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I reckon it's over now.

That Dillon gang's running plum wild again.

I ought to be out there slinging lead at them. What chance would you have?

The thing to do is ride to Fort Scott and fresh the soldiers.

I reckon you're right now, honey. I'm hitting a trail.

Forgot my guitar.

Goodbye now, honey.

I hurt my knee.

up with that saddle. How do you get this thing on?

It goes this way, I told you. Wait a minute. What about that thing?

That's the backstop. That's to keep you from sliding off backwards.

Oh, no, it ain't. That's the horn.

The what? The horn.

By golly, you're right.

I'm going to toss the saddle on the nag.

Sergeant George, what are you doing? Yes, Sarge. Right, Sarge, right -o.

Get busy, Dan, too.

Get your shoes on and hoist and a double.

Yes, sir, and a double. Yes, Sarge, and a double. Get the shoes on that boy.

They are the laziest bunch of guys.

What size, madam? We have some lovely ground grip.

Quiet. Stop the nonsense and get busy with that hammer. Got it.

Take it easy, Sarge. We got you.

I did it.

I'm going to give you one side here again.

Just inspecting the counter frame for flaws in the atherosic.

Oh, yes, of course.

Flaws in the atherosic.

Oh, yes.

That's one of them.

I'll take you a finger.

Captain Bailey.

Moments. What is the meaning of this? Well, sir, I was... Never mind.

The colonel wants to see you at once.

I'll attend to you later, private Mullins.

Don't you worry about a thing, son. We'll take care of that Dillon gang.

Thank you kindly, colonel.

I keep forgetting my guitar. I'm riding, sir.

I hurt my knee again.

Reporting as ordered, sir.

At ease.

Sergeant, I need three or four good men for a very important mission.

Yes, sir.

I want them to go into the panhandle country, disguise as desperadoes, and

up with that Dillon gang.

Yes, sir. You understand, Sergeant, this is a very dangerous mission.

The Dillons are ruthless killers, and these men that you select probably will

never come back.

I have just the men, sir.

We're desperado, see? I don't feel very desperado.

Well, we gotta be tougher than they are, that's all.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, oh, oh!

Shut up!

Well, give me back my front teeth.

Give me your straight slug.

Me too.

I'll take a double. Make mine a triple.

I'll take a milkshake.

Which sour milk?

I'm back now, honey. What took you so long?

Oh, shucks. I fell off my horse and I had to walk.

What about the soldiers?

That's them.

Them?

Here's mud in your eye.

Mighty smooth.

Tough hombres, eh?

Yeah, what about it?

Handy with your shooting arms, I reckon. Yeah, I reckon.

Like this?

That's nothing.

Show him, Tex.

Show him, Tex. You're Tex.

Come on, show him.

Stand clear, hombres, because I'm rough and I'm tough. Yes, sir.

I'm lightning with a shooting iron. That's what I am.

Lightning. Why,

please, lightning is what I am.

Why, I'll show you the badge. That's what I'll do.

I'll have a minute.

Oh, shucks. I forgot to load them.

Put up your guns, boys. I'll handle this.

You got anything to say, tenderfoot, before I gun you down?

Your gun is empty.

No!

Raise the light, and that's what I am.

Take it easy. Take it easy, Tex.

Look at this. Look at this.

Get a dog, will you?

Hello, boys.

What happened to your gun?

Oh, we ran into three strangers, boss.

Three strangers?

Do you know who they are?

No, I've never seen them before.

Lefty trailed them here from Fort Scott.

They're spies.

Spies? They'll have the troops down on the side. Well, I'm leaving. Wait a

minute. We're not leaving here.

Not till we clean out the town.

Anyway, how can those hombres report to Fort Scott if they're dead?

Yeah.

If it's information you want, this is the place to get it. Dillon and his gang

come here nearly every night.

We'll be all ears.

This is the last of it.

The stage gets held up so regular, we gotta keep the gold from the mine in

safe. Wow, does Dylan know about it? Oh, no.

That's good.

Look!

Aw, Chuck, I meant it.

Now Dylan will know about the gold.

That settles it, kid.

You've got to ride. Tell the colonel we need the United States Cavalry. I reckon

you're right, partner. I'm hitting the trail.

Sounds like the trail hit him.

Where'd you taste this? You'll love it.

That'll be two bits.

See them?

No, I don't.

Okay, gents, what'll it be?

What are you having, boys?

Have you seen anything of three strangers around here?

No, ain't been no strangers around here, partner.

Say, there was a couple of sheep herders in here, about seven.

And a few cowpokes about, oh, a little while after that.

The only stranger that I know left... on the four o 'clock stage.

And come to think of it, there was three of them.

Did you check that stage like I told you? Sure I did, boss. I wouldn't miss

important thing like that.

There was only two old miners and some dude.

Well, well.

Spying, eh?

No, leaving.

Where's the other one? He's gone, I guess.

Then we'll have to work fast.

Blackjack, go get the girl. I'm taking her with us. Right. Lefty, you open that

safe. Sure.

Now, I wonder where the other one went.

is taking you along with him, just in case he gets lonesome.

Colonel, there's trouble at Coyote Creek. We need the cavalry.

I'm sorry, son, but yesterday was payday and, well, you know, boys will be boys.

You mean no United States cavalry?

No United States cavalry.

Colonel, I'm riding alone.

girl and come here. Right, boss.

I got him!

Did you see him? No, but we'll get him!

Take him.

I got the safe open. Good. Let's go. Right.

Shit! Look out!

He's gone.

Let's empty that safe and get out of here fast.

I thought you said you opened this. I did.

Look. Never mind. I know the combination.

He's in there.

That's settled. We'll blast.

All right, I'll keep an eye on them. You go see what's holding up the boys.

Let's start it.

Oh, no.

Hey.

you guys doing, playing horsey -horsey? Come on, untie us.

Where's Nell? In there.

Thanks, partner.

Nell, honey.

Oh, I see. We got Dylan, too.

Oh, isn't it wonderful, Elmer? Now we can get married. Now, wait a minute,

Us Westerners ain't the marrying kind.

We just go riding off into the sunset.

Oh, give me a home where the buffalo...