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Hello.
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Hey, fellas, help me get the stuff out
of this trunk. I need it for... Oh, come
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on, Joe.
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Snap out of it. I just can't get her out
of my mind.
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Today would have been another
anniversary.
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My darling Fifi.
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Oh, that was years ago. Come on, give us
a hand. Oh, I guess you're right.
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Yeah, fellas, we don't need these old
uniforms.
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Not this one.
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I wore this when I met my Fifi.
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What memories?
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Wait a minute, Joe.
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You're not the only one that has
memories.
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I have memories, too.
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I was stationed in Italy eating hot dogs
and waiting to be mustered out.
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Well, one day I felt like eating
spaghetti and meatballs, so I went to my
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favorite restaurant.
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They had a waitress there, Leilani
Bajigalupi.
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I called her Maria for short.
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Delicious. Have a bite?
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What a
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sweetheart. I should have married that
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girl. Why didn't you? She didn't ask me.
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Hey, talk about memories.
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I can see it as if it was happening
today.
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I was on two weeks' leave, and I wanted
to find myself a private room.
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Someone told me about one on the
Wienerschnitzelstrasse.
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Ah,
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what's going on?
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Oh, I'm sorry. You got a room for rent?
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Room for rent? Yes, yes, yes. Come in,
sir.
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Come in.
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I will get the mail and then I'll be
right back. Okay, baby.
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Nice.
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you were scrubbing the floor. That's
more dangerous than a foxhole.
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Oh, I'm so glad to say I'm sorry.
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Well, I'm not sorry, baby. You know, I
really fell for you.
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Ah, what a beautiful ring this is.
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Do you like it? Yeah. That's the real
McCoy.
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Sixteen carats. I'll take it off so I
can show it to you.
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I'll get it, sister.
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Give us a hand, will you?
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What happened? See? The ring? It is
here.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Yeah.
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felt for Katrina like a load of
wienerwurst.
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You guys were having fun, but with me it
was serious.
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I was on leave in Paris.
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That's where I met my Fifi.
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She used to show me the Paris sites.
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Well, we used to meet every day at a
little French cafe on the Rue du
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Well, one day... Two orders of
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Vichyssoise, two orders of frog legs,
and two glasses of Bordeaux wine.
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Two orders of everything for one man?
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Oh, you see, I'm expecting... Eh?
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Oh, Mr.
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G .I. Joe, you eat too much.
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Joe?
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Fifi, darling.
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I've been waiting for you.
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I ordered already.
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Do you look wonderful?
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Fifi, how would you like to come with me
to America?
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America? Well, I do not know.
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Tell me more.
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I come from Brooklyn, where them bombs
are.
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Bombs? Bombs? They explode.
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I'll say they explode. They fall apart.
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To us.
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Fifi, my Fifi.
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I didn't do nothing. Oh,
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it's a pooch. Go away, pooch. Go away.
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Well, don't make another mistake. Fifi,
marry me.
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We say W -O -L, eh? I wrote the admiral
for a ten -day extension.
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Ten days?
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I'll see that you get ten years. Don't
try and make up.
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I'll have you demoted to an M .P.
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Oh, he is an M .P. All right, come on.
No, Joe.
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Joe.
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Not so hard.
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Goodbye, P .C. Joe.
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Joe.
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I left my heart with her on the root of
the pew.
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Well, I was shipped out to sea for a
year. And when I came back... I couldn't
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find my Fifi.
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Someone said they thought she went to
America.
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You know, I'd give my right eye for just
one glimpse of her. Oh, come on, Joe.
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That's life.
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Come on, fellas. Let's rehearse the new
act. Oh, yeah. I start over here.
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To be or not to be.
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Hey, Larry.
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What's the idea of rehearsing with gum
in your mouth? Throw the gum away.
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I'm sorry, Joe.
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All right, all right. Pick it up from
the sound effects. Okay.
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All right already, all right, come in.
I'm in. Can I speak to the lady of the
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house? Please, excuse me, gentlemen.
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I've lucked out and I... That sounds
like Fifi's voice.
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Pinch me, see if I'm dreaming.
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Ow, not so hard.
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Fifi! Oh, these shoes.
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My sweetheart, darling.
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Oh, no, Joe. I'm married.
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A long time.
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I was afraid you would never come back.
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My Fifi married?
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Only this morning, my husband and I, we
moved in across the hall from you. I
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can't take it.
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I'll never let you go. I'll never let
you go.
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Hey, Larry, make some cocktails. We're
going to...
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laugh too. Sure, don't get excited.
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I'm all right. I'm all right.
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Pepe, the landlady must be out. There's
no answer.
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Joe!
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Joe, bring me a towel.
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Okay, Mo.
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Oh, Moe, what did you do here? Clean
yourself out.
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There,
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that's got it. Hey, Joe, come here.
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Oh, all right, all right. I just have
four hands. Help him.
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What do you want?
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Get me some cocktail glasses, will you?
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Cocktail glasses? Oh, boy.
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Green of the... Moe,
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you're all stuck up.
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I'll stuck you up.
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Sorry, Moe.
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What happened?
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With you, a cocktail shaker's a weapon.
Let me have it.
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Let me have it.
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Oh, my Fifi.
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You stooped.
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He made me do it. You're a snitch.
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Oh, my dress.
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I'm going to explain it to my husband.
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Well, go take your dress off. There's a
pair of pajamas in the bedroom. You put
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them on and we'll dry your dress.
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Thank you too much.
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Hey, go heat an iron. Yeah, hey, go heat
an iron. Shut up.
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Not so loud.
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Now, go heat an iron.
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Don't press me.
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I told him that's good for him, so
that's bad for me.
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Now, behave yourself. Don't you strike
me.
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I was a cocktail out, but I... Oh, I'll
have Larry press that in a hurry.
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Oh, my dear, I must get back to my
apartment before my husband gets home.
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wild man, and he's mean to me. Why, that
skunk. Come on, step on it. It was your
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fault in the first place.
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Wait a minute. Don't talk to me that
way. I'm superstitious.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah? Well, let me tell you
something.
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I smell something awful.
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Well, don't brag.
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I'll go get it. Hurry up, Joe. Get it.
Oh, I'm so worried. Well, don't worry.
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He's going to get the key.
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It won't be minutes, will it? We'll have
it back in there.
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Baby, open the door. It's me.
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What did I do?
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Hey, quick. In the trunk.
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Hurry up. Baby, open the door.
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Fellas, can I use you for a minute? The
line's busy. Come on. Take a second.
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Yesterday only Abel said. What?
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Yesterday only Abel said.
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answer. She's not home.
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Oh, uh, thanks for the use of the phone,
fellas. That's okay.
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Hey!
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Pardon me, but your shirt tail is
hanging out.
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Oh, careless of me.
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Hey, that's a funny shirt you're
wearing.
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White in front and flowered in back.
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Well, it's a new style.
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Yeah. Ivy League.
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Ivy League. Oh.
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Fellas, I got it. I got it.
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Where's Fifi? Shh.
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Fifi? Fifi?
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That's our dog.
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Don't you call her a dog.
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Well, she's a Fifi. I mean, she's
French. A French poodle.
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Australian, German, Swiss. On the other
side. And they don't grow very large.
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Just like a little mouse. Teeny like
that. Squeak, squeak, squeak. She can
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anywhere. That's Fifi's husband.
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Oh, her husband.
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Oh, her husband.
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Here, Fifi. Fifi!
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Oh, Fifi!
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Oh, Fifi!
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No!
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Hey, fellas, I just remembered.
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Fifi went to see a dog about a man.
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Oh.
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You know, it's a funny thing. My wife's
name is Fifi.
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Your wife's name... What a coincidence.
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His wife's name's Fifi. What a
coincidence.
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Fifi! He has the same name as Fifi.
Well, I guess I'll be running along.
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Oh, that wife of mine isn't home.
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I just moved in across the hall today.
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And that stupid wife of mine went away
and...
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Well, why don't you sort of... Hey, why
don't you see the landlady about another
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key? Hey, I got a headache.
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Now, why didn't I think of that?
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Good idea. Thanks.
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Well, bye.
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So long. Get together.
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Break a leg.
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Quick. We better
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get Fifi back to her apartment before
her husband gets back.
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Get the trunk.
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Okay.
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I'll open up the door. Hey,
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fellas,
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can I see you a minute, please?
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Okay. It's okay. Let him in.
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Oh, the landlord's gone. I was thinking
maybe your key would open my apartment.
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Oh, no, that's impossible.
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Our key was made out of a little piece
of steel.
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When I get my hands on that wife of
mine, I'll break her neck. I wish I'd
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married her. Me, too.
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I mean, why don't you get a divorce?
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I intend to.
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I've got my next wife all picked out.
I'm a little sick of this one. Oh,
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ma 'am. Oh, you sly dogs.
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Why didn't you tell me you had a...
Lady!
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