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Oh, boy, it sure feels good to be discharged at last. Let's have a ride.

Yeah.

Hey, how about it?

Can you beat that? Nobody wants to give you a lift these days. We'll walk. Yeah.

Hey,

what are you doing? I can take care of you. Break it up.

Don't you know our fiancés are waiting?

Yeah, you know it's lucky they got a beautiful house where we can all live.

after we're married, we'll get them the best jobs they ever had.

Just think, we're going to get married tonight.

Oh, boy.

No way, no way. Hey, wait a minute. Here's another car.

Oh, a fine thing.

Hey, hey, taxi.

Taxi.

Come on. Come on, stop stalling.

418 Meshuggah Avenue, down by the Winning Awards.

Keep the change.

Jesse!

Tessie! Tessie!

Oh, boy.

It's so good to be... Hey, what's all the fun that you're doing out here?

Oh, we've been just doing that.

It's a new American costume.

Oh, dear, no. We can't get married until we have a home to live in.

What's the matter with you?

What's the idea of stalling? Why don't you keep pulling?

Listen, you. If I'm going to work like a horse, I'm going to eat like one.

Wait a minute.

That's a pretty nice sandwich.

You insane.

Hey, look.

This is a nice place. I hope we get it.

I hope it's got twin beds. So do I.

Hey. Oh, pardon me. Have you got an apartment for rent? Yes, sir.

How much is it a month? What do you mean a month?

I rent it by the hour. You can have it from 4 to 5 a .m.

You robber, scram!

Hey!

I told

you ten times I have nothing to rent.

Besides, no dogs allowed.

This is it.

How do you like that?

I'm disgusted.

Say, it's a good thing we sent the girls home to their mothers.

Well, we got to find a place to live. Not me. I'm not budging. Oh, no.

No. Oh, come on. Ow, ow, ow.

I wonder where that Curly is.

You ought to know. You sent him to wire the girls to come on now that we have

this home.

So I did.

Someone's at the door.

I'll answer it.

I'll answer it.

Oh, no, I'll answer it. We'll both answer it.

Come on.

I beg your pardon, gentlemen, but do you have a room for rent?

No, scram.

Why?

Did he break your nose?

No, that's too bad.

Go on.

Fine thing.

It's getting so nowadays a person can't enjoy the comfort of their own domicile.

Domicile?

Oh, a persistent tramp.

Come in.

What's the idea? I'm sorry, we got the wrong tramp.

Did you send the girls a wire?

No, I sent them a telegram.

Collect.

Hey, what's the idea of throwing dirty asses on a nice clean floor?

Sweep them up.

Listen, porcupine, we've got to pick the girl's room up. You knit some doilies

for the girlies. Me?

That's it. It's finished.

Finished? It's worse than it was before.

Clean up that loose grass.

That's an order.

Aye, aye, sir.

Now, as I said before, we've got to straighten this room up for the

Yeah. We'll start in that corner. Put...

We gotta get supper ready. Yeah? Well, all we got is potatoes.

Oh, we'll have more than that. I hope.

Hey, Onionhead.

Come here.

Go in the kitchen and peel some potatoes.

How you do that?

Just peel them.

Come on.

One of the neighbor's chickens got a nest up there. There ought to be eggs in

it. Go on up and see.

Okay.

Up you go.

Boy, am I tired.

I

love

you.

I'm sorry, did I get something in your eye?

Next. Listen, you lame brain.

Watch what you're doing and get those eggs. I can't get up any higher.

Well, tilt the nest and I'll catch the eggs.

Okay, here they come.

It's a good thing there wasn't any more.

Well, that's that.

I guess that's all of them. I'm coming down.

What's the matter with you, you clumsy ox? Don't you ever look what you're

doing? You must be insane.

Deliberately jumping on me from a tree.

Why can't you ever do anything right?

Shut up. Boyce, you give me an egg shampoo, then you jump on top of me.

the matter with you? What sort of rumpus?

I'll rumpus him in a minute.

Let him alone.

What do you mean, let him alone?

Your nitpicks will tear your tonsils out to both of you.

Now you wrecked the vacuum cleaner, and you ruined the dinner.

Now we're going to go hungry. What's the matter with you? Wait a minute.

How about some roast chicken?

Oh, you dumpies. Now, you got a brain. Get the gun.

Now, you get over here.

When I fire that gun... Out of my way.

Watch this. Wait a minute.

Give me the gun. I'll shoot. Oh, no. I'm the best. Wait a minute. You give it to

me.

I know how to shoot this gun. Let me fire it. Oh, no. I'm a target expert, I

tell you. No.

Let me fire it.

I'm a target expert. All right.

All right.

You want to take a chance?

A geese. I got a big goose. Hey, fellas, look.

Oh, boy.

Goosey, goosey, gander.

Goosey ought to be done.

What happened now?

This numbskull spilled all the grain.

Why, you...

You set the table with the dishes. You slice some bread. Now boil some spinach.

Boy, the boys will love this.

Oh, boy.

Nice, fresh -boiled spinach.

Oh, boy.

Help yourself, boys. Fresh, boiled spinach, right off the fire.

What

are

you screaming about? Go on, carve that goose. I can't. Our goose ain't cooked.

Go on, lame brain. Give me a gander at that goose.

It's haunted.

Hey,

come on, stop. stolen crab that goose.

I'm afraid to touch it.

Afraid? That's silly.

See?

I think I know what's the matter.

We forgot to stuff it.

Yeah, that's it. We forgot to stuff it.

Here's some crackers. Get busy.

You know, I... Oh, never mind.

You know, Moe, something funny happened to me.

What's the matter with you? Quit stalling around.

Go on, stuff the goose.

It's haunted, I tell you. Every time I put a cracker there, it takes it away.

You're crazy. Step aside.

How can a cooked bird be haunted?

Tastes good.

Smells good.

Jake, be a good boy, Jake. What's the matter with you? Easy now, Jake.

you guys. Ain't you got no etiquette? What would Emily Poe say? Sit down over

there. You sit down there.

I'll serve this thing.

Now we really have some stuffed goo.

Excuse me, darling.

This, uh... Boy, should have saved that rice for a pudding. Come on, sweetheart.

My darling bride.

My darling bride.

I'm poisoned.

Get away.

Well, darling, this is it.

This is the living room. This is the dining room. And this is the kitchen.

own little home.

Built with our own little hands.

And our own private bedroom.

For all of us.

How do you like it? Our own private bedroom.

And our own private bathroom, too.

You'll find your suitcases in the bathtub.

Now for a good night's sleep, you said, sir.

Get out of the way.

Ouch!

Ouch! Ouch!

What are you trying to do? What are you

trying to do? I'm trying to get up there.

Well, get something to stand on.

Why didn't I think of that?

Oh, what do you know? I didn't get hurt.

Oh, yes, you did.