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That's the worst act I've ever seen in
my life. Now get out and stay out. And
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take your props with you.
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Well, this is the 26th theater we got
thrown out of this month.
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What is there left for us? Four more
theaters. Except February, which has 28.
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Quiet. Are you guys still here?
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Listen, Mr. Smellington, give us another
chance.
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No. You've chased enough customers away.
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You guys are a menace to society.
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Why don't you climb the tallest building
in town and jump off? That's a fine way
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to talk to a professional.
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Well,
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I guess there's nothing left for us to
do but bump ourselves off.
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Why didn't we think of that before?
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Let's do it right now. Come on.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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I've got something to do before I die.
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What?
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Wait a minute.
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If you're going to pump yourself off,
what's the idea of eating pie?
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So I can digest right.
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Come on, we got some croaking to do.
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You too.
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All
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right,
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girls?
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Yes. Then let's do it.
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What's the big idea?
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We've nothing to live for. We have a
dancing act, but no theater will hire
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So we're going to jump and end it all.
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Move over. You got company.
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How do you do?
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I'm Larry.
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I'm Moe. I'm Curly. I'm Hilda. I'm
Wilder. I'm Tilda.
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Look, look, look, look.
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Those two men down there. They're my
uncles.
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Your uncles?
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Yeah. They look like ants. They got ants
in their...
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Spread out. We've got to jump.
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Yes. Let's jump before somebody
interrupts us again.
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Right. We've got to get this thing over
with. I've got to be at the cleaners at
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2 o 'clock.
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Hey, Porcupine.
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What time is it?
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Let me see. It ought to be about... Hey,
what's the idea of the three watches?
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That's how I tell the time.
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What do you mean, that's how you tell
the time? Well, you see, this one runs
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minutes fast every two hours.
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This one runs 20 minutes slow every four
hours.
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The one in the middle is broken. It
stopped at 2 o 'clock.
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Well, what time is it now?
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Uh, 3 .15. Simple, isn't it? Yeah, so
are you.
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Come on, we gotta start jumping.
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Let's get going.
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Everybody ready?
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Yes!
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All right, now.
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Goodbye, Miss, uh...
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Wilder. Goodbye, Miss Wilder.
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Farewell, my lovely... What's your name?
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Tilda. Tilda.
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This I like. And I get paid for it, too.
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Adios, senorita.
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Hilda. Adios, senorita Hilda.
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Quiet. What's the matter with you? You
want to fall off? Gee, thanks.
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You know, a guy can get killed from up
here.
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You know, honey, this is the most
momentous moment of my life.
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Oh, how you carry on. You know, when
your eyes look at me, it makes my dreams
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happen.
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You and I could travel the dusty road of
matrimony in double harness.
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Come on, everybody ready?
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Okay!
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Okay, one, two.
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Two and a half, two and a half. Anybody
make it three?
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I got two and a half, two and a half,
two and a half, two and a half. Go on to
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two and a half, go on to two and a half.
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Lady, will you make it three?
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Two.
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Hey, cut it out.
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Wait a minute.
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Where's that music coming from?
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Well, let's find out.
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He must have jumped by himself.
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Poor Curly.
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Poor Curly.
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Somebody paged me.
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His ghost.
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Ghost nothing. That's me.
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Where did you go?
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Took a shortcut.
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You lunkhead.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Listen to the music.
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It's out there. Come on.
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Oh, hello there. Hi.
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Did you like my music?
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Oh, swell.
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Yeah, but why are you playing up here?
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Oh, well, unfortunately, I happen to be
a millionaire. In fact, I'm afflicted
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with millions.
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What a disease.
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My family doesn't approve of my playing.
They think it's below my dignity.
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So that's why I sneak up here.
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Do you happen to be musicians by any
chance?
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Oh, sure.
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I play in five flats and get thrown out
of all of them.
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Do you play by ear?
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Yes.
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Get a load of this.
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That's clever. That's very clever.
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I have just written a musical play, but
I just can't find the proper actors to
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play in it.
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Well, look no further. You've just hired
a complete cast.
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How wonderful.
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But I can only afford to pay you $1 ,000
a week.
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Mayor, pen money.
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We'll take it. No, no, no, no. Not so
fast.
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First, I must have a sample of your
music.
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Right.
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Show them some of your dance stuff,
girls.
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Oh, gee, kid, this is our big jab. We've
just got to be good. Right.
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Play something hot.
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You know Swingaroo Joe?
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Swing it!
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One, two, three, four.
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We're ready now.
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dressed as ballerinas. Of course you
know we're not.
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And what you're going to see now, folks,
is something we ain't got.
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Listen, I'm going to murder you. Can't
you stop it?
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Quiet.
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Okay, fellas, we've got to get dressed.
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Indigestion, one tablet.
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Gallstones, two tablets.
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Hay fever, three tablets.
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Ingrown hangnails, four tablets.
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Boy, oh, boy.
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Hey, Mike, get this guy ready on the
double. Okay.
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Hiya, stranger.
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How do, bub? Say ah.
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Ah.
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Where were you born? In a hospital.
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Why? I wanted to be near my mother.
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Say ah.
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Ah.
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How old are you, bub? I'm 26.
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No, you couldn't get that homely in 26
years. Say ah.
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Ah.
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Listen, you, I mean...
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Take off your clothes.
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Pardon me?
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I said take off your clothes.
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How dare you? I don't even know your
name.
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The name is Mike Lippincrantz. Now off
comes the clothes.
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Come on.
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Get up.
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Come on. You better get the clothes off.
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Come on, I tell you.
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Fancy meeting you here.
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Why, you... Get it?
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Why? I never heard of such a thing.
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I never heard of such a thing.
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If you ever get in my...
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I'm worried if you get in my company...
Oh, stop it, will you? I never heard of
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such a thing.
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Hey, what's going on around here? This
guy won't let me take his clothes off.
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Oh, a tough guy, eh?
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We'll take care of him right now.
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So you want to play rough, eh? Well,
let's.
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Okay.
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You win.
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Gee,
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that was swell, girls. Oh, wonderful.
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Colossal. Oh, you were all terrific.
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Thanks. Thanks. I'm doubling your salary
right now.
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I throw my money around, I'll bet you
think I'm crazy.
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Hello.
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All right, Mr. Walsh, you better come
home before the woodpeckers get you. I
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don't want to go by automobile. I want
to go by train.
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Okay, we'll go by train.
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Oh, choo -choo!
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All aboard!
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Oh, no. It can't be.
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He's as nutty as a nest of cuckoos.
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