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Hello. Hello.

What's the matter, friend?

That mean old manager just fired us. He wanted us to do ten extra shows for

free. Oh, what a shame.

Now we're out of a job and we haven't got enough money to get back home. We're

stranded. I know exactly how you feel.

When I first came to this country, I was broke.

Perhaps I can help.

Senor Rodriguez is giving a fiesta at Gontana tomorrow.

He'll hire you to do your comedy bullfight act at the Placity Towers

regular bullfights.

Terrific! Great!

Be sure to be there tomorrow at 12 o 'clock.

Boy, Tootsie, you're wonderful!

I could kiss you for this.

Oh, close your eyes and pucker your mouth.

Boy, what a kiss!

Well, boys, I must get ready for my act. Be a good cheer and do a good show.

Thank you very much. What a doll.

Oh, and she got us a job.

Bullring, here we come. Gosh.

Bullring, here we come. Gosh.

Bullring, here we come. Gosh.

Bullring, here we come. Gosh.

Bullring, here we come. Gosh.

Bullring, here we come. Gosh.

Bullring, here we come. Gosh.

Bullring, here we come. Gosh.

Bullring, here we come. Gosh. Bullring, here we come. Gosh. Bullring, here we

come. Gosh.

What's the matter with you? Come on. Let's rehearse all right so we'll be

Get the bag.

Okay.

Get it. A bullring here we come, guys.

Bullring here we come, guys.

Excuse me.

What's the matter? I can't see. I can't see.

Why can't you see?

I got my eyes closed.

It's over there.

Oh, boys, have a snack with me.

Oh, you twisted our arms.

Oh, boy.

Would you join me in a cocktail? There isn't room in there for the both of us.

Oh, be careful of that sauce. It's hotter than fire.

Here's cheers.

You know, babe, I shouldn't go for you.

You don't have to go anywhere for me.

Oh, I don't mean that. I mean, you're the most.

Here's how.

You all right, Joe? Yeah, yeah. Boy, was that hot stuff.

Oh, I'm awfully sorry.

Oh, never mind. I'm all right now. Oh, boy, shrimp.

Darling,

come and kiss me, sweetheart.

I knew you'd change your mind.

What makes me so irresistible to women?

Boy. Oh, get away, boys. You're bothering me. Give me another kiss. How

kiss her in front of my eyes? Well, turn around. I'll kiss you behind your back.

Who's that idiot? That idiot is my husband. I mean... Your husband? Your

husband! Oh, Sid, no. They are my friends. They were in the theater.

I took their suitcase by mistake.

All right. Now get out. If I catch you with my wife again, I will tear you to

pieces. We forgot

our suitcase. Let me have it.

Those fools.

Calm yourself, darling.

I have such a terrible headache.

Go and rest a little while I change.

Lie down here. Gracias, mi lindo.

Ay, mi corazón.

Bien, gracias.

You

stupid

stooge. You had a monkey around.

Why, you... Leave me alone.

You bully.

How do you like that?

We get the wrong suitcase again.

Well, we'll rehearse first and then we'll... The wrong suitcase?

We'll have to go back and get ours. Go ahead.

Not me. I'm not going to have him kill me.

What are you, a man or a mouse?

Squeak, squeak.

Go on.

Wait a minute. If he kills me, I'll come back and haunt you.

Go haunt a house.

How many rooms?

Seven.

With or without bath?

With or...

Finds you in this room, he'll kill you.

Hey, we got the wrong suitcase again. Hey, what did you say, Greta?

Did you call me, Greta?

No, darling, it's all right. But I thought I heard voices.

But it was nobody.

Go to sleep.

Pepe, your nose.

It's grown real long, I think, eh?

Nice, Pepe.

Pepe, what has happened to your hair?

It is bald -headed on the top.

Ladies and gentlemen, as another attraction, we wish to present those

Americanos comedians.

The Three Stooges.

They will do a comedy bullfight.

We hope you like them too many. Thank you.

To the fairest lady in Mexico, I dedicate this bull.

And I do mean bull.

It must be windy.

Double -crosser, you.

Oye.

Let the bull out.

Si, senor.

Gracias.

Okay, fellas, let's go.

Come on.

Hey,

fellas, the act is going over great.

Listen to that audience.

Hey,

you guys even smell like a bull.

Come on now.

Just don't stand.

there, you crazy.

Come on.

Charge me. Charge me.

Look, you guys. What are you guys doing out there when you're supposed to be in

here in the bull skin?

Nice bull.

I was only kidding.

You trying to crab our act, huh?

Furious.

Come on, fight like a man.

I dare you to fight.

I can't.