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How do you like that?

No beer.

You know, this is the 16th place we've been in.

Yeah, there ain't a bottle of beer in town.

Hey, I got an idea.

Shut up. I don't want to hear it.

What is it?

Well,

boys, we're all set. We've got the directions. We've got the ingredients.

Now, let me see.

In order to make ten gallons of beer, pour one can of hopes.

Hops. Hops.

And a can of more into a large crook. Crook.

Crook.

Then fill crock with hot water. Hot water. Hotty -totty. Come on. Quit

Yes, sir. Get the hot water. Aye, aye, sir.

Go on.

All right. I'll open them all.

You open the hoppies.

Hot.

Boy, I'd like to taste it right now.

Hey, what are we doing next?

Wait a minute and I'll tell you.

We did that here.

Mix ingredients.

Refer page 27.

Who are you?

It was an accident, Mo.

Mo, it was an accident. The clock skidded. So did your brain.

Take it easy, Mo.

I'm a citizen.

Here. Take this mop and clean up that mess.

That's an order. Present arms.

Right shoulder arms.

About face.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Now, go on.

Hey!

Hey!

What are you doing?

Well,

that's that.

Let's see what happens next.

Put in three cakes of yeast. Yeast.

porcupine.

Get these.

Hello.

Hey, Larry, it's for you.

Okay. I'm going to do things around here myself.

Three KCUs.

I don't have to do everything myself, I guess.

What can I do now?

Oh, the bottles.

One,

two, three.

with those bottles so they'll be done when the beer's ready. Good idea.

Come on.

Child. Come on, get in, boys.

Next on the deck.

Next on the deck.

Come on up.

Next on the deck. Come on up.

All right, boys, get working here.

Success. Success.

Oh, boy, it's done. Look at all the beer we got.

Oh, boy.

Say, you know, I don't want to pour any cold water on this project, but it seems

to me there must be something wrong.

Oh, you're crazy. We followed directions. I put the yeast in myself.

You're crazy. I put the yeast in. You're both crazy. I put the yeast in.

We all put the yeast in.

You imbecile, who told you to put the yeast in?

Best one.

185 bottles of beer.

We ain't gonna run short of beer.

Look at those bottles of beer. Look at that. Beer to swimming. Beer to bathing.

We can wash our clothes in beer.

We got beer galore.

Boys, this is terrific.

Say, how about some Dutch lunch?

Certainly. I'll get some apple pie and whipped cream.

I'll take some burnt toast and a rotten egg.

Burnt toast and a rotten egg?

Yeah, I got a tape on him and that's good enough for him.

Put it down.

Who's the detective?

Oh, in charge of the black market price on top of it.

Ah, stop crying over spilt beer.

And the judge says we'll be out of here in eight months on good behavior.

Yeah, you know, it's a good thing we drank our fill before they caught us.

Yeah, and we'll drink our fill again.

What's the matter with you?

Go like that.

Go like that, huh? Gee, that's too bad.

Okay, inside, you guys.

Okay, Al. Get over there and line up.

A little more light here.

Yeah, that's better.

A little more light here.

That's better.

Gee, it's hot in here. I hope the beer don't spoil.

Shut up.

Be still, my heart.

Hey, Moe, the spear is a bully.

Shut up. We can't do anything about it now.

All right, get ready.

I'll hang you for this.

They can't hang us. We're innocent.

We're innocent, I tell you. You're telling me.

Well, they're going to hang us. Oh, no.

No. I'm too young to die.

I'm too young and too handsome.

Well,

I'm too young.

No, no, no, no, no. Hold that. Oh, thank you.

I said you'll wake up 24 hours to live.

Think. Think! Think!

I got it. What? A terrific headache.

Come on.

Listen, we gotta get out of here. If we only had a saw.

Hey, what about these?

Well... Where'd you get these?

I say in bottle tops.

Is this a musical saw?

Certainly. It plays, I hear, a rhapsody.

That was a rhapsody in the tisser.

Come on, get on those bars, quick.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Let a guy that can saw see.

Saw.

How would you like a punch in the nose?

A punch in the nose? Why, you couldn't even punch him in the nose.

Oh, I couldn't, eh?

Suck me hard.

Put some steam in it so that I could really get sore.

Don't give him a chance to say bull.

Slip it right to him.

Bring it right back from your heels, boy, and let him have it.

Right between the eyes.

Stop you.

It's the warden.

Speak to me, warden. Say a few syllables.

Order a few adjectives.

Get some water here, dummy.

Look, it was only an accident.

Come on out of it.

Come on.

That's sand, not water.

You dummy.

Maybe it's the warden. Yeah, well... Oh, warden, you. Get busy.

Hey,

Great Dane, what's the matter with you?

Oh, Hornet's trying to horn in on me. Wait a minute. Hold still. I see him.

Thanks, Malt. You're welcome.

You with that iron head of yours, now I'm liable to have to pay for another

hammer.

They generally hang out on the gallows.

Pomeroy. How did you know my name?

Hey, we came to get you out. Yeah, that's great.

What do we break out?

Here's the idea.

Wait a minute.

Let's all go together.

Go.

Get those brushes and paint.

Come on, stop working.

Boy, they sure look like guard uniforms now. You said it. They'll never know the

difference. Come on, we'll paint our way out.

Hey!

Oh, pardon me. There's a white spot.

It's a real one.

I'm no fool.

Well, boys, at last you're free.

Thank you, Warden. Oh, don't mention it. Hurry back.

We're out at last.

Forty years I've waited for this day.

Do you know what I'm going to do?

What? I'm going to get myself a tall, big, beautiful bottle of beer.

beautiful blonde.

Oh, yeah?