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Hello.

Marry, dear.

My Mary.

Sally, dear.

I love you.

Oh, Mabel, baby.

I'm nuts about you.

Your beautiful face.

And that cute little button nose.

And your smooth, smooth skin.

Oh, smooth.

Smooth.

Uh -oh. Your eyebrows need fucking... I'll do it, baby.

Chesby, Mabel, you send me. I'll send you.

to me. You woke me up. You were tickling my foot. Oh, I'm sorry.

Good morning, fellas.

Good morning.

I'd like to call him. What's the matter? What's the matter, Joe?

Today is the day I get engaged to my Mary.

February 7th. And I get engaged to Sally.

And I get engaged to Mabel today.

What a coincidence.

Hey, speaking of coincidence, I'm starved. Do you think you could cook

breakfast? I don't think. I know.

I don't think you know either.

Now, let me see.

For fluffy, feather -like pancakes, two cups of Flipper's Fluffy Flapjack Mix.

One cup.

Two cups.

Add two eggs.

And one can of condensed milk.

That can't be right.

Any paper?

Hey, Mo, give me a hand.

Okay, Goldilocks.

Here we are.

Hey, what is this, Phi Sigma Delta?

No, they're flippers, Fluffy, for blunger to flapjacks.

Oh, a new sorority. Wait, the rest are for me.

Okay, okay.

Excuse me, fellas, I've got to make a phone call to my Mabel.

Oh, my beautiful Mabel.

Have some syrup, Joe.

Thanks. You should see my Mary's eyes.

My Sally's, too.

They're like two headlights on a dark night.

My Sally's, too.

And tea's like pearls.

Oh, my Sally's cheeks.

Those lips.

Those nose.

Oh, she is simply divine.

What figure?

Oh, my.

All for me.

Yeah, I'll be right over. You sure you love me, cutie pie?

Of course I do, darling.

She loves me. She loves me. She loves me.

But she loves me.

Oh, my Sally, my Sally.

Hey, fellas, after we get engaged today, why don't we all come back here and

have a little celebration?

After all, we never met each other's finances.

That's a good idea.

Yeah, but we can't let our girls see that torn Davenport.

Well, don't worry about it. I've got new material to recover it. Hey, let's

finish eating and we'll go to work. That's a good idea.

I want this one here.

Here's one that I...

girl proposed to me the minute she met me. Yeah, mine did too.

You know, that's a coincidental. My future wife did the same with me.

There we are.

The scissors slipped.

You stupid idiot. Wait a minute, I can explain it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, my nose.

My poor, poor...

I was a little bit excited.

Hey,

imbecile. What?

You get the tack hammer and the tacks. You help me stretch this material.

Come on.

Be careful. All right.

I buy a two -pants suit, and this guy ruins the coat.

Gosh.

Right here.

Just a minute. I want to do this right. I don't want to miss.

That's very encouraging.

Ready? Now, right there.

That's a cinch.

Ouch!

I'm sorry, Mo. I never could see out of these bicycle focals.

Damn hey, that. Get over there and take the other end of that thing, you

imbecile, or I'll brain you. No!

that material.

Okay. Where do I get a tack?

Here, pound it in.

Wait a minute. Where do I get my finger out of the way? Okay.

Nothing

to

worry about. No blood.

If I had a machine gun, I'd blow you to ribbons. A machine gun? I got a

brilliant idea. I'll be right back.

You, sponge head.

I didn't realize I was holding the gun. Shut up!

There we are. No, don't do that.

You'll break the gun.

I got a hard hand.

Now you watch your P's and Q's, see?

Okay, L -M -F -F -P -Q.

Hey, fellas, look.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's the idea of the rifle?

That's a continuous shooting automatic.

I figured if a rivet gun can shoot rivets, this can shoot tacks.

Oh, this is a smart imbecile.

All right, fetch the material.

Okay, Jim. There we go.

What do you know?

Look at there.

How's that?

Great. Real ham stitching.

Come on, hurry up and finish. I've got to get over to my girl's house. Me too.

Me too.

That's great.

Like a professional.

Come on, you old boy.

Larry, let me try. Now, wait a minute. This is my idea. Come on, let me try.

I want to do it. Don't be a stingy.

Where's the tack?

Let me. No, no, you can't.

Take it easy. You're tearing my heart out.

Take it easy.

Take it

easy, Mo.

How do you feel?

Like a Swiss cheese.

You and your inventions.

I'll take it myself.

It's all your fault.

jokes at a time like this. I got an idea. Put him on the couch on his back.

Okay, Doc.

I'll get you, Moe. Everything will be all right.

Just take it easy, Moe. Okay.

Open your mouth, Moe.

Cough, Moe.

Cough sideways.

Move that tonsil to the right. Cough sideways.

No, no. Move your right tonsil.

Here we go.

How's that?

Hey.

These tacks will never attack you again, Moe. But I will. Wait a minute. No,

you... Get out of here.

Hey. Have an apple.

Thank you.

Make the cake.

Thank you. And I got something for my little cutie pie, too.

Oh.

Close

your

eyes.

Open your eyes.

There.

Now how about a little kiss?

It's Mama.

I want to break the news to her gently about us. Would you mind waiting in the

left bedroom?

The left bedroom, yes.

Darling, come in.

I knew you were coming, so I baked a cake.

Oh, fancy that.

You're a honey bunny.

Oh, this. I have bells on my fingers and...

rings on my toe.

How about a kiss?

It's Mama. I want to break the news to her gently about us. Would you mind

waiting in the right bedroom?

The right bedroom? Yes.

I knew you were coming, so I baked a cake.

Oh, how sweet, my darling.

You should not have done it. Come on, let's sit down here.

You know, I didn't forget you either.

Now you can have me with you for always.

Oh, Joe.

What are you doing in my girl's house? Your girl? She's my girl. We'll see

that. Come on. Yeah, all right. I'm with you. Don't worry.

Ah -ha!

What are you doing in my girl's house?

Your girl's house? You mean my girl's house. You're both crazy. She's my girl.

frightened, honey. Look what I got for you, a hundred dollar bill.

Oh, money.

Oh, pardon me, it dropped.

You Jezebel, you, you, you cheater.