All language subtitles for the_three_stooges_1947_-_s14e07_-_all_gummed_up

Furthermore, it can't leak, because he
uses no liquid. Dry air, listen.

Dry it, and I'm sure you'll buy it. Oh,
air, huh?

Yeah.

Yes, ma 'am?

I'll take this one. Will you test it for
me, please?

Fifteen cents, please.

It's the old time to give it the old
one, too.

The catch.

Out there. No matter what hooks on to
the line, you've got to get them. Don't

let this thin line worry you. I'll get
the biggest fish you can get on this.

Watch this.

Oh, man.

Ain't that lady bow -legged?

That's no lady.

That's my mother -in -law.

Come back with that bait.

Boys, boys, listen.

This is an emergency.

My wife is sick and the doctor didn't
have anything to write a prescription

so he wrote it on my shirt.

We got that already made up. That's two
bucks. Sure, fine.

Here you are.

Thank you. Just a minute. Just a minute.
Come over here. What's the idea?

We gotta file every prescription. It's
the law.

Yeah.

File this.

Oh, my wife.

So if I just came to inform you, you'll
have to vacate at the end of the month

when your lease expires. Why?

Because I made a deal with the pinch
penny market that three times the rent

you're paying me.

But we've been here ten years.

Oh, he's only joking, ain't you?

Then you're welcome to it. Oh, thank
you.

Bless you, boys.

Poor woman.

It's tough to get old.

will become rich and famous.

It's tremendous.

It's colossal. It's putrid. Right, then
what are we stalling for? Get busy.

After you, doctor.

After you, doctor.

Why, certainly, professor.

Zemdapus.

Zemdapus.

Zemdapus. Zemdapus.

Zemdapus.

Mishigas. Mishigas.

You crazy? Mishigas.

Isn't that wonderful?

Now all we have to do is get somebody to
try it.

Who's going to try it?

Wait a minute, fellas. Not me.

Okay. Okay.

Something's wrong. We'll have to try it
again.

Oh, oh, oh, help me. Help me, Larry.

We got you.

All right? Yeah, I'm fine.

Ingan's omen.

And a can of penicillin.

Oh, boy, this time I'm sure we got it.
Right -o.

Then remove the pestle and release the
fountain of youth. Right.

It's stuck.

Step aside, Nitwit.

Hold the mortar.

We're ready to try it.

I refuse to be the guinea pig again.

Okay, kid, okay.

All you have to do is smell it.

knows when.

I feel giddy.

I actually feel young.

You said it.

Spread out.

Come right over here and look.

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes,
I'd never believe it.

Do you mind if I cut in? No.

Hey, you're not a bad dancer.

Not in Missouri.

Little Waltie.

Where are those tallywags? What's all
the racket, Amy? Why, I... Serena!

What? Serena, you're young and
beautiful.

How did you do it? We discovered the
Fountain of Youth.

We can make old people young.

Make me young. Make me young. I'll give
you this store for nothing.

I've got a deed right here in my pocket.
I'll sign it right over to you. That's

fair enough. Get busy, boys.

Thanks.

Sit right down, Mr. Flint. Right there.
Take off your hat.

Lean back now.

Okay. Open your mouth.

Spice. Oy, spice.

Gouger. Onion.

Onion.

Cackle fruit. Cackle fruit. Cackle
fruit.

Chaser. Chaser.

Chaser.

I want some bubble gum. Yes, sir.

There we are.

That'll be five cents.

A skyrocket. No, no, no. It's a cake I
baked to celebrate my rebirth.

How do you like it? Oh, that's terrific.

Let's have a slice.

Oh, no. It has to be decorated with
marshmallows. I'll get the marshmallows.

Marshmallows. Oh, marshmallows.

Here's one that's open.

Oh,

heaven's my roast.

Don't worry. We'll drape the cake.

Taste? No, thanks. Take it. Get out of
here.

Here's the marshmallows. All right.

Has marshmallows got pits?

No, they're empty like your skull.

Drape that cake. I'll bring the dishes.

All right.

Pretty good.

Marshmallows are a little stale. We got
them in fresh yesterday.

Could be.

This reminds me of Phileas Sowell. And
he'll.

What do you call this cake?

Marshmallow Jumbo.

Tastes more like Marshmallow Gumbo.