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Good night, children.

Now be good little boys and go right to sleep. Not till you tell us a bedtime

story.

Okay, okay.

Once upon a time, there was a lion.

Was it a big lion, Daddy?

Yeah, it was 50 feet from tail to head, 50 feet from head to tail, 100 feet all

together. It was a dandelion.

Oh, no.

Philly! Tell us about brave knights, Uncle Maul.

No knights.

Tell us a scary one about ghosts.

No knights and no ghosts. Tell us one with a lot of killings and a lot of

murders in it so we can sleep real good.

I want knights.

No knights. Ghosts.

Killings and murders I want.

I want knights. I want knights.

Quiet! Quiet!

All right.

We'll tell you one with knights, ghosts, and murders.

Once upon a time, your daddies and I were in the trucking and moving

Well, one night we were sent to a spooky old castle to pick up some antiques. It

was raining cats and dogs, and the wind was howling.

The lizard smorgasbord, Pat.

Buy some camber.

Yeah, come on. I'm coming.

This joint gives me the creeps.

Uh -oh.

Hey, chef, come on.

All right.

about. You know we got furniture to move. I can't help it. My umbrella won't

close. You're just a dumper. Give it to me.

I'll close it.

Cut out the clowning. We got work to do.

The sooner we get out of this spooky joint, the better I'll like it.

What was that?

Why, that was... Why, that was the creaky door.

Hello, everybody.

This is Desmond of the Outer Sanctorum.

Strange things will happen in this mysterious castle.

Who could get along without a nice bloody murder, hmm?

Yes, there will be strange happenings.

Happenings. That's strange.

Come on. Oh, oh, oh. Out, out. Out, out.

I hate this castle.

People said it was haunted.

Ah, go on.

There's no such thing as haunted houses and spooks. That was just a coincidence.

Who does this belong to?

Just a coincidence.

Come on, let's get started.

Well, say, thank you.

What are you thanking me for? I wasn't thanking you for anything.

Then why were you thanking me? Can't say a word.

But I did.

Why didn't you say so when I first asked you?

I didn't say anything. One of us is nuts and it can't be you.

Right.

Keep your big mouth shut.

Just a minute.

People have a right to talk, you know.

Oh, a wise guy, eh?

Let him alone.

Now listen, we gotta get busy.

You help me get the table over to the truck. You take the armor.

Come on.

Please don't take me away. I beg of you.

Put me down. I beseech you.

What

do you

like, that lazy?

Fine time to take a nap.

Get some butter here.

Look, Mo. Look, Mo. Mo. I'm telling you. Never mind. Go on. Help Larry. I'll

take the armor.

Nitwit.

You are a gentleman.

Oh, think nothing of it. I... That's funny.

For a minute, I thought that armor spoke to me.

I did.

Hey,

folks. That suit of armor, it's haunted. It just spoke to me. It spoke to me,

too. Ah, you goofy.

Honest, Larry. It just spoke to me. Yeah.

Ah, you pretty cats.

I'll take care of this.

Armored talking.

If you've got something to say, say it now before I dump you in a truck.

You guys must be dreaming.

Or maybe he don't talk English.

Polly Rufo say?

Oui, oui, monsieur.

Spassan's the Irish?

Hoot, mon.

Oh, you see?

He don't talk English.

Hey,

fellas. Take it easy. We'll get you out of there. Hurry.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Wait a minute. You're right. That armor is haunted.

It just spoke to me, too.

Hey, it can't be possible.

Things like this just don't happen.

Jim, I think you better go get the armor.

No, I think you better go get the armor. Wait a minute.

I think we all better go get the armor.

Let's not be afraid.

Come on.

Go ahead.

Have no fear, gentlemen.

I am a friendly spirit. Come closer.

It's empty.

There goes my quarter.

Wait a minute. All right.

Boy,

you're really a friendly spirit.

Give. What did you say your name was?

I am the spirit of Sir Tom, the brave knight.

Unscrupulous antique dealers want to sell my armor.

Don't let them do it.

Hey, spirits can't talk. How come you're talking?

Oh, I am a live spirit.

That does it. Go out to the truck and get that bottle. I gotta have a drink.

too. Me three.

Make it four.

I still think I'm dreaming.

See if I'm awake.

You're awake.

Yes, but you won't be for long.

Come here. Oh, look out. Oh,

oh.

Spin out, you guys. I got the bottle.

Oh, boy.

Stop pouring. Okay.

Down

the hatchet.

Hooray.

Why don't you watch your manners?

Now, this is all very well, Tom, but we got orders to move all the junk out of

here, including you.

Gentlemen, I warn you, if you take me, bad luck will pursue you.

Heed my warning.

Somebody's playing jokes on us. This ain't possible.

Yeah, you get the rest of the stuff. I'll take this tin can out.

There's the, uh... Uh -oh.

Bad luck is beginning to start.

Oh, fiddlesticks. I'm fed up with spooks. So am I.

Come on, let's get this junk out of here. Come on, go ahead.

I got to get my hat. Go ahead.

Hey, chef, come on.

Hold your horses, will you?

Oh, oh.

Oh, tricks, eh?

Wise guy, eh? You can make this hat jump till doomsday, but you won't frighten

me again.

I'm through being scared of your phony, spooky business.

Why, go, go, go!

What's wrong with you now?

That bad luck was down my back, biting me. It was scratching me to death. Six

lions were tearing me apart, bit by bit. Six lions!

Quit lying.

You're only stalling. Go on, get busy.

Go ahead.

We'll pick this chest first. Get on it.

Wait a minute, it's too heavy. We'll have to take it piecemeal. You guys take

the junk off the top and I'll take the drawers.

Hurry up.

Greetings,

Jim. I said, greetings, that is.

Who are you?

Me? I'm Red.

Oh, you're Red Stilton.

boys. But let's get out of here.

Wait a minute, fellas. That spirit locked us in.

Hold it. I'll push that door down.

Stand aside.

Oh, say it yourself.

Okay,

I'm all right. What we need is a harder head.

I think you got something there. Let's go.

I want to get out of here.

stop dreaming. Let's quit acting like babies, will you? Come on, let's get

The first thing that goes on the truck is the armor, Sir Tom.

What happened after that, Daddy?

He chopped our heads off.