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Hello? Hello?

This is a zany story of nine brothers, three sets of identical triplets born

year apart.

Yipe! What a jackpot!

Well, when the war broke out, all of them went into the service and to

parts of the world.

During the war, each set of triplets lost track of the others and were unable

trace each other's whereabouts.

Set of triplets number one, Moe, Larry, and Joe, served in the infantry and

piled up such an enviable record that they were discharged with the lowest

possible honors.

These fellows are confirmed bachelors and have three weaknesses.

Striped ties, pretty girls, and more pretty girls.

In all these years, we've never been able to trace our dear brothers.

Poor guys must have been lost in action.

What a break.

Guys, what a break.

Worst break I ever had.

They all owed me money.

Quiet, porcupine.

And speaking of money, how about the 20 bucks you owe me? Oh, yeah. Well, I only

got 10, so here's 10. I owe you 10.

Thanks. Hey, Moe, you owe me 20.

Well, here's 10 and I'll owe you 10.

Uh -uh. You owe me 20. Here's 10 and I'll owe you 10.

Here's the 10 I owe you.

Here's the 10 I owe you. Here's the 10 I owe you. Good. Now we're all even.

Even or not, I feel sad about our dear brothers.

We need something to cheer us up.

Yeah, yeah. Like girls to cheer us up. Yeah, like girls. Yeah, yeah. What do

have? Blonde, brunette, or henna color?

Oh, henna color is all.

Seek and we shall find.

Where do you want to go?

I don't know.

Where do you want to go?

I don't know.

Where do you want to go?

I don't know.

Where do you want to go? Quiet, you stoops.

Come on, let's go.

Where do you want to go?

I don't know. Where do you... Come on, get the coach.

All right.

Super... Larry,

look. What's this? Come on.

Joe,

Joe, Joe, Joe. What's the matter? What's the matter?

Nice piece of acting, though, isn't it?

This is set -up triplets number two, Louie, Max,

and Jack.

They also had an enviable record in the service.

They never got out of boot camp.

They're the married brothers, poor saps, and they're still holding hands with

their wives.

If they ever let go, their wives will kill them.

Now these brothers, by a strange coincidence, are living in the very same

And like most married men, they're henpecked and hate to wear neckties.

Well, we're ready.

Well, now you run along to church and we'll cook you a nice Sunday dinner. Oh,

we're lucky to have such wonderful husbands.

They're not only handsome, but they can cook, too.

Well, you say goodbye.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Here we have set of triplets number three, Luke, Morris, and Jeff.

All right, so you're ahead of me. You know they're living in the same city.

were in the Air Corps, a pilot's.

Kitchen pilots, that is. They'd pilot here, they'd pilot there, they'd pilot

anywhere. But these three dapper suckers, bow ties, boutonnieres and all,

this precise moment are becoming engaged to three lovely lasses.

Girls, that is.

Oh, boy, we're engaged.

I'm the happiest man in the world.

We're so thrilled we can hardly wait to go show our rings to Daddy.

Right. Hey, girls, you run along and we'll meet you in a couple hours down in

the tavern. Yeah, and we'll celebrate with champagne.

Goodbye, honey.

It's official.

We're engaged.

We're engaged.

deserted. Hey, it's a little early. Will this table do?

It has pretty legs.

Let's have a scorecard. Thank you.

What'll it be, gentlemen?

Hand a color to cheer us up.

We'll have a shingle roof.

A shingle roof?

Yeah, it's on the house.

Just make it a bottle of champagne.

Yes, sir. With bubbles.

Yeah, the cheap variety.

Yes, sir.

You ever see a poker face like that? Mm -hmm.

There's our sweetheart.

Yeah.

Just what the doctor ordered.

Then here's another prescription.

This I like.

Gosh, if I didn't see you, I'd think I was dreaming.

I've been dreaming about you for hours, darling.

Do tell, do tell.

You're so sweet. Oh, I am. I'm sweet.

Darling, I'm so glad you're here.

Well, I'm not exactly sorry, baby.

Gosh, you never kissed me like that before.

Neither did you.

And where do you want to go?

Anywhere, Dumpling.

Dumpling, she calls me. Sit down. We're going to have a lot of fun.

Hey, waiter, bring six glasses.

Oh, gosh, isn't this exciting?

Oh, thank you.

All right, now beat it, laughing boy.

Champagne, my goodness, how extravagant. We are celebrating.

Oh, for you girls, anything.

But you should save your money. We'll need it.

We will?

Certainly. After we're all married, we'll need lots of money.

These babies work fast. That's because we're so irresistible.

Oh, boy.

Oh, the bubbles tickle.

Let's grab a lemonade, Alan Jones.

Honey, buddy.

Help me. Well, of all the dudes...

Let's get the man.

surprised that they'd bring us some presents. Yeah, something different.

Yeah, something we don't even expect.

Boy, are they beautiful, eh?

Yeah, and what beautiful legs they have. And young.

Now that's something I could really go for.

Are you kidding? Say, how about paying the bill for the champagne you bought

girls this morning?

You're crazy. We were never here before.

What did I mean? Pay up.

The

girls

came back, yeah.

Hey, this seems to be catching.

Look, it's our brothers.

Look at you.

You guys really look wonderful.

Wait a minute. I almost forgot.

Boys, meet our wives. This is Larry, Moe, and Joe.

No, I'm Luke. I'm Morris. I'm Jeff.

We never could tell each other apart.

Gee, boys, we want to apologize for beating you up this morning.

You didn't beat us up. Our sweethearts did.

No, no. We beat your sweethearts up.

Impossible. We didn't see you this morning, and we wouldn't know you if we

Then you three worms must have been here.

No.

This is crazy.

We weren't even here.

We were home cooking.

They're plum crazy. When I see them, I'm going to... I don't know. I don't know

either. There's something fishy around here.

What do they want? What's going on here? I don't know. Neither do they.

What's this?

I'm Louis. I'm Jack.

I'm Max. I'm mortified. Gosh, we made a terrible mistake.

Oh, please excuse us for hitting you this morning.

Uh -uh, here we go again.

Everybody is crazy.

You didn't hit us. You hit us.

Oh, we're so sorry.

We apologize.

And we apologize, too. But you had it coming. You're married to these three

ladies. No.

Give them back?

We gave you them this morning.

But we gave them back to you.

What are you trying to pull?

What are you trying to pull? We gave them to you. You didn't. We did.

You didn't. You didn't. You didn't. And that's final. We gave them to you.

You didn't. We did.

You didn't. Brother!

Brother!

Brother!

This gets worse by the minute.

He looks like he's in a pod.

Or else we are seeing things.

real? Something tells me these last ones are the brothers we met this morning.

Now, no rough stuff, girls. Here's your rings.

Oh, thank you.

We love you. We're sorry.

Oh, darling, we've been awful.

You sure have.

Let's skip it. Give us a kiss.

I have an idea. Listen, everybody, let's all go back to our... house and

celebrate this wonderful reunion.

Oh, really? Right. Now, look. You folks run along. Louie, Jack, and I will pick

up a few bottles of champagne, and we'll be home later. Good. Come on. Everybody

go. Everybody go. That's it. Stop it. Come on. There he is.

Now, let's see. Where's the... There he is.

Hey, wait. Now, wake up. Wake up.

It's you again.

Yeah, we want six quarts of champagne.

But to heaven pay me for the champagne you bought.

You got us enough for with that liar ready.

Are you...