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Hello?

Hello?

Will you wake up, you snoring hyenas? I can't hear a thing.

Stop snoring.

Hello?

No wonder I can't hear a thing. There's nobody on the line.

Hey, it's a telegram from Bill.

This explains why you didn't come home last night.

Got married last night, flying home today.

Sorry, must ask you to move.

Order TV set delivered today.

Payment for installing antenna.

Repay you later. Regards, Bill.

Say. Why can't we put up the television antenna ourselves?

And we save the money for the wedding present. Wonderful. Let's clean up the

joint. Now, rise and shine. Okay.

Rise and shine, that's all.

Oh, that's nice of him to send a telegram. Yes.

Why

don't

you watch where you're going?

Relax. As soon as I eat this jelly sandwich, I'll help you guys.

I can't work on an empty stomach. Well, I'm hungry and I have no... Oh, shut up

and finish your job.

Help me get it loose. The water must have swelled his head. Oh, he always had

swell head.

Stop doing it for me. You're doing it to me.

Oh, my neck. You nitwit.

Say,

did you say you were hungry?

Oh, I'm starved. How'd you like to have my sandwich? Oh, I'd love it. You got

it.

Why?

Get another bucket full of water and finish up the mopping or you'll find out

why and how.

Yes?

Go get some water.

What a nitwit.

I didn't saw a guy like that.

I

didn't

know you would stand there, Mo. I wouldn't have slammed the door.

Oh, you slammed it? Yeah.

That's all right, kid.

Hey, is that a spot?

Where?

There. Now, go on. Get busy.

I don't want any more trouble with you either.

Okay, okay.

Get to work. I gotta make myself another sandwich. I hope you choke.

How do you

like that? No more jelly.

Guess I'll have to eat cheese.

Gotta get some bread.

I'll get some more water and be right back.

Oh, darn that door again.

It too.

Valuable antique. You muttonhead.

Yummy, yummy.

Stop squawking and get busy or I'll dust your brain down again.

That truck guy door again.

I'll fix it.

for the television set.

You bring it right over? Thanks.

Hey,

Mo! Champ!

Oh, we stole him.

Two guys are never around when you want them.

Look at this boy.

All right, we'll give you a hand.

There you are.

Ouch! Ouch, my finger.

I nearly ruined the ring my girl won for me in the Cracker Jack box.

I'll take it off for safety.

It's fine.

But that won't stop me.

Hey,

we're short a couple of screws.

Go in the kitchen and get some. Okay.

Oh, I twisted my ankle.

Hey, this is a control knob off the television set.

You stepped on it and bent it. Now get a hammer and fix it.

This thing is still loose.

I got you.

I lost a knob.

I need a longer arm or a shorter wall.

Shorter wall.

Nothing's going to help you. Come on.

I'll get you.

Why?

My beautiful Cracker Jack ring is in here.

Right in here.

I've got it.

No, you haven't, but you're going to get it. Wait a minute, Moe. That thing

costs a hundred bucks. So it does.

Here's something for free.

Burn the joint down.

Listen, I'm telling you... Moe, I dropped a knob in the wall and had to

out. That's no excuse. That's how guys start fires. Playing with matches and

houses. Now, I'm telling you, one of these days... Hey, I smell smoke. You

in the back here?

No.

You idiot, you did set that joint on fire.

Go on, get some water. Hurry up.

Hurry up. Hey, Moe, what's cooking?

You're a goose if you don't shut up and do something. All right.

Come on. Get this thing out. Get

out

of my way when I'm fighting fire. Quit blocking the water. Now I'll have to get

some more.

It's getting worse.

Hey.

Stay in the kitchen.

Go get it. Hurry up. Wait a

minute.

Is that me?

No, it's me.

Well, go on and get that garden hose. Okay. Go on.

Hey!

The fire's in there!

Okay.

That did it, Larry. That did it.

Oh, no, it didn't. But this did!

Oh, whoa, whoa!

Wait a minute. Go shut the water off and hook this on tight.

while I put the television set back together again.

All right.

No.

No.

What?

Just for that, you don't go in there.

and paint glass. Oh, there it is.

Good as new.

Hey, Mo, Mo, I got it. I found the knob. Good work, kid.

The Swiss cheese.

Look what you did to the wall. How are you going to explain that to Bill?

Woodpeckers.

That's a good one, ain't it? Yeah.

Here's a better one.

Yeah?

What happens now?

This. Now, go on. Get those boards up there.

I got to get that plug back so we can plug the television set in.

I'll have this television set together in no time.

Come on, Shemp, hurry up!

Well,

this cockeyed thing won't work here. I better nail it to the roof.

All right, golly.

I'll move a rock now.

I've fought down.

Well, Rosebud, here we are, our little love nest. Yes.

In we go.

But, Bill, darling, a bride never crosses her threshold by herself.

You're right, little dumpling.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!