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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:34,630 I could do this forever and ever. 2 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:36,730 Oh, no. 3 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:39,790 Onesie, twosie. 4 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:44,490 Ring a bell, my beautiful wildflower. 5 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:48,390 I declare to goodness how you do carry on, curly lock. 6 00:00:48,850 --> 00:00:51,630 I'm asking you all, would you be my all's wife? 7 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:57,650 Would you all give me all... 8 00:01:03,850 --> 00:01:08,010 Please, Maribel, if you'll marry me this once, I'll never ask you all again. 9 00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:10,330 Sure enough, I'll marry you, Moe, darling. 10 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:11,710 Oh, Maribel. 11 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:56,060 Sorry, girls, you'll have to wait for the wedding till after the war. 12 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:58,280 How long do you reckon it's gonna take y 'all to win? 13 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:01,580 Oh, about a week, I reckon. You know, it takes time to win a war. 14 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:02,818 Sure enough. 15 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:05,780 For such a man as you all, I'd wait till the cows come home. 16 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,320 But we haven't got a cow. 17 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:08,860 Then we all get a cow. 18 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:11,360 Right. Well, goodbye, cow. 19 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:12,760 Lula Bell, I'm... 20 00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:48,290 Must be some other place, I reckon. 21 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:50,070 No, I'm reckon. Oh. 22 00:02:51,370 --> 00:02:52,269 Hey, fellas. 23 00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:53,270 Look. Look. 24 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:55,790 I joined. I joined. Pretty, huh? 25 00:02:56,150 --> 00:02:58,350 There's something wrong here. We don't match. 26 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:01,690 Company. Halt. Second squad, come in the house. 27 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:03,370 First squad, forward. 28 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:04,630 Halt. 29 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:06,530 Detail. Halt. 30 00:03:06,890 --> 00:03:07,990 Sergeant, follow me. 31 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,470 Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. 32 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:12,150 Who is this man? 33 00:03:12,370 --> 00:03:14,210 He's our prisoner, sir. 34 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:18,950 In the smokehouse, I reckon. 35 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,420 I reckon they're gone. Say, we all better hide you or you all gonna get 36 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:16,740 full of holes. Oh, no, not that. 37 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:20,360 Listen, here's what we gotta do. Who are these men? These are my brothers, my 38 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,560 prisoners, sir. I surround them. Good work. 39 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:23,780 Lock them up. Yes, sir. 40 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:53,190 We all better get some Confederate uniforms. 41 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:54,590 We belong on his side anyway. 42 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:57,550 You're right. Our hearts belong to Dixie. You gotta come on. 43 00:06:07,530 --> 00:06:09,790 You see any trace of them? No, sir. They're not around here, sir. 44 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:16,250 All right, 45 00:06:17,470 --> 00:06:18,470 boys. 46 00:06:18,890 --> 00:06:21,250 It will all be over before we change our clothes. 47 00:06:23,870 --> 00:06:25,570 Where's my cap? 48 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,380 You all got the coat on, you fool. 49 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,200 That's right. I knew I felt the draft. 50 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:24,580 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We all are union men. 51 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:27,200 Well, you belong to the wrong union. 52 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:29,180 We all surrender. We surrender. 53 00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:31,660 But only to General Grubblebump. 54 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:37,620 Who is General Grubblebump? You all don't know who General Grubblebump is? 55 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:38,920 he walk like this. 56 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,480 General Grubblebump don't walk. 57 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:41,920 He runs! 58 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:57,330 Three Confederate spies just escaped. 59 00:07:57,550 --> 00:07:58,610 Go and get them! 60 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:00,550 Foreign men, get them! 61 00:08:03,030 --> 00:08:03,989 I'm sorry. 62 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:05,690 I didn't touch you, did I, Lieutenant? 63 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:11,550 Blockaded on the south, encircled in the east, and stalemated on the west. 64 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:14,970 As a matter of fact, Colonel, we're caught with our tents down. 65 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,230 Our army is in a very precarious position. 66 00:08:18,590 --> 00:08:20,730 If the Confederates hear about this, we'll loss her. 67 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:26,640 If we all can get that map down to his headquarters, we all could win this war. 68 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:28,000 Then we all could get married. 69 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:31,520 Brother, you all ejaculated a mouthful. We all is going to get that map. 70 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:39,659 Oh, way down south in New York City, the cotton grows on the trees so pretty. On 71 00:08:39,659 --> 00:08:40,439 the trees? 72 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,440 On the trees. 73 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:42,679 In the south? 74 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:43,900 South Brooklyn. 75 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:48,560 Oh, south of the Bronx where I was born. The storms are rotten and the jokes are 76 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,560 corn. 77 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,100 I don't know 78 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,480 Tell him to. 79 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,560 Hey, where am I going to get a blue uniform? 80 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:10,879 I got it. 81 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,740 You find them? Not around here, sir. 82 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,260 I want those men. 83 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:20,800 Well, we'll find them. Maybe they're in that bar. We'll look in there. Yes, sir. 84 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:25,740 Hey, 85 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:27,960 did you men see three Confederate spies? 86 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,239 No, we didn't see nobody. 87 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,240 You're sure now? 88 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,640 Search the place. 89 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,120 We just make him flutter. There were two men and one woman. 90 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:42,080 Oh, so there you are, huh? 91 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,060 How did he get in here? 92 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,320 Fall in. 93 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:49,080 As soon as I report that I've caught this spy, we'll take him out and shoot 94 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:51,560 Lock him up in the smokehouse. All right, hunch. 95 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,600 Say, we all got to get him out of this here mess. 96 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,040 It ain't going to be easy on him. 97 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,840 Nice idea, brother. 98 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:09,160 Say, I reckon you boys is hungry. 99 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,540 Sure are. Give me one of them hams. 100 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:12,820 A ham? Yeah. 101 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,160 Look at that. Oh, look at that ham. 102 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,400 Pack your rifles here, boys. 103 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,700 Let's go and eat. Come on. Where'd I get the knife? 104 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,920 Oh, boy. 105 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,400 Oh, look at that. 106 00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:37,050 Put those black cartridges back in the rifle. 107 00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:41,630 Hey, Al, come on and get some of this delicious ham. Come on. 108 00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:47,130 Charlie, come on. Some sliced ham is swell. Come on. 109 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,190 Hold on. 110 00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:51,550 Come on. 111 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:57,510 Hey, Colonel Knox, when they all shoot at you, all you have to do is, I 112 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,510 understand. 113 00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,440 and be shot like a man. 114 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:26,900 Ready? 115 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,200 Aim. 116 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:40,320 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I reckon there is. I ought to send you back to Massachusetts 117 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,320 the fire. 118 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,790 Stop and catch. We have the wrong guns. 119 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,130 I'm going to faint. 120 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:35,960 Get a little discipline around this, Army. 121 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,060 Bury the prisoner! 122 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:45,260 Paul Curley's dead. 123 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:51,460 Hey, I could have sworn that corpse moved. 124 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,760 Sure, and if he had wings, he would fly away. 125 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,640 Maybe we ought to ask him if he's dead or not. 126 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:56,859 Hey, corpse. 127 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:59,060 Will you tell my dumb friend here whether you're dead or not? 128 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,620 Yes, I'm all dead as a doornail. He told himself that he was dead. 129 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:14,919 Wait a minute. 130 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,420 He went around that -a -way. Let's go this -a -way and head him off. 131 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,450 It's time to take a nap. Come on, get up out of there. What happened? 132 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:42,950 Come on. 133 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:45,810 Come on out, Curly. 134 00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:49,330 The coast is still clear. 135 00:15:51,770 --> 00:15:53,350 Where you all? It's me all. 136 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:56,470 Oh, that sure is all a grand disguise, all. 137 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,970 You got all the maps with you? Yeah, in my blouse. 138 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:00,890 Well, you all got to get your maps down to headquarters. 139 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,210 Yeah, go grab that horse and wagon, quick. 140 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,980 Oh, sure, I'm a bad horseman. 141 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,620 Come on, we gotta get you back to headquarters. Get a horse. 142 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:53,220 With the power vested 143 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,940 in me by the sovereign state, I now pronounce you men and wives. 144 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,480 To our charming brother. 10670

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