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Hello.
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Hey, Larry, come here. Listen to this.
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Rockwood Steel, 43 and a half, down two.
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Ranacoma Copper, 77, down four.
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Boy, the market's really slipping.
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How's your American can?
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Oh, that's slipping, too.
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But Pinpoint Pimple is up six.
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It is?
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Squeezing.
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Hey,
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fellas, come here.
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What do you want? Moe, you should be
looking through the one -ats for a job.
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Yeah, we haven't had a decent meal in
days.
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Well, if you wait just one more minute,
you're liable to get some food. Check
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the dinner, see if it's done. Check the
dinner, see if it's done.
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Look what we're down to.
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Fill your soul and heal.
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That looks delicious to me.
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Oh, delicious.
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Hey, I'll tell you what.
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Larry, you brown it. Joe, grease your
pan.
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What are you going to do? I'm going to
relax.
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I think this is silly.
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me to grease my pan.
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You stoop. Wipe your face.
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I'll set the table. I don't care what
you say. We need a job.
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Okay, okay. I'll try to find us a job.
Even if it kills me. You probably will.
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No! Hey, fellas!
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Hey, fellas!
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Hey,
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it's raining.
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Hey, it's a good thing I saved the
paper. Oh, you sneak.
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Cut it out.
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Listen to this.
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Wanted three sailors for adventurous
cruise.
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Apply Professor Rimple, 60 Bayview Road.
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Hey, that's only down the road a piece.
Well, let's go. Let's get the job. Okay,
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come on.
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Wait for me, fellas. I've got something.
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house that professor lives in yeah
contemporary modern i think the
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got a pointed head oh dear
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father
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i hope these men don't refuse the job
like the other applicants did john boy
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these men we will tell nothing close the
curtains that's good now they
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don't see anything
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Come in.
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Good morning. Did you advertise for some
sailors? Yes.
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Could you read a log?
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Oh, we read logs, signs on fence posts,
comic books.
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No, no, no. You see, what I... Wait a
minute.
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What's our remuneration?
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Never mind that. What's our salary?
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Oh, the salary.
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Three hundred dollars a month.
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Three hundred?
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Hey, how much is that a day, Joe?
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Just a second.
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A dollar ninety -eight.
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Exactly what I figured. Good thinking,
kid. The old IBM is still going great.
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Now listen, don't let him bluff us.
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Father, I think these men have lost
their marbles. That's good, that's good.
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That's why they don't ask too many
questions.
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Uh, gentlemen, who came in?
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I have decided what I am going to hire
you. We will shove off immediately.
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If not sooner, my daughter Lisa will
take care of you. Lisa? All right, boys,
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roll up your sleeves. I'll be right
back.
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Boy, we got a job.
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We got a job. We got a job.
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Get out of here.
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What did you do that for?
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You hater. Roll up your right sleeve.
Come on. Maybe we'll get a tattoo.
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Yeah, I'll put a battleship on mine.
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That's for your chest. I'm going to have
darling sweetheart.
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I'll love you forevermore, my honey. All
right, boys, take these pills.
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Anything for you, cutie. I had heartburn
anyhow.
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What's the matter? You afraid?
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Yes.
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Oh, chicken, eh? Come on.
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It's an earthquake. It's an earthquake.
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This is not an earthquake.
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The ship has just embarked.
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Ship? This is no ship.
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Of course it is. It's a spaceship.
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Spaceship?
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I'm getting out of here.
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Good grief, we're above the world.
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Wait a minute.
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He will all be killed!
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Killed?
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I think so, but we're approaching
Zunoff.
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Wait until you see Zunoff.
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It is the most beautiful in my life. I
have never... This is the most... I
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wonder what it looks like.
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So do we. Come on.
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I don't see Zunoff. Look!
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That's a big funny looking bird. And
he's laying eggs all over the sky.
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Dozens of them. Boy, I hope they're
straight.
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And the sooner we leave, the better
we'll like it.
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Father. Yes? Father, the air test gauge
shows the air outside to be the same as
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on Earth.
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Oh, smog. Good.
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Then we will not need the space helmets.
Pardon me, please. Gentlemen, I want
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you to go out and explore this planet
and see what you can find. But pay
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attention to flora and fauna. Oh, boy.
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Danes, girls.
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What's up? What's wrong?
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this place very carefully. Keep an eye
open for flora and fauna. Yeah, I'll
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them both open.
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Hey, this joint looks deserted.
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In fact, I think it's uninhabited. And
there's nobody lives here either.
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What a wonderful place for a honeymoon.
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Where would you get coffee?
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at Elvis Presley.
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You like to smooch with nice men?
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Aye, aye, aye. The eyes have it. Aye,
aye, aye.
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a kiss.
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Let's teach them. I know all about it.
When I walk down the street, all the
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girls say, look at that kisser.
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Yeah, come on, let's teach them.
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Aye, aye, aye.
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Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
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Who's teaching who?
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Father, you must go and save them. Yeah,
I go right about you. What?
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And get eaten by those innocents?
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Now, I tell you what I do. I go warn the
boys.
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Here, look there.
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Now, hear this.
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Those women are wild.
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They are vampires.
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Be careful, or they will love you to
death.
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Love you to death? What a wonderful way
to die.
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You know, Uncle Peter died that way.
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Took the undertaker two days to wipe the
smile off his face.
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No. Yes.
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Ah, that professor's silly.
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These innocent kids wouldn't hurt a fly.
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They're sweet as babies.
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and you'll kiss her. What a fine time to
joke.
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It gives me great pleasure to have the
honor of presenting to you this
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distinguished award.
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You have won first prize for being the
biggest liars in the world today.
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Won't you say a few words, please?
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Fellow liars.
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One fool at a time.
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Go ahead.
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