck's sake.
674
01:07:14,064 --> 01:07:17,033
He has money. Think about it.
675
01:07:17,136 --> 01:07:19,069
They're never gonna
stop looking for him.
676
01:07:20,312 --> 01:07:22,831
Don't be fucking stupid.
677
01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:27,595
No!
678
01:07:29,873 --> 01:07:31,288
No!
679
01:07:33,118 --> 01:07:34,533
Moses!
680
01:07:34,636 --> 01:07:36,500
Help!
681
01:07:36,604 --> 01:07:38,433
Aah!
682
01:07:38,537 --> 01:07:40,228
Fucking help!
683
01:07:40,332 --> 01:07:41,712
No!
684
01:07:50,859 --> 01:07:53,414
Fuck!
685
01:07:53,517 --> 01:07:54,484
Wait!
686
01:07:58,212 --> 01:07:59,316
Put me up instead.
687
01:07:59,420 --> 01:08:01,249
- Zeph, no!
- Please!
688
01:08:01,353 --> 01:08:02,768
H-He doesn't deserve this!
689
01:08:02,871 --> 01:08:04,735
Aw, how romantic.
690
01:08:05,702 --> 01:08:07,773
It's too bad
I'm more of a horror fan.
691
01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:12,295
Fuck! Fuck!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
692
01:08:12,398 --> 01:08:15,884
Stop! Fuck!
693
01:08:15,988 --> 01:08:17,507
Fuck!
694
01:08:21,856 --> 01:08:23,961
Don't you fucking move!
695
01:08:24,065 --> 01:08:26,619
Be as still as you possibly can.
696
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,834
That's a bull shark.
697
01:08:34,938 --> 01:08:37,182
Most culled shark in the ocean.
698
01:08:37,285 --> 01:08:38,735
Serious anger issues.
699
01:09:23,918 --> 01:09:25,816
No!
700
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:27,301
Fuck you!
701
01:09:27,404 --> 01:09:30,511
Well, that oughta
ring the dinner bell.
702
01:09:32,547 --> 01:09:33,272
Fuck!
703
01:09:56,744 --> 01:09:58,435
Please,
don't do this.
704
01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:06,409
Fuck yeah.
705
01:10:27,533 --> 01:10:29,466
Brief intermission,
ladies and gentlemen.
706
01:10:47,967 --> 01:10:49,037
Moses?
707
01:10:59,151 --> 01:11:00,946
Where's that fuckin' chopper?
708
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,957
Keep going.
709
01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:16,513
Keep going. Keep going.
710
01:11:47,199 --> 01:11:48,338
Fuck!
711
01:12:12,224 --> 01:12:13,432
Ugh...
712
01:12:36,248 --> 01:12:38,250
Guessing he's not hungry.
713
01:12:39,769 --> 01:12:42,530
Look, if it's
any consolation, you...
714
01:12:42,634 --> 01:12:45,291
You weren't right
for each other.
715
01:12:45,395 --> 01:12:48,950
You know, he's soft and... gooey.
716
01:12:51,125 --> 01:12:52,816
And you're hard.
717
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:56,889
You're hard as nails.
718
01:12:56,993 --> 01:12:58,097
Like me.
719
01:12:59,651 --> 01:13:02,378
I'm nothing like you.
720
01:13:02,481 --> 01:13:03,827
Yeah, you are.
721
01:13:06,140 --> 01:13:07,900
Yeah, you and me...
722
01:13:09,488 --> 01:13:10,972
...we're sharks.
723
01:13:13,699 --> 01:13:15,321
Solitary creatures.
724
01:13:27,161 --> 01:13:29,405
We fend for ourselves.
725
01:13:47,871 --> 01:13:50,184
Yeah, I've got a feeling that
726
01:13:50,287 --> 01:13:54,809
tonight's show is gonna be
fuckin' one for the ages.
727
01:14:31,674 --> 01:14:33,503
Fuck.
728
01:14:42,339 --> 01:14:44,894
It's probably a good thing
you can't see this.
729
01:15:21,068 --> 01:15:23,104
♪ Mommy Shark
730
01:15:24,243 --> 01:15:26,004
♪ Mommy Shark
731
01:15:27,074 --> 01:15:29,007
♪ Mommy Shark
732
01:15:29,110 --> 01:15:30,629
♪ Mommy Shark
733
01:15:31,388 --> 01:15:32,976
♪ Mommy Shark
734
01:15:34,288 --> 01:15:35,807
♪ Mommy Shark
735
01:15:36,773 --> 01:15:38,706
♪ Mommy Shark
736
01:15:39,604 --> 01:15:40,984
♪ Mommy Shark
737
01:16:19,989 --> 01:16:22,301
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
738
01:16:39,767 --> 01:16:42,943
Oh, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.
739
01:16:43,046 --> 01:16:44,358
No. Fuck!
740
01:16:55,162 --> 01:16:56,266
Oh!
741
01:19:23,551 --> 01:19:24,760
Help!
742
01:19:31,836 --> 01:19:33,389
Help!
743
01:19:58,034 --> 01:20:06,560
♪ For you are mine
at last ♪
744
01:20:06,663 --> 01:20:13,256
♪ For you are mine
745
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:23,128
♪ At last
746
01:20:40,766 --> 01:20:41,940
Zeph.
747
01:20:47,497 --> 01:20:51,639
Oh, mate, you think
you don't want to watch...
748
01:20:51,743 --> 01:20:55,885
But deep down... you do.
749
01:20:58,267 --> 01:21:00,579
That's the thing
about us men, man.
750
01:21:02,409 --> 01:21:07,932
We don't really know
what's inside until it pops out.
751
01:21:09,347 --> 01:21:13,282
And once that happens, there's
really no stuffing it back in.
752
01:21:23,326 --> 01:21:26,191
Now, can either of you tell me
753
01:21:26,295 --> 01:21:30,747
why the marlin is the sports
fisherman's fish of choice?
754
01:21:30,851 --> 01:21:32,646
Anyone? I'll give you a hint.
755
01:21:32,749 --> 01:21:34,165
It's not because of her size
756
01:21:34,268 --> 01:21:36,961
and it's not
because of her beauty.
757
01:21:37,064 --> 01:21:40,516
It's because of her... fight!
758
01:21:43,450 --> 01:21:46,660
See, every fisherman loves
a good fight.
759
01:21:46,763 --> 01:21:48,351
And you'll get a marlin
760
01:21:48,455 --> 01:21:50,043
and you'll fuckin'
bring her right in there
761
01:21:50,146 --> 01:21:51,147
and you'll get her right up
to the boat
762
01:21:51,251 --> 01:21:53,080
and you'll think you've got her
763
01:21:53,184 --> 01:21:55,358
and then fuckin'-- zzzz!--
she makes another run for it
764
01:21:55,462 --> 01:21:57,843
and it's fucking exhilarating, man.
765
01:21:57,947 --> 01:21:59,466
You know?
766
01:21:59,569 --> 01:22:04,643
But the thing
the fish doesn't realize
767
01:22:04,747 --> 01:22:07,681
is that once that hook sets,
768
01:22:07,784 --> 01:22:10,339
no matter how hard she runs,
769
01:22:10,442 --> 01:22:13,929
doesn't matter how many times...
770
01:22:14,032 --> 01:22:16,103
she's already in the boat.
771
01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:22,903
And the game's rigged, you know?
772
01:22:23,007 --> 01:22:25,733
'Cause it's life and death
for the fish.
773
01:22:25,837 --> 01:22:27,666
But for the fishermen,
774
01:22:27,770 --> 01:22:33,741
it's just an afternoon
of good old-fashioned fun.
775
01:22:41,991 --> 01:22:43,717
No, no.
776
01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:48,929
No, sooner or later,
the marlin must meet her fate.
777
01:23:00,216 --> 01:23:02,563
Oh!
778
01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:11,503
Oh, I'd hoped this would be
one for the ages.
779
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:14,472
I was right.
780
01:23:19,787 --> 01:23:21,720
Fuck, she's gonna turn
those little arms and legs
781
01:23:21,824 --> 01:23:23,515
into toothpicks.
782
01:23:24,758 --> 01:23:27,519
Right! Places, please!
783
01:23:27,623 --> 01:23:29,935
And...
784
01:23:30,039 --> 01:23:31,109
action!
785
01:23:34,492 --> 01:23:35,596
Oh, fuck.
786
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:37,012
Oh, fuck, be calm.
787
01:23:37,115 --> 01:23:39,324
Be calm.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
788
01:23:39,428 --> 01:23:40,429
Stop!
789
01:24:08,146 --> 01:24:10,148
Oi! Get!
790
01:24:11,184 --> 01:24:13,048
Go on, get!
It's not your night.
791
01:24:47,254 --> 01:24:49,222
Where are ya?
792
01:24:51,914 --> 01:24:54,779
I know you're there, babe,
or the bull wouldn't have left.
793
01:25:26,466 --> 01:25:30,504
You just won't quit,
will you, marlin?
794
01:25:30,608 --> 01:25:31,609
Behind you!
795
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:49,040
- Boo!
- Aah!
796
01:27:32,661 --> 01:27:34,594
Where are you, marlin?
797
01:28:29,511 --> 01:28:31,306
Ooby dooby, motherfucker.
798
01:30:02,742 --> 01:30:05,192
Aah!
799
01:30:05,296 --> 01:30:07,885
Zeph!
800
01:30:07,988 --> 01:30:09,714
Zeph!
801
01:30:20,035 --> 01:30:21,208
Zeph!
802
01:31:17,886 --> 01:31:19,577
Moses? Hey.
803
01:31:19,681 --> 01:31:22,097
Moses!
804
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:23,305
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
805
01:31:23,408 --> 01:31:26,101
Moses, wake up. Wake up.
806
01:31:28,103 --> 01:31:30,070
Moses, please wake up.
807
01:31:30,174 --> 01:31:31,278
Hey.
808
01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:52,852
Help!
809
01:31:52,955 --> 01:31:57,684
Help! Help!
810
01:32:00,894 --> 01:32:03,034
Help!
811
01:32:07,901 --> 01:32:09,696
Help!
812
01:32:12,285 --> 01:32:14,252
Help!
813
01:32:27,611 --> 01:32:30,959
Moses!
Hey, hey, Mo, wake up.
814
01:32:31,062 --> 01:32:34,376
Moses, wake up.
Help is on the way.
815
01:32:34,479 --> 01:32:36,343
Hey. Please wake up.
816
01:32:36,447 --> 01:32:38,587
Please. Hey.
817
01:32:38,691 --> 01:32:41,521
Hey, hey. Moses.
818
01:32:41,625 --> 01:32:43,730
Hey, I want to tell
you something.
819
01:32:43,834 --> 01:32:47,182
When I said there's nothing
for me on land?
820
01:32:47,285 --> 01:32:50,185
There's you. Okay?
821
01:32:50,288 --> 01:32:51,566
Please wake up.
822
01:32:55,708 --> 01:32:57,744
Oh, my God.
823
01:32:59,297 --> 01:33:00,644
I knew it.
824
01:33:02,266 --> 01:33:04,130
♪ Hey, baby,
when you jump over here ♪
825
01:33:04,233 --> 01:33:07,167
♪ When you do the ooby-dooby
I want to be near ♪
826
01:33:07,271 --> 01:33:08,686
♪ Ooby-dooby
827
01:33:09,653 --> 01:33:11,516
♪ Ooby-dooby
828
01:33:12,138 --> 01:33:15,003
♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪
829
01:33:15,106 --> 01:33:16,729
♪ Ooby-dooby
830
01:33:17,522 --> 01:33:20,698
♪ Well, you wiggle to the left,
wiggle to the right ♪
831
01:33:20,802 --> 01:33:23,218
♪ Do the ooby-dooby
with all of your might ♪
832
01:33:23,321 --> 01:33:24,633
♪ Ooby-dooby
833
01:33:25,876 --> 01:33:27,153
♪ Ooby-dooby
834
01:33:28,464 --> 01:33:31,295
♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪
835
01:33:31,398 --> 01:33:33,849
♪ Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
836
01:33:33,953 --> 01:33:36,852
♪ Well, you wiggle and you shake
like a big rattle snake ♪
837
01:33:36,956 --> 01:33:39,475
♪ You do the ooby-dooby till
you think your heart'll break ♪
838
01:33:39,579 --> 01:33:41,132
♪ Ooby-dooby
839
01:33:42,306 --> 01:33:43,410
♪ Ooby-dooby
840
01:33:44,757 --> 01:33:47,449
♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪
841
01:33:47,552 --> 01:33:50,452
♪ Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
842
01:33:53,662 --> 01:33:57,183
♪ Do-wah-do-wah-ah
843
01:33:58,391 --> 01:34:04,708
♪ Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah-ah
844
01:34:06,502 --> 01:34:07,434
♪ Ooby-dooby
845
01:34:11,853 --> 01:34:12,957
♪ Ooby-dooby
846
01:34:17,306 --> 01:34:18,618
♪ Ooby-dooby
847
01:34:22,449 --> 01:34:25,211
♪ Well, you'll be struttin'
'cause now you know ♪
848
01:34:25,314 --> 01:34:28,076
♪ How to do the ooby-dooby,
now baby let's go! ♪
849
01:34:28,179 --> 01:34:29,215
♪ Ooby-dooby
850
01:34:30,630 --> 01:34:32,011
♪ Ooby-dooby
851
01:34:33,357 --> 01:34:35,911
♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪
852
01:34:36,015 --> 01:34:38,776
♪ Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
853
01:34:38,880 --> 01:34:41,227
♪ Hey, baby, jump over here
854
01:34:41,330 --> 01:34:44,195
♪ When you do the ooby-dooby
I gotta be near ♪
855
01:34:44,299 --> 01:34:45,403
♪ Ooby-dooby
856
01:34:46,888 --> 01:34:48,510
♪ Ooby-dooby
857
01:34:49,407 --> 01:34:52,238
♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby,
ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪
858
01:34:52,341 --> 01:34:55,759
♪ Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah
859
01:35:19,058 --> 01:35:22,302
♪ Don't walk up
close behind her ♪
860
01:35:24,201 --> 01:35:27,031
♪ Don't whisper in her ear
861
01:35:29,275 --> 01:35:32,381
♪ Don't think you can
outsmart her ♪
862
01:35:34,487 --> 01:35:37,248
♪ For soon you'll disappear
863
01:35:39,630 --> 01:35:42,529
♪ Be careful what you wish for
864
01:35:44,669 --> 01:35:47,155
♪ Little fishies that you took
865
01:35:49,813 --> 01:35:52,781
♪ There's blood
all in the water ♪
866
01:35:54,818 --> 01:35:57,544
♪ And you just got the hook
867
01:35:59,857 --> 01:36:02,549
♪ No man will ever own her
868
01:36:02,653 --> 01:36:04,966
♪ She's dangerous
869
01:36:05,069 --> 01:36:07,416
♪ The queen below the water
870
01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:10,005
♪ She's dangerous
871
01:36:10,109 --> 01:36:12,525
♪ Don't ever swim above her
872
01:36:12,628 --> 01:36:14,872
♪ She's dangerous
873
01:36:14,976 --> 01:36:17,737
♪ Don't say I didn't warn ya
874
01:36:40,173 --> 01:36:43,418
♪ Don't tread
where you not oughta ♪
875
01:36:45,247 --> 01:36:48,147
♪ Don't curse away the sun
876
01:36:50,459 --> 01:36:53,566
♪ Don't play the game
that brought ya ♪
877
01:36:55,706 --> 01:36:58,329
♪ The sickness on the rain
878
01:37:00,435 --> 01:37:03,887
♪ Don't sleep
without the darkness ♪
879
01:37:05,474 --> 01:37:08,270
♪ Don't dream
without the light ♪
880
01:37:10,755 --> 01:37:13,586
♪ The twisted mind inside ya
881
01:37:15,933 --> 01:37:18,384
♪ Is bound to feel the bite
882
01:37:20,904 --> 01:37:23,354
♪ No man will ever own her
883
01:37:23,458 --> 01:37:25,563
♪ She's dangerous
884
01:37:25,667 --> 01:37:27,911
♪ The queen below the water
885
01:37:28,014 --> 01:37:30,637
♪ She's dangerous
886
01:37:30,741 --> 01:37:32,950
♪ Don't ever swim above her
887
01:37:33,054 --> 01:37:35,677
♪ She's dangerous
888
01:37:35,780 --> 01:37:38,369
♪ Don't say I didn't warn ya
889
01:37:38,473 --> 01:37:40,682
♪ She's dangerous
890
01:37:40,785 --> 01:37:43,478
♪ No man will ever own her
891
01:37:43,581 --> 01:37:45,860
♪ She's dangerous
892
01:37:45,963 --> 01:37:48,379
♪ The queen below the water
893
01:37:48,483 --> 01:37:50,934
♪ She's dangerous
894
01:37:51,037 --> 01:37:53,419
♪ Don't ever swim above her
895
01:37:53,522 --> 01:37:55,835
♪ She's dangerous
896
01:37:55,939 --> 01:37:58,631
♪ Don't say I didn't warn ya
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