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Hello?

Boy, it's good to be home.

Oh, my darling sons, how was the trek today?

Sloppy. Sloppy? We ain't had rain in weeks.

Oh, some south slop beer in my hat.

I'll get Joe to get you a new one.

Me too, Ma.

Watch what you're doing. My sandwich was in there.

Hey, get me a drink, son.

Yes, Auntie dear. I had a wonderful day today.

I fixed four rear ends. Two were trucks.

What's for supper? TV dinners. Again?

We ain't even got a TV.

But, Ma, only 2 ,037 more TV dinner coupons and we get a set.

Darling Larry, you're so considerate of your mother.

Why didn't you think of that? I did.

That's why I've been buying so many. Don't change the subject.

Wash your dishes and clean out the hearth.

I'll clean the hearth.

At least my fairy godmother would come along.

I feel like a he -Cinderella.

All you need is a glass slipper instead of a bonehead.

You'll miss me when I'm gone.

Where are you going, Cinderella?

To the ball?

No, I'm going on a camping trip with two weeks vacation with full pay.

Come on, Cousin Larry. You can come on a camping trip with me. And I'll even let

you use my cake.

Hey!

It's your cake, Annie dear, but whose foot is that?

You and your big feet. You wrecked my cake. Don't worry, Annie dear. I got

another one.

Hey, give me that. Wait, that's mine.

Facts and Figures magazine.

Hey, Joe entered that candid camera contest. Give me the facts about it.

Wait till I look over the figures.

What are you, an accountant?

Man.

Photo contest facts.

First prize, $10 ,000.

Can you imagine Joe winning a prize like that?

No.

$10 ,000.

He couldn't win 10 ,000 jelly beans.

Hold still.

Watch the birdie, the birdie. Hey, Larry, listen to this.

Flying saucers are real.

Scientists are convinced that space travelers from other planets have

Earth. But no one has gotten a picture of a flying saucer yet. Boy, that

sure would win first prize.

looking for?

With all that space up there, there might be a spaceship. And we could get

picture with the spaceship.

Come on, you with your spaceship.

Hey, hey, it's blowing up a tornado.

Stop chewing, Squirrel.

Thanks, Squirrel.

Boy, I'm sorry, Squirrel. I have no nuts.

Chewing gum.

Boy, these pictures.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, did I get a picture.

Oh, boy.

Hey, something's found my snapshot.

Hey, look, a flying saucer.

That picture's worth a lot of dough.

Quiet. We don't want to let Joe know anything about this.

Hey, that flying saucer must have landed over there back in the hills.

Well, we'll borrow Joe's camera and take some close shots of it.

Oh, boy.

We're going to be rich. We'll be worth a fortune.

What's the matter with you?

Come on.

Get going.

Lend me your camera.

Sure. Take my picture.

All right. Close your eyes.

Hey, wait.

All set?

Right. Right.

Now, listen, fellas. We'll all go in together.

When we see a school of fish, let them have it. Right. Let's go.

I wonder where that thing landed.

Marsmen, we're being invaded. Run for your life.

Hurry up, Larry.

What's the matter with you guys?

Hi, fellas.

They're such cowards. They thought you were Marsmen.

Marsmen!

it gives me great pleasure to present you with the first prize, $10 ,000.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, Facts and Figures magazine has always had... Hey, come

back, you weasel. Any legitimate... Excuse me.

I'm sorry, folks.

This beats slinging hash, doesn't it, baby?

And how, you doll?

Stick to me, girls, or you'll get a trip to the moon.

One way.

Kiss me, Jackie.

Let's drink another toast to our heroes.

Give me some more champagne.

Okay, baby.

Hey, it's empty.

Oh, don't worry. We're lousy with champagne. Hey, Joe, come here.

What is it, Cousin Moe?

Get some more champagne.

tell anybody you took those photos and I'll break every bone in your head do

that again again you do everything I tell you to

What are you talking about?

Here's an enlargement of your flying saucer. The government checked it. It's

nothing but a dirty paper plate with a gob of potato salad and jelly stains on

it. You swindlers!

That Joe, that double -twisted rat.

Oh, we're innocent. We can explain this.

Joey!

Come in!

What is it, Cousin Moe? Joe, tell these men the honest truth. Who photographed

that flying saucer?

these swindlers out of here.

My cousins and my dear Annie, even if they are mean to me.

Golly, if I could take a picture of a real spaceship, I bet that'd take me

I must be seeing things. That can't be a real spaceship.

Do not be afraid.

This is Elektra from planet Zircon.

We want to make friends with you Earth people.

We are going to land.

Brace for landing.

I must be dreaming.

Ow! Not so hard.

I didn't see anything. It was imagination.

I know.

Hello. Hello.

I'm Tyron. This is Electra. We heard what you said. Yes.

And I just happen to have a very nice picture of a flying saucer. Gee, thanks.

Gee, thanks.

You're really a fairy godmother.

Wow, what mamas.

Say, do you mind if I take a picture of your spaceship?

Certainly. Oh, boy.

Don't ever leave me. We must. The entire Earth is looking for us. But may we

kiss you goodbye.

May you?

May you?

Wow!

happy when i get home and show them what i did oh boy you

bet your life coffee i don't want to let that go to waste

gotta take that in case i get thirsty out of the way to see my cousin and my

aunt can't get that oh boy let us first

sandwich boy

Bears or something. I got to protect myself.

him we spend all night in jail. And we go to jail for keeps unless we get back

the money. And we spent nearly all of it. Cousin Moe, Cousin Larry, there are

real space people, real girls. They kissed me. And I got a picture of a real

spaceship. And you can say that you took it.

You're not only crazy, you're a liar as well.

And we don't want no part of you. Yeah, you got us in enough trouble already.

This is the life.