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Pardon me, Inspector.
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There are three chaps outside insisting
upon an interview.
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Very well, Dawson. Show them in. Yes,
sir.
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Oh,
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well. Good morning.
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Good morning.
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And what can I do for you, gentlemen?
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Oh, before we answer that, I want to
prove we're not gentlemen.
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Give me my lip, will you?
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Fooled you, didn't we?
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Now, if you don't mind explaining...
We're first -class detectives,
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We came to answer your ad. Ad?
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Yes, here it is. One of experienced yard
men. Apply, Inspector McCormick,
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Scotland Yard. That's you, isn't it?
Yes, but I'm afraid you don't
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Oh, yeah, but look here. He and I are
the same.
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A1 Correspondence School of Detectives.
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Oh, yes.
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Mail order detectives.
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I'll give you your chance.
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Oh, boy.
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Your assignment is to locate some
missing papers.
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Missing papers?
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We must locate the missing papers.
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Locate missing papers. Fine detectives
we turn out to be. This is humiliating.
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Quit squawking, you guys. Don't you know
if we do a good job, they might promote
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us to be detectives. Now carry on.
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Get busy.
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I'll see that Inspector McCormick gets
the message.
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Thank you.
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We're in a hurry. Use the big clippers.
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If there's any more paper in this yard,
I'll eat it.
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Here comes your lunch.
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Hey, Shem. Hey, Larry.
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Come here.
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Look at this.
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To Inspector McCormick.
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Headquarters advises that an American
named Dapper may have connection with
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theft of the Punjab diamond.
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He hangs around McGuffey's Hotel and
Cafe on Bleak Street.
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Signed, Dawson.
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What a break. Just what we need.
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I don't get it. What have we got to do
with the Punjab diamond? Didn't you read
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in the newspaper that it was stolen from
the museum yesterday?
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Sure, and if we get it back, we're in.
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Great. Let's play this Dapper guy a
visit. We'll clean up this case like we
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cleaned up this yard.
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Clean as a whistle. Come on, let's blow.
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Not bad.
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Not good.
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Get the bag.
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Get the bag.
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Get there.
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Hey, fellas, wait for me. Wait for me.
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The Punjab diamond, kiddies.
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Fourth largest diamond in the world.
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And it's all ours.
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What a hunk of ice.
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Yeah, hot ice, baby. Hotter than the lid
of a pot -bellied stove.
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And now we'll collect the ransom money
from the circus for the gorilla we
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kidnapped from them.
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Then we'll have passage money to take us
on this hot ice to America.
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Well, you all know what to do, so let's
get going.
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Take care of this, baby. Let's go.
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We'll snoop around the joint and we'll
find him.
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Anybody wants a turn back, now's the
time.
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Oh, deserters, eh?
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Come on, boys, put on a bold front.
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Hey, fellas, come here.
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That dame looks suspicious to me.
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Let's investigate.
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It's liquor.
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She's getting shicker. I'll do it
quicker.
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Watch your P's and Q's.
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What goes on here?
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Sorry, ma 'am. We're detectives looking
for a guy called Dapper, ma 'am.
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Ain't never heard of him.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hey, she might be Dapper's girlfriend.
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Yeah, she could have the diamond hidden
in that purse.
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Let's look.
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ma 'am. We got to get the facts, ma 'am.
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No diamond.
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Nope, she's as clean as a hound's tooth.
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Sorry, lady.
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That's okay, fellas.
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Hey,
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come on, we still gotta find Dapper.
Yeah, hey, how about those blokes over
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there?
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Hey, are you Dapper?
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Are you?
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Yeah, you can't hit a man with glasses.
Come on.
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Here.
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Watch them. Cops are heading for the
back room. Don't lose your head.
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Examine this room carefully. We've got
to get to the heart of this case. Right,
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doctor.
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What do you hear?
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Tremont. Good.
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Establish a time.
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What does your watch say?
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Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick.
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No, no, no, Moe.
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Step aside.
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I'll find a clue, I hope.
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Why
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don't
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you tell me I left it open?
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Sorry, Moe, you left the drawer open.
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Very observant. Thank you. You're
welcome.
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Get out of here.
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Hey, come on.
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Search it.
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Nobody there.
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Why was I mistaken?
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Just a minute. How dare you?
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Take it easy, sister. Welcome for a guy
named Dapper. Dapper? I never heard of
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him. I'm all alone.
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Good. I mean, we'll check on that. Look
everywhere, men.
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Keep your mind on your business.
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You, too.
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Use a fine tooth comb.
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I haven't got a comb. Will a wire brush
do?
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Why, fine.
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Hey, fellas, look.
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D, that stands for dapper. That's my
cigarette case. Just a minute.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, boy, evidence. Let's weigh it. Let's
smoke.
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Quiet. Sister, you ain't fooling nobody.
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We're camping right here till dapper
shows up.
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I feel so awful.
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I've never been in trouble before.
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With oranges, it's much harder.
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She's fainted. Fellas, help. Do
something.
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Look out.
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Get some water, quick.
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What happened, kid? She must have got a
good look at you.
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Come on, sister. Here's the water. Oh,
thanks.
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How do you like that?
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You all right, kid?
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Oh, yes. It's just that you policemen
frighten me so.
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But we ain't real policemen, lady. We
only graduated from detective school.
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And if we catch the crook who stole the
Punjab diamond, we're sitting pretty.
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Right. And this is our first assignment.
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And your last.
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Oh!
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Muscles! Dapper!
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Detective school, huh?
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and this nitwit swallowed the diamond.
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Me? That last mint was it.
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Okay, stupid.
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I'll give you three minutes to get that
diamond back or we'll cut it out of you.
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No, no. No, no.
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Give it to him, you fool.
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Yeah, you want to slice it open like a
dead fish? No, no. I'll try to get it
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back. Hope I didn't digest it.
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I got a better idea.
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Now you're getting smart.
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Open your mouth.
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Must
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be
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caught on something.
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Maybe it's its appendix. We'll soon find
out. You got a longer one of these
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things?
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Come on, come on. Wait a minute.
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Not even a tonsil. And now I'll
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try. Gentlemen, I think this calls for
an operation.
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No, no, not that.
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Sorry, boys. This way, right in here.
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Right there.
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Thanks, darling. You better wait
outside. This is no place for a weak
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They're killing him. We've got to get
out.
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Cut it out. Cut it out. That's just what
we're going to do.
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We're trapped like rats. Speak for
yourself.
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Yeah. All right. I'll take you by the
hand. Yeah. Little boy.
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Come on.
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You've got to listen to me. Come on. How
do you like this guy? Too scared?
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There it is.
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Good. Hey, ain't you even going to put
him to sleep?
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You're going to get technical, eh?
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In the closet.
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That's it.
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Ah, well, okay.
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Anesthetic.
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Come on, come on, give it to me.
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Hey, Doc, how's about talking this over?
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Moe! Larry!
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Hit the lock, hit the lock, hit the
lock.
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Oh, I'm sorry. That looked like a lock.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Look, fellas, look. I got the Punjab
diamond.
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Boy, that's great.
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Yeah. But tell me, how did you happen to
swallow that thing in the first place?
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Oh, like this.
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Wait a minute, Shem. Hold this. I'll get
it out.
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There.
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Boy, it's dark in there. Stand still,
will you?
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Larry,
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here. I'm going to operate.
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Oh, operate.
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No, you're not going to operate on me.
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Anesthetic. Now, I'll tell you right now
you ain't.
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Okay, let him down easy.
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Okay, boys.
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