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Well, well, if it ain't our landlord, Mr. Flint. Cut this off, Soph. I just

to inform you you'll have to vacate at the end of the month when your lease

expires. Why?

Because I made a deal with the Pinch Penny Market that three times the rent

you're paying me.

But we've been here ten years.

Oh, he's only joking, ain't you?

to run out on me.

And now he's done it. Oh, what will I do?

We have a spare room in the back, and you're welcome to it. Oh, thank you.

Bless you, boys.

Poor woman.

It's tough to get on.

Yeah.

Hold it.

Hold it. I got it. What is it? A terrific idea.

If we can discover a vitamin to make old people young, we'll become rich and

famous. It's tremendous.

It's colossal. It's putrid. Right. Then what are we stalling for? Get busy.

After you, doctor.

After you, doctor.

Oh, boy, this time I'm sure we got it. Right -o.

Then remove the pestle and release the fountain of youth.

Right.

It's stuck.

Step aside, Nedwick.

Hold the mortar.

We're ready to try it.

I refuse to be the guinea pig again.

Okay, kid, okay. All you have to do is smell it.

knows when.

I feel giddy.

I actually feel young.

You are.

You are.

Boys,

we did it. We did it. Our fountain of youth and venture will make us rich. We

can buy our own building now.

Come right over here and look.

and seen it with my own eyes, I'd never believe it.

What can I do for you?

I want some bubble gum. Yes, sir.

a skyrocket. No, no, no. It's a cake I baked to celebrate my rebirth.

How do you like it? Oh, that's terrific.

Let's have a slice. Oh, no. It has to be decorated with marshmallows. I'll get

the marshmallows.

Marshmallows. Oh, marshmallows.

Here's one that's open.

Oh, heaven's my roast.

Don't worry. We'll drape the cake.

Here's the marshmallows. All right.

Has marshmallows got pits?

No, they're empty like your skull.

Drape that cake. I'll bring the dishes.

All right.

Marshmallows are a little stale.

We got them in fresh yesterday.

Could be.

This reminds me of Philly, a soul.

And heels.

What do you call this cake?

Marshmallow jumbo.

Tastes more like marshmallow gumbo.

Scallywags. What's all the rackety? Why, I... Serena.

What? Serena, you're young and beautiful.

How did you do it?

We discovered the fountain of youth.

We can make old people young.

Make me young. Make me young. I'll give you this store for nothing.

I've got a deed right here in my pocket. I'll sign it right over to you. That's

fair enough. Get busy, boys.

Now,

wait a minute, Flint. We don't know how this stuff is going to work on a man.

You can't back down on your bargain. It'll work. It worked on Serena.

I feel funny. Awful funny.

I'm starting to feel young already.

I'm turning younger every second.

My blood is boiling like a geyser.

Even my muscles seem to be growing.

I feel as strong as an elephant.

I feel like a changed man.

I feel like I could tear the building apart.

smelling salt. All right, kid.

What's the idea of kicking me, you backbiter?

Honestly, I didn't do it.

You didn't kick me when you were standing.

Oh, I suppose he did it. I had a puncher.

This guy will make us rich. We'll put him in a cage and exhibit the only

gorilla in captivity.

Hey, it would be better with two talking gorillas. Yeah, but where are we going

to get... No, Mo, that look in your eye. I ain't no gorilla. Not yet.

Wait till I get the fountain of youth.

Now, wait a minute. No. Don't get excited. It's great being a gorilla. You

have to pay income tax. I don't care. Let me go.

Let go of me. I don't want to be a gorilla. Wait a minute. Now, don't get

excited. All you have to do is open your mouth and say, ah.