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Hello? Hello?
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This is a zany story of nine brothers,
three sets of identical triplets born
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year apart.
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Yipe! What a jackpot!
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Well, when the war broke out, all of
them went into the service and to
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parts of the world.
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During the war, each set of triplets
lost track of the others and were unable
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trace each other's whereabouts.
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Set of triplets number one, Moe, Larry,
and Joe, served in the infantry and
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piled up such an enviable record that
they were discharged with the lowest
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possible honors.
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These fellows are confirmed bachelors
and have three weaknesses.
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Striped ties, pretty girls, and more
pretty girls.
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In all these years, we've never been
able to trace our dear brothers.
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Poor guys must have been lost in action.
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What a break.
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Guys, what a break.
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Worst break I ever had.
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They all owed me money.
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Quiet, porcupine.
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And speaking of money, how about the 20
bucks you owe me? Oh, yeah. Well, I only
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got 10, so here's 10. I owe you 10.
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Thanks. Hey, Moe, you owe me 20.
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Well, here's 10 and I'll owe you 10.
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Uh -uh. You owe me 20. Here's 10 and
I'll owe you 10.
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Here's the 10 I owe you.
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Here's the 10 I owe you. Here's the 10 I
owe you. Good. Now we're all even.
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Even or not, I feel sad about our dear
brothers.
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We need something to cheer us up.
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Yeah, yeah. Like girls to cheer us up.
Yeah, like girls. Yeah, yeah. What do
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have? Blonde, brunette, or henna color?
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Oh, henna color is all.
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Seek and we shall find.
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Where do you want to go?
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I don't know.
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Where do you want to go?
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I don't know.
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Where do you want to go?
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I don't know.
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Where do you want to go? Quiet, you
stoops.
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Come on, let's go.
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Where do you want to go?
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I don't know. Where do you... Come on,
get the coach.
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All right.
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Super... Larry,
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look. What's this? Come on.
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Joe,
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Joe, Joe, Joe. What's the matter? What's
the matter?
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Nice piece of acting, though, isn't it?
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This is set -up triplets number two,
Louie, Max,
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and Jack.
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They also had an enviable record in the
service.
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They never got out of boot camp.
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They're the married brothers, poor saps,
and they're still holding hands with
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their wives.
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If they ever let go, their wives will
kill them.
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Now these brothers, by a strange
coincidence, are living in the very same
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And like most married men, they're
henpecked and hate to wear neckties.
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Well, we're ready.
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Well, now you run along to church and
we'll cook you a nice Sunday dinner. Oh,
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we're lucky to have such wonderful
husbands.
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They're not only handsome, but they can
cook, too.
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Well, you say goodbye.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye.
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Here we have set of triplets number
three, Luke, Morris, and Jeff.
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All right, so you're ahead of me. You
know they're living in the same city.
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were in the Air Corps, a pilot's.
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Kitchen pilots, that is. They'd pilot
here, they'd pilot there, they'd pilot
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anywhere. But these three dapper
suckers, bow ties, boutonnieres and all,
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this precise moment are becoming engaged
to three lovely lasses.
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Girls, that is.
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Oh, boy, we're engaged.
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I'm the happiest man in the world.
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We're so thrilled we can hardly wait to
go show our rings to Daddy.
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Right. Hey, girls, you run along and
we'll meet you in a couple hours down in
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the tavern. Yeah, and we'll celebrate
with champagne.
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Goodbye, honey.
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It's official.
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We're engaged.
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We're engaged.
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deserted. Hey, it's a little early. Will
this table do?
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It has pretty legs.
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Let's have a scorecard. Thank you.
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What'll it be, gentlemen?
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Hand a color to cheer us up.
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We'll have a shingle roof.
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A shingle roof?
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Yeah, it's on the house.
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Just make it a bottle of champagne.
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Yes, sir. With bubbles.
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Yeah, the cheap variety.
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Yes, sir.
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You ever see a poker face like that? Mm
-hmm.
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There's our sweetheart.
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Yeah.
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Just what the doctor ordered.
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Then here's another prescription.
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This I like.
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Gosh, if I didn't see you, I'd think I
was dreaming.
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I've been dreaming about you for hours,
darling.
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Do tell, do tell.
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You're so sweet. Oh, I am. I'm sweet.
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Darling, I'm so glad you're here.
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Well, I'm not exactly sorry, baby.
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Gosh, you never kissed me like that
before.
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Neither did you.
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And where do you want to go?
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Anywhere, Dumpling.
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Dumpling, she calls me. Sit down. We're
going to have a lot of fun.
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Hey, waiter, bring six glasses.
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Oh, gosh, isn't this exciting?
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Oh, thank you.
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All right, now beat it, laughing boy.
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Champagne, my goodness, how extravagant.
We are celebrating.
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Oh, for you girls, anything.
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But you should save your money. We'll
need it.
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We will?
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Certainly. After we're all married,
we'll need lots of money.
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These babies work fast. That's because
we're so irresistible.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, the bubbles tickle.
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Let's grab a lemonade, Alan Jones.
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Honey, buddy.
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Help me. Well, of all the dudes...
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Let's get the man.
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surprised that they'd bring us some
presents. Yeah, something different.
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Yeah, something we don't even expect.
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Boy, are they beautiful, eh?
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Yeah, and what beautiful legs they have.
And young.
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Now that's something I could really go
for.
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Are you kidding? Say, how about paying
the bill for the champagne you bought
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girls this morning?
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You're crazy. We were never here before.
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What did I mean? Pay up.
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The
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girls
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came back, yeah.
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Hey, this seems to be catching.
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Look, it's our brothers.
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Look at you.
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You guys really look wonderful.
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Wait a minute. I almost forgot.
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Boys, meet our wives. This is Larry,
Moe, and Joe.
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No, I'm Luke. I'm Morris. I'm Jeff.
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We never could tell each other apart.
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Gee, boys, we want to apologize for
beating you up this morning.
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You didn't beat us up. Our sweethearts
did.
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No, no. We beat your sweethearts up.
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Impossible. We didn't see you this
morning, and we wouldn't know you if we
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Then you three worms must have been
here.
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No.
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This is crazy.
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We weren't even here.
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We were home cooking.
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They're plum crazy. When I see them, I'm
going to... I don't know. I don't know
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either. There's something fishy around
here.
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What do they want? What's going on here?
I don't know. Neither do they.
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What's this?
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I'm Louis. I'm Jack.
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I'm Max. I'm mortified. Gosh, we made a
terrible mistake.
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Oh, please excuse us for hitting you
this morning.
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Uh -uh, here we go again.
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Everybody is crazy.
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You didn't hit us. You hit us.
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Oh, we're so sorry.
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We apologize.
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And we apologize, too. But you had it
coming. You're married to these three
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ladies. No.
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Give them back?
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We gave you them this morning.
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But we gave them back to you.
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What are you trying to pull?
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What are you trying to pull? We gave
them to you. You didn't. We did.
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You didn't. You didn't. You didn't. And
that's final. We gave them to you.
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You didn't. We did.
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You didn't. Brother!
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Brother!
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Brother!
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This gets worse by the minute.
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He looks like he's in a pod.
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Or else we are seeing things.
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real? Something tells me these last ones
are the brothers we met this morning.
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Now, no rough stuff, girls. Here's your
rings.
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Oh, thank you.
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We love you. We're sorry.
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Oh, darling, we've been awful.
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You sure have.
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Let's skip it. Give us a kiss.
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I have an idea. Listen, everybody, let's
all go back to our... house and
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celebrate this wonderful reunion.
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Oh, really? Right. Now, look. You folks
run along. Louie, Jack, and I will pick
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up a few bottles of champagne, and we'll
be home later. Good. Come on. Everybody
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go. Everybody go. That's it. Stop it.
Come on. There he is.
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Now, let's see. Where's the... There he
is.
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Hey, wait. Now, wake up. Wake up.
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It's you again.
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Yeah, we want six quarts of champagne.
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But to heaven pay me for the champagne
you bought.
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You got us enough for with that liar
ready.
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