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Hello.
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The rocket ship from Earth has succeeded
in reaching us.
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Earthmen are now disembarking. Captain
Simmis is bringing them here.
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I knew that someday these scientists
would go too far. The fools.
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They should never have come here.
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So these are Earthmen?
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How do you do?
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Yes, sir. That's us. Earthmen.
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Greetings, sir. My name is Professor
Jones, and these are my three aides.
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Salutations.
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I am the Grand Zilch of Zunev, and this
is my chief aide, the High Mucky Muck.
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How do you do?
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Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered.
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And don't forget to see Pal Joey, folks.
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Hey, fellas, it's not cold up here.
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Oh, certainly not. We manufacture our
own weather.
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What do you know?
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How about that?
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our buildings are air -conditioned and
have every modern convenience.
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We are way ahead of you earth people.
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We suspect that such possibilities.
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We seek more knowledge of you and your
friendship.
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Yeah, we'd like to know what's cooking.
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Such as dames.
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You don't happen to have any spare
telephone numbers, do you?
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Indeed.
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Introduce these gentlemen to some of our
ladies while I talk with the professor.
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This way, gentlemen.
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We are most anxious to learn the secrets
of your being, how you exist, and... We
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exist through power.
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Atomic electricity flows through our
veins instead of blood like yours.
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We create life this way, eternal life.
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Come, I will show you.
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With these supersonic and electronic
devices, I shall bring this prehistoric
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to life, or vice versa. Watch.
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Relax, I have perfect control.
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Hold.
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We have a million more zombies just like
him. An army of those monsters could
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destroy the Earth.
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Precisely what we are planning.
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The ladies are in the far room. They've
been informed you are coming and...
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Look!
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Diamonds, emeralds, rubies.
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Hey, that's solid gold.
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Oh, yes, we have molten rivers of it in
the mountains.
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As for me, I'd like to see the ladies.
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This way, sir.
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you take any diamonds, rubies or
emeralds?
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Oh, that's good, because we protect them
by coating them with a deadly poison.
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
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I'm Moe, you're for me. Hiya, toots. So
you are an Earthman. Yes, ma 'am. What a
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terrible specimen.
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I thank you. Hey, wait a minute. Come on
over and give me a kiss. You'll soon
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change your mind.
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Wow.
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Boy, I've heard of hot lips, but you're
a sizzle. We are charged with high
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voltage.
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Boy, a two -cylinder dynamo.
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Hold my sash.
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It will immunize you.
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Oh, yeah?
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It did.
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Hi, you beautiful.
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Hello.
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I brought a gift for you. Our favorite
theater nuisance, popcorn, unpopped.
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Do I get a kiss?
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Mm -hmm.
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Wow.
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I have a gift for you, too.
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A frozen spring chicken, ready to cook.
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How about a hug, beautiful?
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You're a fat one. I don't think I can
get my arms around you. I can get my
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around you.
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Oh,
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it's burnt.
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Dinner is ready. You ladies may join us.
Oh, boy, dinner.
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Professor Jones, now that you know our
secret, we shall turn you and your men
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into zombies.
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Boy, am I starved. Help yourself.
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Clams, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
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Hey,
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there's nothing in them. We find them
delicious.
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What is that? That's not water.
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That's battery acid.
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We drink it to recharge our batteries.
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We do not drink water. It would short
our circuit. We'd blow up.
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Go on and eat.
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No thanks, I'm full. Just before we came
up here, I had some nuts and bolts
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under glass.
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Say, could I have a nice salami sandwich
smothered in sour cream with cherry
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jelly, pickle in the middle and a
mustard on top?
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You fools.
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This was your last meal.
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You will never leave here alive.
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Go on and call the guards.
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This will short a second.
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Oh, there.
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There's a lot of them. Light them all.
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We need more light.
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Hey, Joe, there's something weird about
these things. Yeah, I noticed. I turn on
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buttons and then anything...
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guys. You seeing things?
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You guys must be dreaming. I haven't
seen anything. Good evening.
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You must be devout cowards.
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Looks like we got a fight on our hands.
Let's give it to him.
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Hey, that guy don't even want to fight.
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Maybe he's got the professor in that
room. Let's get him. Yeah.
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Door's locked. I think I'll try my keys.
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What are you guys panting about? I'm
doing all the work.
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Stop snorting down my neck, Larry.
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Joe, you better take a little
bicarbonate of soda.
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These keys won't work on this door.
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Maybe the professor's in that room. Come
on.
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We'll find him.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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We can't go in that room. The goon is in
there.
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General motorcycle, 17 and a half. And a
can of pound of steel, 25 and a
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quarter. Simmers Incorporated, 17.
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Go on, untie him.
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Take it easy. This was awful.
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Take it easy, Professor.
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There we are. Oh, dear.
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I'm sorry I came. That's all right.
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Let's go.
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We must destroy this device so they can
never use it again. Help me.
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Here. Okay, boys.
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This is our golden opportunity.
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Now, don't go away.
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Oh, Moe, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, think nothing of it, stout fellow.
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Skinny rat.
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Let's get out of here.
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Hurry. Let's get out of here. Come on.
Hurry. Come on. Let's go.
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Let's go before they take after us.
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So we jumped into our spaceship and
zoomed back to Earth.
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And that's the end of the bedtime story.
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Now go to sleep.
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Yeah. Now we're going out to dinner. And
the babysitter will be here any minute.
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