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Anchors Aways!

To woo our maidens fair, we bring them flowers and while away ours. But get ye

not in their hair.

Oh,

a thousand hearty.

Hold now, fair damsels, tis courting we come.

Would she be my wife and marry for life?

Zoot, that's real joy.

Keep that crazy talk, man.

We must await

to the king and ask permission to marry these loving damsels.

Hold it. Please hold it.

Let go. Let go.

Ow, ow, ow.

What a swell jointed.

A marriage plea, Your Majesty.

Your Royal Majesty, we pray permission to wed our sweethearts forthwith, if not

forthwith her.

Permission granted, but not until after Princess Alicia has wed Prince Gallant

of Rhododendron.

But, sire, when will that be?

When the flowers bloom in the spring.

The spring!

The spring!

My soldiers can always get this.

Father, I beg leave.

Granted.

A toast to thee, O noble king, for giving us grant to wed in the spring.

Thou art a mozza head.

Oh! Oh!

Seest this?

Ouches, ouches. Your Majesty, Princess Alicia has been abducted by some knaves

did not recognize.

Call out the guards. Notify the FBI.

FBI? Yes, Flanagan, Brannigan, and Iskovich.

Detectives. Oh, woe is me.

Champion, laureate, we must rescue the fair princess or we cannot win.

Indeed, indeed.

But make thee haste. To horse, to horse. We shall scour the countryside.

Wait. Our steed is not shod. Sue has not a shoe.

Then we will shoe Sue, for if Sue has no shoe, a shoeing Sue we must do.

They're off it!

Blacksmith!

Blacksmith!

Blacksmith! Blacksmith, where art thou?

Wait a minute.

Gone to rest under the spreading chestnut tree.

Will Edge, blacksmith.

Shepard, get yarn bellows and keep the forge red hot. We'll shoe -sue

Lariat, stoke yarn fire. I'll help thee.

Your best friend should tell thee.

Check at the lake with yarn bellows.

Standeth me with a breeze from yon bellows, lest I suffocate from the heat.

but I cannot.

Pump yon bellows, violet, pump!

Seeth?

Giveth it to me.

Thou art a lame brain.

Stop it, this nonsense.

Hast thou forgotten the princess?

Or putneth up thy lip.

Strange, there was water just a second ago.

Make a paste and get some hot horseshoes from yon forge.

Time marcheth on.

Take this hammer and beat the hue.

Nay, I have not the heart to beat an innocent hue.

Thou art a dumb cluck.

bringeth Sue forward. Larius, you helpeth him.

Shepard, lift the mule's foot and pass it to me.

Okay.

Susie, lift your leg now.

Come on, Susie, lift your leg.

Don't be stubborn. Come on, Susie.

Lift your legs.

has made me shoe the wrong mule.

Out of the way.

Out of the way now.

I think you did that on

purpose. Quiet. See that?

Yes.

Let the man show you how to shoe, Sue.

Fetch thee, wise guy.

This hammer will hold thy tail down.

Yes, sir, smarty cat.

Giveth me thy foot.

Giveth me.

Let's get out of here. Let's find out.

Quiet, lads. Quiet.

We must listen for the signal bell.

Then we will push the princess up the ladder into the magician's box.

So they've got the princess. We've got to do something.

Yeah, but they're heavily armed and they outnumber us. Let me at them. I'll tear

them limb for limb. Let me at them. Well, what's keeping you? Me.

Go on.

disagreed, Your Majesty, that if I recover the Princess Alicia through my

I may have a hand in marriage?

Yes, yes.

Just bring back my daughter unharmed.

Your Majesty will observe that the box is quite empty.

Now then, Your Majesty, I will take my magic robe and with the three magic

words, abracadabra, abracadabra, abracadabra. Now then, Your Majesty.

Your Majesty, watch Yon Box closely.

And I will perform my magic. I will take Yon Box and throw her in half. And in

her stead will appear the princess completely unharmed.

Observe.

I got it. I got it. What? A terrific headache.

Listen,

we've got to use strategy.

We've got to use strategy.

Who's asking you?

Oh, listen, this is what we got to do.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Princess.

I, Shepherds, shall release thee.

miserable wretches to the dungeon and we'll do away with them.

A fourth.

Patience. I now take these swords, for my magic is the greatest, and I punch it

in the box.

He got me.

Oh, no blood. No blood.

Father. Daughter. Murder.

You're right.

He is okay.

Wait a minute, Moe.

Purely an accident.

Wait.

Wait a minute, Moe. Wait a minute, Moe.