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Good night, children.
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Now be good little boys and go right to
sleep. Not till you tell us a bedtime
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story.
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Okay, okay.
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Once upon a time, there was a lion.
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Was it a big lion, Daddy?
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Yeah, it was 50 feet from tail to head,
50 feet from head to tail, 100 feet all
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together. It was a dandelion.
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Oh, no.
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Philly! Tell us about brave knights,
Uncle Maul.
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No knights.
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Tell us a scary one about ghosts.
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No knights and no ghosts. Tell us one
with a lot of killings and a lot of
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murders in it so we can sleep real good.
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I want knights.
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No knights. Ghosts.
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Killings and murders I want.
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I want knights. I want knights.
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Quiet! Quiet!
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All right.
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We'll tell you one with knights, ghosts,
and murders.
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Once upon a time, your daddies and I
were in the trucking and moving
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Well, one night we were sent to a spooky
old castle to pick up some antiques. It
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was raining cats and dogs, and the wind
was howling.
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The lizard smorgasbord, Pat.
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Buy some camber.
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Yeah, come on. I'm coming.
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This joint gives me the creeps.
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Uh -oh.
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Hey, chef, come on.
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All right.
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about. You know we got furniture to
move. I can't help it. My umbrella won't
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close. You're just a dumper. Give it to
me.
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I'll close it.
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Cut out the clowning. We got work to do.
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The sooner we get out of this spooky
joint, the better I'll like it.
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What was that?
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Why, that was... Why, that was the
creaky door.
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Hello, everybody.
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This is Desmond of the Outer Sanctorum.
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Strange things will happen in this
mysterious castle.
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Who could get along without a nice
bloody murder, hmm?
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Yes, there will be strange happenings.
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Happenings. That's strange.
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Come on. Oh, oh, oh. Out, out. Out, out.
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I hate this castle.
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People said it was haunted.
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Ah, go on.
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There's no such thing as haunted houses
and spooks. That was just a coincidence.
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Who does this belong to?
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Just a coincidence.
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Come on, let's get started.
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Well, say, thank you.
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What are you thanking me for? I wasn't
thanking you for anything.
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Then why were you thanking me? Can't say
a word.
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But I did.
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Why didn't you say so when I first asked
you?
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I didn't say anything. One of us is nuts
and it can't be you.
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Right.
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Keep your big mouth shut.
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Just a minute.
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People have a right to talk, you know.
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Oh, a wise guy, eh?
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Let him alone.
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Now listen, we gotta get busy.
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You help me get the table over to the
truck. You take the armor.
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Come on.
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Please don't take me away. I beg of you.
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Put me down. I beseech you.
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What
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do you
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like, that lazy?
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Fine time to take a nap.
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Get some butter here.
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Look, Mo. Look, Mo. Mo. I'm telling you.
Never mind. Go on. Help Larry. I'll
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take the armor.
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Nitwit.
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You are a gentleman.
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Oh, think nothing of it. I... That's
funny.
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For a minute, I thought that armor spoke
to me.
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I did.
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Hey,
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folks. That suit of armor, it's haunted.
It just spoke to me. It spoke to me,
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too. Ah, you goofy.
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Honest, Larry. It just spoke to me.
Yeah.
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Ah, you pretty cats.
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I'll take care of this.
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Armored talking.
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If you've got something to say, say it
now before I dump you in a truck.
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You guys must be dreaming.
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Or maybe he don't talk English.
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Polly Rufo say?
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Oui, oui, monsieur.
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Spassan's the Irish?
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Hoot, mon.
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Oh, you see?
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He don't talk English.
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Hey,
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fellas. Take it easy. We'll get you out
of there. Hurry.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Wait a minute. You're right. That
armor is haunted.
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It just spoke to me, too.
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Hey, it can't be possible.
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Things like this just don't happen.
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Jim, I think you better go get the
armor.
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No, I think you better go get the armor.
Wait a minute.
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I think we all better go get the armor.
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Let's not be afraid.
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Come on.
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Go ahead.
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Have no fear, gentlemen.
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I am a friendly spirit. Come closer.
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It's empty.
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There goes my quarter.
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Wait a minute. All right.
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Boy,
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you're really a friendly spirit.
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Give. What did you say your name was?
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I am the spirit of Sir Tom, the brave
knight.
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Unscrupulous antique dealers want to
sell my armor.
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Don't let them do it.
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Hey, spirits can't talk. How come you're
talking?
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Oh, I am a live spirit.
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That does it. Go out to the truck and
get that bottle. I gotta have a drink.
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too. Me three.
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Make it four.
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I still think I'm dreaming.
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See if I'm awake.
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You're awake.
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Yes, but you won't be for long.
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Come here. Oh, look out. Oh,
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oh.
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Spin out, you guys. I got the bottle.
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Oh, boy.
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Stop pouring. Okay.
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Down
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the hatchet.
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Hooray.
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Why don't you watch your manners?
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Now, this is all very well, Tom, but we
got orders to move all the junk out of
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here, including you.
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Gentlemen, I warn you, if you take me,
bad luck will pursue you.
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Heed my warning.
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Somebody's playing jokes on us. This
ain't possible.
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Yeah, you get the rest of the stuff.
I'll take this tin can out.
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There's the, uh... Uh -oh.
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Bad luck is beginning to start.
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Oh, fiddlesticks. I'm fed up with
spooks. So am I.
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Come on, let's get this junk out of
here. Come on, go ahead.
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I got to get my hat. Go ahead.
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Hey, chef, come on.
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Hold your horses, will you?
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, tricks, eh?
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Wise guy, eh? You can make this hat jump
till doomsday, but you won't frighten
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me again.
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I'm through being scared of your phony,
spooky business.
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Why, go, go, go!
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What's wrong with you now?
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That bad luck was down my back, biting
me. It was scratching me to death. Six
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lions were tearing me apart, bit by bit.
Six lions!
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Quit lying.
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You're only stalling. Go on, get busy.
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Go ahead.
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We'll pick this chest first. Get on it.
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Wait a minute, it's too heavy. We'll
have to take it piecemeal. You guys take
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the junk off the top and I'll take the
drawers.
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Hurry up.
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Greetings,
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Jim. I said, greetings, that is.
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Who are you?
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Me? I'm Red.
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Oh, you're Red Stilton.
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boys. But let's get out of here.
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Wait a minute, fellas. That spirit
locked us in.
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Hold it. I'll push that door down.
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Stand aside.
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Oh, say it yourself.
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Okay,
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I'm all right. What we need is a harder
head.
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I think you got something there. Let's
go.
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I want to get out of here.
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stop dreaming. Let's quit acting like
babies, will you? Come on, let's get
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The first thing that goes on the truck
is the armor, Sir Tom.
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What happened after that, Daddy?
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He chopped our heads off.
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