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Oh, boy.

Am I happy. Just think, before we know it, we'll all three be married.

Yeah. We'll soon have wives to do the housework instead of us. What gets me is

how you two ever found anyone who would marry such house hornets.

Quiet, Titmouse, and finish your work. All right.

The wedding bells will ring.

Ding, dong.

The wedding bells will ring.

Let's go inside.

Gee, Moe, I'm sorry, Moe. What Moe can a fellow say? That's all there is. There

ain't no Moe.

You're only nervous.

You were just careless.

Yeah, thanks.

You're welcome. Get out of here.

Come on.

Get to work.

You, fix the bed.

Who's going to make me? He is. He is?

Stupid old buzzard.

Sloppy housekeepers.

Oh!

Oh! Ow,

ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hey, you get... Oh, get ready.

Sorry, Moe, the mop did it.

Well, so it did.

Gotta get something to pull it.

Oh, yeah.

Hello? Oh, yeah.

Oh,

this has got it.

Stop!

Hold my hand!

Well,

as soon as we get this damn port recovered, the place will be more

presentimental to the new bribes.

Bribes? You mean brides?

Uh -uh.

Anybody to marry you two buzzards would have to be bribed.

Yes. Now, for your information, it was love at first sight. My girl proposed to

me the minute we met.

Yeah? My girl did, too.

Well, that's a coincidental.

That's exactly what my future wife did to me.

Oh, come on. Come on. Cut this material.

Hold it up there. There you go.

Right.

I'm coming. All right. All right. It's on a bias here.

I must be going against the grain.

You stupid idiot. I can explain it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, my nose.

My poor, poor little cute, lovable nose.

Oh, there, there, kid.

I was a little bit excited. Come on, you.

Press this material out. All right.

Get a hammer and some tags.

Just my luck. I buy a two -pan suit, and he ruins the coat.

All right, come on. Right here on the end.

I got to do this right.

I don't want to miss.

Right close to the end.

All right.

Sorry,

Moe. I can't get used to these bicycle fogles. Why, you cement head.

Oh, look.

You wrecked the hammer, you idiot. Come on, get busy.

Hold it, fellas. I got an idea. Stretch out the cloth. I'll take care of

everything. Okay.

Now level it off nice and tight. There you are.

What's the idea of the rifle? That's a continuous shooting automatic.

I figured if a rivet gun can shoot rivets, this can shoot tanks.

You're getting to be a smart little imbecile. Thank you.

Here we are.

Funnel.

Ain't bad.

That's nice work.

But we better hurry up and finish it because I got a date with my girl. Me

Me three.

Funnel.

More tacks.

Here, let me try it. Wait a minute. Hold it.

Here,

let me try it. Wait a minute. I saw it first. That's my idea.

Out,

out, out. Oh, I'm losing my mind.

We'd better do something.

Hold still, hold still.

Let me do it. You had to come up to work.

Go stick your head in the bucket and see if your nose is right underwater.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

I'll attack you again.

But I will.

Wait a minute. Let him alone.

Quiet, you guys.

Have an apple. Thank you.

Yeah, I'll be right over. You sure you love me, cutie pie?

Of course I do, darling.

She loves me. She loves me. She loves me.

But she loves me.

She loves me.

She loves me not.

She loves me. She loves me not.

She loves me! Oh, boy, now I'll polish my shoes.

Where's the dauber?

Well, I've got to give myself a good shine here.

Hey, where's Larry?

Phoned his girlfriend.

Wonder what she looks like.

So do I.

For that matter, I wonder what your girl looks like. You never told me.

Well, that makes us even. You never told me what your girl looks like. Probably

a ghoul.

Give me that brush. Put that brush down.

All right.

Now, get out of here.

You're always picking on me.

I'm going to catch up with you, brother. You keep talking about my girl.

That's a good way to get your head busted. Remember that now.

Hey, kid, forget it. Forget it. I lost my head.

Here, rinse your mouth.

There you are.

Hold it, Mo.

I'll fix it. I'll fix you up.

Just take it easy, kid.

Wait a minute, kid.

Just a little more. Just right here I can put it on.

Thank you. And I got something for my little cutie pie, too.

Oh.

Close

your

eyes.

Open your eyes.

There.

Now how about a little kiss?

It's Mama.

I want to break the news to her gently about us.

Would you mind waiting in the left bedroom?

The left bedroom, yes.

We're coming, so I baked a cake.

Oh, fancy that.

You're a honey bunny.

Hey, what's... Oh, this. I have bells on my fingers.

And... Rings on my toe.

Oh! How about a kiss?

It's Mama. I want to break the news to her gently about us. Would you mind

waiting in the right bedroom?

The right bedroom? Yes.

So I baked a cake. Oh, you shouldn't have. Oughta done it. But I didn't

you either. Close your eyes.

Why don't you come over here and sit down? I have something else for you.

And now, honey, you can have me with you all the time.

That's me, honey.

What are you doing in my girl's house? Your girl? She's my girl. We'll see

that. Come on. Yeah, all right. I'm with you. Don't worry.

Hey! What are you doing in my girl's house?

She's my girl. You're both double -crossers. I'll tear you apart. Come on.

out of here.

You're muscling in on my girl. I'll tear your tonsils out. Oh, you will, eh?

Don't you dare!

I'll give it to you. What do you know about that?

I'm a little too speedy for you, ain't I? Go ahead.

I'll dust you off. Now I'm ready for you, kid.

Come on.

Can you take it?

Yeah.

Steal my girl, hey?

You will do that to me, will you?

You think you are.

Larry, I'm with you.

Larry, I'll tell you.

Sweetheart. So long, suckers.

She loves me.

She loves me not.

She loves me.