Original subtitles

"Fermo Posta" aka "P.O.Box"

"Dear Tinto, My name is Milena, I'm 19 years old and..."

".. I'm engaged to Dario."

"A few weeks ago something curious happened to me..."

"... what I'm going to tell you and maybe know your opinion. "

"It's not that I feel 'guilty' of something, but because it seems to me..."

"...kind and I'm sure you understand certain things."

"I had gone with my fiancé to the beach and we were looking for..."

"...a place on the beach to be in peace."

"So I warned that we weren't alone in the dunes."

"I was telling Dario that we should change places...!

"... perhaps not accepting the exchange of glances that..."

"... amused and excited me."

"The thought of being seen by them made me bolder,"

"almost shameless."

I bet with you. What?

That Dario will take care of everything.

You are malicious!

See who's talking!

But would you do such a thing?

Not dreaming! Why? Don't you think it's fun?

Maybe for me, but not for my fiance.

What does the groom matter? No need to do it with him.

Oh no? And with whom?

I don't know! Would you?

But if not with my fiancé, where's the fun?

Then the malicious one is me!

Tell me the truth.

Have you cheated? My problem!

They told me! Not me!

Not even with the thought?

Nothing to see! Thought is not treason.

Imagination, dream, fantasy...

Like in your movies, isn't it?

Yes, like in my movies.

"Dear Mr. Brass. I write because I think you are a balanced person..."

"... whom I can trust and ask for his opinion about what is happening to me. "

"The subject is a little touchy..."

"... but I know I can count on your understanding. "

"My name is Elena, I've always lived in Bassano, and I'm 28 years old. "

"I am married to Guido, who is employed as.. "

"...a programmer of special computers."

"Even to earn a little more..."

"... it was always opposed to my looking for a job."

"Because because of your jealousy..."

"... he prefers that I only take care of the housework."

� voc�, Guido?

Hello, love! How are you?

As always, more or less.

It's gonna take a while? Smoking time...

.. a cigarette and I serve the table.

Hmm, what a smell!

Stop it, Guido! I'm going to cut myself!

Seeing you working in the kitchen makes my appetite go up!

Sit down! Feel how it grows!

Wash your hands! Let me wait.

Al�?

Ah, good night, countess!

When?

Yes, I think so.

I speak with my husband.

I don't think it will be a problem.

Combined!

Combined!

If it doesn't return, it's because it's confirmed.

Ent�o, at� amanh�!

�s 15:00.

Okay!

Yes, it's fine!

Good night, Countess!

What does that mean?

It means what? I don't know what it means, but...

.. with my wife I never used it.

What are you trying to say, love?

What are these things doing in your purse!

And who should you use it with!

It's nothing, Guido! What are you thinking? That I'm a forgetful person?

I received it from some 4 or 5 year old boys, on the way out of the supermarket.

Sorry, but I just want to understand!

Some kids stop you on the street, just like that...

.. give me a box of condoms?

No, you silly! It wasn't like that

They were doing an anti-AIDS campaign.

If we contributed something, they would give us a box like that.

I didn't even want it, understand... because we don't even use it.

But then they insisted... and I gave them 10,000 lira. Did I do wrong?

Huh? Do what?

A doa��o anti-AIDS.

Good! But why didn't you tell me?

And what would it do? Come on, don't be like that!

You know there can be no secrets between us!

By the way! Who was on the phone?

Countess France. Who? Her again?

But what the fuck did she want?

That I go to Treviso with her tomorrow. To do what?

Anything. The usual, chaperone.

He needs to go to an antique shop and he wants my help choosing some furniture.

Does it at least pay you? But yes!

You know there's always a treat!

Elena, you drive me crazy!

"As you can see, I made up the lie about the AIDS donation."

"The box of condoms was my work tool..."

"... because a few months ago I went to Treviso twice a week..."

"...where away from Bassano's prying eyes,..."

"... in the cozy and discreet house of Countess Franca,..."

"... practiced the activities of Belle de Jour."

You want me to swear, women...

.. that I saved myself a week to be with you?

Just two whores like you to leave me like this!

Yes, call me a whore! Say I'm hot!

Yes, swine whore! If you want too, I'll eat your husband's cuckold!

Sim, "fuerza It�lia!"

Paid to whom?

You or the Countess?

To me it does not matter! Do what Michelle says.

Bye, treasure! Check back often!

No, better year. You can leave it on the dresser.

If you want me again, match the countess.

We'll see! We'll see! We can do the 3 of us again!

"Michelle is my nom de guerre, I chose..."

".. because he likes the music of the Beatles..."

"... and also because a name in French always works."

"I don't know Wanda's real name..."

".. I only know that she is a lady from Lausanne, who nevertheless comes to the countess to..."

"... to make, according to her, a recovery clinic. "

How good it is to climb!

I feel reborn, at peace with body and spirit.

Instead of going on vacation to Capri or Rimini, I come here...

...have a good sex marathon!

Away from the children, from Switzerland and from my husband.

I'm a level person, however...

"Usually there are 5 of us working for the countess."

"Each one with their reasons. I do it to satisfy..."

"... my whims that Guido's earnings don't allow me. "

"Wanda, come for passion, to indulge yourself with sex, just like you do...

"... an authentic Swiss woman. Irma, it's Professor Sadomaso because she is..."

"...separated and have a son to raise."

"Sofia, an abléra, because she fled her country. "

"And Lucy, the "Lolita", because she wants to get married.

So sometimes we almost make it.

But what about when you're already married?

Oh no! As soon as I get married I stop!

And if you want another one? Here we have fun!

What are you going to do? Stop! He arrives! Subject closed!

Holy indecency! In a few months I want to see if you'll tell me...

.. if you still think like that.

And to think that to win what we got here in a week...

in Bulgaria, it would take a year! In addition to what..

we have fun here, right Michelle?

More or less, but worth the sacrifice!

Go there! If I ever need to buy something...

Who knows? A microwave oven, a car to go shopping,...

.. a holiday in the mountains!

Why not? Once or twice!

With everything my husband put me through,

...it gives me pleasure to punish men.

The more they are punished, the more they are satisfied!

Girls, there is a gentleman who would like to meet you!

It's new and I'm recommending it to you.

Are we understood?

Come in and settle in!

Irma...

Lucy...

Wanda...

Sofia...

e... Michelle.

Michelle?

Michelle!

Let's go?

Michelle!

Well, what are you doing there?

Guy? Guy? My name is Carlo.

Carlos? Carlos, yes! carlo.

Courage! What are you waiting for? Take off your clothes.

Would you happen to be a shy whore?

No, no! what...

Oh! I understand! Do I have to pay first?

How much? As usual...

...normally goes for 300 thousand.

Damn! What is it?

I hope you deserved it.

With condom, or without?

With. No, that's 200,000 more.

Fuck!

However, before, like a good bitch...

...better suck me, no.

Okay!

He insists!

Come, take a shower.

Because?

To put it in my mouth, you need to wash it first.

"Now there was nothing left for me but to play your game"

"If Guido was Carlo who didn't know me..."

"I was Michelle and I had to treat him like any other customer."

He arrives! Stop! 300,000 to do this is the cumulus!

What are you doing? What I never did with my wife. The dog!

N�o, Guido, n�o!

I don't know who this Guido is!

I'm Carlo! Do you understand or not?

Carlo! Carlo! Okay, I get it, you're Carlo.

But you can't do that! You can't! You can't!

Who's going to forbid me, huh? Who?

I! You just paid the fare with "condom".

You can rest assured! I'll pay the rest next time.

Because, honey, I'm coming back! I will come back!

And how will I return!

"In fact, Carlo returned several times to Countess Franca..."

"..always behaving like a willing customer..."

".. to do with that whore Michelle, the low things that weren't allowed..."

"..with his wife, Elena." Listen to this.

Discovered in Turin, a sadomaso meeting place.

Six women were arrested, all of them indefensible.

One student, another merchant...

...employees and family.

Rates ranged from 500,000 to 1 million.

Did you notice, Elena? While fathers and husbands are filled...

...of work to put some money at home, these cows, with half a day...

.. of whoring, they make millions.

The truth is that some women are born whores.

Maybe, maybe they do it to help around the house.

To spend at some extravagance, or at some innocent expense.

You call that innocent?

Speaking of family expenses, tell me one thing...

.. with your job as a lady-in-waiting, we couldn't buy...

.. a new car? What we exchanged is already rubbish!

Who knows, maybe some extra work?

"Naturally, we bought the car new."

"A beautiful Alfa GTV, red."

"However, my dear Mr. Brass, I have a question."

"Guido, my well-behaved husband..."

"... what to do?"

Want to know a good one?

And you, don't you want to try something special?

But you can't smudge.

Suck it, suck it good! A little with the lips, a little with the teeth.

Damn! I can see that you know how to suck very well!

Very good!

Good, but maybe a little tender.

Very good!

Read, just read.

"Querido Tinto Brass,... "

"...to me you are a voyeur."

"Although, it's an aesthetic voyeur."

"It's not a disapproval, but a confirmation of..."

"... certain things I've been observing."

"Deep down we like to be admired and desired."

"And even feel certain exciting glances."

"I'm so intoxicated..."

"..that gives me a delicious feeling of power. "

To be continued! To be continued! Seems interesting.

"I'm 19 years old, my name is Elizabetta, but everyone..."

"...they call me Betta and say I'm beautiful."

"The other day, for example..."

"... was sitting on the steps of the Etruscan amphitheater of Sutre. "

"I had to do the guide and I was waiting for my fiance..."

"...that he had gone to buy a sandwich."

"There was no one there, just me and a Japanese tourist..."

"... with a curious tourist outfit and mysterious mirrored glasses. "

"Although I didn't see your eyes..."

"...I knew you were looking at me."

"I could physically feel their gazes on my body."

"And that aroused an exciting pleasure in me."

"I felt like I was in the cinema, involved in the plot of his film."

"I knew perfectly well that the Japanese man was only pretending to photograph me."

"I actually used the zoom like binoculars."

"She may be a voyeur, but this smartass is a good bitch."

What do I do? File?

Archive! Archive!

Yes, an attractive sleazy exhibitionist.

Somewhat like all other women, as she said.

Do you believe?

I always believe what I see.

Fuck!

You may come in.

Mail for Tinto Brass. I get.

Let's see what this one has to tell.

"Dear Mr. Brass, I am sending, with my husband's permission..."

"... these photos and this tape. We want to know your opinion..."

"... from an artistic and professional point of view..."

"... e tamb�m er�tico e sexual. "

"I can't hide the fact that I hope one day to be invited..."

"... to make a film with you. " Does it show?

Oh!

Going to the second? Go.

Our! What you mean? Go.

Very attractive! Not bad!

Oh! This one knows things!

Sorry, but in what sense? Here under the armpits!

Here, look! He understood that he shouldn't scrape.

Satisfied? Sublime!

Well, if you say so! Why? Don't you agree?

By any chance, do you shave?

Yes of course! Like everyone.

That it? With all, who?

Com as ins�pidas "Barbies" da televis�o?

Oh! What a disaster, this dependence!

"My name is Renata, I'm 28 years old."

"I married Piero, who is 35 and a chef."

"We don't have children, nor at the moment do we want to."

"We first want to take forward the Roman restaurant..."

"... that my husband bought from the previous owner. At first, things were going well..."

"... because there was affection, solidarity..."

"... and great sexual attraction. But then, little by little, work..."

"... it was affecting and also married life was wearing out. "

"So to heat up the relationship, Piero came up with the idea for the photos."

"As you can see, they are all faceless, but not out of shame..."

"... not even for fear of being recognized. We did it this way so that..."

".. when we look at them, let's not see that it's us. "

"It was a good try, but as they say, it was short lived."

"It only solved part of the joy we had lost."

"One day I saw a customer filming his wife with a camera."

"I asked Pedro to buy one just like his."

"Soon my husband became a maniac..."

"...in technical terms, I mean..."

"... as you can see on the tape we sent."

"Inside our video... there's a surprise."

Back the tape! I want to see it from the beginning.

Okay! Calm! It's not my fault it's not rewound!

The images, dear, have to dominate, not submit.

"It was a childhood dream, tidying up the living room..."

".. and serve the half-naked table. A second one who was off duty..."

"... my husband and I had a great time, playing at..."

"... 'The Dirty Housekeeper and the Disgusting Customer'."

"The fork fell!"

"You're a pig, Renata! Sir? Don't do that!"

"Tira a m�o!"

"Miss, come here!"

"Serve the table! I'm terribly hungry!"

What do you think?

Looks like a good actress. Even on television.

I thought it was good! If they cut some cinematic scenes, it would lose its meaning.

"Fresh tits! Main course! How do you eat?"

"Of course, Renata! How appetizing they are!"

"Enough! I can't take it anymore!"

"They are very appetizing!"

"Where are you going? Get back here!"

"Help yourself, sir! Help yourself to whatever you like!"

You are right! Yes, you are the one who knows everything!

Yes! I have to take into account the requirements of the company!

"Renata! Renata! You're a blast!"

Right! We had started from here.

Looks good to me! What?

The lunch idea.

Television speaking, I mean!

Clear! Clear! Television speaking.

"How you love to look at me! Say you do, little pig!"

"Yes, I like it! I like it!"

"But I like licking you better than eating you!"

Genial!

Very good! And they edited!

It is like! Oscar winners. Jessica Lange...

...and Jack Nicholson, in "Destiny Knocks at Your Door".

But where is the surprise?

"Perfect! You can see it! Best possible, Maria!"

"Phew! You're a real maniac! You won't even let me pee in peace!"

"Keep it up! How beautiful!"

"Est� bom! Est� bom!"

"Great, Maria! I'll make a first plan."

You went to school, maestro!

You can say yes! Everyone knows that "pee-pee" is my weakness!

"Sorry, but I'm not sure the focus was set. Can you repeat that?"

"Impossible! I should have been sure beforehand that the focus was good."

"Hey, Maria! Stop the story! Do what I'm asking you to do."

"Show some goodwill!"

"And let me see it again. Let's go!"

"Great! Good Monday!"

"Come on, Renata! What are you waiting for? You come here too!"

Stop! Let me see her face.

Finally it showed its face.

What do you think? Attractive!

But a little full!

What are you saying? It's a genuine face! Authentic!

At least it's a lot better than I imagined. Go! Keep going!

"Very good! It was very good! True! Very good!"

"Action, Renata! Help her take off her wet panties."

"Que linda!"

"Very well, Renata! But now take yours too!"

"Go! Go! What are you waiting for? Come on, take your clothes off!"

"How much hair do you have! Why are you like that?"

"I like it that way. Attention! Attention! Take off your pants, Maria!"

"Wow! How cold!"

"But it's warm in here!"

"Beautiful! Like two nymphs!"

"Well done! Caresses!"

"Very well, like this!"

"Espl�ndido! Beijos!"

"Kiss... with more conviction!"

"Attention! Now I'm going to get you! Let's escape!"

"After some time, the experience with home videos..."

"... became repetitive, so we tried to change..."

"... tapes with other lovers of the genre, who felt..."

"... like us, pleasure to look and be looked at. That's how we know..."

"... Mário and Maria, videophiles like the people who proposed to us..."

"... making this video together. It was an exciting prospect as..."

"... our agreement expressly said that our games would be oral,... "

"... manuals with a strict ban on penetrations. "

"This video you are watching is the result of that meeting..."

"...and it's the surprise that was mentioned in the letter."

"Mário? What are you doing? What a satirus, isn't it?"

"Sorry! But wasn't it agreed that penetration was strictly prohibited?"

"That was only valid for the video! Come on, Piero, eat me!"

"Let's also move from fiction to reality!"

"So the tape exchanges and meetings happened again and..."

"... our relationship improved considerably. From the beginning,..."

"...as you can see, we've lifted the bans. I really hope you enjoyed it..."

"...and that when you make a film, remember me."

"Imagine being seen by 100,000, 1 million viewers..."

"... literally makes me overflow with excitement!"

�! Good! What do you say?

In short, may I know what you think?

Interesting.

Makes me grow the inspiration.

Tell me the truth? How not? You can see between the legs here!

Oh, I get it! I'm wrapping up!

Look how late it is! The grandchildren are waiting at home!

And there is my fiance who came to get me.

Bye-bye, Maestro!

Bye-bye!

Sorry I'm late!

What there was?

I went to PO Box.

"Dear Mr. Brass. My name is Rosella and I've seen some of your movies..."

"... but not in the cinema, yes, in the tapes that Gianni, my husband..."

'...bring it home so we can watch it together. "

"I'm 33 years old and I think I'm a woman with a normal life..."

"... very different from the cheerful characters of his works. "

"However, something totally incredible happened to me..."

"... it's impossible that happened to me. That's why.. "

"... I write. I was upset with my husband because he had called me..."

"... saying that he was going to be stuck in the clinic and that we weren't going to have dinner anymore..."

"... out as agreed."

"You knew I had arranged to go out. I took the kids to..."

"... I made dinner at Mom's house. You could have told me earlier that you weren't coming!"

"Sorry, Rosella, but it wasn't my fault! Let's go out another time..."

"... and I'm also very tired. He always does the same thing!"

"First the rest, then me, your wife last!"

"Don't say that! You know it's not true! I apologized!"

"At this you are an expert! Making excuses!"

"That's how you always treat me! You only care about yourself!"

"Everything must revolve around you, depending on you! True!"

"Others don't count. For you I'm a housekeeper, who knows..."

"A maid!"

"Stop, Rosella! I've been visiting my patients all day..."

"... I'm very tired and you're making trouble for nothing!"

"That's enough! Don't be hysterical. Besides, I can't talk! You know!"

"If you have anything else to talk about, we'll talk at home!"

"What did you say? Historic? Who?"

"Al�! Al�!"

"There was a wild beast of Arabia! I know myself well, when my..."

"... husband behaves like that, I turn into the devil!"

"I lose control and, even more, reason!"

"I was sure it was Gianni again, but I didn't want to..."

"... no more talking, no more listening."

"Baby, I want to say something. I'm hard!"

"Do you hear me, honey?"

"I thought of you and I got a hard-on."

"Blessed be! But who speaks?"

"Isn't that you, Teresa? Actually, I'm Rosella."

"Still, I still have a hard-on!"

"And, me? What can I do?"

"Give me a "hand"! But who allowed you to ask?"

"I'm sorry again, I was thinking of Teresa!"

"However, I already told you that I'm Rosella."

"Even so, give me a "hand", be good!"

"Like a "hand"? I don't understand!"

"Uma "m�o", a sua m�o!"

"I touch myself, but to come I have to think that my hand is yours!"

"But you're crazy! Don't hang up, please!"

"I couldn't cut myself off from that voice! It had a sensual undertone that blocked me."

"It emanated a passion, a desire, a lust, which it transmitted to me..."

"... a sensation I had never experienced before. "

"Ainda est� a�? Sim!"

"Are you alone? Fine! For the moment!"

"And who is? Fiance? Husband?"

"A thick one, but it's not now! It's better this way! Let's enjoy it!"

"It touches itself and imagines that it is my hand that is caressing it."

"It was stronger than me. It came to me spontaneously, the desire to... "

"... satisfy myself with this stranger, who didn't see me, didn't know me..."

"Are you doing, Rosella?"

"Yes, very good!"

"Where are you petting yourself? Tell me! I need to know!"

"Where is it playing? On the chest, inside the shirt."

"Under the bra! Get him out!"

"Wet the tips of your fingers with saliva..."

"... and put it on the pouts!"

"Do you like it? It's my hand that touches you!"

"Say you like it! Yes, I do!"

"Very well! Keep it up and think of your hand that caresses..."

"...my hard cock!"

"Merda!"

"Rosella, my love! You make me feel like you're wet!"

"Touch yourself, my love! My fingers go through your panties..."

"... sinking into your warm, wet little cave..."

"... caressing your lips burning with desire..."

"... and wetting himself with the broth of his pleasure."

"Don't you feel my cock enter your hands?"

"Ever bigger, hotter and harder."

"Don't you feel it, love, how he throbs with lust?"

"Answer me, Rosella! Tell me to sit!"

"Yes, I am! I am! I am!"

"Slowly! Slowly! Gently."

"I can't take it anymore!"

"No! Me too! Slow down!"

"Devagar!"

"What a boastful finger you have!"

"Me faz perder a cabe�a!"

"Yes! Keep it up! Eat me, please!"

"I want you in there! Stick it, for God's sake!"

"Don't stop! Deeper! Deeper!"

"Please stronger!"

"Stick it! Hit me, go! Beat me up!"

"Yes, so! So!"

"Ah! Like this! Go! Yes! Like this! Like this!"

"Touch me in the balls, treasure! Stroke my cock!"

"Oh! Good! Yes! Yes! More! More!"

"Oh! Little bitch! You like to touch my dick, don't you?"

"Now you'll see what I'm going to do!"

"Tell me you want me to stick it up your ass!"

"Yes! Stick it! Stick it, my love!"

"Let's go! Give me a hand, will you? Please give me a hand!"

"Vamos!"

"How can you? Your man doesn't eat from behind? No! Never! Never! Never!"

"You're right to be upset!"

"He's a big one! Yes, a big one! A big one! A big one!"

"Stick it in, my love! Bury it in there!"

"Fuck me all over! Hammer me in the ass!"

"Yes, let's go! Get right to the bottom! Come on! Come on! Let's go!"

"Bitch, one hand jerks you off in front..."

"... e a outra te mete atr�s. "

"Love, say you never came like this!"

"Say! Say! Yes! Yes!"

"Say! Yes, no one before you..."

"...made me come like that!"

"I'm listening! Can you hear me, my love?"

"Love! Do you hear me? Do you hear me?"

Brave Mrs. Rosella, who watches my movies alone, thanks for her husband.

Brava Rosella! brave! This one has an assured future as...

...professional tele-sex. The holier they look...

...the more thugs they are.

How about you? When do you watch my movies?

Obviously when my fiancé makes me!

Good! This one came from Foggia. It was written by a man.

Oh! No men! Eliminated!

What a pity!

This one is from a woman, shipped from Turin.

"Dear, Brass. I'm an admirer of yours and I want to share an experience that..."

"... may be of interest to you. My name is Francesca, I'm 28 years old and..."

"... I'm married to Paulo, who is 7 years older than I am."

"It all started with a game. One night we did..."

"... love, and my husband whispered in my ear..."

"Honey, would you like to make out with another one?"

"At first I felt offended, but deep inside..."

"... I felt the blood boil inside my body. "

"That idea of ​​betraying Paolo brought me to a state..."

"... de grande excita��o sexual. "

"I've never seen you like this!"

"Leave me alone!"

"Who was he thinking about? Stop it, Paolo!"

"On anyone! It was your fantasy."

"It wasn't my wish!"

"After the first few times, fantasizing was no longer enough for me."

"So, to prove then that my pleasure had increased..."

"... I accepted, a little reluctantly, to go to a place where my husband..."

"... said we'd spend a different night. "

"What panties are you wearing?"

"The one you bought in Paris."

"Makes you wonderful!"

"I chose only to please you."

"You insisted that I be sexy, but I repeat..."

"... that I won't do anything!"

"As you wish, dear!"

"Nobody is forcing you."

"Everyone is free to behave as they please."

"But, it's wet!"

"It was true, my body betrays me."

"On the surface I was upset with the experience..."

"... that my husband was taking me with him..."

"... but in reality, it attracts me like a fly to honey."

"Paolo, you were taking me to a house, where..."

".. exchange of couples was practiced."

"Who is it? Roberto."

"Oscar guest."

"Very well! We're here."

"Will you?" "Um a second!"

"Good night! Welcome! Good night!"

"Do you have anything to leave in the cloakroom?"

"It could be the bag, because you won't need it."

"Do you know the place?"

Not this one, but others like it.

"So come in, here you only pay for the consumption."

He comes!

"What can I be of service to you?"

"What do you want to drink, honey? Nothing!"

"Remember we have to consume something!"

"A straight whiskey. For me, a Coke."

"Voil�! Thank you!"

Here it is!

"Want another one?"

"Quanto �? 100 mil. "

Thanks! Thank you sir!

Toma!

Come on, let's sit down.

"You must not be inhibited!"

"Neither does drinking too much."

"It feels like we're at home."

"Stop! What are you doing?"

"What is everyone doing!"

"Come on, relax!"

"Unbutton my pants! Are you crazy, Paolo?"

"Stop! I'm embarrassed!"

"Don't lie, Francesca!"

"I know you're enjoying it!"

"Look how wet you are!"

"Let him play, Francesca!"

"It's the opportunity to play for real!"

"Don't be afraid, love!"

"I am here!"

"Vamos ali?"

"Levanta, Francesca! Se comp�e."

"Let's go to the room!"

"As in a mirror, I revealed myself. Apparently..."

"... reserved and prudish, but really the whore of all whores!"

"Seeing Paolo possess another woman made me crazy with jealousy."

"But jealousy made me go crazy with desire."

"Yes, Paolo! I'm coming! I'm coming!"

"Eu tamb�m, Francesca!"

"My love! Me too! Me too!"

And she acted ashamed!

Have you been? Where?

In these places! At a swing club.

Of course I went!

Na Fran�a, na It�lia.

I would never!

I have no doubt! You are very naive!

And very jealous!

Like anyone who truly loves.

And your fiance too? Like crazy!

Although it is very locked! He does it very well!

Of being locked? Of being jealous!

Listen to this bolder one!

"Caro, Tinto. My name is Veronica, and I'm 45 years old."

"My husband is an architect, we have 2 beautiful children and..."

"...attractive, and a good married life, in all..."

"... the senses, including those that interest you."

"But, as always, there's a "but"..."

"Every day I leave the house to do my little daily shopping."

"I get on a crowded bus and, excuse the language..."

"... and frankly, I let them rub my ass."

"The thing excites me too much, but when I feel that..."

"... whoever rubs himself is excited, I stop immediately!"

What a brute, bandit! Does she at least say which line she takes?

No! What a pity!

Can stop!

Read this other one.

But read it soon, I'm leaving on time tonight.

My fiancé comes to pick me up.

"Dear Mr. Brass. I don't want this letter to paint a pathetic picture..."

"... nor seek justification or comfort, but only report how..."

"... the lack of illusion can be a reason for an unsuspected satisfaction!"

"My name is Ivana, I'm 33 years old and since I got married, I've always been faithful to Filippo..."

"... although his gambling addiction was the source of constant fights between us..."

"...and the cause of coming home later and more nervous."

"Even so, I had never thought of betraying him, until that night."

"I was unable to fall asleep, waiting anxiously for my husband's return."

"Time passed! 1 hour, 2 hours, 3 hours..."

"Soon anger gave way to worry..."

"...that something had happened."

"The number you called is unavailable or out..."

"Filippo?"

"� voc�?"

"Ainda est� b�bado!"

"I'm not even capable of throwing up!"

"Where did you put our money?"

"I think I lost everything!"

"And who plucked you this time?"

"O surdo!"

"O louro!"

"I said I wasn't going to play with them anymore."

"But I decided to play again, okay?"

"Okay! Okay!"

"And what does everyone have to do with that?"

"And how much did you lose?"

All!

Was all!

All!

All!

All!

"I have nothing left."

"Bet your woman!"

"It's a beautiful woman, your wife!"

"It will only be for one night! She pays the 10 million you owe."

"Your wife is a magnificent woman! And a lucky one!"

"Sim. "

"Perdi inclusive voc�!"

"Your voice is completely drunk!"

"Vem!"

"Come on! Let's sleep."

"Look, Ivana, it's true!"

"I also left the word. And I also perished."

"What the fuck is this? Are you crazy by any chance?"

"I was given a deadline of 10 days."

"They expect you as collateral!"

"Me esperam, n�o?"

"You said you're expecting me, didn't you?"

"You gave it to me as collateral."

"What the fuck do you think you are?"

"Asshole, bastard, ruffian, rogue, fucking traitor!"

"For me, you can wait a lifetime!"

"Go fuck yourself! You and your friends together!"

"They're crazy, Ivana, capable of anything!"

"It was your shit! Get over it! It's your problem, not mine."

"I'm sick of you and your game!"

"I don't know if it was because I loved Filippo so much, or because of..."

"... perverse pleasure of having him totally dependent on me..."

"... but the fact is that 3 days later, I decided to honor the..."

"...my husband's extravagant gambling debt."

"Besides, I confess, they intrigued me..."

"...the blond and the deaf! Why was I worth so much to them?"

"Come, help me!"

"Hand me the dress!"

"I am fine?"

"Acha que gostar�o?"

"Answer! Do you like it? Yes."

"The number you called is unavailable or out..."

"Ivana?"

"Ivana, � voc�?"

"Me ajuda!"

"Help me! Help me!"

"Me ajuda!"

"Lift your legs."

"Cad� as calcinhas?"

"E o suti�?"

"I threw them!"

"Get lost!"

"I'm lost."

"I'm lost."

"Help me please!"

"And your friends..."

"O louro!"

"O surdo!"

"Is it that good?"

"No, the debt is big! And you are wonderful!"

"It's an hour of darkness!"

"Usa o sab�o!"

"That's exactly what I said..."

"...the deaf and the fair one."

"They ate me with the soap!"

"Come on! Come on!"

"Filippo! Amor!"

"When are you going to play again?"

Poor Filippo, he lost at the game and he lost his wife too!

Do you believe it's true? But, I bet he will recover.

You can't! The Maestro does not receive anyone! But I have a meeting!

He ordered to come tonight! What's going on? Go see!

Leave me! Leave me! My God!

Maestro, I have something special for you to see...

.. but he won't let me through!

You can't enter! Get going, man! Outside! Outside!

Let me speak! I brought something really exceptional!

Come on, Gabriel. I want the Maestro to see you!

I want the Maestro to see you.

But what is it? Can't you see?

I'm just seeing a brazen...

...or rather two! But, look at her, Maestro! Look good!

Isn't it love? Show yourself, Gabri! Show yourself to the Maestro!

My greetings! Didn't I tell you? Don't you deserve a test?

But yes! I don't know! Who knows!

At least it deserves the penny test.

Let me see how it moves! Handle!

Like this?

Or like this?

Very good! It has a future! Opinion of those who understand!

Thank you, Master! So is it approved?

�! Could it be! We will see!

Tell me something, you feel more attracted to the happy genre...

...or the dramatic?

Erotic hair, Master!

It is announced! It is announced!

There is surely a bright future "inside" you!

As an actress? Too much! Too much! Of everything!

Leave a photo with my secretary.

Thank you, Maestro! Thanks!

We'll leave a photo on the way out!

Thank you, Maestro! Thanks!

Thank you Miss! Didn't I say that Gabri was exceptional?

Thanks for her too! Here it is. Here it is.

She looks good. I recommend!

"A" file? How did you guess?

What are you going to do tonight?

Not you conto!

I'm going to the movies with my fiancé.

Is he waiting outside?

Clear! Because?

Why won't I let you go before you tell me something about yourself!

What kind of thing?

Something like the others. An adventure, for example!

But, I have nothing to tell! Impossible!

At least nothing real, at best a dream.

Do you think that, nothing? Dreams are part of reality!

Before the true reality!

Then let me go? Clear! Clear!

Soon you go wherever you want!

Right! I dreamed one day that I was with my fiance, in a kind of shoe store.

But if I tell you, will you interpret later?

But yes! How not? You deserve it.

"It was the most fantastic shoe shop I ever thought I'd be in."

"There were no customers."

"Just some mannequins, a black shoeshine boy..."

"...and the masters of the house."

"I'd like to try on some red boots."

"I immediately realized that the boss was you."

"You came at last!"

"I was expecting you!"

"Sim, patr�o!"

But Lucia? What are you doing?

Can't you see? I'm with Tinto Brass!

The director!

by Sensoo Ifb@globo. com