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Hello?
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Boy, it's good to be home.
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Oh, my darling sons, how was the trek
today?
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Sloppy. Sloppy? We ain't had rain in
weeks.
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Oh, some south slop beer in my hat.
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I'll get Joe to get you a new one.
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Me too, Ma.
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Watch what you're doing. My sandwich was
in there.
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Hey, get me a drink, son.
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Yes, Auntie dear. I had a wonderful day
today.
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I fixed four rear ends. Two were trucks.
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What's for supper? TV dinners. Again?
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We ain't even got a TV.
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But, Ma, only 2 ,037 more TV dinner
coupons and we get a set.
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Darling Larry, you're so considerate of
your mother.
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Why didn't you think of that? I did.
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That's why I've been buying so many.
Don't change the subject.
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Wash your dishes and clean out the
hearth.
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I'll clean the hearth.
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At least my fairy godmother would come
along.
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I feel like a he -Cinderella.
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All you need is a glass slipper instead
of a bonehead.
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You'll miss me when I'm gone.
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Where are you going, Cinderella?
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To the ball?
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No, I'm going on a camping trip with two
weeks vacation with full pay.
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Come on, Cousin Larry. You can come on a
camping trip with me. And I'll even let
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you use my cake.
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Hey!
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It's your cake, Annie dear, but whose
foot is that?
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You and your big feet. You wrecked my
cake. Don't worry, Annie dear. I got
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another one.
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Hey, give me that. Wait, that's mine.
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Facts and Figures magazine.
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Hey, Joe entered that candid camera
contest. Give me the facts about it.
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Wait till I look over the figures.
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What are you, an accountant?
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Man.
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Photo contest facts.
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First prize, $10 ,000.
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Can you imagine Joe winning a prize like
that?
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No.
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$10 ,000.
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He couldn't win 10 ,000 jelly beans.
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Hold still.
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Watch the birdie, the birdie. Hey,
Larry, listen to this.
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Flying saucers are real.
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Scientists are convinced that space
travelers from other planets have
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Earth. But no one has gotten a picture
of a flying saucer yet. Boy, that
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sure would win first prize.
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looking for?
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With all that space up there, there
might be a spaceship. And we could get
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picture with the spaceship.
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Come on, you with your spaceship.
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Hey, hey, it's blowing up a tornado.
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Stop chewing, Squirrel.
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Thanks, Squirrel.
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Boy, I'm sorry, Squirrel. I have no
nuts.
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Chewing gum.
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Boy, these pictures.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, did I get a picture.
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, something's found my snapshot.
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Hey, look, a flying saucer.
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That picture's worth a lot of dough.
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Quiet. We don't want to let Joe know
anything about this.
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Hey, that flying saucer must have landed
over there back in the hills.
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Well, we'll borrow Joe's camera and take
some close shots of it.
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Oh, boy.
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We're going to be rich. We'll be worth a
fortune.
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What's the matter with you?
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Come on.
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Get going.
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Lend me your camera.
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Sure. Take my picture.
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All right. Close your eyes.
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Hey, wait.
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All set?
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Right. Right.
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Now, listen, fellas. We'll all go in
together.
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When we see a school of fish, let them
have it. Right. Let's go.
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I wonder where that thing landed.
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Marsmen, we're being invaded. Run for
your life.
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Hurry up, Larry.
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What's the matter with you guys?
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Hi, fellas.
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They're such cowards. They thought you
were Marsmen.
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Marsmen!
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it gives me great pleasure to present
you with the first prize, $10 ,000.
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Thank you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Facts and Figures
magazine has always had... Hey, come
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back, you weasel. Any legitimate...
Excuse me.
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I'm sorry, folks.
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This beats slinging hash, doesn't it,
baby?
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And how, you doll?
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Stick to me, girls, or you'll get a trip
to the moon.
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One way.
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Kiss me, Jackie.
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Let's drink another toast to our heroes.
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Give me some more champagne.
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Okay, baby.
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Hey, it's empty.
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Oh, don't worry. We're lousy with
champagne. Hey, Joe, come here.
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What is it, Cousin Moe?
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Get some more champagne.
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tell anybody you took those photos and
I'll break every bone in your head do
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that again again you do everything I
tell you to
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What are you talking about?
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Here's an enlargement of your flying
saucer. The government checked it. It's
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nothing but a dirty paper plate with a
gob of potato salad and jelly stains on
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it. You swindlers!
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That Joe, that double -twisted rat.
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Oh, we're innocent. We can explain this.
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Joey!
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Come in!
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What is it, Cousin Moe? Joe, tell these
men the honest truth. Who photographed
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that flying saucer?
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these swindlers out of here.
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My cousins and my dear Annie, even if
they are mean to me.
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Golly, if I could take a picture of a
real spaceship, I bet that'd take me
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I must be seeing things. That can't be a
real spaceship.
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Do not be afraid.
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This is Elektra from planet Zircon.
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We want to make friends with you Earth
people.
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We are going to land.
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Brace for landing.
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I must be dreaming.
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Ow! Not so hard.
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I didn't see anything. It was
imagination.
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I know.
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Hello. Hello.
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I'm Tyron. This is Electra. We heard
what you said. Yes.
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And I just happen to have a very nice
picture of a flying saucer. Gee, thanks.
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Gee, thanks.
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You're really a fairy godmother.
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Wow, what mamas.
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Say, do you mind if I take a picture of
your spaceship?
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Certainly. Oh, boy.
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Don't ever leave me. We must. The entire
Earth is looking for us. But may we
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kiss you goodbye.
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May you?
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May you?
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Wow!
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happy when i get home and show them what
i did oh boy you
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bet your life coffee i don't want to let
that go to waste
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gotta take that in case i get thirsty
out of the way to see my cousin and my
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aunt can't get that oh boy let us first
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sandwich boy
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Bears or something. I got to protect
myself.
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him we spend all night in jail. And we
go to jail for keeps unless we get back
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the money. And we spent nearly all of
it. Cousin Moe, Cousin Larry, there are
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real space people, real girls. They
kissed me. And I got a picture of a real
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spaceship. And you can say that you took
it.
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You're not only crazy, you're a liar as
well.
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And we don't want no part of you. Yeah,
you got us in enough trouble already.
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This is the life.
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