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Now, you see, Miss Dinkelmeyer, that's
the way it should be sung. Shall we try
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it again?
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I'll try anything for you, Professor.
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Oh, that's fine, fine.
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If you please, Doctor.
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Doctor.
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Hey.
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You are too portissimo, too allegro, too
quantro. Oh, is that bad?
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It ain't good. You're supposed to be
singing about the voices of spring, not
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eruption of a volcano.
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Give with the throat, not with the
bellows. Oh, Professor, you want it more
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a bird.
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That's it.
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That's it. Give me the bird.
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That's enough. That's enough. We've done
enough for today.
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You might hurt your voice. You know,
bend it, crack it, or break it or
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something. Oh, Professor, you're so
considerate.
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I'm just crazy about you.
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Don't forget, we've got another lesson
Tuesday.
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Gargle with old razor blades. All right,
Professor. I know you wouldn't want
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anything to happen to my throat.
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Except to have somebody cut it. How
would you like to be married to a dame
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that? Don't even say that.
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I order.
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You ought to what? I ought to be a
little more careful.
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Well, shut up and listen. Do you
remember your Uncle Caleb? Do I? Why,
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tightwad, he'd steal flies from a blind
spider.
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But, Champ, he's... He's a louse and a
weasel. Yeah, well, he just died and
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you 500 ,000 bucks. Just like that old
skinflint.
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500 ,000 bucks!
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Poor old Uncle Caleb.
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Like I was saying, he was a swell guy.
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Give me the shirt off his back and throw
in the buttons, too.
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But there's one little catch.
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You get the dough provided you're
married.
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So... Married? No.
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No, fellas.
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I'm gonna faint.
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Or... Or what?
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If you get married within 48 hours of
the reading of the will. What time was
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that? Six o 'clock the night before
last.
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You just got seven hours to get yourself
a bride. It can't be done. No woman is
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interested in me.
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Maybe not, pal.
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But if you look real hard, you might
find one that's interested in a half a
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million bucks.
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Maybe you got something there. You're
darn right he has.
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Do you know any girls?
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I got a lot of numbers, but I haven't
had much luck with them lately.
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Well, you can't get killed for trying.
Where's the phone? There's a booth down
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the hall. Well, what are we waiting for?
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Down the hall.
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Here,
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here's six nickels. That makes 17. You
ought to hit the jackpot with one of
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them. Go ahead.
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Susquehanna 2222.
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Say, he's been in there over an hour.
What are you getting nervous about? When
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Shem pours on the charm, no dame can
resist him. I hope you're right.
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Hello? Is this Ginger Gray?
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It is? Well, this is your little
snookums.
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I'm about to do you a big favor.
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Will you marry me?
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Hey, any luck?
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I've got one phone number and one nickel
left.
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Well, start using it.
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You clumsy ox, you. Where'd that go? It
went down here someplace.
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Let's find it.
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Take this receiver. I got it. I got
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it.
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All right, just take it. Wait a minute.
All right.
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Get this out of my hair here.
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All right.
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Easy, easy, easy. Get off your foot.
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Look at what I got here.
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What was that? One of those. Yeah. And
wait a minute. It leads around under my
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arm. Getting up here around the neck.
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Get your hand over here.
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Oh, all right. All right. All right. All
right.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Can you dial from there? No. Can you?
Yeah.
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This one.
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How's that?
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Well, it don't feel as good as when I
did this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Take it easy. Now, look.
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We ain't getting no place fast.
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Let's get this thing right the right
way. All right, wait a minute. All
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Can't stand it anymore. It started with
the book, didn't it?
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Moe, where's your hat?
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But you are kind of cute at that.
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Oh, it's not me. It's him.
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You've got to get out of this. All
right. There isn't much time left. You
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that, don't you? All right.
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That's what I want to know.
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Wait a minute.
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Did you get a load of that?
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What is this? I wonder who she is.
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We'll soon find out.
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Oh, boy. Yes.
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Who's the new dame? A Miss Hopkins.
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Miss Hopkins? Did you hear that, kid?
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And good -looking, too. Go get her,
Shep.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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You can't propose to a girl looking like
that.
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We've got to give you the works. Come
on.
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Stand still, will you? We've got to get
going. It's three o 'clock now.
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Yeah? And if you don't marry the girl by
six o 'clock, we're out of the money.
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I said stand still.
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Oh, oh, Moe, Moe, I'm blind.
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You point my eye out. Get a towel, Moe.
Get a towel.
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Hey,
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where are the towels?
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In the bottom drawer.
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I got it.
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You sure look funny with a bust of brown
collar.
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Hold that.
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Say, I forgot to tell you. When the
afternoon papers come out, you're going
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be famous. How come?
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I gave the story to the reporters. Yes,
sir. Shemp power to inherit a half a
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million bucks.
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Let's get going, kid.
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I'm telling you to hold still now. I'm
warning you. Oh, excuse me.
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Almost had seven years of hard luck.
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How do you like that?
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I said stand still.
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Hey,
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I cut off my head. I cut off my head.
Mo, my head is off. Mo, my head is off.
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My head is off.
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Oh, there I am.
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And that's... Pretty as a picture. Yeah,
but Nate.
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Get going. This means half a million
dollars.
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I know what it means.
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Here you are.
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Boy, am I tired.
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Where will I throw this water?
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You look good. You look great, kid.
You're a cinch. Go to it.
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Oh, hello.
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Come in, Cousin Basil. Oh, I'm so happy
to see you.
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I've just been dying to meet you.
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You're even cuter than that lady said
you were.
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Oh, boy, success.
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Yeah, listen to those kisses.
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must be exhausted after your long trip.
Sit down.
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Let me look at you, Cousin Basil. Now,
don't you go away.
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Hello? Yes, this is Miss Hopkins.
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Your Cousin Basil?
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Well, then who is... I was just... How
dare you pretend to be my Cousin Basil?
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I'll teach you a thing or two. You wolf!
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Don't you dare strike me!
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Taking advantage of a poor...
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Boy, his kisses are getting louder.
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You, you, you horrible person, you.
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What happened, kid? Can I help it if I
ain't Cousin Basil?
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Professor, are you all right?
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Oh, I'm fine.
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All I wanted to do was propose, but...
Propose?
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Oh, Professor, this is so sudden.
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You mean you'll really marry him?
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him a half a million bucks. We only got
two hours left. Come on, get going.
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Come right
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in, folks.
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Say,
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here's the license. My pal wants to get
married in a rush. Oh, splendid.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Hello?
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Who? Mr. Howard.
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Yes, he's here.
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500 grand and the papers. Come on, pal.
We got to make this fast.
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Have you got the ring?
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Why, certainly.
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Certainly I got it. Oh.
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It went in the piano.
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Get it.
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You see anything?
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Yeah, wires.
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Listen, you. What?
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You know, I think the piano's out of
tune.
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Come on.
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I think I see him.
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Impossible. Never mind your face and get
that ring. It's a quarter of six.
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Oh, I'm awful sorry.
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So am I.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Quit flying around in
there and get that ring.
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Get me out of here. Get me out of here.
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stuff off. Oh, oh, oh.
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You get in the messes every time. Here,
give me a round.
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I'm a few minutes left and no ring, no
nothing.
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Wait a minute, fellas.
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Here's the ring.
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You tied me down.
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It's bigger.
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