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What strikes your fancy, mister?

Hotcakes. Service with a smile.

Hotcakes on one.

Collision mats on one.

Hot cakes on one. Hot cakes? I don't know.

Oh, there they are.

Collision nights on one.

Say, that's what I call service. Yeah, it's a little gadget my chef invented.

Coffee? Yeah.

These hotcakes must be made out of reclaimed rubber.

Where's your chef?

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

Yeah. I can't eat these. Let me see you eat them.

Oh, certainly.

Well, I guess that proves they're okay.

Verify it.

I'll have a bowl of chicken soup.

Say, how about I win? I said soup.

Oh, you've been here before.

Yeah. One chicken soup on three.

One tackle soup on three.

Hey, Steinmetz, what you got, a new invention?

Yeah, a new way to make corn fritters. Not bad, eh?

Pretty good.

I got a million of them. I got one idea where I...

Not so hot.

Sixteen. Oh, just put it on my account.

Nothing doing. Your pastry bill is $97 now.

If I don't collect, the stuff goes back. No more credit.

How about a cup of coffee?

tastes like paint.

Paint?

By golly, it is paint.

What's the matter?

I just drank some paint.

Why, that's silly.

I always drink coffee.

Paint, eh?

Let me see your tongue.

Now, get back there and get busy.

That's the trouble we have with health nowadays.

or do I take the pastry back? Well, I guess the stuff goes back.

Give it to him. No!

Give it to me!

That does it!

If I don't get my dough by Monday, I take over this restaurant.

Say, what does this job pay?

Yeah, do you think we can earn 97 bucks by Monday?

Well, it's up to you. You get a penny a poster for every one you put up. Now

make it snappy. Oh, boy!

Hey, quiz kid.

If we get a penny a poster and hang 25 a day, when will we have 97 bucks?

Sunday night. Good.

1992. Wow.

It's upside down. Rectify it. Oh,

boy.

A hundred bucks just for milking a cow.

That's better than hanging posters.

Hey, you're in the contest.

Me? I never even saw a cow.

You're going to see one now.

Go on in there and get some practice.

Oh, please. Oh,

this is all your fault.

Come here, cow.

Boy, now we're really in the money. Yeah, nothing to do but collect.

What's the idea of coming out so quick? I thought I told you to get some

practice. The cow didn't know that. He threw me out.

He did?

Well, we'll fix that.

Get the blanket out of the car.

Now, you get back in there. If it happens again, we'll catch you. It won't

happen again.

No? No, I'm not going in there again.

Oh, letting us down, eh?

Do your stuff.

Get

out of

here. What's the idea of crossing this up? Didn't you hear me coming?

Take that whistle. Next time before you start, blow it.

See what a cow is made of.

There's the whole layout.

Yeah, but where do you get the milk from? Yeah, yeah.

Well, there's a pipeline that connects the spare ribs and comes down through

chopped liver, connected by a homophagal, through the meatloaf. You

to Liverwurst and a straight drop down to the Auto Club where you get your

gallons. Of milk? No, gas.

Yeah, where was I? Oh, yes.

Then you get the palm of the side of the thing here and around the sookie,

you're going to get the pornis that's here, and that leaves the... Thank

goodness, and that's it.

Oh!

Is that clear?

Yeah, that's clear.

But where do you get the milk?

Sit down and start practicing.

What's the matter with you? Get your hands on there.

Ready? Ready?

Go. Go.

Faster.

Faster.

Faster.

Faster. Faster.

milking champion of Carrot County.

And here comes the challenger.

Contest goes four rounds, and the guy who gets the most milk is the winner.

Now shake hands and come out milking.

What's

the

matter, kid? You nervous?

Just in that knee.

Oh, Sabatugi, eh?

Give me my stool.

Get up, bossy. Get up.

One. Two.

Three. He's trapped. Come on.

Four.

Five. Come on. Six. Get up, kid. Seven.

Eight. You know we need that hundred bucks. Nine. Eight.

How many chances will he get? One, two, three, four, five.

Mighty close, wasn't it?

Stay by yourself.

Pick it up.

Pick it up.

Ladies and gentlemen, there'll be a one -minute rest between rounds while they

bring in fresh cows.

Water.

Water.

Water!

Thanks. Okay.

Hey,

you don't look like you got any milk. That's what you think.

Are you talking to me, Carl?

Shut up and start milking.

Let's get him over here.