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Speak to Mr. Jordan.
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Hello, Jordan?
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Listen, McGann speaking.
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Smiling Sam McGann, you robber. What's
the matter with your ear?
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Listen, you half -wit. What kind of
electricians you send me? My lights have
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been out for the last two hours and are
still out.
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Oh.
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Listen, Jordan. The manpower shortage is
supposed to be over.
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Never mind.
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Pebble Brain, why aren't you more
careful when you climb up a ladder?
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I only climbed up seven steps.
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The ladder had six.
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What's going on here?
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Listen, you nitwits. The lights are
still out in my office.
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I want juice and I want it right away.
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Everything.
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Keep smiling again.
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We better get busy before he finds out
we were breaker -uppers in the peanut
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brittle foundry. Hey, porcupine, trace
that wire.
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Grapehead, give me a hand.
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Which one?
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Never mind.
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Get out of there. You want to get a
shock?
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That's intricate stuff. Stand aside.
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That's pretty intricate.
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and I used these in the first place.
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I
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always
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knew he was a groundhog.
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Hey, look out. You'll get a shark.
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Shark? No shark.
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What do you know?
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No shark.
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I need more muscle.
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Looks like we resigned.
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Hey, you know what we ought to do? Go
somewhere for a nice long rest.
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Yeah, we need a rest. Yeah.
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Hey, here's just the place.
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Rest your cares away. Mallet's Rest Home
and Clinic.
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High altitude, low prices. No matter
what you got, you'll lose it at
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Sounds good.
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Yeah, but what do we want to use for
money?
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Boy, we'll just... I never thought of
that. Hey, I got something put away for
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rainy day.
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Leave it to him.
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Oh, wise guy.
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Badass.
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Oh, Moolah, queen of the realm.
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Well, kid, we accept your apology.
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And what's more, you can go with us. Oh,
thanks.
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Not a sound.
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I guess he's gone.
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Take the patient off, nurse.
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Now, don't worry, Mr. Grimble. We'll
have you fixed up and out of here in no
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time.
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Ah, nurse, be careful. The patient has a
very bad foot. Be careful, please.
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Yeah, he'll get out of here when we get
the rest of his dough, not before.
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Say, Doc, is there anything really wrong
with his foot? No, it's mostly in his
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mind. But if our patients like to stay
sick and pay us for the privilege, it's
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their business.
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What a racket. Doc, you're a chiseler
after my own arm.
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Thank you. Thank you, boys.
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I beg your pardon, but three new...
Patients are here.
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Fine, fine. Send them in, Miss Shapely.
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You boys wait in there while I give them
the once -over.
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We'll run them ragged and take them for
every nickel they've got.
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Won't you come in?
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Of course, you know our treatments are
expensive.
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Who cares about expenses?
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Splendid, splendid.
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And now the first thing to discuss is
your diet. We'll begin by cutting out
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starches, sugars, proteins, and
carbohydrates.
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What do we eat?
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Vitamins and calories.
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Oh, boy, with cream gravy.
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As I was saying, I'm going to prescribe
your daily schedule.
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You'll arise at 5 a .m., horseback
riding until 6, chopping wood until 7,
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work until 8, and then breakfast.
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A nice big bowl of milk.
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After breakfast, more road work, more
wood chopping, a good stiff workout in
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gym, and then lunch.
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A nice big bowl of milk.
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In the afternoon, more road work, more
wood chopping, more gym. You punch the
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bag for an hour and then dinner.
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I know. A nice big bowl of milk.
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Oh, no. No milk. You drank it all for
lunch.
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I'm still hungry.
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You got a tapeworm.
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Well, let me see.
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I'll have to get you a couple of nurses.
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Oh, nurses.
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Beautiful nurses.
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Nurses. Nurses. Beautiful nurses.
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Take it easy, Bloodhound. I'm running a
fever myself.
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I ain't freezing.
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Would you nurses mind stepping in,
please?
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Nurses. Nurses.
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Hey, you want to break the joint up?
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Hold still, baby.
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What's it say?
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Ninety proof.
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You two nurses will have charge of these
guests.
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Start tomorrow morning bright and early.
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Yeah, Doc. Bright and early.
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Gentlemen, who came in? This way,
please.
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Please, gentlemen, this way.
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You guys, get up. You snore so loud, my
ears are ringing. Yeah, mine are
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ringing, too.
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Mine, too, like an alarm clock.
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It is the alarm clock. We'd better get
up.
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Come on.
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Five o 'clock. That's the time you get
up and get shut
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at sunrise.
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Quit squawking. This early morning air
is good for you. Face the winter.
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Take a deep breath.
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That's the fresh air.
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What do you think you're doing?
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We're breathing. Well, cut it out. It
ain't on the schedule. Get this stuff
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Let's get going.
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Gentlemen, the gymnasium. Come on. Pay
attention over here.
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All you gotta do is pull them up and
down.
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Too much weight.
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We'll use the schedule.
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Hey,
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muscle brain.
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Up and down.
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Up and down.
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What's the matter with you?
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Sweet, sweet little birdies. I get it,
Doc.
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We'll run them ragged and take them for
every cent they got.
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You hear that? That mallard's nothing
but a clack. That means duck. Come on.
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Oh, for heaven's sakes. George.
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George! Stay away.
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The patient slugged us. Yeah, and got
away.
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They did?
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Watch this hallway and don't let anyone
out. Come on, we'll search the grounds.
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We gotta get out of here.
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But how? That mug has gone in the door.
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I got an idea.
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Yeah? We'll get some grease.
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Yeah? Spill it on the floor. Yeah? And
slip by. Yeah.
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No. Come on, now's our chance.
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Come on.
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Yeah, I think we'll have to operate.
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Well, you're doctors. Oh, sure, sure.
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Yeah, we're doctors. Dr. Windbag, I
presume.
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Well, blow me down.
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Well, gosh, we gotta go right in the
operating room.
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So we do.
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Well, hello, Mr. Grimble. A couple of
new doctors.
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Doctor, will you examine me?
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Boy, you look terrible.
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I'll give a thousand dollars to anyone
who cures me.
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Hey,
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wait a minute. You gotta operate on him
first.
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Don't get better. We'll be...
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an operation. I think... Go on, for a
thousand bucks, I'd have cut that guy up
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like a Christmas turkey.
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Hey, can I watch when they cut you up?
Yeah, bud.
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I... Yeah!
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By the way, I'll need to track the
homeowner like a meter.
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That one right here.
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That's a big one.
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Gonna cut him wide open, I see.
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Yeah. Say, I'll also need a hammer to
even see the fan.
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Got one coming right up.
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That guy's got everything.
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We gotta get rid of him. Yeah, but
suppose we can't.
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Well, in that case, I'll have to start
cutting. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I got it. We can put him to sleep with
this.
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Fine.
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I'll have my favorite scent, flirty
polecat.
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You sound like a
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light. What'd you give me?
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Either. Either?
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Yeah, either the bottle or the hammer.
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George!
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George! It's Doc Mallard.
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We'd better get him out of the way,
quick.
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Miss Shapely! Miss Shapely, where's that
stupid guard? Oh, he's in the
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laboratory with the new doctors. Oh, I
see.
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New doctors.
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Come on.
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Wait, Doctor, what in the world? The
patient's in a transom. Oh, I'm sorry,
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Doctor. I wasn't expecting you. Well,
that makes us even. We weren't expecting
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you either.
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Go ahead, find those men. If you catch
them, put them in the steam room. Give
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them the works.
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Some patients escaped. It was most
unfortunate. They were unbalanced, you
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Proceed with your operation, doctor.
Don't let me interrupt you. Oh, thank
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Well, you're going to use that?
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Then, of course, you're going to cut
straight.
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By the way, what does the patient have?
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You see, Doctor, he has a very bad case
of gut -to -palmatina beans. Oh, indeed.
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Well, then, of course, you're going to
need this bone saw.
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Do tell.
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Well, in that case, Doctor, would you
cut across here or cut across there?
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Oh,
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Doctor, now you're joking. Of course you
don't cut here or here.
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Naturally, you saw straight through the
skull.
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You'll fool that guy. We'll cut through
your skull so fast he won't know the
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difference. What about me?
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You won't know the difference either.
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It's on.
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Let me take over, doctor. I'll have him
opened up for you in just a minute.
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Oh,
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doctors, eh?
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I'll doctor you. Come to this
institution.
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No, I get the whole thing. Go ahead
around, bat your brains out.
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Yeah, you and who else?
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Oh, please be careful. Oh, my foot.
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Oh, my foot.
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Oh, my foot.
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Oh, my foot.
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I'm cured.
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It doesn't hurt anymore.
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Doctor, doctor.
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Safe at last.
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We sure gave them the slip. They don't
know where we are.
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myself a cheap lawyer.
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I'm a citizen. You can't do that to me.
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I got a brother in court. I'll tell you
that.
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Take it easy.
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That'll hold him for a while. Come on,
we'll find the other one.
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What are you doing here?
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The valve.
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Oh, you push the first valve down, and
the music goes.
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The other
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way.
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I'm going home.
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Worth every cent of it.
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A thousand bucks.
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Nearly a million.
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Yeah. Beautiful girls. Great lights.
Wonderful food. Travel luxury. Monte
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Wait a minute. You know what you ought
to do?
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What? Go somewhere for a nice long rest.
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Yeah. This rest almost killed me. You
need a rest like a hole in the head.
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in the head. That's a good idea.
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