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Don't. Don't shoot.

I give up. I give... Oh, I think we're out of gas.

Joy riding again, eh?

Why don't you try to choke?

Thanks, I will.

Hey, leave him alone.

Hey,

there's a guy in front of that house. We'll ask to use his phone so we can

a garage.

On me.

Oh!

How do you do?

Good evening, sir. How are you?

That's enough.

Pardon me, sir.

May we use your phone? We just ran out of gas.

Why, certainly, gentlemen. That is, if you could open my door. I seem to have

forgotten my key. Well, we can just climb in that window upstairs.

What? Well, that's very generous of you. Thank you. Come on, give me a boost.

All right, get moving.

Larry, bend over. Chef, you get up there. All right.

Up you go.

Up you go.

I'm coming up. I'm getting up. Up you go.

Club of the ox.

Hey, how do you spell garage?

With a G or a J?

With a G, you idiot. G -A -R -A -J.

Fine speller you turned out to be.

G -A -R -A -J.

Don't you know there's a knee on the end of it?

You just made that up.

Go on.

Hey, mister, what do you got in this thing? Silver dollars?

I wish there was.

As a matter of fact, I went broke gambling in Las Vegas.

Came home to get some more money.

Money gives me itchy palms.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hey, why all the tools?

Why, uh, I must have picked up the wrong satchel at the depot.

And the combination of my safe was written on a piece of paper that was in

own satchel.

Now, uh, how will I open this safe?

Well, our old man used to open safes with nitroglycerine.

You remember that face?

Maybe you boys could do the same for me.

We'll try. Good. And by a strange coincidence, there happens to be some

explosives in that satchel.

Say, if I didn't know you was a gentleman, I'd swear you was a safe

That's the funniest thing you ever said.

Well, go to work, boys. Now, I'll go outside and keep a lookout. I mean, get

breath of fresh air. And please hurry, won't you? I have to catch the 10 o

'clock train for Las Vegas.

10 o 'clock? You're a cinch. Okay, fellas, move the furniture.

Get ready.

All right, Larry, set up the drill.

Okay. Hey, uh, chisel it. Chisel the knob off that combination there.

How do you like that?

I got to do the work while he does it. Get the audit.

He's a wise guy. Believe me, when I... Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Let me tell you something. You're always telling him, do this, do that.

You never do nothing yourself.

All the time you tell him... Oh, shut up and get over there.

Get busy.

All right.

Orders. Orders.

Nothing but orders. That's all I ever get is orders. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

That's dynamite, you idiot. You want to blow us all up? Hold that.

Oh!

Oh, it's a good thing I got a soft head.

What would happen if it exploded?

It would just go poof.

How do you like that?

Now you pay attention to what I tell you or I'll push that eye right through the

other side of your head. Hey, hey, Moe.

Notch that steel so the drill won't slip and we'll drill it. Okay.

Now here.

Hold this nitroglycerin and put it in a safe place if you don't want it to be

blown to hamburgers. All right, all right.

Now get this now.

What the crow didn't look at it.

You two shut up. Give me that drill.

Give me that drill, you. I'll murder you.

Jam it in your face.

Yank it out. What's the matter? You weak?

You better step back.

I think we better step back a little further.

So long, suckers.

What happened?

My leg. Moe, Larry, I blew my leg off. Moe,

I'm mad. I blew my leg off.

Poor kid. This is terrible. We'd better get him to a hospital.

Take it easy.

Easy, fellas. Don't worry, kid. We'll get you a new leg. You'll be dancing in

six months. That's good. I never could dance before.

Just a minute. I forgot my hat.

Okay, boys. Let's go.

Oh! Oh, my leg! My leg! Oh!

Oh,

my leg is okay.

Your leg.

Now, listen, you.

out this monkey business. You're going to get... Hey, what's going on here?

The neighbor said there'd been an explosion.

Yeah, we just blew the safe for the owner of this house.

Oh, yeah?

The owner's in Europe. Europe.

He's taking the train to... Come along quietly.

You'll get ten years for this.

Oh, my heart.

What's the matter with him? Every time he gets excited, his heart goes...

Listen, we got to find that crook somehow and recover that money if we

want to go to jail for ten years. He said he was taking the ten o 'clock

to Las Vegas. Let's go. We can grab at the train.

Wait a minute.

I don't want this guy to catch a cold.

Come on. Let go of me. Let go of me. We just

made it.

Hey, the train's moving. We got no money for tickets. So what?

We'll grab him, jump off the train, and take him with us. Yeah, he won't give us

a slip again. Right.

We search the train carefully and give everybody a close, uh, a close... Say,

what's a good word for scrutiny?

Scrutiny. Thanks. I don't see him anywhere.

Maybe he's disguised.

I'll bet that's him.

Take it off.

What is that, a cocky spaniel?

No, I think it's just a spaniel.

That's not him.

Here he is. He's disguised with a phony beard.

You idiot!

Tickets, please.

Oh, tickets. Oh, tickets.

Oh, yes.

We left them right here in the drawing room, right this way.

Here? Yeah, we'll wait until the conductor goes and then we'll find him.

sure.

What's the matter? You got indigestion?

No, I feel fine.

Then it must be you. Why don't you take a bicarb and a soda?

Why don't you shut up? You want to give us away?

Don't be silly. We're safe as babies in here.

I'm sure I hear something.

I smell something awful.

You tell me. Why don't you use cologne?

Stop breathing down my neck. I ain't breathing.

Then it must be you.

How can I be breathing down your neck on that side when I'm on this side? Shut

up. Maybe there's a draft behind us.

No!

Nevertheless, we've got to find that crook. You'll never find him. Now all

boys are made up and everybody's asleep.

That's good. And that's just what we're going to do, sleep.

But once in your life, you're right.

We'll get that crook in the morning.

Oh, take it easy, boys.

Which way's the train going? I'm going to sleep this way. Sleep that way.

Thank you.

Move over.

Hey, get your big

feet off of me.

I ain't got my feet on you. You got your feet on me. Get them off.

I said get the feet off. Get yours off of me first.

Will you guys keep quiet or I'll...

Quiet. It's him, that crook.

He's out. Oh, boy, we got the money. Wait a minute.

We better divide it in case something happens before we get a chance to return

it. There's one for you, there's one for you, and there's one for me.

I want it now, this minute.

That's what I want right now.

Well, you got him.

How do you

like that? I feel like a piece of French toast.

The one.

Thank you.