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Hello.

hearts are made of it let's take a chant why be afraid of

Let's call in love. Why shouldn't we call in love?

Our hearts are made of it. Let's take a chance.

Why be afraid of it?

Let's close our eyes and make our own paradise.

Little we know of it, still we can cry.

Now is the time for Edward.

My cigars.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Skip it, honey. You were terrific.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, Larry, it's so good to see you.

Yeah, and you're a big success in the nightclub. I read your press notices.

Exactly why I came back.

To get you and your sister to join my act. I can get us some terrific bookings

in New York.

Well, sorry, Larry, but we're going to stay right here on the farm.

Oh, sis, you can't do that.

Certainly not. With that suckle voice and that pretty face, you... Oh, Larry,

the... Still think I'm pretty?

I think you're prettier than a spotted heifer.

That's the sweetest thing you ever said to me.

But nevertheless, we're going to stay right here on the farm.

Think of the money you'll make.

Think of New York. The theater.

The lights.

The food.

Steaks that thick.

Great big gorgeous lobsters.

Chicken cacciatore.

Spaghetti chattuzini.

And strawberry shortcake with strawberries... Hold it! And whipped

Stop! I couldn't eat another bite.

Then it's a deal. You've convinced me. When do we eat?

I mean, when do we leave?

Right now. Get packed. Okay.

Oh, wait a minute. You know I've always been afraid to sing in front of people.

I freeze up. I get paralyzed.

Oh, a stage fright can be cured. I know just the guy that can do it. Get packed.

Okay.

And this is the young lady I was telling you about, doctor. Pleased to meet you,

young lady. Please sit down. Yes, sir. Gentlemen, take a chair.

Gee, thank you.

Here, here, here.

Please don't take them home, Indian giver.

Also, your name, please.

Tiny Landers. Good.

Where you was born?

In bed.

No, no. I mean, what state?

Oh, Kansas.

And what part?

All of me.

It's a good thing it's a big state.

When you was a little girl, you ever did something naughty?

Well, once I drank a bottle of ink.

Incredible. Uh -uh, indelible.

So far, I understand.

Nothing.

Maybe you got there a physical block.

I see.

Oh, my.

There you got those beautiful blue eyes.

They just came with her head.

Please, my time is liniment.

I mean limited.

Now, please, open your mouth and push your tongue inside out.

Good.

It's a good thing you don't use binoculars.

No jokes.

Please, open your mouth.

I don't want to walk in. I just want to look.

Aha!

Nothing. I just thought of something funny.

Please, go, go.

Oh, go.

Ow, ow, ow.

Please, you come with me.

Also.

This way, over here.

Now, please lie down.

Lie down?

But I'm not sleepy.

Please, lie down.

Yes.

I give you some words, and you tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.

Also, I say Los Angeles.

You say... Smog.

Smog. Good.

Now I say giraffe.

Great net.

Nine. Ten. Eleven.

Now you've got me doing that.

Now, please, pay attention.

The next word.

Rock.

Roll.

Rock and roll. You know something? I sing and dance rock and roll, but I am a

much better dancer than I am a singer.

Really? I show you.

Very interesting.

Thank you, Jane. Come and tell me all about it. Yes.

Please lie down.

Oh, certainly.

Now, tell me, sir, why didn't you study music and dancing?

Well, you see, first I have to study medicine on physics.

That's a slow, sir. Anybody?

I am the doctor, is it?

I am a dumb cop.

Please, use it.

Now use it.

As I understand, your trouble is you cannot sing in front of people, yeah?

That's right, doctor.

Then you are an acrophobe.

Say what's your language?

I believe we better probe into your past.

Now just relax and sleep.

Sleep and relax?

Relax and sleep.

Just sleep.

Sleep and relax.

Just sleep.

Just sleep.

Ah! No, you don't. You're not going to jab me with that thing. It is nothing.

Just a little sodium pententate truth serum.

I don't care what it is. No needles.

I'm getting out. Wait, wait.

Don't get your brains in an uproar.

Sure, there's nothing to it. I'll let him inject me first.

Did you say something?

Just a minute. He's fainted.

Just a minute. I give him artificial respiration.

Artificial? For what you charge, you give him the real thing.

Gobert, you make me nervous.

Don't get excited, doctor. Who's getting excited?

Mother. Oh, it's you.

Gobert, you loafer. Not so loud.

Spike.

Don't pick on him. Give it to him, Larry.

He gave it to you.

All right.

Now, please, young lady, no more nonsense.

And no more needles, and that's...

You are now a little girl.

Tiny is six years old.

What do you want to be when you were six?

Seven.

Tiny is four years old.

And what do you want to be when you was four?

Seven.

You are in a rut.

You see, you will sing for everybody.

People love to hear you sing.

People love to hear me sing.

I'll sing for everybody.

I'll sing.

Ah, she is cured.

A success.

This is gross -hearted.

Yes, I love the... Oh, get me a doctor.

Over here, I think she's blind. Here.

The heat is on.

The heat is on You better not get near my lips tonight Got a kiss that's like a

flame If you touch my lips you might ignite And you would have yourself to

The heat is on The heat is on I want to know if men are men

or mice Don't want to wither on the bow I might have formerly been cold as ice

But I'm a forest fire

Tonight, gonna see the building bounce. The ladies on the prowl tonight, and it

behooves me to watch.

The...

And you must never again be afraid. In the whole world, there is nothing to be

afraid. Absolutely nothing.