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I got a little bib for you.

Easy now, baby. Easy, baby.

Now let me put the bibby on.

Let me put the bibby on.

Put your chin in.

Ready! Ready! Ready!

Be careful, will you?

Take this bottle into bed you go. No squawking.

Oh, I'm afraid to look.

Get up out of there. Where's the kid?

Get up.

It's a good thing you didn't bust that doll or I'd have busted your skull.

of this porcupine. Come in.

Come in.

It's a landlady. So, it was you who stole my daughter's dolls.

We didn't hurt her. We were just trying to... Listen, you no -good loafers.

You're way behind in your rent. And if you don't pay me out, you go.

Now, take it easy, Mrs. Crump. We'll give you every dime we owe you. We're

taking a course on how to be babysitters.

See?

have friends, maybe you can recommend us to babysit. That's an idea.

Yes. But I'll collect the money. You understand?

Oh, yes. Sure.

We will definitely.

Now, don't worry. We'll give you every cent.

See that you do.

Yeah.

This is the place.

Boy, this is some joint. I wish I had a house like this. Boy, when I get... Oh,

get away from here.

How do you do? We're the babysitters. I hope that's the baby. Some baby.

Well, this is rather unexpected.

But come in.

Watch yourself.

Now, boys, I...

the crib when I ran to answer the door.

Don't be frightened, boys. It isn't loaded yet.

I keep it handy because I'm afraid a certain party might try to kidnap

As a matter of fact, that's why I have the crib in this room.

Well, nobody's going to kidnap him. Not with us around.

Oh, that's why Mrs. Crump sent the three of you.

Uh -huh. We work as a unit. Yeah, we're unitarians.

Oh, my goodness, I must hurry.

I'll probably be home very late, so take good care of Junior.

Bye -bye, darling. Good night, Mom. Take yourselves at home, boys. Good night.

Thank you. Good night.

That's a nice kid.

I'll take care of Junior. Larry, you rustle up some toys.

You go find the kitchen and see if there's any grub and remember... Hey,

out with that pistol, will you? It ain't loaded. See for yourself, you nitwit.

What are you doing?

You walking about. I'm the guy that got it.

Hey, Shaft. Hey, Larry.

What's the matter?

See if you can quiet that kid. He's driving me nuts.

Come here.

Get in there, baby.

You bit me.

Did you bring the instruction book with you?

Yeah, here, read it. You know I can't read good.

Okay.

Let me see.

Here it is, crying babies.

If the child's crying persists, something must be done to attract his

A good way to do this is to have some adult stand on his head.

Oh, if we could only find an adult.

This generally changes the crying infant into a laughing dolly.

Okay, bud, you're elected.

Eureka! You don't smell so good either.

Now get gone.

Step aside.

Watch me, kid, watch me. I'm an old circus man.

Hey, kid, watch me.

Hey, kid, watch me. Yoo -hoo.

It worked.

Help me down.

I'm losing my balance.

Whoa. Easy, kid. We'll have you.

Easy.

We're proud of you. That was great work.

Oh, I was passing by. A drawer was open, and my sleeve got caught on the drawer.

Oh, I see.

Pardon me.

I don't mix with you.

I told you to find the kitchen, not steal it. Pick up that stuff.

I fooled him that time.

I fooled him again.

Chimpy. Yes, he did.

You sap.

He couldn't fool me that way.

No, you're too much of an ignoramus.

And that goes for my whole family, too.

Yeah. See that? What?

Watch the kid. Go ahead.

Pick up that stuff and put it in the drawer here.

Look at that.

And I just happen to have a nipple with me.

See? So you can have it.

Now, not every kid can get this. Now, there it is.

Now, take it easy. And there. Now, hold it.

Hey, take it easy. You'll drown yourself.

Hey, fellas.

I think I got something that'll keep the little brat quiet.

Never mind.

He's got something that'll keep me quiet.

Boy, that kid's vicious.

Forget it. I'm hungry.

So am I. When do we eat? Right now. The lady said we should make ourselves at

home. Hey, I saw a package of consummated soup in the kitchen. I'll

Good. Hurry up.

Now that he mentioned it, I'm starved. Me too.

Fruit. Oh, nuts.

Hey.

I hate the stuffing of these things.

He likes

a mouse.

Consummate treated soup.

That's it.

Yes, sir.

Let's see now.

Oh, yes.

Saggy.

Oh, that's it.

A little saggy. Now, caninny.

That should be good.

A little... What, no pits in that?

No, that's all right.

And what's this?

Moose star.

That won't come off. That'll go in there like that.

Some gloves.

Clubs. Oh, little clubs.

And... Bacon powder.

Powdered. Powdered bacon.

What'll he think of next?

Hey, chef!

All right.

I'm coming.

What's the matter?

He's crying again. Do your stuff. Okay, watch me, kid. Watch me.

Watch him!

Get out of here.

Here I am.

I'm stuck again.

Nice going. It worked again.

Do you hear a bell ringing?

Yes. That's my head from standing on it too much.

What's that?

A clock.

What does a clock say?

Right from here.

What's the matter with that soup? It should be ready by now.

Larry, go get the soup. That's an order. Aye, aye, Captain.

You know what? There's a thousand reasons

why I shouldn't drink.

No kidding?

Yeah, a thousand reasons.

But I can't think of one right now.

Say,

did you ever see how they launch a ship?

No, how?

That's how.

What's the matter with you? Oh, seasick.

Hot soup, come and get it.

Bring it right in.

Oh, boy.

a dead horse you

know if

I hadn't made this myself I'd swear there was a little soap in it

mattress. He's gone.

Oh, this is the work of my husband. He's stolen my baby. What's his name?

George Lloyd. He lives at the Folger Apartments, 212 10th Street.

We'll go there. We'll have him back in no time.

Please buy my baby.

Well, calm yourself down.

Watch me. Watch what

I'm doing.

Oh, my eye. Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, Larry!

What's the matter, baby face?

There's something fishy going on in there. Stand aside. I'll straighten

everything out. Boost me up to that transom. Right.

Up you go.

that again wait a minute pick on somebody at size you want me to pick on

yeah i want you to pick on me i knew i'd love it what's

the matter with you you out of your mind junior wait a minute that's my

son you fellas can't come in here and take him away he belongs to his mother

we're responsible nevertheless you're not going to take him now look here

we were hired to guard this

Listen, we're going to take that kid, and nobody's going to stop us, see? I

guess you told him. You said it, kid.

Boys. Yeah?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, wise guy, eh?

Why?

That's what I'm doing with you, kid.

You're too quick to hear that.

Don't cry, kid. Watch me.

You like that, eh, kid?

Okay, let's go.

Baby.

George.

Darling.

What fools me.

I want to thank you.

You're the means of bringing us together again.

I'm so happy.

Don't, lady. You're making me cry.