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Sweethearts are here.

Listen, Larry, we're... Oh,

yeah?

Me and the lifeboats.

Me and the women first.

Come on, get up, get up.

Hey, breakfast!

Yeah. Come on, our girls are here. Rise and shine.

early. Maybe it's because we're so irresistible. Oh, yeah, that could be.

are you?

Hurry up. Let us in. All right, I'm coming.

No, we've got to talk to you.

We're in trouble.

Take it easy, girls. I'll call Shant.

Shant, get up.

Chiba, Reba, and Heba are here.

Come on.

Watch this.

You guys snore so loud I couldn't sleep, so I've gone down to open the

restaurant. We'll see you later.

P .S., if you don't get this note, let me know and I'll write you another.

Signed, Shem. You like that dummy.

Our guardian is going to sell us to the Sultan of Pishpash.

Unless we each pay him 1 ,000, she'll blame a virgin tax within three days.

And we don't have the money.

Oh, gosh.

Gee, girls, we don't have the money either. After all, we're only poor

a small restaurant.

Girls, girls, girls, please.

Please don't worry. We have three days.

We'll get the money. We hope.

Yeah, if waste comes to waste, we can rob a bank.

Yeah.

He's been working around thieves so much, he's beginning to think like one.

Now, girls, don't worry. We'll find a way out. Cheer up.

and blow your nose.

Boy,

you're really weepy.

Service! Yes,

sir, coming up. Yes, sir, we have all the service.

At your service.

Boy, if I hadn't ducked, we'd have collided sure. What a narrow escape.

We'll have you all fixed up in a minute.

Watch this.

Oh, happy birthday.

I would leave it on. People don't know if you're coming or going with this on.

There you are, sir.

You look very pretty and the spaghetti is as good as new.

Why, you... No!

Dog of dogs, how dare you?

A thousand pardons, it was unavoidable.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

This would degrade you.

It is true.

I'm an aristocrat. I am Hassan bin Subbar.

I had a few too many myself.

Quiet. We've got to clean up this mess.

Quiet. Get busy.

Travel by night.

Perhaps the half a dollar does not... Greetings, greetings.

Let's bring the map, half a dollar.

Aye, chief.

But as I slit his throat with his dying breath, he said someone else had a

duplicate map.

Tis bad. We must leave at once if we are to be the first to reach King

Rutentutin's tomb.

Make preparations to depart immediately.

Aye, chief.

But remember the curse.

He who touches the jewel first is doomed to a thousand deaths.

We must secure the services of three.

And when we get them to do our bidding... Yes, but we'd best have food

travel.

Boys, we just gotta find a way to get the money for our sweethearts.

I got it!

I got it, I got it! He's got it! Tell us, kid, what do you got? A terrific

headache. Oh, I'll cure that.

Service! Waiters!

Service! Waiters!

Yes,

sir! Oh!

What do you have?

We want to... We don't have any more.

All we got... left is rabbit and hot dogs.

Rabbit. Hot dog. Hot dog. They'll take rabbit. Okay, coming up. Coming right

Coming right up.

There we are, pepper and salt.

Cancel. Cancel.

Get out of here.

Come here, you.

I heard you think you could get away.

Now I got you. Come on.

Or could it?

You stay here, you'll be a good boy. You now sit there.

When it comes to cooking, I'm going to catch me out.

Sit down.

Oh, but I'm not tired. I'll just stand while you eat. Sit down with your hands

on or off.

You talk us into it.

Did you

hear anything?

Yeah, I did.

Sit down and eat. Eat.

Please don't hide.

Eat!

Well?

I killed it. I killed it.

I killed it.

This just can't be.

Forget the mustard.

So you are the perpetrator of this. Sit down and eat.

Sit down. A pleasure.

Thank you.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

There's the dog and cat.

Why don't you tell me? What?

Get out. Let him alone.

Man.

These three, they are the ones that get the jewel for us.

Right.

Gentlemen. Who came in?

No, you.

How would you boys like to make a thousand shield planers?

You've convinced us. What do we have to do? There is a diamond worth of King

Branson. Here's 18's ransom. Gentlemen, this map will lead us to the treasure.

Now pay strict attention.

Hassan Ben Sogar, you are late. I got the diamond, you got the gate.

Signed, oh my gosh, Emerald Schmoe.

Oh, ruined, defeated.

That murderous cutthroat.

He has the famous 100 carat diamond.

A hundred carats, he sure knew his onions.

Quiet.

This map is useless to me now.

With that diamond, I could have quit my job as the doorman at the Oasis Hotel.

Hey, spinach chin.

Do you mean to tell me you're only a doorman?

Yes. Well, there's the doorman.

Will you give me five for this?

No, but I'll give you two. I'll take it.

The Emir Shmoe stole that rootin' tootin' diamond.

Yeah, and we're gonna get it back from him. Return it to its rightful owner,

a big reward, and then pay the taxes for our sweetheart.

Yeah, but the Emir Shmoe's a cutthroat.

Suppose he cuts my throat.

So, you look like you have two mouths. I look like I... Now, pay attention.

Come here.

Now, here's the plan.

There he is, and he's wearing the diamond.

Cheers to get it. Yeah.

See, Fife, oh, son.

I'm the evil spirit that guards the rootin' tootin' diamond.

Give it to me lest evil befall you.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Go Scram!