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car named Schmoe, which was lost, traded, or stolen, is being sought by

detectives. Mystery surrounds the disappearance of this car, which has

missing for several days.

Ace Railroad Detective Moe is on the trail, and results are expected

momentarily. You'll never find us.

Gosh, sis, how long do we have to stay here in this car?

Until we get that sleeping beauty back there to marry you.

Why does your older sister have to get married before you can marry me?

It's an old family tradition.

And besides, he's filthy with money. Eh, he's filthy with or without.

Just the same with his money. We'll live on Easy Street.

You don't think he'd marry this beanpole?

How dare you insult my sister, you... you porcupine?

What'd I say now?

Eh, shut up.

Why, you...

Yo, I'm fighting them all. How'd you like that? I'm a bust in the nose.

And who's going to give it to me? I'm going to give it to you right in the...

baby.

Sweetheart.

I'm sorry, darling.

I'll see what I can do with that sleeping beauty.

I'm shot.

Or half shot. I ought to be shot.

Well, I guess I'll have a shot.

Horrible, but I like it.

Listen, Shemp, why don't you sober up and marry Roberta?

No soap. Not me. Oh, no.

Like a rob hey there

Last

I found it

Little brown jug, where are you?

I know.

Oh, there you are, boy.

Are you double -crossing, you?

Hey, Robita, Laura, come here. Quick.

I seen a guy snooping out there. I think we're in trouble.

Oh, here he is.

Roberta, darling.

Roberta, darling, you're a sight for sore eyes.

Oh, Mom.

At last I found you. I've searched the world over and at last I found her. What

thrills, what bliss, what ecstasy. Darling, kiss me.

Get out of here.

Why did you turn me down? Why won't you marry me?

Be quiet, you car napper.

Oh, wait a minute. First tell me, how did you manage to steal a car from a

rolling train?

That's a secret I'll tell nobody, never.

And if I was you, I wouldn't be in such a hurry to arrest me. Why not?

There's a guy on this train that's crazy about Roberta. And if you don't want to

lose her, you better play ball with me.

Wait a minute. How did you know I had a ball?

Come on now, you quit.

That's him.

Listen, Mug. You trying to beat my time with Roberta?

Horrible, but I needed it.

Now listen, Mug.

Wait.

Quiet!

My darling canary.

I've been looking all over for you.

Gosh, I'm glad to see you, sweetheart.

Who are you talking to?

Ain't you got eyes?

My canary.

Boy, I've heard a guy singing pink elephants, but never canaries.

Hello, baby.

Gosh, you look pretty as never.

But you're the one I love.

Oh, Carrie, my dear, I love but you...

That rumpot thinks he's dancing with somebody. Give me that jug. Maybe I'll

think so, too.

Save a waltz for me.

Boy,

this stuff has really got a kick. You, too, eh?

Hey, what's the idea of kicking me? Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, you chased Carrie away.

Oh, shut up. You ain't kidding me with that stuff.

And furthermore, you stay away from Roberta. She's my girl.

Put your hand on your chin. Your knee up here.

Oh, oh.

That's okay with me. I don't want her. Oh, she's not good enough for you, eh?

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Okay, okay.

Then I'll take it. Oh, you're trying to cut me out again, eh? Up here again.

Oh.

Who turned out the lights? Just a minute, pal.

Come on. Come on. Get up there.

Take it easy now.

Get it up there.

Have a boy.

Ow! Oh, my head.

Oh, I'll take care of this, kid.

Oh, you got dandruff.

Oh, it's all right.

I'll clean it up. Just take it easy.

Wise guy, huh?

Hi.

Let's see, where were we? Right here.

Where's Carrie?

Hey, Carrie.

Carrie. Carrie.

you boys are just gonna love these fresh Limburger sandwiches and nice cold

beer. Oh, boy, Limburger, my favorite fruit.

You only had some applesauce.

Mmm.

Cheese has no flavor if you can't smell it.

Wow, what a flavor.

Yeah, it's getting stronger every second.

That's Lumbiker.

Yeah, but what's on it?

Fish meal.

Fish meal?

I'll fix that.

Put some of this perfume on it.

Hey, don't swallow my sandwich with that stinky stuff.

I got a weak stomach.

Oh. Oh, how do you like it? Why, you... Hmm,

pretty good.

Oh, a pussycat.

That's no pussycat, you wimp. That's a skunk. So if it's a skunk... No!

Get rid of it. I will... Watch yourself.

Say a few syllables.

Tell me your name so I...

There there dear I'll go have a talk with him

Horrible

but delicious Oh

Why do you always drink twice too much?

To get rid of my red nose.

But how can you get rid of a red nose by drinking?

Drink till it turns blue.

That's a dilly, ain't it?

Hey, pal.

I got an idea how you can get Roberta to marry you. Yeah? Follow me.

Shampy, dear, what you need is a wife to straighten you out, and I know someone

who's very close to you and loves you dearly.

Gosh.

This is so sudden. I didn't know you cared. Why didn't you tell me?

Baby, whoopee. I'd love you to know if you don't.

Baby,

you send chills up and down my spine.

Nobody kisses her but me.

Oh, that's what you think. Sit down. You might learn something.

PewDiePie, will you fly away with me?