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Pardon, Inspector.
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There are three chaps outside insisting
upon an interview.
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Very well, Dawson. Show them in. Yes,
sir.
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Oh, well.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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And what can I do for you, gentlemen?
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Oh, before we answer that, I want to
prove we're not gentlemen.
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Give me my lip, will you?
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Fooled you, didn't we?
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I say, that's amazing.
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Now, if you don't mind explaining.
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We're first -class detectives,
Inspector.
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We came to answer your ad. Ad? Yes.
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Here it is.
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Wanted, experienced yard man. Apply,
Inspector McCormick, Scotland Yard.
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you, isn't it? Yes, but I'm afraid you
don't understand.
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Oh, yeah, but look here. We've been
reached. Scene.
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A1 Correspondence School of Detectives.
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Oh, yes.
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Male audit detectives.
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I'll give you your chance.
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Oh, boy.
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Your assignment is to locate some
missing papers.
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Missing papers?
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We must locate the missing papers.
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Locate missing papers.
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Fine detectives we turn out to be. This
is humiliating.
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Quit squawking, you guys. Don't you know
if we do a good job, they might promote
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us to be detectives. Now carry on.
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Get busy!
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You mean it moves.
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All right, take it easy, son.
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I just wanted to ask you a question.
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What would you rather have?
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A shoe full of dollar bills or two socks
of fives? I'll take the two socks.
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You got him.
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Cheating, eh?
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Now get to work on the square.
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You two get up here and get to work.
Wait a minute. What are you going to do?
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Yeah, what are you going to do?
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Nothing. What about it? Oh, I just fill
it in.
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Get out of here.
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Now we got a system. We'll have this
place spick and span and nothing flat.
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There's another one.
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Now you guys are really working. Shut up
and get busy. Trim that hedge.
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Well, I guess that's it.
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Wait a minute. Watch that.
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Hey, you nitwit, we're in a hurry. Use
the big clippers.
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I'll see that Inspector McCormick gets
the message. Thank you.
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If there's any more paper in this yard,
I'll eat it.
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Here comes your lunch.
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Hey, Shem. Hey, Larry.
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Come here.
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Look at this.
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Three operatives report to Glen Heather
Castle at once. 60 miles northwest of
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Glasgow. Must be scotch.
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Instructions on arrival.
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Oh, boy, an assignment. Yeah, but must
be scotch.
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Hultman, Hultman.
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Through these veins flows some of the
finest scotch in the world. I told you
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we'd get promoted if we did a good job.
Look at the place. Clean as a whistle.
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So let's blow.
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Not bad. Not good.
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Get the bag.
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Get the bag.
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Get the... Hey, fellas, wait for me!
Wait for me!
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Look at the size of this shack.
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What's the matter with you? This is a
castle, you nitwit.
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Say, they say there's a lot of ghosts in
castles.
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That's a lot of baloney. There's nothing
in here to be scared of.
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The Earl will see you new.
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This way, please.
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Hey, Moe, is my slip showing?
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No, go on, go on, go on.
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Nice to know you, laddies.
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A charming bit of thistledown, if I say
so myself.
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Aye. And what might your name be, lass?
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Perhaps you've heard it. It is Lorna
Doon.
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Hi, Lorna. How you doing?
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You must be a bit weary after your long
journey.
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Aye. Aye. Aye, aye, aye.
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Would you like a wee, Snifter?
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Put, man. That we would. That we would.
Yowza, that's what a man said. He said,
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yowza. Say, what part of Scotland are
you from?
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He's from southern Scotland, below the
McMason -McDixon line. Mickey, yowza,
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that's what a man said.
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McPherson, the Scots broth?
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Yes, my lord.
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The very best.
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Good health to you.
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When he said snifter, he wasn't kidding.
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Have another?
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No, thanks. I got to drive.
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McPherson, lock it up again.
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That's 150 years old.
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With a little luck, it should get to be
250.
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McPherson, fetch me the rest of my
correspondence.
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Yes, my lord.
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Aye.
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And now, lads, I tell you what I said
for you.
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I want you to guard me valuables
tonight, for I'm off to a gathering of
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clans. Oh, a clan bake, eh?
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You've got nothing to worry about, Earl.
Say, Earl, there's no ghosts here, is
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there? No, it is only a rumour.
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Out of foolishness.
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The taxi is waiting, your lordship. One
moment, I have some instructions for
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these lads. Beg pardon, sir, but it
stops a minute for waiting time.
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You'll find this very comfortable when
the cold, clammy wind howls over the
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moors like a lost soul.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Pleasant dreams.
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Oh, if you want anything, just wail,
hmm?
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Like a lost soul.
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Say, fellas, I ain't tired anymore.
Maybe one of you guys ought to turn in.
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on, get in the bed.
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You grab some shut -eye while Shep and I
go downstairs and look around.
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Come on.
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Wait a minute, Mo.
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I feel kind of edgy myself.
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I ought to take something from my
nerves.
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Like what? A trip home.
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Come on, get going.
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But wait a minute, I am nervous.
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Well, if you're so nervous, grab that
gun.
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Hurry up.
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I didn't mean it, Mo. I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it. Are you all right?
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Yeah.
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Next time, be more careful.
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Gosh, I hope nothing happens.
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What kind of talk is that?
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What could happen?
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Go ahead, tell me. What could happen?
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Nothing, I guess.
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Well, then go ahead. Go ahead.
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i'd like to see anybody get something
out of here there's not a chance with us
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around
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Hey, fellas, cut out the racket, will
you please?
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Nice -looking
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shaving mug.
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What do you think it's worth?
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My uncle had a thing like that once.
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Poor old Uncle Titus. He's gone now.
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Hard -headed old rascal.
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I'll never forget the first time. Hello,
Uncle.
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What hit me? What happened?
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Was I dreaming?
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Oh, a lump.
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What a dream.
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Uh -oh, wrong door.
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Sorry, there's something going on
downstairs. I'm glad I'm up here where
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safe.
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This little marble will come in handy.
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Hello.
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Oh, hello.
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I thought you might be a wee bit
lonesome.
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So I brought some cookies.
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You like cookies?
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Oh, that I do.
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Especially blonde ones.
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How about you and me make it with the
conversation?
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Aye. Oh, me too.
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You too?
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Aye.
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I don't want to take care of any
visitors.
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Move over.
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Look what you did to the cupboard.
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How can I blank us, will you? You want
me to catch cold?
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Say, you ought to see your dentist.
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Why don't you get to sleep?
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Didn't he akin the healing fling?
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Aye. It is a rumba with kilts.
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The guy with the big teeth took them.
Oh, you're crazy. He's right.
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Somebody stole our bed.
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Boy, you're a wonderful dancer.
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Operator, get me the police and get...
Hurry
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up,
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open that door.
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Get away from that door or I'll shoot.
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Get away!
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It's him again.
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Come here.
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I'm sorry, Mole. We didn't mean it. You
doughheads.
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You look better.
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that's what you've been doing, Lorna.
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Officer Tetherway!
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Lads, I'm a grateful man, and it is only
fitting that I reward you.
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Oh, that ain't nothing. Now I will!
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Come on!
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The scotch broth, lads, and this time
we'll really drink it, for you prove
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are no ghosts in Glen Heather Castle.
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