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Hello.
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Marry, dear.
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My Mary.
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Sally, dear.
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I love you.
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Oh, Mabel, baby.
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I'm nuts about you.
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Your beautiful face.
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And that cute little button nose.
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And your smooth, smooth skin.
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Oh, smooth.
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Smooth.
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Uh -oh. Your eyebrows need fucking...
I'll do it, baby.
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Chesby, Mabel, you send me. I'll send
you.
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to me. You woke me up. You were tickling
my foot. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Good morning, fellas.
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Good morning.
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I'd like to call him. What's the matter?
What's the matter, Joe?
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Today is the day I get engaged to my
Mary.
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February 7th. And I get engaged to
Sally.
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And I get engaged to Mabel today.
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What a coincidence.
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Hey, speaking of coincidence, I'm
starved. Do you think you could cook
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breakfast? I don't think. I know.
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I don't think you know either.
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Now, let me see.
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For fluffy, feather -like pancakes, two
cups of Flipper's Fluffy Flapjack Mix.
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One cup.
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Two cups.
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Add two eggs.
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And one can of condensed milk.
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That can't be right.
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Any paper?
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Hey, Mo, give me a hand.
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Okay, Goldilocks.
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Here we are.
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Hey, what is this, Phi Sigma Delta?
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No, they're flippers, Fluffy, for
blunger to flapjacks.
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Oh, a new sorority. Wait, the rest are
for me.
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Okay, okay.
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Excuse me, fellas, I've got to make a
phone call to my Mabel.
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Oh, my beautiful Mabel.
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Have some syrup, Joe.
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Thanks. You should see my Mary's eyes.
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My Sally's, too.
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They're like two headlights on a dark
night.
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My Sally's, too.
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And tea's like pearls.
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Oh, my Sally's cheeks.
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Those lips.
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Those nose.
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Oh, she is simply divine.
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What figure?
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Oh, my.
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All for me.
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Yeah, I'll be right over. You sure you
love me, cutie pie?
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Of course I do, darling.
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She loves me. She loves me. She loves
me.
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But she loves me.
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Oh, my Sally, my Sally.
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Hey, fellas, after we get engaged today,
why don't we all come back here and
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have a little celebration?
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After all, we never met each other's
finances.
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That's a good idea.
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Yeah, but we can't let our girls see
that torn Davenport.
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Well, don't worry about it. I've got new
material to recover it. Hey, let's
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finish eating and we'll go to work.
That's a good idea.
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I want this one here.
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Here's one that I...
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girl proposed to me the minute she met
me. Yeah, mine did too.
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You know, that's a coincidental. My
future wife did the same with me.
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There we are.
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The scissors slipped.
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You stupid idiot. Wait a minute, I can
explain it.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, my nose.
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My poor, poor...
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I was a little bit excited.
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Hey,
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imbecile. What?
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You get the tack hammer and the tacks.
You help me stretch this material.
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Come on.
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Be careful. All right.
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I buy a two -pants suit, and this guy
ruins the coat.
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Gosh.
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Right here.
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Just a minute. I want to do this right.
I don't want to miss.
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That's very encouraging.
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Ready? Now, right there.
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That's a cinch.
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Ouch!
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I'm sorry, Mo. I never could see out of
these bicycle focals.
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Damn hey, that. Get over there and take
the other end of that thing, you
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imbecile, or I'll brain you. No!
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that material.
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Okay. Where do I get a tack?
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Here, pound it in.
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Wait a minute. Where do I get my finger
out of the way? Okay.
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Nothing
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to
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worry about. No blood.
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If I had a machine gun, I'd blow you to
ribbons. A machine gun? I got a
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brilliant idea. I'll be right back.
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You, sponge head.
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I didn't realize I was holding the gun.
Shut up!
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There we are. No, don't do that.
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You'll break the gun.
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I got a hard hand.
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Now you watch your P's and Q's, see?
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Okay, L -M -F -F -P -Q.
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Hey, fellas, look.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's the
idea of the rifle?
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That's a continuous shooting automatic.
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I figured if a rivet gun can shoot
rivets, this can shoot tacks.
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Oh, this is a smart imbecile.
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All right, fetch the material.
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Okay, Jim. There we go.
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What do you know?
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Look at there.
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How's that?
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Great. Real ham stitching.
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Come on, hurry up and finish. I've got
to get over to my girl's house. Me too.
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Me too.
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That's great.
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Like a professional.
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Come on, you old boy.
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Larry, let me try. Now, wait a minute.
This is my idea. Come on, let me try.
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I want to do it. Don't be a stingy.
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Where's the tack?
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Let me. No, no, you can't.
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Take it easy. You're tearing my heart
out.
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Take it easy.
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Take it
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easy, Mo.
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How do you feel?
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Like a Swiss cheese.
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You and your inventions.
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I'll take it myself.
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It's all your fault.
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jokes at a time like this. I got an
idea. Put him on the couch on his back.
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Okay, Doc.
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I'll get you, Moe. Everything will be
all right.
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Just take it easy, Moe. Okay.
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Open your mouth, Moe.
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Cough, Moe.
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Cough sideways.
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Move that tonsil to the right. Cough
sideways.
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No, no. Move your right tonsil.
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Here we go.
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How's that?
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Hey.
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These tacks will never attack you again,
Moe. But I will. Wait a minute. No,
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you... Get out of here.
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Hey. Have an apple.
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Thank you.
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Make the cake.
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Thank you. And I got something for my
little cutie pie, too.
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Oh.
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Close
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your
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eyes.
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Open your eyes.
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There.
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Now how about a little kiss?
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It's Mama.
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I want to break the news to her gently
about us. Would you mind waiting in the
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left bedroom?
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The left bedroom, yes.
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Darling, come in.
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I knew you were coming, so I baked a
cake.
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Oh, fancy that.
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You're a honey bunny.
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Oh, this. I have bells on my fingers
and...
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rings on my toe.
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How about a kiss?
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It's Mama. I want to break the news to
her gently about us. Would you mind
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waiting in the right bedroom?
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The right bedroom? Yes.
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I knew you were coming, so I baked a
cake.
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Oh, how sweet, my darling.
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You should not have done it. Come on,
let's sit down here.
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You know, I didn't forget you either.
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Now you can have me with you for always.
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Oh, Joe.
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What are you doing in my girl's house?
Your girl? She's my girl. We'll see
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that. Come on. Yeah, all right. I'm with
you. Don't worry.
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Ah -ha!
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What are you doing in my girl's house?
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Your girl's house? You mean my girl's
house. You're both crazy. She's my girl.
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frightened, honey. Look what I got for
you, a hundred dollar bill.
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Oh, money.
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Oh, pardon me, it dropped.
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You Jezebel, you, you, you cheater.
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