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Hello.
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Hey, Joe, why don't you... Don't
interrupt.
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Are you still reading that reincarnation
stuff?
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Why, certainly.
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Bertie and I both believed in
reincarnation. But our little sister
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dead for over a year.
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Yeah, but the Swami says right here that
we return to this earth in some other
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form. Perhaps an animal or a bird or
even an insect.
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Could be.
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Drat that fly.
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Don't. Don't swat that fly.
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You may be hurting Bertie.
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Bertie, is that you?
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I guess not.
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Bertie, my long -departed little sister,
you promised to come back. If you'd
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only send me a message or a sign or
something before I go crazy.
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Hey, Mo, we gotta do something about Joe
before he flips his lid completely.
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Yeah. Hey, I gotta... Gosh, Bertie, if
you'd just let me hear from you.
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Bertie. Joe.
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Joe, dear, listen.
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Bertie, Bertie, is that you?
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Yes, dear.
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This is Bertie.
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Now, you must be patient until I return.
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But, but, but when, Bertie? When are you
coming back?
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Where will I meet you?
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Well, I, uh, today.
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This afternoon, five o 'clock.
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On Crown Street near Third.
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That's, that's wonderful, honey. I'll be
there.
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I'm so excited.
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Poor Joe. He really idolized our little
sister.
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You know something? I think he lost his
marbles.
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Yesterday, he imagined he was a chicken.
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We better send him to an institution.
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Oh, we can't do that. Why not? We need
the eggs.
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What's that?
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Oh, that's a hammer. Stop with the joke.
Come on, Odie.
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Boy, am I excited.
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It's 5 o 'clock, and we're almost at
Crown and 3rd Street. Come on, fellas.
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Hurry.
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Come on, hurry, fellas. Hurry.
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Not again.
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That wasn't me. It wasn't? No.
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Hi, Larry.
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Hi, Moe.
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Hi.
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Joe. Joe, dear. It's Bertie.
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Joe. Here.
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Well, don't just stand there. It's me,
Bertie.
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Bertie. But... Hey, sis, it is you. I'd
know those ears anywhere.
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Moe, Larry, gosh, I'm happy.
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Where's the wristwatch I gave you?
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Where it belongs, silly.
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I needed you. You've come back.
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But, Bertie, you're a horse.
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So who did you expect?
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Kim Novak?
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Oh, I don't care what you are. You're
coming home with us. But I can't go home
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with you, Joe.
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Why, sis? Why not?
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Because I'm in love with another horse.
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Oh, horse feathers.
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You're not going to break up our little
family again.
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You're coming home with us for a little
while anyhow.
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No, no.
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Okay, down on the end there. That a boy.
I'm getting mad.
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Oh, Bertie, that hurts.
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Now, don't aggravate yourself.
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Remember your indigestion.
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Oh, my stomach is killing me.
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You upset me. I knew that. I was afraid
of that.
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Now, Bertie, relax.
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That'll hold it. Let's get to work.
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This was your idea.
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Get out of here.
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Walk quietly, Bertie.
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On your tiptoes.
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Now remember, you're only going to stay
a few minutes.
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Come on, Bertie.
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Easy does it.
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No worries now.
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I hope the landlord didn't hear us.
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Wait a minute.
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Quiet, Bertie. Fellow.
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I can't stay.
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Well, here we are, Bertie, in our new
home.
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I'm surprised at you.
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Bertie, you stop this nonsense. Act like
a lady.
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Let me out of here. I'll kick the place
down.
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Thank you very much for the care.
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What's going on up there?
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You idiots, we ran it too upstairs.
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Yes, that's all. But I'm going to go up
and tell them... Oh,
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Papa.
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Now take me back to my wagon.
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Take me back. What's the matter with
you, Bertie?
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Oh, oh, oh, my stomach is killing me.
Well, take it easy. I got some wonderful
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stomach pills.
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Hurry up and get them.
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this pill.
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I can't swallow pills?
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No, you're stubborn as a mule, but I'm
ready for you. Here, I'll help you blow
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it in. Now, open your mouth. Come on,
Bertie. That's a good girl. Come on,
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your mouth.
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I've stung.
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Good. Good for you. What happened?
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Bertie blew first.
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Bertie, you're bad.
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I'm going upstairs and give those guys
two pieces of my mind.
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Gosh, Bertie, you sure draw flies.
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Lucky I got some flypaper.
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Wise guy, always sounding off. There.
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Open the door. Peter's here, the
landlord.
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The landlord. Quick, put 20 in the
bedroom. Hurry up.
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Easy, easy, guys.
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Now. What's the matter with you?
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Why you don't come to the door? And what
is with the plaster falling down and
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the tramping around here like a horse?
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We got no horse here. We were dancing.
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You was dancing, but the flat smells
like a horse.
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Be quiet.
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I want to go home.
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He'll hear you.
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It's my bronchitis. Awfully
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bad this time of the year.
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It does not sound like bronchitis to me.
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Well, maybe it's because I'm a little
hoarse today.
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Get out of here. Shut up.
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Again with the term being, and that was
not you.
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You see, Mr. Dicklesfield, there's
nobody here.
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I wish I hadn't come here.
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Be good and we'll take you home
tomorrow, okay?
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Okay, I'll stay.
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Tomorrow, sure.
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Larry. Yeah?
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Get Bertie into the closet, hurry up.
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Don't you tell me about a ticket he made
in October here. Please, please, relax.
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Oh, that's you.
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Fellow, stop.
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What are you doing that for?
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Shh, you bastard.
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I'll find you wherever you are. I'll
schmell you out. Oh, wait, wait, Mr.
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Ticklespeel.
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Hello.
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You sly little devil, you.
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So it was a lady, huh? Yeah, my
girlfriend.
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Well, now, Mr. Ticklespeel, everything
is all right. Yeah, everything except my
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glasses, my spectacles. I lose them. And
I can't find... Here, here, here. Just
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a minute. Here they are.
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Oh, you found them?
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I found them. Well, that's nice. Now I
can see... Nothing.
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Please. Okay, we'll see you in the
morning. Yeah, but I don't see if you're
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good. Something must have got... Good
night.
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Good night.
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You know something?
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It's dark out...
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Oh, shut up. You give me a pain.
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Boy, that was an arrow escape. Quick
thinking, fellas.
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Boy, no wonder Dinkelspiel said the
place smells like a horse. Bertie,
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going to get a bath.
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Man, Hal, you need it. Come on. Yeah,
come on.
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You guys don't smell like lilies either.
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Bertie, when we get through with you,
you'll look like a pewter dollar in a
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hole. This I like. Hey, the drugstore
was open.
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fixed up in a minute.
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Wayne will fix you up real nice, Bertie.
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Everything will be all right.
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It'll shine.
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Why don't you watch what you're doing
with that water? Oh, a little water
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gonna hurt you. It ain't gonna hurt you
either.
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Quit horsing around, you guys. We got to
clean her up. Okay.
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Okay. Hey, Bertie, go get me a towel.
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Okay.
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Hurry, come on.
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Thanks, Bertie. You're a doll. I'll dry
you off so you won't catch cold.
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Now we'll get this water.
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And this.
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Hey, Larry. What?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Moe. I didn't mean to...
Get a towel to dry that face off.
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Ask me nice.
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That's nice enough.
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There it is.
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Now she looks like my ex -mother -in
-law.
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My bow looks pretty.
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I got the cologne on her.
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If my horse friends saw me like this,
they'd give you what for.
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Bet they'd laugh at me.
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Never mind your friends.
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Look, Joe, I told you things are
different.
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I'm a horse now, and that's not all. The
fact is... I'm going to have a baby.
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Oh, my goodness.
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A baby.
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Oh, Joe, please do something quick. I'm
about to become a mother any minute. And
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for goodness sake, hurry.
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Hurry. Oh, Larry.
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Get some hot water. Plenty of hot water.
The cotton and the first aid kit.
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Hurry. Just don't stand there. Hurry.
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Bertie, take it easy.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh. Easy now. Oh, Joe.
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Don't worry. Everything will be all
right.
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I feel so tired.
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Gosh, it's hot.
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I'm warm.
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Bertie, you want to catch cold? Now, you
just take it easy now.
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Just be good now.
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Joe, hurry.
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What happened? What the Sam Hill?
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No. Stupid idiot.
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Who left that chariot away? I'll kill
him later.
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Hey, Joe.
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Here. Yeah.
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Put on this mask.
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Open this can of ether. You're the
anesthetist.
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Don't call me names.
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Where's that moment? All right.
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All right.
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I'm sorry, Bo. I didn't know you were
behind there. It was strictly an
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There it is. You okay?
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Yeah. It didn't matter what you... Just
what I wanted.
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Here, Papa, drink your milk. It will
make you sleep.
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Yeah, thank you.
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I drink the milk.
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Good night.
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Papa, don't sleep here. Go to bed.
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Hurry. Look, Joe.
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What's the matter with him?
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Take these.
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Why, the sap, he knocked himself out
with the ether. The can's empty.
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I'll bring him, too. Come here, kid.
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What happened?
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Bertie! Bertie! She's alone.
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She's alone.
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Bertie, we're coming.
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Yeah, we're here.
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You're too late.
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Oh, my goodness.
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A baby.
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Boy, was I dreaming, and how.
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Oh, what a dream.
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Well, I'm glad that's over with.
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Gee whiz. Come on, boy, scram. I want to
set the table for dinner.
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Oh, Bernie, am I glad to see you. I had
a terrible dream. I dreamt that you were
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