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Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

Where? Gentlemen.

You. Oh, okay. We'll be right with you. Yes, sir. We'll be with you before you

can say Fort Ticonderoga. If you can say Fort Ticonderoga. If you can say

anything. Please, gentlemen.

You may prevent a murder.

What did you do? Who did you kill? Who do you want us to cover up for?

Give us a story.

Gentlemen. Last night, my daughter went down to the corner of 1st and J Streets

to buy a paper. That was 26 hours ago, and I haven't heard from her since.

I'm afraid to go to the police. Why?

If she's been abducted, she may come to harm.

What's the name, please?

George B. Bopper. Oh, B.

Bopper. Dig that crazy Bopper name.

Cool, man.

Real George.

Give me some skin.

Give me some skin.

Give me a blot.

Here's a picture of my daughter, Mary.

Run along, mister. We'll bring her back alive.

Listen, boys, we'll use the pie demonstration routine.

We'll go into the neighborhood of 1st and J Streets, campus from house to

giving away sample pies.

Yeah, we'll keep our eyes open and try to find the girl. It won't work. Nobody

gives away samples at night.

Well, tell them we've got to give away a quota and camp the home till we're

through. It won't work, and I ain't going.

Now, what did you say?

I said it would work perfectly. What are we waiting for? Nothing. Come on.

Careful of the pie boxes, fellas.

Don't lick the pies.

Now, remember what we got to do.

What a crummy neighborhood.

Yeah, it's spooky.

Well, we got to start someplace around here if we want to find the girl. Yeah,

we better take another look at her picture so we'll recognize her.

That girl has a beautiful pair of eyes.

Might as well sit still, my dear. You can't escape.

You will feel no pain, Miss Barber.

We'll simply put you to sleep, then transfer your brain in place of that of

girl.

Science will salute you for a marvelous... A

girl just screamed.

Hey, it came from inside the house. Let's investigate.

Let's go home and investigate tomorrow. Hello quiet coward.

Oh Oh, I can't see I can't see what's the matter? I got my eyes shut. Oh,

they're open they're open Hey, the door's locked. Let's try the window.

Yes, Mr. Hyde? We'd better gag her and tie her on the operating table.

Yes, figure it out.

Good, good. I'll go prepare the gorilla.

Easy, kid.

All right.

Get in there, Larry.

Here you are, kid. Okay.

Easy now, Congo.

This hypodermic will put you to sleep.

And when you wake up...

Why don't you be calm? Take a look through the window. There's nothing in

to get scared of or head.

Come

on.

We're trapped like rats. Speak for yourself.

Oh, come on.

What's the matter with you? This joint gives me the spooks. It looks like it's

haunted.

Yeah, that's right. There's no bats here.

There's nothing in this place to hurt us.

We'd better get rid of these men before they find out what's going on.

I got you, boss.

Larry, you and I search the place. Shep, you stay here and guard.

Couldn't we all stay here and guard, huh, fellas? Couldn't we? Do as you're

told. Come on, Larry.

I'd better be calm. After all, there's no spooks to be scared of.

Or is there?

Down that shoe late, it's always on time.

Watch your mouth.

the house see if you can find a girl i'll stand guard go on hurry

oh a dead cow you're crazy that's an elk now come here

one thing to remember we gotta search every nook and cranny what's a cranny

oh that closet go ahead

I didn't know it was you, Larry. I didn't know it was you.

Oh, you did it, eh? I didn't know. Say, is there a bump on my head?

No.

Pretty soon, young lady.

I was a kid. I loved these Roman candles.

Champ Larry!

Yeah. Somebody tried to cut my head off with a sickle. Now, do you believe us?

Hey, I bet a brass nickel somebody's trying to scare us out of this place.

That's what.

You can say that again.

I bet a brass nickel somebody's trying to scare us out of this place. That's

what. Hey,

did you say that?

No. I said it.

Well, why don't you stop butting in? How do you like that ugly looking... No,

no.

Papa, we shall proceed with the operation.

Nothing withstands.

go with this.

Matter of fact, I think I'll go out after him. I'll break him

and...

Oh,

I'm sorry.

Oh, come on, kid.

Come on.

You wait here. I'll get the boys, then we'll get out of here.

I found the girl in that great big chimney pansy. He looked just like my

-in -law. He had a big hook nose.

That vicious animal, he's loose. He tried to choke me out there. Now, wait a

minute. Calm yourself.

Be like me. Calm. Have a cigarette, everybody.

There's nothing to worry about.