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Night and day plumbers.

I'd like you to come right out to 1414 Bleeker Street. Right away.

Ask for Mr. Norfleet. The over and two shakes of a martini.

Boy, a first case.

Hey, come on, champ. It's our first call.

Huh?

Gotta get along with you.

Very valuable diamond ring down into this wash basin drain. Please, don't

up until you find it. Don't worry, boss. We'll have your ring back before I can

say kookamonga. That's fine. Oh, my wife has guests and is unveiling a new Van

Brathen painting she just bought. Please, work quietly.

Okay, we'll be quiet.

Quiet!

I said quiet!

Come on, get busy here.

Get the ring.

Come on, get that plate out of there.

I think he got something.

How about that? It was stuck on the inside rim all the time. Call Mr.

Norfleet. Mr. Norfleet, we found it.

Get it.

You knucklehead, you.

You're going to get that ring if I have to shove you down a pipe after.

Well, wait a minute. There must be another way. No, you can't do that. Oh,

please. Get up there. Ow.

Ow.

Ow, you're crushing my skull.

Now, get that ring.

Ow. I won't fit in here.

By golly, he's right. His ears are in the way.

I got to get something.

He couldn't have gone down that drainpipe.

Larry, where are you?

I'm down here.

Now?

I'll figure something out, kid. Wait a minute.

I'll figure something out.

Come on, Mo. Get busy.

Okay, kid. I'll be with you in a jiffy.

Take it easy, kid.

I'll find a way.

Now, easy, Larry.

If I get part of them, I'll have to take them out in pieces.

Take your time, Keanu.

Hey, Mo, what are you doing?

I'm trying to get you out of this pipe, you sap.

What'd you do, blow your stack?

Blow your stack? I'll smack you to snoot.

Larry! If I can't get it out, help me, will you? I'm stuck.

Take it easy, Keanu.

Your hand all right?

I don't know.

It's all right. Ow!

Give me that. I hope that ring's in here.

I'll murder you. Take it easy.

Hey, that ring went down that brain pipe.

How do you know it didn't go down the water pipe?

Maybe it did.

Hey, Sheriff!

We're in here!

We got a lot of work to do, so shake a leg!

Hold your horses, will you?

I think that ring slid down one of the pipes into the basement. We all better

down there and find it and hurry.

Well, don't rush me. I gotta wash my hands.

Who do you think I am, Anyhow?

Hey, Anyhow. What?

Come on. Come on, Anyhow. Come on.

That's got it.

But we didn't locate the ring.

Hold on to this and don't let it slip.

Give me that blowtorch.

We can't find a ring while it's leaking.

I wonder where you shut the water off. It must be upstairs.

Water always runs downhill.

You're a very intelligent imbecile. Thanks.

Yeah. Shut the water off! All right.

Go on! Get the knife.

Yeah! Don't get busy!

We're simply dying to see the Van Brockless. Well, I'll not keep you

What a great help you are. That other chowderhead didn't shut the water off.

you do it.

Here.

Wait a minute. Well, I find the valve.

That's your job, you dummy. Look in the kitchen. Look in the attic.

Look at the backyard.

Oh, it's divine.

What color. What detail.

And it's over 200 years old.

Every museum in the country tried to buy it. It's a masterpiece, all right.

What idiot left this water running?

I did.

I wonder where those other locks are.

I've got to get rid of this water.

Success at last.

What a nightmare.

that ring if it kills me.

That water cut off.

It's a real fan brocklin, all right. Worth a fortune.

Okay, we'll wonder a job.

Go on, get another list of pipes.

Go ahead.

Hey, Mo.

No wonder the water don't wipe. These pipes are clogged up with wires.

Look.

I'll yank them out and we'll hook the pipes up all over again.

You watch the brain. Go on. All right.

No, we don't go in for a sculpture.

Who bought you?

We just... As I said, we don't... As

I said, we don't... Short circuit, no doubt.

Where is that water cut off?

That does it. End of the line.

Okay.

We'll try and get these pipes together and everything will be okie -dokie. All

right.

It's hard to show Gold Creek.

I'll find this thing or else.

Must be a loose washer.

How do you like that?

I'll fix that in a minute. Must be a loose washer.

Dear me,

I can't understand what's holding up dinner.

Sorry, folks, dinner's postponed on the count of three.

I'm sure it won't be long.

Shall we see what's on the television set?

Excellent. Excellent idea.

We get the most amazing result.

Good evening, friends.

That's odd.

The sound, but no picture. Our special feature for tonight will be glimpses of

scenic America.

First, we take you to Niagara Falls.

I'll get it in a minute.

Oh, dear!

Change your clothes, dear. You're all wet.

I'll let the water run out the window. That's what I'll do.

I say, you television people!

Madam, shall I get you some water?

No!

Oh, my painting, it's gone.

Nobody leaves the house. Sorry, just the formality.

I'll call the police.

What? Who?

What do I... How brave! What?

that water shut off. Shut off? Shut up!

Maybe the ring went behind that basin.

Here, pry that basin away from that wall just one inch so I can look behind it.

Now, if I was a ring, where would I go?

I'm sorry, Moe. So am I.

You imbecile, you... Hey, the ring has been in your hair all...

Thank you.

I'm frantic, gentlemen, frantic.

Someone stole our new $50 ,000 painting.

Where's Shemp? He loves pictures. I think he's upstairs.

Wait here, boss. We'll be right back.

Come on.

Anything, anything.

I must have a drink of water.

You folks going somewhere?

Just looking for a drink of water. Turn on anything. You'll get it.

We can't make it out that way. We'll be searched.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They won't find anything.

I'll put the picture in here until the excitement blows over.

They'll never find the painting in this pipe.

You go to the car. I'll be right with you.

you dare throw that pie?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't see that. Oh, no, you don't.

Are you here, Moe? No, I just left. Oh, get out of here. Next time, watch where

you... Ron.

I'll get you a nice reward.

Oh, boy, a reward.

Won't Shemp be glad to hear this? He certainly will.

Hey, where is that putting head Shemp?