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We're ready to clean your office, boss.

Good, and make it snappy. Oh, I'll be back in half an hour. This story's able

break wide open any minute.

Atomic documents missing.

Suspects being screened.

Top drawer secret data stolen.

Anyway, I'm putting every available man on the job.

Oh, boss. How about trying us out as reporters? Yeah, news hawks. That's our

dish. Tear out the front page.

Stand by for a scoop. Stop the presses. Copy boy. Copy boy. Stop the presses.

Oh, oh, oh.

Moe, Moe. Stop the presses.

Now behave.

What do you say, boss? Will you give us a break? Well, um, you boys see me after

a while, will you? I'm going out and grab a bite of supper. Okay. Get busy.

ahead. Go ahead.

Please inspect them.

I'm sorry.

Now, I'm sorry.

How do you feel? You look like a bird in a gilded cage.

Hello? Hello.

Is the boss in?

No, the boss stepped out for supper.

Any message?

Well, this is Smitty.

Tell Mr. Cameron I found out that the missing atomic data is in the hands of

foreign agents.

If I hear anything else, I'll let him know.

Okay, okay.

I'll tell him.

Who was that? That was Smitty.

Smitty, oh, I know him.

Under the spreading chestnut tree, the village Smitty stands.

That's him.

Get out of here, you.

Cut it out, you flathead. That was Smitty, one of the reporters.

He says a foreign agent got the missing documents.

Hey, wait a minute. This is a scoop.

This is our big chance to become reporters.

If we can find that foreign agent, we're in. Boy, you've got something.

You know, Porcupine, for a guy without brains, you're a genius.

We get the story, the boss has got to give us a break.

Spill them. I have recorded the secret of those documents for my country.

Who's there?

It's us, your neighbors.

I like it, boy.

But why do you dress like this?

We've disguised ourselves so we won't be recognized. We're looking for a foreign

spy who stole atomic sea documents.

We're undercover reporters, so to speak.

Yeah, and since you speak so many foreign languages, how about helping us

tonight?

Tonight, tonight, I will be on the ocean.

My visa has expired. I must leave your glorious country today.

That's too bad.

Boys, I want you to do me a favor.

I'm having too much luggage to take to the ship. I want you boys to carry these

melons for me.

In an hour you meet me at Pier 7.

The boat will be there.

Okay, pal. Now, we will have a farewell drink.

Oh, a drink. Oh, boy. A little drink now.

This you will love. Free war.

is out.

Ah! Ah, who?

Hello, boys. Hello, boys. I'm glad you're here. Hello. We had a tough time

there. Yeah.

Hey, bless my back. I'll break it.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait. No, no. I'll take the melons, boys.

Okay.

Easy. There we are.

I love the briny deep. It does something to me.

All right.

Well, boys, I...

Let me go on. So long, boy.

Hey, the boat's moving. We better get out of here. Yeah.

It's no use getting excited.

I got a secret for you.

I am a stowaway, and you are stowaways.

I wonder what became of that chimp.

You know, we went up on deck to scoff for some food.

Speaking of food, my stomach thinks my throat is cut.

Me too.

Hey, let's go find some grub for ourselves.

Okay, but we'd better take our shoes off first so we can sneak around the ship

quietly. Good idea.

I'm sorry, Moe. That's all right, kid. Think nothing of it. Oh, you're broad

-minded. You're a narrow -headed.

Come on, get out of here. I'm not afraid.

we're going to get it. I don't know.

Oh,

that's right. Come on.

Calling Miss Emma Blake.

Please come to the person's office immediately.

Miss Emma Blake, please come to the person's office immediately. Now you be

and don't go away.

Miss Emma Blake.

Out there.

That's a dish of fish, and it's perfect. You can take my word for it. On fish,

I'm a common sewer.

We will divide.

I'm star to pieces.

I'll open the beer. Okay.

Nervous beer.

I'll nervous you. Hey, food.

Here you are, boys. Eat hearty. Thanks.

decent to eat.

You and your ideas about fish.

I'm a common sewer.

Oh, delicious.

If only I had some whipped cream.

Oh, I wish I hadn't eaten so much of this. I don't feel so good.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much either.

I wish this boat would stop wobbling.

Oh, softies. Can't take it, eh?

I'll eat it. Don't worry about it.

Give me the high fees.

Give me the salty water.

Oh, I wish I hadn't eaten so much salami. Oh, boy.

They can't take it.

What's the idea?

Spelling war on me.

Go on, beat it.

Suckers, let them sleep on hard boxes. I'll swing myself to sleep.

Oh!

How do you like that?

Now for a little peace and quiet.

Why don't you let me sleep so I wouldn't know how hungry I am? He's right.

Hey, why don't we eat the watermelons? Come on, let's go.

I don't see nothing.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, big seeds.

Oh, a prize.

What's this?

Hey, get the other melon.

When the boss acted so mysteriously.

The melons?

That melon is here.

Ah.

Borch is the spy that stole those government documents.

We'll turn that baby over to the authorities.

Now you hold this film for safekeeping till we do away with that spy.

That's what you think.

That's what I said.

Hello.

Give me that film.

Give me that film.

I got you now, you rat.

Let me have it.

That took care of him.

Give me that film. Give me that film or I'll kill you.

I'll brain you.

Do your stuff, baby.

Whoa.

Why, you backbiter.

I'll take you in myself.

Mr. Forge. Yes.

Boy, we got our scoop.

We're reporters from now on.

All we got to do now is notify the boss.

You got it.

Nice work, Moe. We'll turn this bird over to the authorities at the first

See if we're near land.

Aye, aye, Captain. Oh, no.

Not again.