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We'll pick it up again from page nine.
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Aha!
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Slowly we turn.
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Step by step.
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Inch by inch.
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And those again for the fifth time.
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The minute we get to that inch by inch
line, something always happens.
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That's the last straw.
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Come on, we're going upstairs and kill
those guys that have been ruining our
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rehearsals. Let's go. You said it. Why,
I'll get up there and I'll... No.
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See that?
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See that? Come on.
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Come on.
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All right.
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This is it. I'll show those mugs. Let me
at them. Quiet, I'll handle it. this.
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I'll break their necks. I'll bash their
noses in. And if there's a big muscular
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guy in there, you handle him.
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Gee, that's a swell number. I wonder
what the name of it is. I don't know.
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Well, we came up to break your neck.
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Oh, yeah?
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Wait a minute. That's before we saw you.
You see, we live in the room below. We
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was rehearsing our act, but you were
dancing, and the chandelier hit me in
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head. Oh, what an awful lump.
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That's no lump. That's my head.
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Oh, we're sorry.
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I'm glad. Otherwise, we wouldn't have
met.
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I'm Moe. I'm Larry. I'm Curly.
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That's funny. Moe, Larry, and Curly meet
Flo, Mary, and Shirley.
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What kind of an act do you do?
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Oh, sort of a kind of a roan like. It's
very dramatic.
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Yeah, there's a lot of talk that goes on
ahead.
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But there's one spot that has to be
timed just right. It's the most
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thing in the act. We'll show you. Come
on, boys.
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Start on page nine. Page nine.
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Ah, slowly we turned.
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Step by step.
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Inch by inch.
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skull? Yeah, if we ever get past that
inch -by -inch line, maybe the sack
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be something.
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What are you sitting in there for?
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So it shouldn't be a total loss, I'm
taking a bath.
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A bath?
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Yeah.
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Move over.
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Yeah, and I'll take a bath.
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Get on the other side.
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Give me the soap, kid.
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I got it.
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Here, here, here.
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Give me the other brush.
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Loosely?
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Thank you.
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We didn't come to borrow any dough We
didn't come to borrow any trouble We
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stopped in to say hello Oh, hello to
you, Mr. Penny
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Please don't think that we are hammy We
just stopped in from Alabama We
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just stopped in to say hello Oh, boy,
you said it We just
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stopped in to say hello And don't forget
it
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We just have to say hello.
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Hello.
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Hello. Goodbye.
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Now, don't be hasty, Mr. Manny. The best
is yet to come.
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This is a sad, sad story of a boy in all
his glory.
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He could rat -a -toot -a -lady, rat -a
-toot -a -lady.
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Ah!
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Give out invasion!
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Spread out!
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Now comes the climax.
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Aha!
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Slowly I turn.
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Step by step.
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Inch by inch.
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You idiot, you.
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Now you have to grab the axe.
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I couldn't help it, I slipped.
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Look, we're sorry, Mr. Manny.
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Why, you... See that?
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Hey, break it up, break it up.
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We're sorry, Mr. Weeks. You see, every
time this dummy...
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Your show goes on half an hour at the
shipyard.
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We'll have to hurry if we're going to
make it. Thank you. Call my car, all
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right? Yes, sir. Sorry, boys, I have to
hurry down to the shipyard. Better see
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me some other time.
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Say, Mr. Weeks, why can't we go into
that show of yours at the shipyard?
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slay them. Yeah, we'll kill them. We'll
annihilate them.
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Okay, I'll give you a chance, but you
better be good.
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We're on our way to the shipyard.
Thanks.
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Oh, boy!
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Call me pal?
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Why, I haven't heard that word for
years.
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You know, bub, I was once a tramp like
you.
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Oh, congratulations.
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Ah, but it wasn't always thus.
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I can look back to the days of y 'all
when I was a very happy married man.
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And one day that rat came and destroyed
forever all the happiness I'd ever
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known. I'll never forget that day.
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I just came home from the graveyard
shift, and there was a note on a pillow.
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What did it say?
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Oh, it was one of those cold -blooded
notes.
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Dear Mo, I'm running away with Larry.
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I was obsessed with the idea that I must
find him. The trail led me to
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Pittsburgh. I found that I'd missed him
by three days when I got there, and I
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swore right there in Pittsburgh I'd find
him and have my revenge.
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Now on went the chase.
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Miami, Dallas, New Orleans.
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And then I came face to face with a rat
that had ruined my life.
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It was in Niagara Falls.
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Niagara Falls!
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Slowly I turned, and step by step...
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Inch by inch, I walked up to him and I
smashed him. I knocked him to pieces
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and I knocked him down.
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Oh, take it easy, boys. Take it easy.
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Excuse me, kid.
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It's that word Niagara Falls. Every time
I hear it, it tears me apart.
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Don't do me any good either.
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Ungrateful, that's what it is. How do
you like a guy like that?
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I say hello, pal, sort of friendly, and
just because I say Niagara Falls...
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Take it easy, pal. Please, take it easy.
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Oh, it's that woman.
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I'll kill her and him.
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Blood?
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Yes!
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Did you call me pal?
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No.
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It's been a long time since I heard the
word pal.
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You too? Haven't you got any friends
either? That's what I was coming to, the
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dirty rat. He tried to take her away
from me. Ah, but he couldn't get away
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it, so he trailed me.
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To Pittsburgh?
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Yes.
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And then you went to Miami, New Orleans,
and Dallas?
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Yes, yes.
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But how did you know?
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You'd be surprised.
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and he caught you in Niagara Falls.
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Niagara!
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Caught up with you in Pittsburgh.
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Go ahead. Tell him where you found him.
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Forget it. It's past history.
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Why, you cowards. You're afraid to say
Niagara Falls.
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It's very important.
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Car broke down. Unable to make show
today. Sorry.
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Castroner review.
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Well, Mr. Weeks, what do you say?
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Boys, I'm in trouble. My show won't be
here today.
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And how am I going to get some
entertainment for these people?
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Don't worry. We've got plenty of
material.
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We'll all go on. Yeah, we'll dance.
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Certainly. We'll give them a show.
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Okay. Go to it. Let's go, everybody.
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What's the matter with you?
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Listen, men, I need a volunteer for a
dangerous mission. This mission is
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extremely important, but it's ten to
one, the volunteer won't come back.
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Now, if there's a man among you that is
ready to lay down his life for his
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country, step forward.
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Thank you, my boy.
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Thank you for what, sir? For dying for
your country. Now, take this message to
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Major Stomer. You'll find him on Hill
303.
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Now, you go through Skeleton Pass over
Murder Meadow to Massacre Junction. Then
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you follow the trail to Poison Creek
around Funeral Mountain and head
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for Dead Man's Gulch. Now, saddle a
horse and get underway.
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Yes, sir.
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If the colonel had let me, I'd have gone
myself.
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He's off.
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There he goes.
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He's in enemy territory.
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He's crossing no man's land.
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Look at him ride through a hail of
bullets.
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Oh, no.
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He's down.
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They killed him.
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No, his horse is getting up now. He's
up.
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Look at him ride like the wind.
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He's right.
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He's right.
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He's right.
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He's right.
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my new Broadway show.
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Meet me in my New York office tomorrow.
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Oh, boy, Broadway, New York.
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Well, girls, it was nice knowing you.
See you again sometime.
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Oh, yeah!
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Get out of the car and find out.
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I'll go, too.
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Where are we, dear?
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Goslow. Goslow?
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Silly, it says Goslow.
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Hey,
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what did that sign say?
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25 miles to Niagara Falls.
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No!
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