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That's Professor Sneed's new house. I
watched from here when he moved in
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yesterday. So, we have him cornered at
last.
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By now, his super rocket fuel should be
perfected. Yes, Clark?
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Yes, I think we can persuade him to give
us the formula.
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Ah, there he is now.
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There's no mistaking that magnificent
head of hair.
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Hiya, Professor.
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Got nothing to worry about.
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My men will have this job done in a
couple of hours.
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Good.
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Whose men?
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Us men.
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That's better.
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Come on, start cutting.
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You too, good -looking.
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Yes, sir.
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These are some of my best men.
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I'll be doggone.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Father, step into the laboratory. I've
discovered something interesting.
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Just a moment, dear. I want you men to
finish up as quickly as possible.
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My work, shall we say, is highly secret.
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Forget my name. Forget you ever came
here. Is that clear?
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You betcha. We won't breathe a word.
Good.
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Thank you, boys.
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toes. They're gone.
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Oh.
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Oh, there they are. So they are.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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How many feet you got?
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Two.
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You skillet head. Give me that tape.
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I'm sorry, Moe. You asked for it. You
asked for it, too.
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But we'll forget it. Get to nailing.
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Yes, sir.
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Gladly.
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How did I get in the cellar here?
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When the professor comes out of the
house, we'll capture him. You will take
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to Anemia.
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Leon and I will remain at the embassy.
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Yes, Colonel.
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Hey, what's that lump in here?
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I didn't see the lump.
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Oh, never mind. I'll get it myself.
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That hunk is finished. Now to... Say, he
wasn't kidding. That is a big lump.
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Ah, that's just a wrinkle. Flatten it
out. All right.
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Ow! What's that? I thought I heard
something.
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Ow! Oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, my... Hey, that's a noisy wrinkle.
Get me that stretcher.
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Here, give me that.
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Stop pushing the rug, will you?
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Hey, that wrinkle is alive.
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Hey!
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Get back!
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What's the matter with you?
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Moe, you was that lump. And you'll be
the next one. Get me out of here. Come
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help him.
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All right, we'll have you out. Come on,
take it easy.
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There's nothing to it. Take it easy.
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Oh, I was a little too quick for you,
wasn't I? Yeah.
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What have you got in your hand?
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Fine.
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Well, goodbye.
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Bye.
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Look, the professor has two assistants.
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Good. We'll take them, too.
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Not yet. Put away that gun. No harm must
come to the professor.
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Where'd those guys go? There was here a
few...
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My leg is breaking.
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Larry!
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Here
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we
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are, gentlemen.
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What a joint.
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Reminds me of the reform school.
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Oh, did you stumble, Professor?
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Anything wrong, Professor? No, I'm all
right.
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Guard.
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Follow this soldier, gentlemen. He will
lead you to the laboratory.
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I'd just as soon take a look around
town.
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I'll be back.
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I'm back.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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This ain't no reform school. It's a
theater.
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How do you know?
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There goes the doorman.
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Hey, stop shoving. I'm the professor.
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Pardon me, professor.
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That's better. Welcome home, Captain
Rourke. Hope you had a pleasant trip. I
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did, General. I had no trouble with the
professor whatsoever.
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Splendid. And now for bringing that
genius to anemia, I give you the order
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the yellow faucet.
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Of course, the fuel is not quite ready
yet, but the professor promises that it
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will only be two or three days he is
most eager to cooperate.
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Did you say eager?
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I did, General. Of course, it may be
because I warned him of the
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Consequences? That's good.
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Say, I beg your pardon. Do you have any
idea what we're doing?
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Now that you mention it, no.
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Why don't you tell the General he ain't
Professor Sneed? He couldn't invent no
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rocket fuel in a million years. I beg
your pardon? Wait a minute, you
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ignoramuses. If they find out we're only
carpet layers, they'll go back and grab
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the real professor. And not only that,
they'll shoot us.
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Now, we got to fool them, Savvy.
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You're right.
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It's our duty to posterior.
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I wonder what this will do.
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Pyrogallic acid.
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Say, that acts mighty powerful.
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Yeah. If they put that in an airplane,
something's bound to happen. Get some
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more stuff. Okay, okay.
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How'd that build in here?
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on my sleeve from a jug, you jughead.
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Hey, it's burning the wood. Put it out,
somebody. Larry, Larry, put the fire
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out.
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Larry, come on.
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Hey, it's strong enough. Let's cork it.
Here's the cork. Okay, kid.
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the morning to you, Captain. And the
rest of the day for myself.
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Ah, but there's good news today.
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Yes? You have the super rocket fuel?
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You said it. With that stuff, a plane
can go 1 ,400 miles an hour. In low
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Splendid, splendid. I congratulate you,
Professor.
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Oh, think nothing of it. Drop us a line
and let us know how you come out. If you
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come out. One moment, gentlemen. I think
before you go, you should give me the
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formula. Oh, yes, the formula. Why,
sure, sure.
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Tell him, Professor.
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Oh, yeah, tell him.
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Me? Well, uh, first you put in a half a
pint of ecto -whoses. Ecto -whoses? No,
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no. Ecto -whatses. Whatses.
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Um, and four grams of alka -bob. Ah, so?
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Then you pour in the shish -ka -bob.
Shish -ka -bob. Then you fold in the
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of, uh, sancho -fomia. Ah, general,
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they are just giving me the formula.
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Well, that's splendid.
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Continue, gentlemen.
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Don't let me interrupt.
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Yeah. Say, did I give you carbolic acid?
I'd love to.
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Put down a square Taharitan.
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Spelled sidewards, it's Taharitan.
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How do you spell this?
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That's right, put it down.
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Higher.
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Colonel,
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what does this mean?
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It means you captured three impostors,
you dunderhead.
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This is Professor's need.
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Yes, and unless you give us that formula
at once, you, your daughter, and your
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friends all will be shot.
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I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't help
you.
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You see, General, my father has a very
poor memory.
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I've got a little booklet here on how to
train your memory in five easy lessons.
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Pardon me.
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Quiet. Thank you.
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Don't point.
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Perhaps a night in the dungeon will
refresh your memory.
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Take them away.
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One moment, Captain Rourke.
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Stupid of me.
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Private Rourke.
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I was in error giving you this.
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But not this.
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Low man again.
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Say, Moe, do you think the professor
will give in? Not for us, he won't.
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It's all over but the shoot.
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Why don't you put out your hand when you
go up a side street?
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Oh, you mean like this?
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No, like this.
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Go on.
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I got my hand.
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What is this here?
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Tomatoes. Oh, go ahead. All right. Both
hands around.
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Beep, beep.
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Beep.
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Hastings is driving me mad.
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I wish we could do something to help the
poor fellows.
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Thank you.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, I hate to say it, but if you don't
tell the general what he wants to know,
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this will be your last meal.
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Oh, I don't think it's as bad as all
that.
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Maybe he's just bluffing. Oh, no, he's
not bluffing. He's...
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You're awfully sweet to be so concerned
about us. But you mustn't worry.
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Oh, you're so much handsomer when you
smile.
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Oh, shucks. I knew it. Dimples.
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You know, you ought to be in pictures.
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You'd make a wonderful leading man.
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I'll bet your hair is curly.
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Natural. No.
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Yes. It's beautiful.
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Oh, gosh, well, I gotta go now. Please
change your mind. I like talking to you.
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I didn't see you.
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Didn't hurt me none.
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Ruth, you can't go without them.
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What's that?
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Yes. And cold. Yes, yes.
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I've got it. What's it say?
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Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock,
knock, knock.
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You left one out.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hello up there.
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We have keys to unlock our cell.
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The key's good.
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We'll be right down.
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What's the matter? Wise guy, how are we
going to get right down there?
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That rocket stuff.
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If it'll burn a hole in the table, it'll
burn a hole in the floor.
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You know, he's the most intelligent
imbecile I ever saw.
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Hey, how about me?
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Oh, you're much smarter. You're just an
imbecile. Here it is, fellas.
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Get busy and make that hole. We'll watch
the door. Come on.
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You'll make up your mind.
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