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I do.
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I now pronounce you man and wife.
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Congratulations. And now, if you'll
excuse me, I have to hurry to testify at
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divorce. Goodbye.
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Bye. Bye.
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We'll never forget you, boy. If it
wasn't for you, we'd have never married
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lovely sisters. So I'm a Cuban.
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Anyway, better you should support him
than I.
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Well, now for our nuptial kiss.
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What's the idea?
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to show you who's going to be boss
around here.
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Wait a minute. Now, get out in the
kitchen and roast the turkey. Yes, make
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hot muffins and coffee. Wait a minute.
We don't know how to cook. It's time you
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learn. That's what husbands are for.
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Now, get going.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a
minute.
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What girls? I didn't... Shut up!
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Now, go on. Pick the feathers off that
turkey while I study how to cook it.
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Crockett? Oh, come on. Peel that turkey.
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There must be an easier way to get the
feathers off that turkey.
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I got an idea. Wait here.
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Watch over lightly.
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Right, sir.
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to get busy with this turkey.
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Gee, fellas, I didn't know my sisters
were so mean. They'll prove it. I'll
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you. Yeah? Well, get over there and make
some muffins and coffee.
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Go ahead.
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All right.
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I'll get back to business here.
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Uh -oh. Poor turkey. I cut it. Wait a
minute. I'll get a stepstick pencil.
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Watch your stepstick.
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Let's see now. Muffins, muffins,
muffins.
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Three spoons of flour.
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One, two, three.
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Add one egg.
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Now add some milk.
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Now a pinch of baking flour. No, a spoon
of baking powder.
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Oh, I'll make it rich.
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Now mix well.
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Please, make like this.
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Thank you.
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There we are.
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Got the aftershave lotion?
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Right on.
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See you later, fella.
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You see, in order to brown a turkey, you
paint it with solid oil.
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Solid oil. Let's see. Maybe it's in
here.
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No.
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Solid oil.
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Well.
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There we are.
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Rub them down, kid.
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There we are.
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Okay.
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Open up the stove, boy.
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Open that door.
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It's already lit. Now unroast it.
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That bird will be out of this world.
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Yeah, it's too good for those elephants
we married.
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Hey, it's on fire. Do something.
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way, kid.
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Delicious turkey.
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Nice hot muffin.
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And I made them myself.
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Oh, that's that cheap modern furniture.
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Boy,
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if that's married life, I don't want any
part of it. I'll never get married. But
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you hooked us, you rat.
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And we'll get even with you.
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Hey, wait a minute, Chef. We've got to
give a music lesson.
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That's enough.
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That's enough. We've done enough for
today.
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You might hurt your voice. You know,
bend it, crack it, or break it or
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something. Oh, Professor, you're so
considerate.
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I'm just crazy about you.
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Don't forget, we've got another lesson
Tuesday.
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Gargle with old razor blades. All right,
Professor.
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I know you wouldn't want anything to
happen to my throat.
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Except to have somebody cut it. How
would you like to be married to a dame
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that? Don't even say that.
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I ought to. You ought to what? I ought
to be a little more careful.
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Well, shut up and listen. Do you
remember your Uncle Caleb? Do I? Why,
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tightwad, he'd steal flies from a blind
spider.
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But, Champ, he's... He's a louse and a
weasel. Yeah? Well, he just died and
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you 500 ,000 bucks. Just like that old
skinflint.
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500 ,000 bucks!
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But there's one little catch.
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You get the dough, provided you're
married.
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So... Married? No.
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No, fellas. I'm gonna faint.
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Oh!
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For what?
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If you get married within 48 hours of
the reading of the will. What time was
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that? Six o 'clock the night before
last.
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You just got seven hours to get yourself
a bride. It can't be done. No woman is
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interested in me.
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Maybe not, pal.
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But if you look real hard, you might
find one that's interested in a half a
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million bucks.
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Maybe you got something there. You're
darn right he has. You know any girls?
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I got a lot of numbers, but I haven't
had much luck with them lately.
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Well, you can't get killed for trying.
Where's the phone? There's a booth down
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the hall. Well, what are we waiting for?
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Down the hall.
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Hello? Is this Ginger Gray?
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It is?
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Well, this is your little snoogums.
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I'm about to do you a big favor.
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Will you marry me?
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Hey, any luck?
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I've got one phone number and one nickel
left.
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Well, start using it.
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Oh, you clumsy ox, you. Where'd that go?
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It was down here someplace.
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Let's find it.
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It's on that side.
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Oh,
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no.
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Take this receiver. I got it. I got it.
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All right. Just take it. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. All right.
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Now, wait.
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Get this out of my hair here.
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All right. All right.
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Easy, easy, easy. All right. Easy. All
right. Now, wait a minute.
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Can you dial from there? No. Can you?
Yeah.
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Oh. Oh.
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Wait a minute. If I come around like
this one and get up in this one, how's
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that? Well, it don't feel as good as
when I did this. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait. Take it easy. Now, look.
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We ain't getting no place fast.
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Let's get at this thing right the right
way. Get this off.
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that, don't you?
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Right.
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That's what I want to know.
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Wait a minute.
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Did you get a load of that?
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What a dish. I wonder who she is.
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We'll soon find out. Oh, boy. Yes. Who's
the new dame? A Miss Hopkins.
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Miss Hopkins? Did you hear that, kid?
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And good -looking, too. Go get her,
Shep.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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You can't propose to a girl looking like
that. We've got to give you the words.
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Come on.
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Hello. Oh, hello.
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Come in.
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Cousin Basil. Oh, I'm so happy to see
you.
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I've just been dying to meet you.
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You're even cuter than that lady said
you were.
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Oh, boy, success.
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Yeah, listen to those kisses.
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Cut it.
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Oh, you must be exhausted after your
long trip. Sit down.
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Let me look at you, Cousin Basil.
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Now, don't you go away.
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Hello? Yes, this is Miss Hopkins.
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Your Cousin Basil?
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Well, then who is... I was just... How
dare you pretend to be my cousin Basil?
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I'll teach you a thing or two. You
won't.
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Don't you dare strike me.
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Taking advantage of a poor, weak,
helpless woman.
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You horrible person, you.
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What happened, kid?
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Can I help it if I ain't cousin Basil?
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Professor, are you all right?
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Oh, I'm fine.
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All I wanted to do was propose, but...
Propose?
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You mean you'll really marry him? Oh, of
course.
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He's my little old dreamboat.
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Your little dreamboat is sailing.
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Wait a minute. You're going to sail away
from a half a million bucks? We only
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got two hours left.
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Come on, get going.
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Say,
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here's the license. My pal wants to get
married in a rush. Oh, splendid.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Hello?
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Who? Mr. Howard.
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Yes, he's here.
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Okay, thanks.
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That was the clerk at the apartment.
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Those dames you phoned this morning
found out about the 500 grand and the
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papers. Come on, pal, we gotta make this
fast.
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Have you got the ring?
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Why, certainly.
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Join hands, you lovebirds.
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Uh -uh.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Who is this character?
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She's the bride.
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Oh, yeah?
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Not while I got my strength.
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Tell me, didn't you propose to me? Yes,
but I'm with you.
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didn't you? Yes, but you tied me down.
That was before I read the papers. Now I
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accept. Look at that. We'd better do
something fast.
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Yeah.
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