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Atta boy, Chopper. That's doing your
stuff. Bring up your right hand. That's
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Bring it up again.
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Now try the left.
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Come on, Chopper. You've got to do some
training. I'm telling you. We'll wait
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with you. You can start on the dummy.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He means
the other dummy.
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Oh.
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Oh. Cop the sneaker, right?
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Oh.
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Piss me.
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Wait a minute.
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I'll take a short count.
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The winner and still world's champion.
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That scared a dummy.
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I'm beginning to enjoy this workout.
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I even feel like a few rounds of boxing.
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That's swell, but we ain't got no
sparring partner.
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No, no, not me, fellas. I never had a
glove on in my life.
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Besides, I bruise easy. Oh, don't be a
baby. It's all in fun.
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I hate fun.
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What, are you surrounding me, fellas?
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No, you've got to do it. Think of the
dough. I'd rather think of my health.
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Here. Here, we're going to put this on
your head. Thanks. We don't want the
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chopper to hurt his head.
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Don't be a coward. You'll spar a little
with the chopper and exchange some love
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taps. Taps? Yeah, taps.
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Quiet.
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Come on. Wait a minute. Where did
everybody go?
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This way.
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Get in there.
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Come on, come on. All right, don't shove
me.
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Oh, Larry!
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mocks you. Oh, now I know how a gopher
feels. Get these gloves on.
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Hey, there's Kitty.
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Come on. This way. Come on.
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Kitty.
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Hiya, baby. You're just in time to see
the chopper do his stuff.
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Kitty, I want you to meet Chopper Kane,
the next heavyweight champion.
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Oh, I'm meeting a champion right now.
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Why, you say the sweetest things. Oh,
sugar, you're just about to see little
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Chopper go into action.
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Oh, I'd just love to see a good fight.
Why don't you just stick around here?
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I'll murder that guy for you.
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Get the victim ready for the slaughter.
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Wait a minute, Chopper. Remember, left
hands.
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Get him ready.
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This won't take long.
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Get a load of that Chopper. Lace that
glove.
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Yeah, Chopper's a bit of a wolf.
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Yeah, if he moves around the ring like
he moved in on Kitty, I figure we got a
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new champion on our hands. Is it fixed?
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He's fixed, all right.
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What's the matter, kid? You nervous?
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Just my left hand.
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Ah, take it easy.
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With a dame around the chapel box like a
perfect gentleman.
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Now, when I ring the bell, you come out
fighting.
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Any blood?
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Ignore it.
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Where are you going, fellas?
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I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. My
hand slipped.
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Laptaps.
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Laptaps.
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Watch this one.
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Just watch this one. They go chump with
the left jab.
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They go chump with the right uppercut.
They go chump with the haymaker.
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They go chump.
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What's the matter with you?
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Easy, boy. All right, get him up. Up you
go.
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What's the matter with you? I'll get it
off. All right. I know how to do it. Get
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your hands off. Come here.
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I got a system.
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Now, wait a minute. Easy.
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Easy.
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Take it easy, kid.
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Take it easy.
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Easy, kid.
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Let me at him.
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Let me at him. Quiet, stupid. He's gone.
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Oh, he can't take it, eh? A good thing
for him would have ripped him.
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Easy, kid. Easy.
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Easy, kid. Easy.
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Hey, what's good for a fractured skull?
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I don't know.
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What's good for a fractured skull? I
don't know either.
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Is it fractured?
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Wait a minute. Too bad, Shemp, you were
way up in front.
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That's when he should have quit. You
should have quit before you got started.
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Hey, which one of you guys is boss
around here?
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He is.
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Oh, wise guys, huh? Well, I got a
message for you from Big Mike.
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Big Mike?
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We never heard of him. You will.
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Wait a minute. Are you trying to scare
somebody? Yeah.
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All right, now get this straight.
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The palooka of yours, he ain't winning
his fight with Gorilla Watson. Why not?
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Because Big Mike says so. But listen...
No buts. Just see that that palooka of
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yours gets himself knocked out.
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Come on, Chuck.
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They can't do this to us.
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I'll call the police. I'll call the fire
department.
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I'll call the Marines. I'll... Shut up.
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That's what I mean. I'll shut up.
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What are we going to do now? We got
every cent we own bet on the chopper.
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We got to tell the chopper to throw the
fight.
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You guys tell him. I'll be there to pick
you up and carry you out.
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Maybe Muscle Brain is right.
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We got to find another way out.
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Say, the chopper went gaga over Kitty.
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I'll keep bringing her around. He won't
train. And by fight time, he'll be as
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soft as putty.
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That's it, Porcupine.
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We'll feed him all kinds of rich food.
He'll soften up, and he'll be a cinch to
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lose. That's a swell idea. Am I glad I
thought of it?
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Oh, baby,
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it's swell having you here with me all
the time. I know, honey pie, but don't
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you think you ought to start doing some
training? Oh, think nothing of it. The
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chopper's getting right into the
condition we want him. Here, have some
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puffs. They'll build you up.
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That's my favorite fruit.
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Well, take some more. We've got a lot of
them. Go ahead.
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But, baby, darling, if you eat too much
of that stuff, you won't be in shape to
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knock out Gorilla Watson.
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Oh, honey, the way I feel now, I don't
want to hurt nobody.
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Honey, baby, after lunch, will you read
me another poem about love?
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My idea's working out swell. Look at
him. He's so goofy, you can knock him
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with a handful of peanuts without the
shells. Yeah, the way he's packing it
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the gorilla knock him stiff in the first
round.
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He's sure making a pig of himself.
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Look who's talking.
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Give me that cake.
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I only had some coffee.
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What? What's the matter with you?
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Let go.
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You're bending the stripes.
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Listen, it's getting late. I wonder
what's keeping the chopper.
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What does your watch say?
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Listen,
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he ought to be here by now. We've got to
get him ready for the fight.
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Don't worry about getting the chopper
ready for the fight. Worry about
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him out afterwards.
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Let me at him. Where's that given the
watch?
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Chopper, chopper, chopper. What
happened? What happened?
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Me and Kitty had a big beef. That's what
happened. She threw me over for that
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big gorilla. Oh, I'll murder her. No,
no, no. Don't be hasty. Here, have a
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puff. I don't want a cream puff.
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Oh, I'm mad.
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Oh, I'd like you to miss Ring. I'm going
to smash him.
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I'll smash him like this.
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How do you like that guy? Busted a
perfectly good cream puff.
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You lame brain.
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We're going to be rubbed out after the
fight, and you're worried about a cream
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puff. Why, you.
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Gorilla, don't lose your temper. What
you got fighting to do on me?
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You little... Oh, my head.
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Oh.
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Oh, my gosh. It's busted. Come in quick.
We got to call this fight off. It's a
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job for... You and your cream puffs. I
ought to lay my...
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got nothing to worry about.
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By golly, you're right.
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I'd like to see Big Mike's face when he
finds out what we did.
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Well, take a look.
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Why don't you stop popping off? I didn't
open my mouth.
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You guys figured an easy way out of this
jam, but ain't gonna work. Big Mike has
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got a hundred grand on the gorilla.
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No fight, no hundred grand.
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That is bad.
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Look, you tell Big Mike. I'm Big Mike.
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What do you want to tell me?
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Oh, hello.
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Isn't it a lovely evening?
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Yes, it is.
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And when I stand a chance to lose a
hundred grand, I like to do something
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it. Like taking my pals for a ride.
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A one -way ride.
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Back
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up
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against the wall. Please don't shoot me,
Mr. Big Monk. I'm too young and good
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-looking to die. Well, too young.
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I got a father. I got a mother. I got a
grandmother.
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I've got a little sister.
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I've got a little brother this high. And
a little brother this high. And a
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little brother this high. And a little
brother this high.
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And I've got a great big brother this
high.
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So am I.
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Hey, Moose.
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Seen anything of those guys?
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We'll get them.
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Wonder which way they went.
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You go that way and I'll go this way.
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What's the matter with you?
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Oh, I'm sorry, boss.
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Really, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
Honestly, I... Hey,
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Moe, I just got one of them. He was
standing right here where you are.
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Was he a short, fat fella? Yeah.
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Dark hair? Yeah.
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Did you hit him with that? Yeah.
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That was me.
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So they're in there, huh? No.
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And who are you yelling at? I was just
talking to myself.
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Nobody else will talk to me except my
kid brother. And he's only that high.
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the other one is that high. Well, I met
your family before.
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Get something to batter the door down.
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Wait a minute.
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No. No, I got a soft skull. Let me go,
will you? Look out there. Let me go.
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You're crushing my eyebrows.
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if it isn't Big Mike and a couple of his
boys.
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Who did it? I did it with my little
hatchet. Oh, it was nothing.
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Nothing? None but a $5 ,000 reward.
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Good work.
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Blood!
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I'm dying.
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Everything is getting dark.
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Moe, Larry.
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What's the matter, kid?
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They got me.
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Take it easy, kid. Take it easy. Say a
few syllables.
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We'd better get a doctor. Wait a minute.
I studied medicine for three years.
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Good. See what's wrong with him, Doc.
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Is he hurt?
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He's gone.
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The poor kid.
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And I owe him five bucks.
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Wait a minute. I heard that. Give me the
five. Lay down. You want to make a fool
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out of the doctor?
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