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Night and day plumbers.
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I'd like you to come right out to 1414
Bleeker Street. Right away.
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Ask for Mr. Norfleet. The over and two
shakes of a martini.
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Boy, a first case.
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Hey, come on, champ. It's our first
call.
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Huh?
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Gotta get along with you.
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Very valuable diamond ring down into
this wash basin drain. Please, don't
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up until you find it. Don't worry, boss.
We'll have your ring back before I can
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say kookamonga. That's fine. Oh, my wife
has guests and is unveiling a new Van
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Brathen painting she just bought.
Please, work quietly.
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Okay, we'll be quiet.
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Quiet!
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I said quiet!
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Come on, get busy here.
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Get the ring.
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Come on, get that plate out of there.
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I think he got something.
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How about that? It was stuck on the
inside rim all the time. Call Mr.
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Norfleet. Mr. Norfleet, we found it.
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Get it.
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You knucklehead, you.
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You're going to get that ring if I have
to shove you down a pipe after.
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Well, wait a minute. There must be
another way. No, you can't do that. Oh,
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please. Get up there. Ow.
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Ow.
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Ow, you're crushing my skull.
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Now, get that ring.
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Ow. I won't fit in here.
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By golly, he's right. His ears are in
the way.
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I got to get something.
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He couldn't have gone down that
drainpipe.
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Larry, where are you?
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I'm down here.
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Now?
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I'll figure something out, kid. Wait a
minute.
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I'll figure something out.
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Come on, Mo. Get busy.
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Okay, kid. I'll be with you in a jiffy.
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Take it easy, kid.
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I'll find a way.
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Now, easy, Larry.
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If I get part of them, I'll have to take
them out in pieces.
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Take your time, Keanu.
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Hey, Mo, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to get you out of this pipe,
you sap.
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What'd you do, blow your stack?
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Blow your stack? I'll smack you to
snoot.
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Larry! If I can't get it out, help me,
will you? I'm stuck.
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Take it easy, Keanu.
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Your hand all right?
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I don't know.
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It's all right. Ow!
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Give me that. I hope that ring's in
here.
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I'll murder you. Take it easy.
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Hey, that ring went down that brain
pipe.
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How do you know it didn't go down the
water pipe?
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Maybe it did.
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Hey, Sheriff!
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We're in here!
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We got a lot of work to do, so shake a
leg!
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Hold your horses, will you?
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I think that ring slid down one of the
pipes into the basement. We all better
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down there and find it and hurry.
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Well, don't rush me. I gotta wash my
hands.
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Who do you think I am, Anyhow?
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Hey, Anyhow. What?
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Come on. Come on, Anyhow. Come on.
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That's got it.
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But we didn't locate the ring.
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Hold on to this and don't let it slip.
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Give me that blowtorch.
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We can't find a ring while it's leaking.
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I wonder where you shut the water off.
It must be upstairs.
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Water always runs downhill.
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You're a very intelligent imbecile.
Thanks.
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Yeah. Shut the water off! All right.
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Go on! Get the knife.
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Yeah! Don't get busy!
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We're simply dying to see the Van
Brockless. Well, I'll not keep you
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What a great help you are. That other
chowderhead didn't shut the water off.
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you do it.
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Here.
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Wait a minute. Well, I find the valve.
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That's your job, you dummy. Look in the
kitchen. Look in the attic.
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Look at the backyard.
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Oh, it's divine.
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What color. What detail.
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And it's over 200 years old.
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Every museum in the country tried to buy
it. It's a masterpiece, all right.
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What idiot left this water running?
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I did.
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I wonder where those other locks are.
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I've got to get rid of this water.
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Success at last.
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What a nightmare.
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that ring if it kills me.
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That water cut off.
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It's a real fan brocklin, all right.
Worth a fortune.
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Okay, we'll wonder a job.
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Go on, get another list of pipes.
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Go ahead.
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Hey, Mo.
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No wonder the water don't wipe. These
pipes are clogged up with wires.
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Look.
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I'll yank them out and we'll hook the
pipes up all over again.
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You watch the brain. Go on. All right.
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No, we don't go in for a sculpture.
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Who bought you?
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We just... As I said, we don't... As
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I said, we don't... Short circuit, no
doubt.
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Where is that water cut off?
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That does it. End of the line.
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Okay.
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We'll try and get these pipes together
and everything will be okie -dokie. All
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right.
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It's hard to show Gold Creek.
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I'll find this thing or else.
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Must be a loose washer.
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How do you like that?
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I'll fix that in a minute. Must be a
loose washer.
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Dear me,
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I can't understand what's holding up
dinner.
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Sorry, folks, dinner's postponed on the
count of three.
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I'm sure it won't be long.
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Shall we see what's on the television
set?
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Excellent. Excellent idea.
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We get the most amazing result.
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Good evening, friends.
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That's odd.
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The sound, but no picture. Our special
feature for tonight will be glimpses of
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scenic America.
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First, we take you to Niagara Falls.
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I'll get it in a minute.
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Oh, dear!
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Change your clothes, dear. You're all
wet.
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I'll let the water run out the window.
That's what I'll do.
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I say, you television people!
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Madam, shall I get you some water?
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No!
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Oh, my painting, it's gone.
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Nobody leaves the house. Sorry, just the
formality.
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I'll call the police.
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What? Who?
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What do I... How brave! What?
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that water shut off. Shut off? Shut up!
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Maybe the ring went behind that basin.
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Here, pry that basin away from that wall
just one inch so I can look behind it.
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Now, if I was a ring, where would I go?
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I'm sorry, Moe. So am I.
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You imbecile, you... Hey, the ring has
been in your hair all...
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Thank you.
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I'm frantic, gentlemen, frantic.
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Someone stole our new $50 ,000 painting.
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Where's Shemp? He loves pictures. I
think he's upstairs.
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Wait here, boss. We'll be right back.
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Come on.
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Anything, anything.
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I must have a drink of water.
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You folks going somewhere?
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Just looking for a drink of water. Turn
on anything. You'll get it.
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We can't make it out that way. We'll be
searched.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They won't find anything.
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I'll put the picture in here until the
excitement blows over.
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They'll never find the painting in this
pipe.
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You go to the car. I'll be right with
you.
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you dare throw that pie?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I didn't see that. Oh, no,
you don't.
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Are you here, Moe? No, I just left. Oh,
get out of here. Next time, watch where
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you... Ron.
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I'll get you a nice reward.
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Oh, boy, a reward.
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Won't Shemp be glad to hear this? He
certainly will.
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Hey, where is that putting head Shemp?
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