All language subtitles for the_three_stooges_1957_-_s24e05_-_guns_a_poppin

Hello? Hello?

Mr.

Moe, you're accused of assaulting your
two roommates with intent to commit

mayhem. You mean murder!

And they also try to kill us, too.

Yeah. You ought to hold them on a habeas
corpuscle.

Hey, that's telling them, kid.

Quiet!

This complaint states that you attack
the plaintiffs with this.

States Exhibit A.

You admit this is your property, do you
not?

Well, Your Honor, do you mind if I look
at it? You see, I have my name carved

somewhere on the... A born killer, eh?
Sit down.

But, Your Honor, if you let me tell my
side of the story... You mean you have

something to say in extenuation?

Oh, not that. No, no, not that, Your
Honor. You see, I had a good reason.

you ever indicted?

Not since I was a baby, Your Honor.

But I'm a sick man.

A very sick man.

And I've had two very serious
operations.

And this one here for crushed
grapeseeds.

Yeah, right here.

Oh, I have one exactly like that. You
have?

Let me show it to you.

Look, see here?

Oh, that's a bum job. That's like
hemstitching with a pico -edge. I know.

Sit down. We'll continue with the
testimony.

As I said before, Your Honor, you see,
Your Honor, I'm a very sick man.

Firstly, my creditors closed up my
business.

Secondly, I have to pay $10 ,000 or
they'll put me in bankruptcy.

And because of that, I had a nervous
breakdown.

So only a few days ago, I was terribly
sick, and my doctor said I must have

quiet, absolute quiet.

stomping around scat oh my nerves oh i

must have 106 and seven eights

Hey, Joe, did you see my slide?

No.

Maybe it flew in the air. Let's look.

Hey, Mo, did you see a trombone slide?

No, but I see a dream walking.

What a sore head. Yeah.

What did you expect?

My creditors put me out of business,
then I have a nervous breakdown, and all

you guys do is make it worse. You know,
my doctor said I must have quiet.

Moe, what you really need is the quiet
of the country. Yeah, Joe's right. Just

picture the beautiful country, the
babbling brook, the murmuring of the

through the trees, the mooses and the
meeses, and the fresh air.

Moe, it'll make a new man out of you.

Sounds pretty good.

Sure, can't you just see it? Hunting and
fishing, and at night the open

campfire, and far away in the distance
you hear the call of the wolf.

That's the wrong wolf.

Not so loud.

Don't tell me. I know. Don't yell at me.
Don't tell me to stop.

That noise.

The noise.

That noise.

Medicine! My pills!

Take it easy, Mo. Take it easy.

That ought to cure him. Or kill him.

We'd better get packed.

Ready? Come on, sit down, fellas. Oh,
boy, am I hungry.

Hey, it's a good thing we found this
deserted cabin. Hey, this area's fine

hunting. How do you know?

Well, I saw a sign outside that says,
fine for hunting.

Oh, fine for... Oh, have some bread. Oh,
thank you.

I don't scramble eggs. And don't touch
them till I come back with the fried

potatoes.

Hey, Joe, I forgot the sugar. I'll go
get it.

you worm.

Where's your manners? Why didn't you
leave me some of the eggs? I didn't

them.

No, you did. And don't make matters
worse by lying about it. If this happens

again, I'll gouge your eyes out. I'll
tear your tonsils out three at a time.

shut up.

Big boss.

Always tell us what to do. Don't do
this. Don't do that. Pardon me. What did

say? I said, oh, shut up.

At least I'll get my rightful share of
the potatoes.

I didn't do nothing. No, you didn't do
nothing. You ate everything but the

plate. Now you guys make my breakfast.

Boil me some noodles and fry me some
eggs. Go on.

Okay, you fry the eggs, I'll boil the
noodles.

You're going to eat noodles for
breakfast?

All right, make a spaghetti.

Oh, that's different.

How do you want your eggs?

Sunnyside down, and don't turn him over.

Sunnyside over, and don't turn him down.
This guy's nuts.

Where the fuck, honey?

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

If there's anything I like better than
honey and ketchup, it's bologna and

whipped cream, and we haven't got any.

Spaghetti's ready.

What the?

Spaghetti?

You stoop, bird brain.

Moe, there's, there's, there's,
there's... You embershoes, what's the

matter with you?

There's a bear in the window.

You're wacky. There's no bear in any
window.

There is two.

You're right. There is a bear out there.

You boys go out and shoot him. I'd go
too, but my nerves won't let me.

I haven't got the nerve either.

Larry, you get him.

All right, I'll go.

But if that bear kills me, I'll never
talk to you again.

Come on, Joe, I'll be right behind you.

You see anything?

No. What are you waiting for? Go ahead.

Look at me shaking. I've got the chills
again.

That bear sure disappeared

fast.

Get him, the bear.

Somebody start in our car.

Either

I'm

dreaming or I flipped my lip completely.

Oh, my nerves, my nerves.

Hey, fellas, I just saw a bear drive our
car away.

He put his arm out to make a turn.

Come here. Come here.

Just sit down.

Relax, Mo.

Relax, he says. I see bears driving
cars.

I need $10 ,000.

Oh, I want to go home.

Mo, sleep.

Sleep, Mo.

This is the sheriff. I'm after Mad Bill
Hookup, the bandit.

Yeah, and you're not going to get me
either.

They're driving me crazy.

What's the idea?

Take it easy.

We'll get you in there.

That's it. Don't get nervous.

There you are. We'll take a big swig of
that.

That a boy.

One false move and I'll drill you guys.

Listen, you.

What?

Just listen.

Let me see, will you?

Thank you, Sheriff, very much.

My doctor says I have to go back to bed
for six months.

I find the defendant not guilty.

Case dismissed.

Thank you, Your Honor.

You're entirely welcome.

Do you mind if I have Exhibit A back
again, Your Honor? Oh, certainly not.

yourself. Thank you, Your Honor.

He's got political pull.

Tell the electors.

Oh, my nerves!

My nerves!