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At last, we honor Van Brocklin. Oh,
Walter, I'm so thrilled.
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Isn't it simply exquisite?
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It ought to be. It cost $50 ,000.
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Van Brocklin, what a genius.
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And just think, the poor man died in
poverty.
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He only died in poverty. From now on,
I'll have to live in it. Now, Walter,
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don't spoil everything.
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I'll run along and change to you like a
good boy.
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Our guests will be here any minute.
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I beg pardon, madam. There's a leak in
the plumbing.
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It's getting worse every minute.
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This is dreadful, Wilkes. How can I get
a plumber over here at this hour?
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There's a new place on Elm Street,
madam.
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The day and night plumbers. Apparently
they're on duty 24 hours a day.
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Thank you, Wilkes. I'll phone them at
once.
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Night and day plumbers.
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What's that, madam? A leak?
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Yes, yes.
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Norfleet.
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217 Linden Drive.
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Now, don't worry, you pretty little
head. We'll be over in two shakes of a
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martini. Ha -ha! Boy, a first case!
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Come on, champ, it's our first call.
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We've got to get a longer jeep.
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Hey, wait for me!
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Mr. and Mrs. Allen, so glad you could
come.
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We're simply dying to see the Van
Brockless. Well, I'll not keep you
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the living room, everybody.
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Wilkes, bring the cocktail.
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Very good, madam.
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I'm so proud of the picture.
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Well, day and night course.
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Yeah, come on, come on, where's the
leak? I'm not the butler, he's in there.
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Well, lean on, pal.
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Pal.
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Oh, it's divine.
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What color, what detail.
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And it's over 200 years old.
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Every museum in the country tried to buy
it. It's a masterpiece, all right. I
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congratulate you. Mr.
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Allen, thank you.
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Oh, the plumbers are looking for you.
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In the drawing room?
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They should have come down the back way.
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Thank you, sir.
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Look, here are your men.
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Refreshments. Thanks.
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Oh, excuse me. Of course.
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How dare you come in here and niggle
with my guests?
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Now, take it easy, lady. Don't blow.
Never mind. Give me that.
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I'll take yours, too.
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The idea.
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Now, you, give me what you have in your
hand.
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Here. Oh!
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Oh!
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Such impertinence, Wilkes. Get them out
of here and put them to work. Yes,
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madam. Jokes. Get them out of here and
put them to work. Yes, you heard what
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gentleman said.
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Please, please.
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Here, here, here.
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The leak's in the basement.
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Go on, go on. It's practically fixed.
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They come in here to fix a leak and
almost wreck the house, the clumsy
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Yeah, it's just a little soldering job.
Hold on to this. And don't let it slip.
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Okay. Give me that blowtorch.
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Get my foot out of there. Okay.
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Now see what you did? What?
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Get out of here.
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Wait a minute.
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We can't fix it while it's leaking.
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I wonder where you shut the water off.
It must be upstairs. Water always runs
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downhill. You're a very intelligent
imbecile. Thanks.
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Yeah. Shut the water off!
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You'll have to shut off that water.
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I beg your pardon.
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Come on, pal. This will run into
overtime.
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What did I say? Never mind what you say.
Who are you?
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Who am I? I'm the plumber. Get out of
here. Oh, stubborn, eh?
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How do you like that?
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I'll fix that in a minute.
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Great
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help
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you are. That other chowder head didn't
shut the water off. Now you do it.
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Here.
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It's your job, you dummy.
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Look in the kitchen. Look in the attic.
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Look at the backyard.
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I want you to meet my husband. Mr. and
Mrs. Allen, Mr.
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Norfleet.
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Well, that's that.
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I wonder where those other locks are.
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All these pipes are full of termites.
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Now to get out.
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Move, Larry!
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I'm trapped by the rising water. I'll be
drowned like a rat.
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Oh, move!
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh -huh. Now I'm using the old beam.
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Success at last.
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Just goes to show you, you don't have to
have brains to be a plumber.
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What's the matter? What's going on here?
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Oh, wait a minute!
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You dimwit!
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What's the idea of dropping in without a
calling card?
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Now look what you went and done!
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another length of pipe. Go ahead.
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Hey, Mo.
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No wonder the water don't work. These
pipes are clogged up with wires.
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Look.
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I'll yank them out and we'll hook the
pipes up all over again.
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You watch the brain.
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We don't go in for sculpture. It's too
bulky. We just hold you.
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Short circuit, no doubt.
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That does it. End of the line.
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Okay.
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We'll try and get these pipes together
and everything will be okey -dokey. All
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right.
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This house is still going crazy.
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I'll find this thing or else.
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Dear me, I can't understand what's
holding up dinner.
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Sorry, folks, dinner's postponed on the
connery.
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I'm sure it won't be long. Shall we see
what's on the television set?
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Excellent. Excellent idea.
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It's the very latest set, you know. We
get the most amazing results.
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Good evening, friends.
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That's odd. The sound, but no picture.
Our special feature for tonight will be
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glimpses of scenic America.
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First, we take you to Niagara Falls.
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I'll get it in a minute.
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I saw
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you television people.
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It's realistic, isn't it, darling?
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Never in my life.
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Madam, shall I get you some water?
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No!
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Oh, my painting, it's gone.
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Nobody leaves the house. Sorry, just the
formality.
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I'll call the police.
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Who? What do I do?
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I'll break it.
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You folks going somewhere?
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Just looking for a drink of water. Turn
on anything, you'll get it.
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He's gone.
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We can't make it out that way. We'll be
searched.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They won't find anything.
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I'll slip the picture in here till the
excitement blows over.
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Anything, anything. Hurry. I'll get back
to the rest before we're missed.
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Yeah, okay.
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Give me that pipe. I got you covered.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Mrs. Norfleet, the only strangers in the
house are those plumbers. They must
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have taken your painting. Of course.
What are we waiting for? Let's go find
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them. Thieves.
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There's one of them. Take it easy,
folks. I'm just a beginner.
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Come, follow me.
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I'll take the damage off the bill.
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I'll hold the floor like this can be
dangerous.
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Come and get it.
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Get up out of there, you.
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There. There's the guy that took your
picture. Where is it? Where is it? Stop
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it. No guess the mind would steal that
painting. Of course not. This man's out
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of his head.
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Drop that pipe.
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If I took that picture, may I be struck
by a bolt from the blue?
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You heard me. Drop it.
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everybody hey and
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if
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you want to keep on living count to a
hundred before you move
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What would you charge to haunt a house?
How many rooms?
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Quiet.
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Look at me. I got the other one. Keep
going, sister. I'll knock your brains
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Go ahead.
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Madam,
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here's your picture.
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My painting?
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Name your reward and you shall have it.
We don't want no reward, lady.
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What are you saying? You heard him. We
don't want no more money. No, it'll put
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us in a higher tax bracket.
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Bracket your head.
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