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Hello?

Happy 10th anniversary.

Boy, what a beautiful cake.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.

Rosettes and yellow icing.

If it only had ketchup on it. Yeah, I can hardly wait to sink my teeth in it.

Thank you, but let's have dinner first.

Come on, it's on the table. Well, boy.

Here, baby, give me a kiss, huh?

Huh?

Oh, no.

I got everybody waiting for you. Look at this.

Shut up. Sit down and eat your dinner like a gentleman.

I'll eat, but I'll promise nothing.

Pardon me.

Are you going to eat that lamb alone?

No, I'll wait. Maybe I'll get something else.

Oh. Say, tell me, do you like asparagus?

Love them.

Oh, well, here's a couple of tips for you.

Three no -goods here again?

But, Papa, it's our 10th anniversary.

Yeah. Yeah.

10th engagement anniversary.

But, gee, Papa, it costs money to get married. Give the boys a little time. I

will. Very little.

If they don't marry you this week, you'll marry those three nice plumbers

the street.

Oh, no. Not that.

We'll earn enough money in a week to get married. Yeah, we'll keep our garage

open night and day. We'll fix more cars than you ever heard of. See that you do.

One week.

No more.

Okay, Pop. Come on, let's get busy.

Hold it, hold it.

I'm not going until I get a piece of that cake.

Oh, so you want some cake.

In the worst way.

That's exactly how you're going to get it.

Oh, no, no, no, Moe, no, no.

No, Moe, no, no, no.

Get out of the way.

I was here first. Come on, you.

Get around. Wait a minute.

What's the matter with you?

Hey, fellas, we better get busy

and make a lot of money if we don't want to lose our girls. Okay, then get over

there and tune up that old car.

Champ, you get the tire patches ready.

Hey, Shep, come here.

See if you can find a leak in this tire.

Hey, I can't find any leak.

Oh, you're not doing it right. Here, get over here.

Another inch.

I did it on purpose. I did not. I did not.

Hey, Larry.

Now, if they can only find the right wire...

Larry!

Larry, Larry!

Look at this wire. It's alive.

What wire?

Now I don't see it. Well, maybe you can see this.

You nincompoop?

The word is nincompoop.

Who asked you? I got a...

Ouch! Ouch!

Oh, my poor, sweet, dear, cute, beautiful little head.

We'll take your dear, sweet, cute, little, beautiful head with the ugly

and go back there and see if the stoplight's working.

Go ahead.

Wise guy.

The light must be off because it ain't on.

I'll check the connection.

Sorry, kid.

think I got the right wire.

What makes you think so?

Instinct. Then fix it with your instinct. You probably got the headlight

What are you yelling about?

So you can hear me over the horn.

The horn has stopped.

Oh, so it is.

You imbecile never touch nothing, you bitch.

Let the next boy show you how to disconnect.

You stopped the horn but started the radio going. You know why I... We

this program to bring you a new splash.

Three dangerous convicts made a successful break from the San Brandon

Penitentiary. They commandeered a car which has very little gas in it. All gas

stations and garages are warned to be on the lookout.

What do you know about that? These men are dangerous and may be armed. Be

careful. A bulletin just handed me states there will be a reward for their

apprehension. I wonder how much.

Fifteen hundred dollars.

Thanks. You're welcome.

Yes? You're welcome to attend the opening of the White and Gold Market,

sponsors this program.

Boy, if we can only catch those guys and get them rewarded, we'd be a cinch to

get married. I

fixed

it.

Oh, they got me.

Everything is haunted.

Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey.

Right,

right. That's all right over there, sir.

What can we do for you, sir? Well, you can see that we are out of gas.

And this fender has to be repaired and painted.

But quickly. If you hurry, I pay you double.

We'll hurry and how?

We'll be thrown a jiffy.

Would you step in the office, please? Thank you very much. Thank you.

guys. Yeah, it's a slick chick.

You know, I think they hit something.

Listen, every time you think you're weak in the nation, go get the tools. Oh,

you know, it just occurred to me.

If those men recognize us, they will talk.

I believe it might be advisable to forestall such an eventuality.

Don't you?

No, they might cheat.

We got plenty of work to do.

Okay.

Hey, are you still sleeping? Come on.

We got to smash everything here today, you know. Hey, let me see that rasp.

Look.

Wait a minute.

Now,

sawdust head, get that torch and weld the mud guard.

Come on.

and lame brain.

Let an expert show you how to do this.

Never turn your back on people with a hammer in your hand. Remember that. I'll

show you what I mean by an expert.

Now look.

See what you've done?

I didn't know there was anybody behind me.

Oh boy, you sure broke it. Yeah, the guy will be burned up, won't he? Hey Moe,

we're going to have to replace this winch here.

You said it, we sure will.

Hey, I smell rubbish burning.

Yeah, so do I.

No, it's me!

Don't go away, Moe.

Hold still, Moe. I'll put it out with this wet lacquer.

Flirt with those men to make them hurry.

But don't overdo it. Remember, you're my girl.

You're always jealous.

Gentlemen. Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Would you be darling?

like you. Come on, sit down. Make yourself at home.

We'll show you some real speed.

And some sweet music for a sweet thing.

There we are.

Here are the latest reports on the three escaped convicts. They are driving an

old 1940 black sedan and are accompanied by a woman. They rob the clothing store

and all are wearing brand new suits.

The leader has a prominent scar on his left cheek. He is... Remember that.

in case we run into such guys. Okay.

The woman is wearing a light gray dress and is of average height. One of the men

is short, pudgy.

You have been a perfect darling to give me so much attention.

Oh, I'm always happy to give a lady a helping hand. Don't be so generous!

Hey, take it easy, mister.

We were just listening to the radio.

They were telling about three escaped convicts wearing nice business suits

you. And one of them had a scar on his face like you. And... Hey, it is you!

Call the cops!

I'm going to blast them. No, no, no shooting. We will kill them silently.

Knives are quiet.

Very good.

Wait a minute. I've got to get married next week. I am going to kill you to

death. That's too private.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

Baby, I'm sorry what I do this. I will kill them for this.

Darling, speak to me. Talk to me a couple of syllables.

Something, baby.