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Attention all cars in District 15.
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Go to 6th and Main Streets. Armored car
held up.
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Surround area and search for three men
who made their getaway on foot.
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Use caution. They are heavily armed.
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garbage. Come on, get out of here.
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Here we are, Captain.
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Okay.
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Hey, what's that on the stool?
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Must be a stool pigeon.
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I know you pulled that car robbery.
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Hey, you, sit down on that chair.
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The hot seat. They can't fry me for
nothing.
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Hey, brave kid, it'll be over in a
minute. And we'll see that you get a
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send -off. Shut up.
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That's a lie detector.
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Oh, not that. Oh, no, there's one there.
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Here,
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hold that.
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If you tell the truth, that pen will
travel in a straight line. But if you
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a lie, we'll know it.
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Have you ever been to jail before?
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Why, of course not.
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That's a lie.
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Just as I thought.
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Have you any visible means of support?
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Sure. I got suspenders.
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So you have.
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I mean, have you guys got a job?
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Why, certainly, Captain. We work at the
Eli Cafe on Main Street. Check on that,
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Jackson. Yes, sir.
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Hold that.
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Now then, I got a couple of questions I
want to ask you.
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Me? Yes, and so have I.
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Did you or did you not take that quarter
out of my shoe last night? On my honor,
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Moe, I didn't do it.
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Oh, a chisel.
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That's enough.
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Break it up.
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Now then, what were you doing at 11 o
'clock last night?
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I don't know.
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What were you doing at 11 o 'clock?
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I was at a lunch meeting.
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The last question seems to have broken
the machine, Captain.
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What's that?
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We didn't do it, Captain. You're wasting
our time.
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Come out here.
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Gee, it was swell of you to tell the
cops we worked here, Miss Harmon. Yeah,
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it wasn't for you, we'd be set up for
life. You sure got us out of a jam.
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Oh, that's all right, boys.
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I'm sort of in a jam myself.
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Yeah? What's the trouble?
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Oh, trying to make a go of this
restaurant.
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I can't afford any help. And most of my
customers sign their checks instead of
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paying. You mean they sign all these?
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Mm -hmm.
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Why, they're dirty chisels. Who are
they?
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Larry Fine, Larry Fine, Larry...
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You nitwit. You got a lot of crust you
have.
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I wonder whose this is.
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Shemp Howard, Shemp Howard, Shemp...
What's the matter with you?
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I'm coming right back.
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Hey, this guy must have had a tapeworm.
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Moe Howard, Moe Howard, Moe... What are
you guys looking at? Get out of here.
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Miss Harmon, you got yourself three new
helpers. Yeah, and for free, too. Oh,
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boys, I couldn't let you do anything
like that. Oh, forget it. Spread out.
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go into the kitchen. You get behind that
counter. Oh, really, you should. That's
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all right, Miss Harmon. They're going to
go to work and like it. And if it's
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absolutely necessary, I'll go to work,
too.
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We're out of almost everything.
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Then you run along to the market and
stock up.
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We're in business.
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Well, it'll be, sir.
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I'll take the short ribs.
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I think we got some delicious chicken
soup.
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Just short ribs.
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I know, but you haven't tried our
chicken soup. I know, because I have...
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ribs. Short ribs.
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Chicken soup's coming up.
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Why ain't chicken soup coming up?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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Why, Captain Mullins, how are you?
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Funny thing, I was just thinking about
you.
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Yeah, I'm thinking about you right now.
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And it could be murder.
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Now, don't get excited, Cap. Here, sit
right down and have something on the
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house. Yeah, yeah, have something on the
house. Right back here.
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Sit down.
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Out of the draft.
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Now, how about some nice vittles?
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Chicken soup?
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Cereals? Yeah, Captain.
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Nice cup of hot java.
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What's on your mind?
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You ever see that guy before?
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Hey, that's one of the guys who was in
on the car robbery.
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Yeah, I'd know him anywhere.
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I had a hunch it was a lefty woman's
job.
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Thanks for the tip, boys. Oh, anything
to accommodate the police department.
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Hey, Cap, don't let your coffee get
cold. I'll get you a piece of pie.
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This is on the house. Thanks.
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Oh, you like it, eh?
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That tastes like paint.
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Paint?
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What are you talking about?
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It is paint.
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That's the coffee.
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This is better.
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Oh, boy, 12 o 'clock.
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See you later, fellas. Wait a minute.
Where do you think you're going?
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Oh, to lunch. A wise guy, huh?
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Listen, if the customers can stand to
eat, you're cooking, so can you. Sit
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Yeah, what is it? A letter from the
lawyer who was handling my father's
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Someone wants to buy our old homestead
in the country for $1 ,000.
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Did you say $1 ,000? Yes. Oh, I'm so
excited. Now I can pay all my bills.
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I'd better call Mr. Scott right away.
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Can't be much of a joint for $1 ,000.
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Must be a rat trap. Yeah, that's what I
think. Hey,
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maybe she's being gypped.
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Yeah, why don't we go out there and look
the joint over before we let her sell
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it? I think you've got something there.
No, you're showing intelligence.
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Am I?
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Let's go on.
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Oh, boy.
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Fresh clams.
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Boy, clam chowder.
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Oh, a cracker swagger, huh?
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What's the matter with you?
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Get your teeth out.
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You too.
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What's the matter with you?
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Slight of fantasy.
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Spread out. Go on. Get out of here.
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I'm going to murder you.
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Hey, how far can you guys reach?
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The clam just bit me. You're crazy. A
clam can't bite. That one did right
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I can't see any clam.
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He's got me. He's got me.
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He's got me. He's got me.
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Let go.
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Hold steady.
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I'll get it.
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Hold still, will you?
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Is it all right?
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Oh, you're all right, aren't you? Yeah,
yeah.
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We
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make
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a clean getaway and these mugs put their
finger on us.
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What are we going to do, Lefty?
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What do we usually do with guys that
know too much?
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Yeah, but how are we going to find them?
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You don't expect them to walk right into
our hands, do you?
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Well, here we are.
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Don't look like much. No. Have you got a
key?
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Yes, here it is.
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Okay.
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It won't open. It must be bolted from
the inside.
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Oh, that can't be.
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Well, it is.
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Spread out, you guys. Find something to
pry this door open with.
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It's them.
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Let them have it.
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I don't see nothing.
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Oh, a hunk of pipe.
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This ought to do it.
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Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe! What do you want?
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Moe!
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What is it? I had a piece of pipe in my
hand and it disappeared right out of my
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hands. Maybe it's still in your hand.
No!
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Get away.
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You had a hallucination.
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No, I had a hook of pipe.
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You're all right. Come on.
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Hey, Shem, what's the matter? I wonder
where Gladys went.
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Where could she go? I don't know.
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Gladys!
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Gladys! Hey, fellas, you think this will
open it?
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Swear, where'd you get it? In the house.
Oh, in the house. Yeah, can you use it?
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And how?
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Come on, get going.
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They're all in, Lefty. Shall I bump them
off?
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I think that's a job for Angel.
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Strangers in the house.
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He'll do a nice quiet job.
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We should have stayed outside.
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What's the matter with you? You're
getting on my nerves. What's that?
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That's a statue.
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Oh, it must be Washington. He slept
everywhere.
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Gladys! Where can she be? Oh, Gladys!
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Gladys! Gladys!
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I can't... What's the matter with you?
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Washington is gone.
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So are you. Go ahead.
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This joint gives me the creeps. Well,
start creeping. We've got to find
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This looks like a good place for a
murder.
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Quiet.
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I'm glad you guys are behind me.
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Hey, quit shoving me, will you?
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What are you grunting about? I'm doing
the looking.
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I can't see a thing. It's so dark in
there, I...
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Is that you in there? No, I ain't in
here.
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Hey, Mo, is that you?
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Why, certainly.
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Who are you expecting, Santa Claus?
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Good add.
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Pardon me.
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Don't get excited. I'll let you in in a
minute.
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Boy, am I glad you came.
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Did you see that big guy outside?
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Honest, mister, I didn't mean nothing.
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It looked like Shemp.
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My God, you're right. It was Shemp. I'll
get him.
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Look on my shoulder. I want to get
Shemp.
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