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up this wedding. Yeah.
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Hey, fellas.
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Oh,
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I've ordered everything for the wedding.
And I've got the marriage license too,
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Daisy Wazy.
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Here, you better hold it. I might forget
it. Oh, good.
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Oh, Popsie Wopsie, you promised me you'd
have those nasty old sideburns shaved
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off.
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tickle your baby.
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Okay, Daisy Wazy, I'll go right to the
barbershop, and I'll also have my hair
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dyed black so I'll look young and
handsome.
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Oh, wonderful.
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I'm sorry I can't stay for lunch, but
now don't you be late for the wedding.
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We'll be back at three o 'clock sharp.
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My little honey bunny.
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My little bunny.
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Hey, fellas.
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We've got to stop that wedding.
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Listen, the old man makes the bus.
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Hey, how are we going to get in there?
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Oh, I took care of that.
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Oh, a screwdriver.
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No, it's a sledgehammer. And I've got a
cold chip.
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Just stay there now.
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Hold it steady. Let me get a bead on it.
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Pardon me.
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Hold that. Oh, thank you.
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Give me that hammer. No, no, no.
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What's the meaning of this? Get up out
of there. What are you doing here?
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Ma sent us up here to keep you from
marrying that blonde.
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Yeah. And I aim to do what I aim to, I
aim. You termites.
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Hey, Pa can still slap.
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You bet. Now, you boys be nice, and I'll
let you come to my wedding this
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afternoon. Now, here's some money.
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Go out and get yourself some nice
clothes. Nothing doing. We're not going
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you marry her. You can't bribe me.
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Me too.
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Me three.
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Hey, you can't take that from him. Give
it back.
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You would.
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Hey.
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Now get out of here unless you want to
dress like human beings and come to my
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wedding. Okay, Pop, you win.
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Well, that's better.
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Now you can go in there and help
yourself to my clothes.
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Oh, thanks, Pop. You're great, Daddy.
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I'm going down to the barbershop and
have these whiskers taken off, and I'm
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going to have my hair dyed.
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Won't help you, Pop.
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Don't you get fresh now, son, because
you're in... I'll see you when I get
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210, 211.
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How did that get in there? That dollar
bill don't belong there.
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Break up this wedding.
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Oh, boy.
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I got a golf suit.
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Oh, boy.
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Hey.
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Something smells awful.
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What are you looking at me for?
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Oh.
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Oh, boy.
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You hit the jackpot.
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Yeah, those morts lay a lot of eggs,
don't they?
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This coat must be... I'm not in it with
you.
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I'm sorry, Moe. I'll turn around.
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Don't tell me Pop wears clothes like
these.
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Why, you... Oh!
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Oh! Wait a minute. I didn't mean it. I'm
sure. Come on. Oh!
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Come on. Get out of here.
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Well, I guess the other pants are
better.
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Oh, Pa must have set in some vanilla ice
cream.
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I'll take care of that.
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Cleaning fluid.
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How convenient.
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I'll fix that.
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That's it.
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Now... Oh, yeah?
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How'd I look, kid?
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Pretty good, that I say.
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I think you got a thread hanging. Wait a
minute, Moe. Well, get it off. I got
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it. There.
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I want to look pretty good, you know.
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Boy, what a piece of material.
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Must be imported. I smell the ocean.
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Well, there it is.
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Oh, yeah?
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I'll have it in a minute, Moe.
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Well, this... A monocle.
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Well, I'll wear these anyway.
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Like them best.
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How are you coming?
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There. Fine.
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What happened? Wait a minute, Moe. Must
be a mistake.
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I'm sorry.
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Why, you... Oh,
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my little Jamie.
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Oh, pants.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Come on. Look out there. Give me these.
Wait a minute there, Moe. I saw them
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first. But they're my size. I know.
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Don't you worry about that.
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Let go of those pants.
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No, I'm not. Let me have a pant. Yeah.
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Let go of them.
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Give me those.
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Give me those.
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No, you don't. King Solomon would give
me each half.
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So, I'm King Solomon.
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Well, I got the marriage license, and
the wedding's all set for 3 o 'clock.
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Nice work, cutie. You know, me and
Chopper decided to have the wedding up
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in the penthouse.
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Yeah, it wouldn't be very polite to give
a guy the works in his own joint,
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especially on his wedding day.
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It's all right by me.
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That a girl, and after it's all over,
you and I go into Europe and spend the
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guy's dough, huh, baby?
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Come on, give a guy a chance. Don't hog
the bearer.
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with your sideburns shaved off and your
hair dyed black.
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You smell so sweet.
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That's the girl Dad's gonna marry.
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She thinks he's Bob.
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Perfect. Come on.
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I just came to get you. We decided to
have the wedding at my brother's
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penthouse. Well, we're ready. I'm his
best man. This is his worst. Have you
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the license?
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Oh, let's see.
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No, I'm not going.
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start to ring. Ding, dong, ding.
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Make yourself at home, Popsie. And boys.
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Hey, she's very hospital, ain't she?
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Yeah, but we better be very careful.
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What's the matter with you? I'm nervous.
I'm in a hurry all over. Well, a drink
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will fix you up. Come on, Porcupine. We
mix up a Enoch Frappini. Go ahead. Give
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me a hand.
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Hey, won't Ma be tickled when she finds
out that they married Shemp instead of
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Pa? Yeah, but won't Pa sizzle? She was
supposed to be his wife, and now she's
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going to be his daughter.
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Wait a minute.
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I think he made it a little too strong.
Okay.
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Check it out.
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Indrubitably. Boy,
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we sure missed it, didn't we? Yes, we
sure did.
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What's the matter with you? I'll knock
your brains out.
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Hello.
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Put back those silver mugglets.
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Oh, I ain't got no mugglets. Put them
back.
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Put them... You hide yourself.
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We got to knock the old man off, but
quick.
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Sure. As soon as the mug marries Daisy,
I'll polish him off.
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We can't shoot him. That'll make too
much noise. Sure, it'll make noise.
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I got it.
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As soon as they get married, I'll take
the groom, dump him out of the window.
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drops 14 stories, then it looks like an
accident.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
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I'm glad they made up their mind,
because if... Wait a minute.
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You think they mean me?
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Well, they don't mean your uncle.
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Whoa! Well, Popsie, are you ready for
the big leap? Big leap, yes.
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I won't get married today. I won't, I
tell you. I won't. I, I, I, I. What are
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waiting for?
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Come on. Mo, Mo.
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Mo. We are gathered here today to unite
this couple.
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I wonder what's keeping my daisy wazy.
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Boy, will he be surprised to see how
young I look.
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Is Daisy there?
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Yeah, but she can't get to the phone
now. She's busy getting married to old
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Howard. Thanks. I'll call later.
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Married? She can't do that. I ain't
there.
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But I'll be there. I'm coming right
over. That's what I'll do. Bye, golly.
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How do you like that? Look at this
snapdragon thing.
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I'll fix her. I'll tell her a thing or
two.
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Why that?
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By the power vested in me, I now
pronounce you man and wife till death do
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part.
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You know, we can't throw the old man out
the
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window while the justice of the peace is
still here. What am I going to do?
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I got it.
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Let's stomp him down the elevator shaft.
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Good boy. Now, I'll tell you what you
do. You go in and tell him.
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You can't marry without me, Daisy Wasey.
Where... Oh, here it is here.
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Reno Frappe. Made it up out of my own
head. This drink will put sparks in your
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hair. Oh, boy.
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I had six of these one day.
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It's a nice day, especially for the
wedding upstairs here.
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Oh, hiya, boys.
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Hey, where have you been?
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I'm looking for my daisy -wazy.
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Oh, I see.
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Well, your daisy -wazy's waiting for you
downstairs.
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Oh, I'd better go down there quickly.
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You said it. No, no.
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Whoa!
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Where do you think you're going?
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Upstairs.
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you have there. Thanks.
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Let's head him off in the elevator.
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Help!
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Hey, are we drunk?
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I don't understand it. Me too. I was
watching for the noise I'd plug in.
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Oh!
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What do you think, I'm a squirrel?
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Oh, your ears are too short.
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Come on, get up, will you? Get up
higher. Higher, Jim. I can't. I'd run
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pole.
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They're all set up for us. Well, let's
give it to all of them. Hurry it up.
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on, get up. Don't push me.
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